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As you know, last week God was forced to blow up a volcano in Iceland to burn them for considering the allow of gay marriage.
Nothing burns God’s temper more than the thought of a man using his dingle dangle to dabble into another man’s backsides! It makes God sick and angry! Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve sicko Iceland!
So with anger kindled, God let his fires of wrath explode and it resulted in the Eyjafjallajokull volcano igniting and destroying half of Iceland, as Ireported right in the heat of battle.
Now as we see God’s wrath is blanketing all of Europe with an unprecedented cloud of smothering smoke, we are also getting time to review this image from up above with our satellite technology.
One image, right above the exploded image, stood out above the rest. It is a good one.
The image you are about to witness contains the tortured face of Satan. You can see he is screaming as God is searing him with the high heats of a volcano! The lava burns hotter than the core of Earth itself! It is searing the worst of demons, Satan, and God is just getting started. This is still God taking the fridge thermostat and having it on the ice cold setting, he is getting to make it MUCH hotter.
On this photograph you see Satan screams and begs for mercy, but God has turned deaf ears to his screams just like all of Europe who supported anti-Christian things and forgot their heritage in Christ! Warning: The following image contains the face of Satan. First, contact your local parish and pray before viewing, anointing your room with blessed holy oil. After praying, immediately order your wife and any children to leave the room and remain praying while you review this media and pass it to your parenting group.
Update: According to the National Weather Review, the fallout from this volcanic explosion is expected to last for one week. I shall pray for it to last ten days, so mark your calendars and behold God.
7:07 am
“Now as we see God’s wrath is blanketing all of Europe with an unprecedented cloud of smothering smoke, we are also getting time to review this image from up above with our satellite technology.”
this line just made me laugh my socks off you having satellite technology makes me laugh and that image is from a piece of art you inbred fuck.
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10:30 am
You are an idiot! God was forced to blow up a volcano because they considered gay marriage? REALLY! Using words like dingle dangle prove my point on the idiot stance. If you are adult enough to say that Iceland should be punished for gay marriage you should definitely be man enough to use the word PENIS, and as far as getting your house anointed with holy oil, then everyone who watches CNN, MSNBC or HLN better as well because they’ve been showing that image mulitple times already. Get a life and love people rather than smiling at ACT OF NATURE that could cause people harm. For judging others you will feel the heat of that lava when your “saved” soul burns in hell.
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12:09 pm
I think it’s because God not agree with this fucking website and the people who write articles on this
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1:07 pm
“As you know, last week God was forced to blow up a volcano in Iceland to burn them for considering the allow of gay marriage.”
Idiot grammar good!
“So with anger kindled, God let his fires of wrath explode and it resulted in the Eyjafjallajokull volcano igniting and destroying half of Iceland, as Ireported right in the heat of battle.”
Who or what is Ireported?
Fire burns, it doesn’t explode.
What battle?
Why would you pray for Americans visiting the country to be grounded?
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1:51 pm
Somebody call up the SciFi Ghost Hunters. They can go over there with their magic wands and scare Satan out of his hiding place. Maybe they’ll capture him in a fruit jar and keep it in their office.
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4:46 pm
Who you gonna call?
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7:25 pm
Or maybe volcanoes are the natural result of geological activity and the fact that three of them appear in one place is a co-incidence.
Y’know. Just saying.
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5:05 pm
It was actually due to pressure building up as molten rock rose to the surface, in one of the most geologically active countries in the world. You have subduction zones, volcanoes, fault zones, etc. Besides, how do you know what Satan looks like? Do you (Abe) converse with him? That image, if anything significant, looks more like a Grey than anything else.
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4:27 am
I reckon ayy? How on Earth do you know how the supposedly “Satan” looks like?
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7:03 pm
For someone that believes in God, you’re very ignorant. God loves everyone remember? If you’re not gay then why do you care so much. Mind you’re own business.
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7:13 pm
Look at Satan’s tortured face! The fires sear him and he wants everyone to join, therefore he dispatches his demons to tempt people into gay, abortions, drugs and such so they will burn with him for all time. Glory to God in the highest for punishing these wretches!
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7:27 pm
So Satan is being tortured for eternity in your personal pantheon.
Why would our kind, forgiving God do something like that?
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7:41 pm
God is kind and merciful, he also makes it no secret that his wrath is great.
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5:11 pm
So God is a sinner?
Wrath is right up there in the big seven, you know.
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10:41 pm
Faces are always seen in giant plumes in giant cloudes. It’s called the smoke being shaped by the wind into a pattern that are brains identify as a face.
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2:01 am
That’s not Satan’s face. It’s my T.P. Reilly’s face having an orgasm because I spoke a secret sexual phrase into his ear “I like it when your vagina is visible to strangers in public”. It made a hard penis.
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12:20 pm
God hates you.
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4:37 pm
“God hates You”
Yeah he probably does but why would he confide in a fucktard like you?
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2:50 pm
You should visit your psychiatrist mate and probably everyone who’s posting here similar bullshit like this… Never seen such a sickness on the web yet..
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3:47 pm
you guys are fuckin dumb ass bitches who believe in something that isn’t even real (God)
so fuck you and this website because it’s all bullshit fake ass shit put on here by narrow minded douchebags like you
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9:20 pm
Hey it’s also for sexual deviants who scoff at the quality of moderation in the comments section
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11:21 pm
lol this website is a great source of entertainment. It’s like a mix of that fucked up westboro baptist church and…..national enquirer.
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9:18 pm
Praise the lawdie!!!
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6:49 am
you know, i think this is a satirical site and the people who take this stuff seriously deserve to feel offended. Use your brains people!
It makes me LOL hardcore
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11:45 am
hahahaha….you are all retarded and SO much fun. i’m still so amazed at how angry people get. i think my favorite are the foul-mouthed christians. the whole “you motherfuckers are all gonna burn!!” people are hysterical! the foul mouthed anti-christians are funny too since they just don’t get the site. either way, loads of entertainment. someone please post how i’m gonna burn and god’s gonna get me. that’d make my whole day. i’d actually facebook it. come get me you christians!!! aaarrrggg!!! here, i’ll give you some fodder…god doesn’t exist and christians are closet gays.
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4:24 am
wow. idiocy at it’s best. kudos retard.
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4:28 am
LOL !
Warning: The following image contains the face of Satan. First, contact your local parish and pray before viewing, anointing your room with blessed holy oil. After praying, immediately order your wife and any children to leave the room and remain praying while you review this media and pass it to your parenting group.
THIS IS THE MOST RIDICULOUS SHIT I HAVE EVER READ, OMFG.
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5:41 am
i hope you die god is fake iceland is a great place and if you cant tolerate gay people you are the people that should be going to hell i hope you die a painful death
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