Scientists “Discover” New Evolution Fossil in Cave
Scientists are once more claiming to find “breaking” evidence that proves evolution, all in the form of fossils.
Several months ago, scientists claimed that a lemur monkey, named Ida, inevitably proved that a primitive form of mankind procreated with a monkey to give rise to you and me.
Evolutionists believe that we descend from monkeys and human evolution occurred when a man had sexual relations with a female monkey. Now they are claiming to find yet another fossil that corroborates their “science”.
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The missing link between humans and their ape-like predecessors could be filled in this week with the unveiling of a 2 million-year-old skeleton believed to be that of a new species of evolutionary primate, according to the London Telegraph.
The almost-complete fossilized child’s skeleton, discovered in a limestone cave in South Africa by Professor Lee Berger of the country’s University of the Witwatersrand, is believed to provide new clues about the evolutionary gap between the ape-like Australopithecus afarenis, which emerged almost 4 million years ago, and Homo habilis, the first species of advanced humans, which emerged 2.5 million years ago.
Already, we see the lies being formed. Scientists are now wildly claiming that the advanced humans are 2.5 million years old. While their claims are not as their initial assertions, where they said Ida was ten million years old, it’s all still impossible as the Earth is approximately 6,000 years old.
Humanity cannot be any older than the Earth itself. Their ridiculous report continues:
Scientists found a nearly-complete fossilized skeleton that may be a missing link in the evolution of humans in a cave in South Africa’s Sterkfontein region. Here, tourists explore a cave in the area last year.
The new species is believed to be a hominid, a group of evolutionary primates including humans, that existed during the intermediary phase when apelike species evolved into humans.
This is the evolution portion of science to which I alluded a bit earlier. You see, scientists believe that it is possible for a man and monkey to have intimate relations. This is probably where the gays get their ideas that if its okay for a man to mate with monkey, why not a man with his own kind.
The reason this is all a sham is because the Bible specifically says it is an abomination and not natural for a man to lie with man or beast. God would never allow us to evolve from a man-beast relation. He simply created man at the dawn of time, and from the rib of man created the first woman, of whom he charged responsible for carrying her husband’s children and tending to them until reaching maturation.
The lies of these scientists know no end:
South African President Jacob Zuma has visited the university to view the fossils ahead of Thursday’s much-anticipated unveiling.
Some scientists are hailing the discovery as a significant revelation. Professor Phillip Tobias, an eminent human anatomist, colleague of Professor Berger and one of three experts to first identify Homo habilis in 1964, called the finding “wonderful” and “exciting.”
Who in their right mind would trust the South Africans? It is these backyard stiffnecks who fought to keep Apartheid and good men like Nelson Mandela imprisoned. Shame on these scientists for supporting a racist government who stole land and rights from the natural South Africans, all due to color? Curses upon them for supporting apartheid regimes?
All these things are against morality and cannot be trusted, so just by proxy the words and findings of Professor Tobias cannot be trusted. There is no integrity to the morals of South Africa so skepticism must prevail when any “claim” comes from that region.
And look at the photographic evidence. If they really had a full skeleton fossil they would show better documentation than a cheap tourist trap in an apartheid country that senselessly enslaved people within the last 50 years. They would instead focus their efforts on giving aide to all the victim South Africans.
Scientists claim a new fossil in South Africa proves evolution and therefore the Big Bang theory, describing how modern man’s origin comes from a man having intimate relations with a female monkey. (photo credit – AP)
Instead, however, we see these scientists have no conscious and continue trying to convince everyone that their fossil is legit:
“To find a skeleton as opposed to a couple of teeth or an arm bone is a rarity,” Tobias told the Telegraph, adding that “it is one thing to find a lower jaw with a couple of teeth, but it is another thing to find the jaw joined onto the skull, and those in turn uniting further down with the spinal column, pelvis and the limb bones.”
Who’s to say Satan didn’t just bury some bones there to throw people off the word of God? It is just as plausible and far more likely than the Big Bang, which scientists have no empirical or statistical way to prove, with a 95% significant level of confidence, that it happened. Therefore, according to their own measures, this finding has to be rejected.
Friends, Satan works in underhanded ways and he is corrupting our scientists. He is trying to turn science against religion so we cannot discover the neat mysteries God has laid out for us in the universe. God gave us a basic understanding of our past: we were create in his image. Adam and Eve were created, man and woman, and in marriage used their secret parts to multiply. We are to follow suit and move forward, discovering the world around us until he comes back to bring us all to heaven and judge all hell bound demons like these evolution scientists:
The skeleton is believed to have been preserved by the limestone contained in the Malapa cave where it was found in the Sterkfontein region of South Africa, considered part of the “Cradle of Humanity.”
Experts said the discovery of a nearly-complete skeleton was noteworthy as the fossil record of early human species has largely been built through the study of small, disjointed bones. Skull fragments and jaw, finger, hand and wrist bones have thus far provided the best clues about the early human species like Homo habilis.
The new skeleton could provide new clues about the transition between the human species and its extinct, apelike ancestors. The pelvis and limb bones of the new skeleton could shed light on how apelike hominids began to stand upright. The hand bones could provide evidence about when modern humans began to use stone tools.
“A find like this could really increase our understanding of our early ancestors at a time when they first started to become recognizable as human,” Dr. Simon Underdown, an expert on human evolution at Oxford Brookes University, told the Telegraph.
The unveiling of the fossilized skeleton Thursday will reportedly set off a media campaign and inspire a television documentary.
The finding is said to be the most important of its kind since an almost-complete fossil of a 3.3 million year old Australopithecus, nicknamed Little Foot, was found in Sterkfontein in 1994.
These are all veiled lies. Scientists try to cover their true agenda with a bunch of made of statistics. The truth is that God is God alone and the foundation of science lays in your Bible.
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So then where’s all the evidence of the events depicted in the Bible? You’re gonna have to do better than “in the Bible.”
Hot debate. What do you think?
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8:40 pm
“as the Earth is approximately 6,000 years old.”
Wow. Just wow. God you’re stupid.
“He simply created man at the dawn of time, and from the rib of man created the first woman”
Now think of this. If it were true, they would share the same genetic material, yes? Would them rockin’ tha casbah not then technically be incest. I was crap at Biology so someone correct me if I’m wrong.
“the Big Bang, which scientists have no empirical or statistical way to prove, with a 95% significant level of confidence, that it happened”
You were doing so well there, then you fucked it up. You’re absolutely right, scientists can’t prove the Big Bang theory any more than you can prove the existance of God (though we’re still going to keep TRYING to find better theories.) But it doesn’t make sense when you slip in “with a 95% significant level of confidence”
Word to the wise, you can’t just throw in a few buzzwords to make you sound smarter when you don’t know what they mean. They don’t make any sense in that context. Next time, it’s just “The Big Bang theory, which they have no way of proving.”
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9:56 pm
If you read the news today you’d think Satan spends all his time burying monkey bones in caves to fool atheists, instead of whispering socialist revolution in Obama’s ear. What egomaniacs these scientists are!
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10:47 pm
“Evolutionists believe that we descend from monkeys and human evolution occurred when a man had sexual relations with a female monkey.”
yeah yeah and christians belive a guy with a big beard is sitting on cloud looking down on us all whille playing sim city and deciding what terror to realese on his creations next.
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“The Earth is only 6,000 years old.”
You are quite easily the biggest cunt I have ever seen. That is all.
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3:49 pm
“Evolutionists believe that we descend from monkeys and human evolution occurred when a man had sexual relations with a female monkey. Now they are claiming to find yet another fossil that corroborates their “science”.”
You’re a fucking idiot please go read a book and learn what evolution *actually* is before you ever say something this stupid again. It really amazes me that people like you exist in the 21st century. You either never listened in school or you were home-schooled by an equally ignorant family.
“it’s all still impossible as the Earth is approximately 6,000 years old.”
This is several hundred years after the Sumerians invented glue.
“Who in their right mind would trust the South Africans? It is these backyard stiffnecks who fought to keep Apartheid and good men like Nelson Mandela imprisoned”
Since you don’t appear to read books, perhaps you are unaware that Nelson Mandela is free and was in fact president of South Africa from 1994-1999.
“Who’s to say Satan didn’t just bury some bones there to throw people off the word of God?”
Who’s to say Jesus wasn’t really Satan and mentioned turning the other cheek just to throw people off sacrificing their own sons? Of course, the whole subject is moot because Satan and God probably don’t exist in the first place
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3:14 pm
well its true that the world is not 6000 years old
first The civilization of Korea was founded : 8000 Years BC
The Civilization of China was founded : 10 000 Years BC
The first western civilization was founded : 20 000 – 30 000 Year BC
The discovery of Fire : 200 000 – 300 000 BC
The first homo sapiens (Caveman) : 600 000 BC
The first religion : 9000 BC
And it’s Only the Beginning
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7:27 pm
You ei9ther do not know the first thing about evolution or are intentionally misleading your poor flock of sheep!!! Man had sex with a female monkey?? Really, that is what you think is taught in evolution. Stick to what you know and keep your eyes and ears (and mouth) shut to all that is around you. Blind faith seems somehow suited to someone of your intelligence!!
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8:19 pm
“human evolution occurred when a man had sexual relations with a female monkey.” ok but if a “man” had sexual relations with a female monkey doesnt that mean that “man” i.e human male, far as i know thats the only thing we refer to as man, already existed? so that says to me that human males had evolved and then had sex with a female monkey? confused much
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6:40 pm
Evolution does not work that way. Read something that isn’t filtered through a “this is wrong” lens. Then discuss it. Do not enter into a debate without the right information.
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4:28 am
you guys know this site is a joke right… the point is to show the stupidity of religion
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1:40 am
God I hope this site is a big joke. Because if it’s not these are some of the stupidest people on the planet.
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8:55 pm
Do you seriously think the earth is only 6000 years old? You are arguing against proven scientific fact. And no one is saying a human had sex with a monkey. you clearly dont understand the concept of evolution. we evolved FROM monkeys. meaning they were here first. and we evolved from them. your stupidity knows no bounds.
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6:04 pm
this website is taking the piss…isnt it
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8:08 am
I call Bullshit!
First, the Earth being over 6000 years old is easily proven. To quote from Terry Pratchett’s book Darwin’s Watch, chapter four Paley Ontology: Zircons are a case in point.
To sum up the next few pages – Zircons are found in many types of rock. When said rock is eroded, the zircons are washed into the sea and included in the formation of the next layer of sedimentary rock. They also gain another layer. With this, we can easily tell how old a particular Zircon is, which gives us a reliable ‘clock’ for the age of the world. A typical crystal will have about four layers, the core being about 3.7 billion years old.
Second, man/monkey relationships. Such a ridiculous thought bears little scrutiny, so I shall not bother to reply except for this – the two spiecies are sufficiently different that any offspring would be infertile. The whole point is therefore moot.
Third, politics. Why should we doubt the word of an impartial scientist because he happens to work in an area where the author of this article feels is morally lacking? Should we assume that the scientists at CERN are being adversly affected by being in Switzerland?
Fourth, divine interfereance. If Saten put the bones there, why? Surely it would have been more amusing to put a gateway to hell there instead? Or make the bones talk, at least? And didn’t God try and stop him?
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10:33 pm
“Scientists are once more claiming to find “breaking” evidence that proves evolution, all in the form of fossils.
Several months ago, scientists claimed that a lemur monkey, named Ida, inevitably proved that a primitive form of mankind procreated with a monkey to give rise to you and me.
Evolutionists believe that we descend from monkeys and human evolution occurred when a man had sexual relations with a female monkey. Now they are claiming to find yet another fossil that corroborates their “science”.”
-We do not believe that humans come from monkeys you retard. Evolution says that we all come from a common ancestor not monkeys. Chimps are the primates that are closest to humans.
“Already, we see the lies being formed. Scientists are now wildly claiming that the advanced humans are 2.5 million years old. While their claims are not as their initial assertions, where they said Ida was ten million years old, it’s all still impossible as the Earth is approximately 6,000 years old.”
-Source please and don’t quote the damn bible because it is flawed and full of contradictions. Plus it was written by humans and humans lie.
This is the evolution portion of science to which I alluded a bit earlier. You see, scientists believe that it is possible for a man and monkey to have intimate relations. This is probably where the gays get their ideas that if its okay for a man to mate with monkey, why not a man with his own kind.
“The reason this is all a sham is because the Bible specifically says it is an abomination and not natural for a man to lie with man or beast. God would never allow us to evolve from a man-beast relation. He simply created man at the dawn of time, and from the rib of man created the first woman, of whom he charged responsible for carrying her husband’s children and tending to them until reaching maturation.”
-Can you people not use the bible as a source. Is that the only thing that backs up what you say. Scientists have found proof that back up what they say. If you were to write an essay and the teacher says that the source is wrong, would you still use that source to write the essay even though it was wrong?
“Who in their right mind would trust the South Africans? It is these backyard stiffnecks who fought to keep Apartheid and good men like Nelson Mandela imprisoned. Shame on these scientists for supporting a racist government who stole land and rights from the natural South Africans, all due to color? Curses upon them for supporting apartheid regimes?”
-You know about 80% of South Africans are Christians. Are you saying not to trust your fellow people.
“All these things are against morality and cannot be trusted, so just by proxy the words and findings of Professor Tobias cannot be trusted. There is no integrity to the morals of South Africa so skepticism must prevail when any “claim” comes from that region.”
-So you are saying that there is no integrity in Christians. Good to know.
“And look at the photographic evidence. If they really had a full skeleton fossil they would show better documentation than a cheap tourist trap in an apartheid country that senselessly enslaved people within the last 50 years. They would instead focus their efforts on giving aide to all the victim South Africans.”
-And where is this photographic evidence for this “God” character you believe in.
“Who’s to say Satan didn’t just bury some bones there to throw people off the word of God? It is just as plausible and far more likely than the Big Bang, which scientists have no empirical or statistical way to prove, with a 95% significant level of confidence, that it happened. Therefore, according to their own measures, this finding has to be rejected.”
-Because a giant wizard in the sky is such a better idea. Oh, and since you believe that god is omnipotent, he would have stopped the devil from doing anything. He would have made it so that the devil couldn’t do anything. If i was christian and i believed this crap, i would lean towards the devil more because god seems like a giant douche bag”
“Friends, Satan works in underhanded ways and he is corrupting our scientists. He is trying to turn science against religion so we cannot discover the neat mysteries God has laid out for us in the universe. God gave us a basic understanding of our past: we were create in his image. Adam and Eve were created, man and woman, and in marriage used their secret parts to multiply.”
-And how do you expect to reach those mysteries without the help of science?
Oh my FSM. You know the bible basically says that Adam and Eve had children. Then Eve had sex with those children and had more children and the endless line of incest doesn’t end.You also believe that an elderly man gathered up two of every animal, which means two of every single species because you don’t believe in the whole evolution business, onto a boat large enough to hold them and he was able to keep them from eating each other and all the animals were in walking distance to his house. That includes penguins and ostriches and Komodo dragons.
“These are all veiled lies. Scientists try to cover their true agenda with a bunch of made of statistics. The truth is that God is God alone and the foundation of science lays in your Bible.”
-Where do you think they get these statistics huh. They do hundreds and hundreds of tests to reach their conclusion. And it is not my bible but the book of senile old men.
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4:40 am
Obvious Troll website is obvious….
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9:09 am
this site has to be a joke.nobody can be this stupid.or dangerous.this kind of nonsense is undermining the ability of american kids to think objectively.religion to me is like a bunch of kids in the play ground telling each other that the boogieman is going to get them.
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1:35 pm
Just been posted this site – fair play guys for speaking your mind – I respect that.
“Man had sex with a female monkey” … now what scientist has ever said that – I have studied palaeontology and can heartily confirm that that is not what happened. If they claim to be a scientist they are not. Simple as. DNA in animal genes undergo random/guided (you decide) mutations every so often, these can be useless, hinderative, or useful. Although rare, if the latter – it will have an advantage over its peers and survive to pass these genes on. Over time, its descendents spread as ‘weaker’ specimens die out/become more and more different to them. This latter case is what happened with primates. Apes are another ‘branch’ of the primate arm to humans, and we developed bigger brains and a more upright stature allowing us to become more successful.
Second query (ha geddit?!…oh wait you probably wouldn’t… sorry couldn’t resist that!
) “Earth is 6000 years old” It simply does not. End of. Where are you getting this from – Chinese whispers?? Rocks have been geochronologically dated to prove (yes PROVE) otherwise. In very simple terms, certain grains in volcanic rocks contain, for example, a radioactive isotope of uranium, which decays to give an isotope of lead. The rate of decay of this isotope is known – it is a constant that can be calculated in a laboratory. The decay is slow; the half-life (time for the uranium to decay by half), is very slow – over 4000 million years. When the decayed amount in a rock is measured and compared to the amount of original, then the period of time – and hence the rock age can be worked out. The science of atoms is real before anyone starts: you would probably not have as comfortable a life today if the atom bomb had not won you the Second World War.
To link, therefore, the sheer amount of time required for the above evolution to happen – and for species to develop to those we have today is obviously possible.
As for the ‘early monkey’ these people have found – who knows yet exactly what it is… science that has allowed you people the lifestyle you live today will soon find out – so don’t criticise it. Live and let live – turn the other cheek… I thought I would to this, but I also believe it is important you know.
God bless, take care, be safe and have fun!
Yours,
An Interested Englishman x
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6:34 pm
Is this website a prank? No really I need to know. It can’t be real can it? People can’t really be this crazy.
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6:19 pm
I seriously cannot believe how much unsupported christian extremist rubbish is on this website!
“the Earth is approximately 6,000 years old”
Please tell me the source material you found this from, its simply bilge!
The Earth is AT LEAST 4.2 Billion years old.
Now wait for it…….A source i can cite..
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7639024.stm
Radiocarbon dating simply does not lie!
As for the Big bang, lets throw down some evidence for that:
Redshift
Cosmic Microwave Radiation (the “temperature” and it being isotropic)
Homogeneity of space
Hubble’s law and constant
Olber’s Paradox
Theories of Critical Density
Einstein’s theory of relativity (though he spent much of his time trying to disprove it, as he didn’t like it! also technically proving the existence of black holes, rather than big bang but both are similar in that they are singularities)
now i’m willing to bet that you know nothing, or very little about everything above, which means you don’t have the right to an opinion on the matter, so the bible says it is not true, the bible was written by MAN, who is able to create fictitious prose and glorify creation, evidence does not lie! so when you get your physics degree and have understood and seen evidence for these things, you may have an opinion, but to disagree with the most able minds in the world just makes you look like a fool.
I’m not even going to bother slaying your lies about evolution and what it is because its already been done. Seriously, someone didn’t pay attention in biology because that is not how evolution works!
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8:21 pm
Evolution is not a human having sex with a monkey. There is no logic to that.
Before writing this angry bile-filled trash, understand what you’re writing about.
But why take the effort to learn something when it’s easier to stay ignorant and close minded? It’s difficult thinking for yourself.
~Mr. Truth
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11:25 am
Oh, please, let this website be a hoax. Makes me feel like slitting my throat to think that there are people who actually believe this stuff.
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7:51 am
I’m a South African,
You can such my hairy balls you hypocrite American! Fuck me! In the past fifty years how many blacks were lynched in your crazy right wing south? What decade did Rosa Parks sit in the ‘wrong seat of the bus’? How much gold has you racist nation bought from South Africa? 40% of all your gold actually. (god didn’t throw it at you from heaven) Oh and another thing, how many americans (i’m talking about the native which you whiteys mercilessly slaughtered) are actually involved in the running of your country. South Africa has moved on and is trying its best to right the wrongs, and sure not everybody is playing ball and the government does some stupid things, but fuck were less than 20 years into democracy, you clowns were independant 200 years ago! You had a civile war, bombed the shit out of Korea, Vietnam and Iraq, all for oil and protection from those red shirted russians, oh yes didn’t you hire former Nazi scientists to build a bomb to blow the fuck out of Japan?…
“who would trust South Africans” Suck my balls and choke you stiff necked fool, we conducted the first successful heart transplant, when you sanctioned oil from us after you unsuccessful Angolan campaign, we were your allies in that one by the way, we developed coal to fuel technology, technology you Americans are buying from us now, we also developed an adhesive that held vital space programme components together, we developed radar distance measurment, launched the first university built micro satellite, An Prof Philip Tobias has more knowledge of the grime under his finger nail than you do of the entire world around you.We had apartheid, and it sucked for black people, but in the same vein who the fuck would trust an american who believes that the war in Irag is for justice and not for oil, who the fuck would trust an American who lives in a country that assassinated its own president, assassinated Martin Luther King, that has its own segregation laws in the 1960′s? who would?
Now onto the evolution story, which scientific journal states that a man boned a monkey and that is how evolution starts? which one?
You have no clue what evolution is, you are completely misinformed, the find makes no claims, it simply states what is there in front of the scientists eyes, and when someone comes along with a better train of deductive though and discounts these observations, the authors will not get upset, because thats what science does, it constantly tries to improve. Best you get the synthetic shoes off your feet, take the gas out of your car, throw the steel back into the ground and get walking, because science and evolution of life have put the gas in your tank, the nylon in your clothes and the steel on your car chassis.! The foundation of science is in the world we observe around us, not the bible! 6000 years! there are pyramids older than that! You and this site fuck me off properly, I think my hear is at 200 bpm! But I love it because its so funny, because its pathetic, I seem to take a sick sense of satisfaction from burning your articles, its like taking candy from a baby and then throwing it on the floor, disturbing but funny.
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9:07 am
2 little thing on your post ( by the way an Interesting post)
Einstein prefered Japan over american anyday
Of all the people I have met, I like the Japanese most, as they are modest, intelligent, considerate, and have a feel for art.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Einstein#Travels_abroad
As a member of the NAACP at Princeton who campaigned for the civil rights of African Americans, Einstein corresponded with civil rights activist W. E. B. Du Bois, and in 1946 Einstein called racism America’s “worst disease”.[44] He later stated, “the only remedies are enlightenment and education”.
he also agree that American’s racism are a REAL problem and this country is the MOST racist In the world ( Not joke Intended ) until today is still racist
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9:32 am
Oh, look! An angry African throwing a fit! Shock and awe.
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8:04 pm
And yet you still try to claim you’re not a racist. Do us all a favor and stick a sawed-off shotgun in your mouth.
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