Texas: The Devil’s Dwelling Place!
My Dearest Comrads:
Texas is the vacation spot for the devil! While he is there in his oh-so-familiar-ridiculously-hot climate, he has tempted the inhabitants of that state to want to secede!
The South had tried that once before during the Civil War when Abraham Lincoln was our president and a damn good one at that! But, He did not allow the South to go about their foolish ways! Even he knew that something was up! The Devil has tried once again with a hot southern state and is once again trying to break away from the rest of the United States of America!
It would only seem that our devilish opponent has a habit of breaking away from those who are much more powerful than he. When our Lord Jesus Christ was fasting in the desert, the devil tempted him many a time. He offered him land.
“8: Again, the devil taketh him up into an exceeding high mountain, and sheweth him all the kingdoms of the world, and the glory of them; 9: And saith unto him, All these things will I give thee, if thou wilt fall down and worship me. 10: Then saith Jesus unto him, Get thee hence, Satan: for it is written, Thou shalt worship the Lord thy God, and him only shalt thou serve.” (I Pet. 2: 21, 22)
If I may point out to you (even though I believe you are smart enough to figure it out on your own) the two occasions in which he has tried to break away:
1.) When God and his angels were singing in praise to the creation of the earth. Lucifer hated the other angels and thought of himself in his own light. Thus he broke away from God and his paradise. We know that paradise as Heaven.
2.) When Mr. Abraham Lincoln was our president, the South decided to secede from the rest of the country. The Devil had tempted and bribed the Southern Army leaders with power, pride, and wealth. Though they tried they were defeated by the Northern Armies.
3.) This only being a possibility, but the Devil has once again tempted the South with power, pride, and wealth. He is once again trying to break away from the “whole”!
Should we allow this action to take place? Should we let them fall into the claws of the Devil and let them find out what really awaits them? NO, Comrads! Everyone can be saved! But, not without help! The Lord, Jesus Christ, can and will save those who he deems worthy of saving! Should they worship the Devil then they shall be cast into the fiery caverns of Hell when Judgement Day comes around!
Comrads, I conclude this article by telling you to not give up hope in saving those who need saving! Jesus cannot bare this alone and neither can we! We must help him as well as our fellow man to carry onward towards saving those to need saving! Do not give up hope so easily! Jesus carried his cross all the way to the end! He did not give up even though I’m sure the devil was tempting him to quit and die right then and there, He didn’t! He accepted his fate and carried it out! Right to the very end!
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Author: Kami Yokoshima
My Comrads:
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6:27 am
WOW! The Devil might be outta luck if he chose Texas over California! He’s going to get a bunch of idiots who thought Bush was great! The Devil sure is a sucker for thinking that one! LMAO
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8:37 am
Explains why there are so many Mexican dirties there.
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1:51 pm
Racist asshole
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9:13 pm
Are you fucking kidding me? I’ve been reading this website now for a good hour, Adam Nelson. And on almost every single article I have seen your rude, morally inept, intolerant comments.
I just need to ask, what do you honestly think you are getting out of this website? What could you POSSIBLY say that will make someone convert to your mutated belief of Christianity?
I hope you understand that this website is so popular not because it’s preaching good and moral values. Nor is it popular because there are so many sick and twisted people out there such as yourself. No, this website is popular because level-headed individuals read this garbage to get a good laugh.
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
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11:34 am
Did you know that some of your greatest supporters come from Texas?
Don’t blame the people for something the local State government wants to try.
Btw, did I mention that this Satanist is moving to Texas?! Oh! Now you know. Don’t worry, I’ll do my best to keep up Satan’s good work there.
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1:50 pm
hahaha wow, you are one crazy stupid bastard – no god, no jesus, only morons like you….
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3:23 pm
lol satan and Bush quite ironic
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7:37 pm
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LMAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOO
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THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE AHAHAHAHHAAHA
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHHA
OH NOZZZZZ FLEEE TEXAS!!! [ even though most of you down right hill billys live there. ]
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8:27 pm
“Hillbillys?” In Texas?! You probably meant to say rednecks but then again, you’re also probably one of those people who thinks that everyone from Asia is either Chinese or Japanese. Same difference right, smart guy? Hillbillies refers to the hills of Appalachia (go ahead look it up, you’ll find it on a map… we’ll wait right here for you). Texas, you may very well discover while perusing your map, is nowhere near Appalachia. But hey, what’s a little thing like geography to a smart guy like you who probably had better things to do than bother to ever finish junior high school? Now rednecks, we’ve plenty of those in Texas but, given your level of sophistication I’m not sure you’re the one to judge, now are you?
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10:13 pm
Coincidence that the Bush family resides in Texas? Coincidence that Chaney shot someone’s face off in Texas?
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10:11 am
first of all, texas wasn’t the only state to secede before the civil war. second, no one said that we are going to secede anytime soon. i think it was just mentioned as a threat…because texas is awesome and the rest of you would be fucked without us. also, i’d like to see you try to stop us if we did secede. texas is full of crazy bad-asses and guns. finally, what does texas seceding have to do with god…or the devil? this is why the internet is so dangerous…because it gives retarded assholes like you a medium for your retarded asshole opinions.
~austin
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9:45 pm
austin, u are exactly right!!!
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9:42 pm
where the fuck did ya’ll get this shit??????i’m from texas, and i dont know what the fuck ur talkin about!!!!i agree wit jfg,the only reason anyone goes to this site is to laught their fuckin head off!!! you people have no god, no jesus, just a bunch of stupid, misinformed bullshitin’ writers!!!!!you people are probably bein controlled by satin, doing his will by misinforming the public!!!!so, to conclude, suck my cock and fuck off!!!!!
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12:53 am
Texas has never seriously considered seceeding. And we are a republic, and not the only one, so don’t call us a state. On top of that,…exactly WHY are we all going to hell? I’m not clear on what exactly makes Texas terrible.
You are an effing moron. Although, that does fit in with Texas’ public education. maybe you would like it here…
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1:18 am
Muffy the Only person who going In hell In texas will be George Bush for what he did to humanity and the war crimes he commited and also the crime against Human right
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2:56 am
Texas has never seriously considered seceeding. And we are a republic, and not the only one, so don’t call us a state. On top of that,…exactly WHY are we all going to hell? I’m not clear on what exactly makes Texas terrible.
You are an effing moron. Although, that does fit in with Texas’ public education. maybe you would like it here…
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1:32 am
Also home of the Super Devil.
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8:36 am
Interesting that the rebels would condemn “rebellion”.First,I know that literary subtlety & craft is not my strong suit.It is very hard to tell if this post about Texas is serious or satire,partly because of the serious lack of understanding prevelant these days.It is written (2nd Thessalonians 2:11) “And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie”.I know that some of you Bible savants out there will say that I am taking this out of it’s specific context,but maybe not.The lack of understanding I speak of today is a lack of Biblical & historical understanding.This creates a “cranial vacuum” if you will,& what do vacuums tend to do? They suck in all the dirt & filth that happens to be floating by.The actual facts of the war waged by the American northern states upon the southern states is not the bilge you read in the “history” books.True historians in upper academe (I know…a word you do not hear often)have stated the fact that the war was started by Abraham Lincoln.The northern navy invaded the sovreign state of South Carolina.The northerners fired the 1st shot.In those days it was legal for a state to leave the union for it’s own chosen purpose & either remain sovreign or join itself to another entity,i.e. the Confederacy of Southern states.The true cause of the war was not slavery at all,but the exorbitant taxation that payed for the federal government in the form of tarrifs.These tarrifs were designed in such a way that the mainly agrarian south paid the lion’s share of them.The south actually left the union legally because of the failure of a federal plutocracy that would not redress their grievances.I would be truly ashamed of your lack of intellectual integrity if you believed me without corroboration<although I truly wonder if there is any intellectual integrity anymore.For that matter,judging by the filth that is elected to high office nowadays,I wonder if ther is any intellect at all.A very good place to start is the book Dred Scott’s Revenge: A Legal History of Race and Freedom in America, by Judge Andrew P. Napolitano.Two facts that make this book a good place to start is that it is written on a 3rd grade level,this being done so that the intellectual infants & small children might even be able to stretch their cranial resources & perhaps understand it.Secondly, te Judge is from New Jersey,hardly a hotbed of southern sentiment.My son attended a class for a semester taught by a history professor from one of the top 10 universities in the land who was using his sabbatical to teach at my son's school.When I spoke with my son on this topic,he said "Oh yeah dad.my history professor said exactly the same thing."Getting back to Texans wanting to secede,you must realise that the United States "seceded" from England.Why they did so was summed up in this phrase "no taxation without representation".Today our situation with our federal monstrosity feeding the plutonomy(their word,not mine)of the likes of Goldman Sachs & the other vermin of that ilk is far worse than it was in 1776.Remember that our founding document was the declaration of independence,& as such it trumps the constitution when the constitution is being ignored by tyrants at the top.As for Texas being the devil's vacation spot,maybe he goes there to take a break from his real work he is doing through the demon possesed braindead northerners who murder babies & kick God out of school & generally call evil good & good evil.I think even satan wearies of his "useful idiots" (Lenin's words).
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1:44 pm
Well said, my friend. Well said.
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1:15 pm
THIS IS SO STUPID HOW IS TEXAS EVIL BUT CALIFORNIA HAS ALL THE EARTHQUAKES AND TEXAS HAS NUTHING BUT HEAT
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