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    Victory For Mississippi-style Segregation! School Holds Great Prom For Cool Heteros, Separate Event For Lesbians & The Retarded

    April 6, 2010 1:59 am 111 comments
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    The State of Mississippi avoided a terrible crisis this past week when it devised a unique solution to the “lesbians at the prom” problem facing many American high schools today. It all began when Constance McMillen, a radical “lesbian” at the Itawamba Farming School in the town of Fulton demanded the right to take a female “lesbian” companion to the traditionally heterosexual prom (she also wanted discounted tickets and approval of her date’s male tuxedo).

    Harking back to a golden era of Southern history, school officials decided to segregate the heterosexuals from those much less likely to breed. Lesbians and the retarded were told to go to a “special” event devised specifically for them. For the entire evening, a detail of school officials kept the lesbians and retarded effectively contained on the grounds of a local country club, unaware that the real prom was in full swing nearby. This allowed the heterosexual teens to have a safe evening in a fabulous setting where precious memories certainly were made. As can be seen from the photos above and below, the event was a stupendous “gay-free” success.

    The reason that this is such a vital issue today has to do with the hallowed tradition of high school prom itself. It is a uniquely American rite of passage for heterosexual girls, where they dress in expensive clothes and reveal the loveliness of their bodies. It is a great opportunity for young men to begin thinking about selecting a partner, one who will promise them happiness in a Christian marriage and the blessing of children. It is a sacred ritual where girls prove they can survive in a competitive social environment, despite heels and heavy makeup. For many in rural America, it can be the last such hurrah of youthful fun before they embark on factory jobs and a cycle of pregnancies.

    In a setting where young men and women have been known to experiment with alcohol for the first time, it is even more essential to keep these ceremonies strictly retarded- and homosexual-free. Alcohol numbs the reflexes and muddies our inhibitions. The thrill of tight, adult clothes can make children unnecessarily vain and inappropriately aware of firm body parts. Men pride in their well-formed backsides and may slap each other in good-natured fun. But dim light always thrills the predator and a homosexual on the dance floor is no different. They seek out their prey in dark corners, locked bathrooms and even in the backseat of Mother’s SUV. Boys have been known to make mistakes at their mixed proms, mistakes in the strange woods behind the school auditorium, mistakes they will never be able to purge from their tormented minds no matter how hard they push themselves to live a normal, married life and even succeed in public service. No, that image of a bottle of rum in one hand and the wispy captain of the swim team in the other will forever haunt them.

    Is Mississippi-style segregation a solution for our nation’s Lesbian Problem? It may be too early to tell, but the Heterosexual parents, teachers and fellow students of Fulton, Mississippi have shown America that the old adage of “separate but equal” may be making a comeback.

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    • Tyson Bowers III Tyson Bowers III

      Great article!

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      • Good for the parents. This brat threw a tantrum and nearly ruined prom for her entire school, I can totally understand why the parents of the other students wouldn’t want her around at the prom she forced them to pay for themselves. Constance wanted to get attention and get her 15 minutes of fame (from what I’ve read she isn’t actually a lesbian, just a bi-curious attention whore) and now she’s learning that you reap what you sow.

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        • then why didnt these loving and concerned parents invite the disabled kids?

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    • This site is now officially a parody.

      And that does not forgive you, Stephenson Billings. You are still a racist ass. You will burn in hell.

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    • Straight people are fucking faggots

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    • Per reddit, here’s what one of the students who went to the real prom wrote, he’s claiming this wasn’t a prom at all, though everyone surely dressed as if it were real and from their Facebook pages, partied like at a real prom (many even use the word “prom” in their descriptions). It’s not clear if school officials knew of this event or if teachers attended. Apparently Constance tried to go, but no one would give her honest directions. Interesting that they all blame Constance for the fiasco and not the school officials themselves. Anyway, the quote:

      “I am a senior at IAHS, and I’ve known Constance for the last 6 years. Please hear our side of the story before you decide on our fate.”

      “The party we had in Evergreen (the county neighborhood I live in) is 30 mins away from the school. we rented out the community center, hired vendors, decorated, and our parents ran the security/chaperone staff- but it wasn’t prom. Prom was at the country club where constance and 7 other students were. The reason the senior class boycotted the actual prom was not because we hate gays. We wanted a drama-free gathering to celebrate 3 great years and 1 lousy one together, and we wanted to lay low. We also wanted to do it without the main cause of the lousy. What people are failing to realize is that much of the fault of this whole stink lies with Constance, not her mistreatment by the school district, but her crazy-reckless need for attention. It sounds mean and horrible and like we planned it all specifically to embarrass Constance, but we didn’t. We let her have her prom with her girlfriend and her tuxedo and we went to party it up in the “boondocks” not because we wanted her rights violated, but so we could salvage what has turned into a total fiasco. As a whole we didn’t support her decision to throw the district under the bus, or her insinuations that we’re all just a bunch ‘a hicks driving around in beater pick up trucks spitting tobacco and burning crosses. IAHS is one of the top schools in the state and I’m proud of that, and I’m proud that we took a stand and just said you know what? forget it, we have just as much right as you do to have a party for ourselves. So we did, and now we’re getting flack because poor Connie’s ego got a bit of bruising. She’s playing the lesbian card to prove she ALWAYS gets what she wants. This time, we didn’t just let her.”

      “Take it as you will, because I’m sure it sounds like we faked her out, but understand this- the decision NOT to attend prom had nothing to do with the school or with Constance’s sexual preferences; it had everything to do with proving we weren’t going to let her and the ACLU steamroll us into doing what Constance wanted. We flexed the muscle of the majority and we’ll suffer the consequences.”

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      • Actually, allnatural, I voted your comment down not because of you (because what you did was actually good, bringing this garbage to light) but a vote on the ridiculous “explanation” by the student of why the students and parents thought it was so all-fire important to “finally” “just say no” to Constance and what, apparently, were her constant and annoying and irritating requests that her fellow students TREAT HER LIKE A FELLOW HUMAN BEING.

        Sadly, this is so typical of high school students in a small, narrowminded town–and I know because I grew up as an outcast in one–they blame any trouble they get into for making a person into an outcast ON the outcast.

        “It’s HER fault–she’s so WEIRD!!!! She won’t do a single solitary thing to fit in or act normal like the rest of us–so OF COURSE she’s unpopular and OF COURSE people reject her!!!! And THEN she makes a big effing STINK about how none of the rest of us will accept her because she’s so WEIRD!!!! And she tries to get a lot of ATTENTION so other people from outside will FORCE us to accept her!!!! Well, guess what? We don’t have to put up with that shit! We will be friends with who we want to be friends with, and we will party with who we want to party with, and if we choose not to party with some lesbo drama queen, that’s OUR CHOICE!!!! SHE should be sorry for hogging OUR PROM and forcing us to sneak around and have a separate NON-PROM party under the cover of secrecy just to get away from her! And she should be sorry for dragging the ACLU into her whole little drama and making us look like a bunch of intolerant white-trash hicks to the whole world!! But nooooo! Do you think she will apologize for those things? Never!! She’s just a crazy lezzie loon, and she ruined our senior year, but we were damned if we’d let her ruin our last party!!!!…Oh, and the retards showed up at prom too?? Well, it’s not like any of us actually deliberately didn’t tell them about our party. It wasn’t intentional! We sorta forgot, y’know?? And even if we did tell them, they wouldn’t've understood anyway, so?? Is it so terrible?? We weren’t trying to hurt them! We just wanted to have fun at OUR PARTY without the person who has made our senior year so miserable! Is that so wrong????”

        Really. That’s how they think. THEY think they are the victims, because their freedom of association has been violated. You know, their right to associate only with the “cool kids” who dress right and look right and are in the right sports and live in the right part of town and so on–and who, if they don’t, will at least attempt to fake it in order to be popular. And who don’t have any weird traits like dark skin or a sexual orientation other than hetero. And who don’t like weird uncool stuff like higher math or something. And who aren’t fat or ugly.

        There is NO environment more bigoted and intolerant than the average high school. Each one is like a little Klan, only without the hoods.

        The lucky thing? Once people grow up and get past high school, the ones with any substance not based on looks, clothes, athletic feats, parental wealth and popularity finally come into their own. The ones without it fade fast, and have to spend the rest of their lives reminiscing about the glory days of high school when they had their “buds” and weren’t forced to live in the real world with people unlike themselves and deal with situations in which their personal popularity only goes so far.

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        • Great reply Karla. I had to read that guy’s comment twice before grasping his twisted logic. He says he doesn’t hate homosexuals, but it sounds like he sure hates Constance. He wants to “lay low” but the party photos don’t look that way at all. He says he disagreed with the school’s decision to ban her from the prom at first, but when then why didn’t anyone ANYONE! speak out in her favor in the beginning? And they could have shown they were over this issue by actually attending the prom WITH CONSTANCE! The other thing is, there were many incidents where students and parents spoke out against homosexuality (remember the parent’s nailing up those signs in the tv interview?). These kids are pretty sad.

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        • I agree with karla on the statement she wrote. I too have been the out cast because of being shy and quite. It all is a bunch of high school dramma that should of been held occording even if her she wanted to where a tux who cares. Its her life and she shouldnt be condemed for it there is only one person that can do that. (the big guy upstairs)So let her be accepted for who she is and want to be. How would you feel if were judged for what pants you wore or the way you walked? Its all based on a persons persepction; that if its not right than its not right. We need to change our whole perseption base of if; its not right to if its different learn from it and be not affarid of whats not right. As a population of people grow the same concepts that where invented years ago are slowly changing and people are affraid of change. Nolonger are the base of man and women marriages. we now have same sex marriages. This is the same for black and whites being segragated. people where affraid of change so much that we fought for it. people where injured for what they felt was right. I dont what that to come to the fact with todays problems and start a war with in our own country again. Its time to grow up and accept people for who they are and stop being judgemental.

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        • You’re probably also one of those people who thinks that if a woman is raped it’s because she was asking for it.

          Sad to see you didn’t really learn respect for your fellow man while in school. But I guess that’s typical in Mississippi.

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      • Oh my.. You are just another teen bigot whose frontal lobes havent totally developed.

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    • Hey join our FaceBook group,
      Anti-Gay and Anti-Disabled… Keep it Classy, Fulton!
      http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=112495228775912

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      • This facebook group is for people pissed off at Itawamba for showing such disrepct for the disabled and homosexuals. The title is meant to be ironic.

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    • More prom pictures!

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      • goddoesnotexist

        Man you’re creepy. I used to wonder why your church was shrinking so fast, then I grew up and stopped believing in vindictive monsters in the sky. I’m pretty sure you wrote this article so you could masturbate to the pictures of these kids at prom; and I say kids because I know how much you guys like young boys. The only solace for the rational people of the world is knowing that in just a few generations christianity will be all but a fairy tale.

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    • Oh that didn’t work… Here they are, the Itawamba Prom pics!

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      • LOL you guys got taken for a ride. By the looks of the guys in the pictures all the gays were at your super secret prom.

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      • their clothes are so tacky…it amazes me how judgmental the “Christians” on this website are. I wonder if any of them know our god tells them they shouldn’t judge other people. Love thy neighbor. If you truly think homosexuals are sinners then your job is to lead them down the right path not JUDGE and HATE them. I personally believe people should just try to be good people and live positive lives.

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    • More from Fulton, Mississippi’s Heterosexuals Only Prom:

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    • Who ever said Heterosexuals don’t know how to party?

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      • may i ask where you got these pictures from and why you are looking at them so much? i swear your a stalker or and a secret pedophile?

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    • why weren’t the disabled kids invited to the outside prom? thats something these kids and their parents really need to speak up about, pretty upsetting if you were a parent of one of the disabled kids to know this who scandal hurt them for no reason. and it just shows you how this whole thing of “we just wanted our own little party” is full of hater logic.

      funny but i think hitler tried to put the gays and the disabled in the same group too. (and away from the good looking staight white people.)

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    • These kids might think they were being unfairly harassed and it was perfectly o.k. of them to have their own, seperate prom without Constance but really what they did was wimp out on an epic scale. This could have been a pretty inspiring and memorable event for all of them. Instead it will be something that they’ll grow to be ashamed of 5 or 10 years from now, or at least I hope so. I hope they grow up and dont become even more extreme Xtians who hate anyone who’s different.

      Its sad when you think these kids really could have done something great here. There’s been so many cases of teenagers taking a stand against injustice and problems with society. These kids just wimped out. For example, the teenagers who have stood up against unjust wars, the firing of a teacher they like, racism, gun violence, rape, etc. etc. There are literally thousands of stories like this out there.

      These high school students seem to think prom was all about them looking pretty and getting to have a wild night out. Sure it’s a celebration but its also the beginnign of your next stage of life. You’re 18, adults and this is how you want to enter the mature world? As bigots? Afraid of one lesbian girl? For shame. I’m sure these kids would have made the same decision 50 years ago if a black person wanted to go to their prom.

      Honestly they could have done so much more but instead they had to lie and sneak off secretly to have their own party like the KKK in the woods, like a bunch of hater redneck scum who make the rest of the world think of Miss. as the armpit of the USA.

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      • I agree completely. One thing that I like about this whole situation is despite the schools attempt to segregate the homosexuals they’ve actually opened the door for homosexuality to be allowed in proms. If the fake prom was actually the school sponsored prom then great, that school and its board has accepted and allowed homosexuals. They can keep having two proms every year but eventually that will end, and there will be one prom again, where all are welcome. Maybe this will open the doors for other schools who wanna legitimately allow all orientations to go to prom together.

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    • so why weren’t the disabled kids invited to the hetero prom? that’s something these students and their parents really need to address, its pretty upsetting if you were a parent of one of the disabled kids to know this who scandal hurt them for no reason. and it just shows you how this whole thing of “we just wanted our own little party” is full of hater logic.

      funny but i think adolph hitler tried to put the gays and the disabled in the same group too. (and away from the good looking staight white people.)

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    • LOL!

      I know you’re maybe being serious and all, but if I pretend this is a sarcastic article, it’s really hilarious :D

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    • “It all began when Constance McMillen, a radical “lesbian””

      So, by putting the word lesbian in quotation marks, you’re implying that she’s not really a lesbian, or that she’s simply putting on an act. Why do you not believe that she’s really a lesbian?

      “Harking back to a golden era of Southern history, school officials decided to segregate the heterosexuals from those much less likely to breed.”

      So…you believe that the segregation of blacks and whites was a “golden era”? You’re even more fucked than I originally thought.

      “Lesbians and the retarded were told to go to a “special” event devised specifically for them.”

      What on earth do mentally challenged teenagers have to do with lesbians, and why do you insist in calling them “retarded”?

      “As can be seen from the photos above and below, the event was a stupendous “gay-free” success.”

      So to prove your point that there were only heterosexual activities going on at the prom, you included a picture of two girls sampling each others tongues. Yeah, that makes a lot of sense…

      “have shown America that the old adage of “separate but equal” may be making a comeback.”

      According to you, the “lesbians and retarded” were kept hidden away at the country club while the real prom went on. That doesn’t seem very “equal” to me, fuckwad.

      Oh, and you never did explain why mentally challenged people are such a threat to heterosexual teenagers.

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      • It’s SATIRE. It’s meant to be sarcastic. Way to get your panties all bunched up over nothing. Have a vicodin and calm down.

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        • Rose, I really think it’s unkind of you to attack my dear friend Claire. She is on the verge of welcoming adulthood into her life, has a passion for politics and morality, and loves to express her outrage at the injustice of the world– in other words she is being groomed to be a very decent Christian. We know it. She knows it. There will come a day when she sees the light and accepts Jesus Christ as her own PERSONAL savior. I pray for her every Sunday. I really do.

          As for you Claire, I find your comments a little lost but they do show again that you are my no. 1 fan! Bless you!

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          • “Rose, I really think it’s unkind of you to attack my dear friend Claire”

            Call me your “friend” one more time and you’ll spend the rest of your life pissing through a catheter. You must really be in desperate need for a friend, since you’re going around claiming that your worst enemies are your friends. You’re pathetic. Oh, and you’re ugly. And you’re fat. Yeah, I think I’ve covered all my bases.

            “in other words she is being groomed to be a very decent Christian. We know it. She knows it.”

            You don’t know jack shit, you boner. I’m well aware of what I am and what I am going to be, and it’s NOT a christian. Stop being so fucking arrogant and let people be the judges of their own lives.

            “She is on the verge of welcoming adulthood into her life”

            I’m 19, you fucking pedophile. I welcomed adulthood into my life a year ago.

            “has a passion for politics and morality”

            No, I have an INTEREST in politics, I have a PASSION for animals.

            “and loves to express her outrage at the injustice of the world”

            Yes, and I also love to express my outrage at you and your pathetic “articles”. Name one thing that we agree on, shithead.

            “There will come a day when she sees the light and accepts Jesus Christ as her own PERSONAL savior.”

            Right…that’ll be the same day that you manage to put down your cheeseburger and eat a goddamned salad instead. In other words, NEVER.

            “I pray for her every Sunday. I really do.”

            Sure you do. That’s about as plausible as you saying that you DON’T jack off to pictures of 12 year old boys every day.

            “As for you Claire, I find your comments a little lost but they do show again that you are my no. 1 fan!”

            Your number 1 fan? Sure, you can believe that if it makes you feel better about yourself, even though the truth is that I enjoy tormenting you.

            “Bless you!”

            Fuck you, too!

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            • Seriously people, read some of the comments before you get so angry and before you post something. As has been pointed out more than once, this is satire. Look at the photos on the page, they show women touching tongues, people drunk and passed out. I know many Christian sites are dumb but I think they also might dislike those things and not use them in the photos.

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            • Oh Claire, I’m too old for you to flirt with me like that. But I do appreciate the opportunity you have given me to mentor you away from hardcore liberalism, towards an enlightened view of morality and faith in the fast-paced world. Your very own Senator Scott Brown is truly breaking ground for the young people of Massachusetts, showing them there is a chance we can escape the lock jaws of Obama socialism and an economy bankrupted by health care.

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    • Umm, are any of you idiot commentators familiar with the concept of satire?

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      • Jesus hates satire………….
        We need an amendment to the constitution outlawing satire so that we can win the war in Iraq.

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    • This article is like the Onion.

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    • normally i’d just go apeshit on the stupider parts of the article but seriosuly i have no idea where to begin even less after reading the entire story.
      basicly a girl has been wrongly treated because she was diferent. because she didn’t try toi fit in. because the rest of the world is so fucking selfrigthous and belives that everything they don ‘t understand they can just shit on.
      i will not go as far as to say that the girl is entirly without blame for i know not personally what happened and rarely in cases like these would one side be with all the blame. however i have expirienced at first hand the discrimination that “good” kids show kids who think difrently or act difrently than them. it’s horrible how kids are willing to treat other kids.
      the kids who had their own party were right in doing so. they have the right to not want to party with constance. they do not however have the right to claim she stole theire prom. they abandoned it. theygave it to her. they made the choice to atend a diferent party because a party where constance was wasn’t good enough for them.
      the story over all is a sad story about the entitelment of todays youth. they belive they should have everything theire way and if people are not willing to conform they can just treat them as shit.

      adout billings sick twisted ideas of how homosexuals act and how hetrosexuals act…. try to look at the number of hetrosexual rapes at proms compared to homosexual rapes… you’ll be shocked.

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    • I knew it… i bloody knew it…
      at the moment i saw title i was sure about this shit belongs to my dear friend
      MR BILLINGS!!! EEEP i might faint from his glorious writing sigh…

      wait wait … i think feel saaaaarcasm wait go past me and i just link a happy picture as we all know one picture (or gif in this situation) means more than 1000 words

      and i believe everyone agrees when i say this
      MR billings
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      • It’s sad that you think you disagree with me yet you don’t have the English language ability to offer up a counter-argument. Nice graphic, though.

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        • Ah, Stephenson Billings, do we really need to get into the battle of who can hold an argument? You who post your photoshopped homosexual filth on this site of God in an effort to tempt the unwary? You who decry sexual imagery and then fill your columns with it?

          In any case, yes, the graphic is clearly simple enough for poor little Stephenson’s brain to comprehend. In any case, he’d be going to the retard prom- not because he’s gay, and not because he’s retarded: because that way he would be surrounded by the lesbianism that “offends” him so greatly.

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        • Just for the Craic

          It’s not “English language ability”, It’s “linguistic skills”.

          That’s what we who have “English language ability” call irony…

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    • Does the bible not say “Love thy neighbour, as thyself”? Is there small print that says “unless you are a lesbian, gay or retarded”? Did I miss that? I am friends with 2 lesbians and 1 gay man, and they are the kindest nicest people I have ever met. You are the most disgusting excuse for a human being I have ever come across. And how dare you call yourself a christian, I have been going to church since I was born, and I know for sure that all of my fellow christians would think the exact same thing. Get out from behind your “Christian” mask and let the world see you for what you truly are, a cowardly god fearing bastard!

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      • Interesting question!

        Yes, the Bible does speak about homosexuality. And it’s very clear that this is one of the greatest sins that Satan ever conceived. There are a million parts I could quote, but this one is the most succinct:

        “You shall not lie with a male as one lies with a female; it is an abomination.” –Lev. 18:22.

        (FYI, the “Love Thy Neighbor” bit doesn’t apply to the gays.)

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        • “FYI, the ‘Love Thy Neighbor’ bit doesn’t apply to the gays.”

          Really? What verse in your book of fairy tales states that? I’m pretty sure Jesus loved everyone, not just the breeders.

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        • So you honestly believe that lesbians, gays and people with disabilities should be treated differently because they dont live up to your standards? Because if so, I imagnine that if you ever have an accident and are in bad shape, and in need of help, you are going to be one lonely person, not that I think you are exactly overwhelmed with love and compassion from your fellow man, with all these so called beliefs. So if you were gay or disadvantaged, you would be ok with being put in a corner, ridiculed and judged, and not allowed to do things others can?? Honestly how can you call your self a christian?? I dont know ANYONE christian or otherwise that would ever say anything as atrocious as the untolerant, cruel hateful propoganda you constantly spew.

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    • OMG!! This is now my official favorite site! It is such an obvious anti-christian satirical send-up of the B.S. hate/fear non-sense that fundies spew, that I am amazed by how many people think this is a “real” site!! I mean come on, really?!?!?1? That is what makes this so delicious: the people who are not seeing it for what is really is! ROFL! This is fantastic! Please keep it up, both the people producing this, and the tards who buy into it and post here! Thanks for the hours of endless enjoyment!

      P.S. Yes I am going to post this in every thread I can find!

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    • First photo, top right… The girl that guy is making out with is sure a heifer!!!!!!!!!!

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    • dick feeler

      so much for your wonderfull hetro only prom, where they all look like prostitutes. you are a twisted piece of crap

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      • Those girls look fabulous to me! They have to show a little flesh to attract a future husband. Just think how many happy couples and future children were promised a future because of that night!

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        • “Those girls look fabulous to me! They have to show a little flesh to attract a future husband. Just think how many happy couples and future children were promised a future because of that night!”

          You are sick! Absolutely sick! Stop jerking off to 17 year old girls, you fucking pervert, and put down that goddamned cheeseburger!

          Oh, and what makes you think that they’re trying to attract husbands? Hopefully those girls were enjoying themselves at the senior prom because the next year they’ll have the responsibility of COLLEGE, not BABIES.

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          • Claire, this is Mississippi after all, not some big city like Boston where people have the money and subsidized lifestyles to waste 4 years at college. Child rearing is a very respectable position for a Southern Woman.

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            • “Claire, this is Mississippi after all, not some big city like Boston where people have the money and subsidized lifestyles to waste 4 years at college. Child rearing is a very respectable position for a Southern Woman.”

              Oh, I see, so according to you, a woman going to college is a “waste”. You sexist fuckhead, I hope you have a massive coronary soon.

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    • Being gay is immoral and a sin. All of them should rot in hell.
      Nah, I’m just kidding. Could you imagine if people were like that? It would be terrible.

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      • “If there is a man who lies with a male as those who lie with a woman, both of them have committed a detestable act; they shall surely be put to death. Their bloodguiltness is upon them” –Lev. 20:13.

        Do you need GOD to be any more obvious that than? It’s abundantly clear what the rules of Christianity are.

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        • I hate this site

          You know Billings i think you and Hitler would have gotten along wonderfully.
          Oh and last time i checked man wrote the bible…random men, not men being used as puppets by someone in the sky. So the whole gay abomination thing came from men like you who arent secure with their sexuality, in fact i bet most of those guys were gay.

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    • lol i like how “lesbians at prom” is considered a problem. i would have gone to a lot more school dances had that been the case!!!

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    • Soylent Diva

      Dear lord, is that what heterosexual youth do for fun these days?

      Well, it was indeed a life lesson for Constance and the others who were cruelly tricked by their classmates and the adults who aided and abetted the farce. The only solace is that nobody at Constance’s prom got knocked up. How many of the people at that *other* prom can say the same?

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    • Wow, “Christian” hetero skanks?
      How many of them went off afterwards or during and had…*gasp* premarital sex??
      So much for hypocritical.
      Also do the people that read this site actually believe this horseshit? This is what gives Christianity a bad name. And you wonder why people mock your “religion”. It’s full of self-righteous bigots.

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    • goddoesnotexist

      Man you’re creepy. I used to wonder why your church was shrinking so fast, then I grew up and stopped believing in vindictive monsters in the sky. I’m pretty sure you wrote this article so you could masturbate to the pictures of these kids at prom; and I say kids because I know how much you guys like young boys. The only solace for the rational people of the world is knowing that in just a few generations christianity will be all but a fairy tale.

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      • It creeps me out that you’ve chosen to live a life without faith and the love of your Christian peers. It creeps me out that instead you’ve chosen to live the atheist-lifestyle with all the radicalism that those people embrace, from porn to homosexuality, from drugs to reality tv, from lies and hate to hardcore marijuana and sodomy. I hope you enjoy that creepy lifestyle while it lasts because after this life surely you will find eternity very, very warm!

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    • how Dare you! Not only descriminating homosexuals, but to say the disabled children are evil. Your the one that is evil! Go To Hell!

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      • Oh Lordy… I never said the disabled children were evil! Listen, if you have a problem with the segregation of the disabled, contact the prom organizers and start a conversation.

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        • “Oh Lordy… I never said the disabled children were evil! Listen, if you have a problem with the segregation of the disabled, contact the prom organizers and start a conversation.”

          Well you certainly seemed to enjoy referring to them as “retarded”.

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    • “Oh Claire, I’m too old for you to flirt with me like that.”

      Oh, so you get turned on by the thought of urinary catheters? Do you like bondage, too? Or do you save the ropes and chains to use on the boy scouts you have locked in your basement?

      “But I do appreciate the opportunity you have given me to mentor you away from hardcore liberalism, towards an enlightened view of morality and faith in the fast-paced world.”

      Uh…riiiiiight, now, please show me where I gave you the “opportunity” to “mentor” me?

      “Your very own Senator Scott Brown is truly breaking ground for the young people of Massachusetts”

      Fuck Scott Brown. I didn’t vote for him, and neither did anybody I know. The only reason why he won was because Martha Coakley took it for granted that she would be elected because it’s Massachusetts.

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      • Claire, I’ll be in the beautiful city of Boston next month (a little teabagging meeting), FYI. Any suggestions for hotels, sights to see? What is Cambridge like these days? I just bought a new hat for the trip and I’m excited.

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        • Existentialism

          While I do agree, that this girl was a bitch, she nearly got the prom canceled for her whole class, just because she is a little bicurious. But what is unacceptable is the segregation, if your a lesbian or bi, you have a right to attend your prom, not attend some prom with the short bus kids (no hate intended, just the nickname at our school). And Stephenson, where do you get these pictures, were you stalking behind these 17 year old girls, pervert. Also, stop trying to pick up Claire, she is much too intelligent, and much to old for you, remember Billings you love those quire boys.

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        • I’ll ask you to stay out of the beautiful cities of Boston and Cambridge. In fact, stay out of Massachusetts altogether. Why don’t you go pollute a state that’s already smelly and ugly, like New Jersey, for example. Thanks.

          Oh, and have fun teabagging.
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          • Words can’t describe how disgusting that photo is…

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            • I’m sure you’ve downloaded it so you can masturbate to it whenever you fancy.

              Also, “teabagging” describes a sexual act in which a man puts his nut-sack (aka testicles) in someone’s mouth. But since you’re an avowed homosexual pedophile, I’m sure you already knew that.

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    • This guy is a joke right?

      “Stephenson Billings is an Investigative Journalist, Motivational Children’s Party Entertainer and Antique Soda Bottle Collector all in one special, blessed package! Fanmail me Stephenson@Christwire.org !”

      To me this has pedophile written all over it. A children’s party entertainer? Really dude? I stumbled onto this website and at first I was generally upset with your ignorant claims on homosexuality but then I figured there is no way this guy Billings can be serious and if he is…well then sir you are a hateful moron. I’m not a gay person but I believe that gay people should be entitled to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness just like any other American citizen that pays taxes. Now this is my interpretation of the Constitution of the United States but I’m pretty sure no one is allowed to IMPOSE their religion on anyone else. If we were in a country full of gay people and they told you it was wrong for you to like vagina then I would have your back. Unfortunately that’s not the way the world is. Give gay people a break and let them party. I’m sure the real reason you’re upset is because no gay dude would ever come near your old, bald, ugly face or your balloon knot for that matter.

      PS Claire Jersey doesn’t want this dude.

      PEACE

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      • Thank you for showing us the heights of maturity. I feel sorry for someone so filled with hate and shallowness. Your “constitutional” interpretation of homosexuality was a bit over the top, don’t you think? It’s clear that people of faith in this country have ample reason to be worried about that lifestyle. Do you think I am alone in this regard? Don’t be ridiculous, many, many people abide by a document much more relevant than the Constitution.

        “If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.” –Leviticus 20:13.

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        • “It’s clear that people of faith in this country have ample reason to be worried about that lifestyle.”

          As long as the receiver is a consenting adult, nobody should give a shit where a guy puts his dick. End of story.

          “‘If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.” –Leviticus 20:13.”

          So, judging by this quote, you believe that gay people should be executed. Shall I consider this to be a threat and involve the authorities?

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          • Yes Claire, call the authorities and tell them what God said.

            Of course I don’t advocate murder! You should know me better than that by now my friend. I am merely quoting a sacred text to show that there are strong opinions on this matter. I am not the person for such violence, I’m more of a lover than a fighter actually.

            Personally, I think the gays should be isolated into specific sections of this country. Their population is quite large and maybe that would be the best solution for now. San Francisco, Brooklyn and Ft. Lauderdale have already given themselves over to the homosexual lifestyles– maybe we could start there?

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            • By the way, tell Mom and Dad to set an extra place for me at the dinner table when I come to town! We have lots to talk about!

              ps. Is Quincy Market worth visiting?

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            • “Yes Claire, call the authorities and tell them what God said.”

              What I’ll tell them is that a creepy pedophile who believes the bible word for word is now posting quotes that advocate murder of innocent people.

              “Of course I don’t advocate murder!”

              Yes, you do. By quoting that, you do.

              “You should know me better than that by now my friend.”

              How many times do I have to tell you that I’m not your friend? Is your brain matter so consumed by fatty tissue that you can’t comprehend jack shit?

              “I am merely quoting a sacred text to show that there are strong opinions on this matter.”

              A sacred text that you believe to be the truth and the one and only voice of morality. If you believe the crap that they say about a man lying with another man being detestable, then you must also believe that it’s okay for them to be put to death. Unless you “pick and choose” as you have accused other people on here of doing.

              “Personally, I think the gays should be isolated into specific sections of this country.”

              I have a better idea. How about we just send all you Christian fuckfaces to Saudi Arabia. Muslims tend to agree with you on issues of homosexuality, women’s rights, etc.

              “By the way, tell Mom and Dad to set an extra place for me at the dinner table when I come to town! We have lots to talk about!”

              I can just see it now. Creepy, obese, middle-aged, balding man knocks on the door with a naked adolescent boy on a chain in tow. My mom calls the cops while my dad and I beat the living fuck out of you right there on the front steps. Well, I can dream, can’t I? Oh, and what exactly do you think that you’d manage to accomplish by talking to my parents? In case you haven’t figured it out already, my parents are middle class, liberal agnostics who watch Keith Olbermann every night and who rejected their religious upbringing to raise hard-working daughters, one of whom (myself) refuses to do drugs, drink alcohol, go to parties, wear revealing clothing, and is still a virgin at 19, the other of whom (my sister) is a straight-A student who graduated at the top of her high school class and is an honor student at her university. What exactly is so wrong about our lifestyles that you need to talk to my parents?

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            • Well, I was thinking of asking Abe to come along so we could share a hotel room and split the costs. I’m sure both of us would enjoy seeing you in person, Claire. I’m going to a tea party reenactment. We get to dress up in wigs and stockings! I don’t know what the girls are supposed to wear but if you’d like to dress up you more than welcome to join us! And of course we could have fun meeting your parents. I have plenty of gift Bibles for everyone. By the way, I’m lactose intolerant so please no Italian dishes with heavy cream.

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            • Existentialism

              I can not begin to say how disgusting this is. Claire…can you invite me to your house don’t worry im not a fat single 30 year old man, i’m a built 14 year old teenager, so I can help you beat the shit out of Stephenson, and Abe perhaps, that would make my life complete. Also time to nit and pick.

              “Well, I was thinking of asking Abe to come along so we could share a hotel room and split the costs.”
              Gay much? The only time I share a hotel room with men, is when i am traveling with my parents, or on a school trip, usually i will be in my own room, and if i was an adult you can damn well be sure I would not share a fucking room.

              “I’m sure both of us would enjoy seeing you in person, Claire. I’m going to a tea party reenactment.”
              Will you be playing as the Brits? You know the start of the Boston Massacre, I know its not the tea party i am not as daft as you. The Boston Massacre was started when a British soldier did not pay for a wig crafted by a gay wig maker, and his assistant went to fetch money, and died for it. Also….just the thought of you pretending to stand up for our country even in a reenactment is insulting, by someone who thinks Fred Phelps is a good guy.

              “We get to dress up in wigs and stockings!”
              Again..Gay much?

              “I don’t know what the girls are supposed to wear but if you’d like to dress up you more than welcome to join us!”
              Claire if you do join them, I will mail you live ammunition. K?

              “And of course we could have fun meeting your parents. I have plenty of gift Bibles for everyone.”
              Also Claire, do me a favor, when he hands you a bible, beat him over the head with it and email me pictures.

              “By the way, I’m lactose intolerant so please no Italian dishes with heavy cream.”
              Wow….if sperm from the boys you kept in your basement had a dairy substance, and I know it doesn’t…again not as daft as you…guess you would be shit out of luck, you pedophile.

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            • There’s nothing gay about two Christian men sharing a motel room. Sorry.

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    • American Science

      Billings, just stay away from the campuses of MIT and Harvard, for the students will reduce you to subatomic particles with their valid knowledge; that is, when you visit Boston. This is because you are too much of an idiot..

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      • Abe’s son goes there (Harvard) and from what Abe said on his last visit there, the students are less than stellar.

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      • “Billings, just stay away from the campuses of MIT and Harvard, for the students will reduce you to subatomic particles with their valid knowledge; that is, when you visit Boston. This is because you are too much of an idiot..”

        Just FYI, MIT and Harvard are in Cambridge. Lots of people confuse them, though, they consider Cambridge and Boston to be the same city because they’re just right across the Charles River from each other.

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    • “Well, I was thinking of asking Abe to come along so we could share a hotel room and split the costs.”

      The last thing those poor, overworked ladies of the housekeeping staff need is to clean up a room used by two fat lazy men. God, I only hope they have good scrubbers and enough disinfectant for the toilet.

      “I’m sure both of us would enjoy seeing you in person, Claire.”

      And I’ll enjoy beating both of you to a bloody pulp.

      “I’m going to a tea party reenactment. We get to dress up in wigs and stockings!”

      The members of the Boston Tea Party dressed up as Native Americans, you incredible dipshit! Where do you get off insulting important historical events? The Boston Tea Party was to protest taxation imposed by England; it has nothing to do with the ridiculous teabagging parties you pathetic conservatives enjoy going to.

      “I don’t know what the girls are supposed to wear but if you’d like to dress up you more than welcome to join us!”

      Girls? You mean women? Ladies? You don’t refer to yourself and Abe as “boys”, do you?

      “And of course we could have fun meeting your parents.”

      Does the idea of getting hauled off to jail by the cops excite you? Oh wait…it probably does. I don’t even want to think about your jail-based BDSM fantasies.

      “I have plenty of gift Bibles for everyone.”

      What part of “my parents are happy agnostics who rejected the Christian teachings of their parents” do you not understand? Do you have any idea how many arguments my mom would have with my grandma whenever she’d try to impose religion upon my sister and me? They’re NOT INTERESTED IN WHAT YOU’RE SELLING, AND NEITHER DO I.

      “By the way, I’m lactose intolerant so please no Italian dishes with heavy cream.”

      Okay, first thing’s first, I don’t need to know about your bathroom habits. Lactose intolerant essentially means that you have a massive butt explosion about 20 minutes after ingesting dairy. Now, I know for a fact that you’re ugly – we’ve all seen your disgusting profile picture. Face it, you’re unattractive, old, and fat. We DON’T NEED TO KNOW what sorts of things give you the green apple splatters. Second, what makes you think that my parents would invite a stranger, let alone a creepy old pedophile from the internet who takes boys out to the mountains to dinner? If I tell my parents that I don’t trust somebody, they take my word for it.

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      • Okay, well maybe we’ll just meet for coffee then.

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        • Coffee? As in coffee and…donuts? The stereotypical favorite delicacy of cops? Yeah, sure, we can do that. Although in the interest of saving time, we might want to just arrange to meet right at the police station, since that’s where your ass will be before you can say “Christian pedophile”.

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          • Sneaky Claire! I can just imagine you tricking me into going to some homosexual Cambridge coffee house with all those delicate boys and their flavored coffees. No thanks! When you’re ready to stop flirting with online skateboarders and grooming your ten cats, please let me know and we can pray together via online video cams. I tried that on this Chat Rouellete the other day. Boy, was that a mistake!

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            • “Sneaky Claire! I can just imagine you tricking me into going to some homosexual Cambridge coffee house with all those delicate boys and their flavored coffees.”

              Hmm, so it appears that you associate law enforcement involvement with homosexuals. We seem to be delving deep into your psyche here. You’re digging yourself in a hole, Billings. This post of yours is simply more proof that you play BDSM games in your basement.

              “When you’re ready to stop flirting with online skateboarders”

              I don’t flirt with anybody, never have, never will. I have much more important things to do.

              “and grooming your ten cats”

              Two cats. I have TWO cats.

              “please let me know and we can pray together via online video cams.”

              Oh, I see you’re also into web cams. Interesting, very interesting. You seem to have forgotten that I’m a FEMALE who’ll be 20 this year, not a MALE who’ll be 13 this year. Thus, you probably won’t be interested in “praying” via webcam with me.

              “I tried that on this Chat Rouellete the other day. Boy, was that a mistake!”

              Let me guess, you got busted by an undercover cop?

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            • Claire I really wouldn’t meet this guy. Hes totally freaky and weird. Probably a serial killer. I mean of all the online people you could meet like on Facebook or something this guy is the most strange. Something is not right in his head, like he’s going to show up in a dirty coat with a bomb strapped to his gut. Or maybe he wants to kidnap you for his cult. Just please don’t meet with him for your safety.

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    • Dolores Umbridge

      Mr Billings, I am a scholar of religion and would like to know what other versus in the bible besides Leviticus 20:13 condemn homosexuality. Thank you in advance!

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    • glad i live up north and i could bring my girlfriend to the prom
      we danced way close all night
      and we kissed and it was amazingly romantic

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    • This article is a joke, right? …Please tell me it’s a joke.
      It’s like this whole website is an internet troll.

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    • Your an Idiot

      OMG.WTF.LOL. This dude Billings, is obviously a pedo, or gay or something, cause there is something just not right about this guy. Anyway I guess he is just one of those fuckfaces that constantly spew shit about gays being bad, and a bunch of other bullshit, and then looks around for his ‘friends’ and OMG, they’re all gone. Bummer aye? He is going to end up one hell lonely old man, specially cause apparantly the gays are taking over, and since hes so against them, I guess hes going down (no pun intended, although it IS funny). Anyway, I guess I probably will meet this guy one day, since hes a biggot, and Im pro-gay, we are both going to hell. Mate, nothing can save you now, you posted on the INTERNET! That shits twisted…..

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    • I think its great that they separated all the retarded clapping kids and the fat chicks and gave them there own prom. Then let all the hot lesbians just go at it. Thank you Mississippi.

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    • Would you look at that! The gays have appropriated Christwire’s photography for their nasty purposes!

      http://www.queerty.com/what-the-prom-constance-mcmillen-wasnt-invited-to-looked-like-20100406/

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    • “Claire I really wouldn’t meet this guy.”

      Oh, don’t worry. I wouldn’t meet Billings unless I had an entire police squad with me.

      “Hes totally freaky and weird. Probably a serial killer. I mean of all the online people you could meet like on Facebook or something this guy is the most strange. Something is not right in his head, like he’s going to show up in a dirty coat with a bomb strapped to his gut. Or maybe he wants to kidnap you for his cult. Just please don’t meet with him for your safety.”

      I’ve said this before, but he bears an uncanny resemblance to John Wayne Gacey. Both in looks and in profession – he’s a CLOWN! Since his very first post on here I knew that he was dangerous. I’m 19 now but when I was 18 (and he KNEW that I was only 18) he tried to hit on me! He said something to the effect of “if you were to meet me, Claire, you would like my body.” This was after I’d said that, judging from his profile picture, he’s most likely a fat ugly load.

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      • It frightens me that you’re so obsessed with my looks. And of course I am not a pedophile, please that’s just ridiculous.

        I have a lot of respect for God’s creations, whether they are male or female, old or young and I think it shows my respect for His work that I take time to share my appreciation and amazement at the beauty of the human race, particularly when you look at the perfection of our finest athletes, as if they were molded from marble quarried from the most precious reserves and erected in the public square for all of us to enjoy and aim for in our own daily lives. Is that so wrong?

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        • Last time I checked scientiests are doing more than faggots throwing balls and old men leaning little boys over alters, or discussing how YOU will shred a little boys anus into substitute cat litter.

          So, yeah.
          GTFO pedo.

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        • “It frightens me that you’re so obsessed with my looks.”

          Well, you’re obviously fat, and isn’t gluttony a sin? You yourself have admitted to eating two “cheesburgers with onions” during one meal.

          “Do not join those who drink too much wine or gorge themselves on meat, for drunkards and gluttons become poor, and drowsiness clothes them in rags.” – Proverbs 23:20-21

          “He who keeps the law is a discerning son, but a companion of gluttons disgraces his father.” – Proverbs 28:7

          “Put a knife to your throat if you are given to gluttony.” – Proverbs 23:2

          “I have a lot of respect for God’s creations, whether they are male or female”

          You clearly have no respect for females. If you did, you wouldn’t post those bullshit biblical quotes about women keeping quiet in church. You obviously believe that women are inferior to men.

          “I take time to share my appreciation and amazement at the beauty of the human race, particularly when you look at the perfection of our finest athletes”

          Why athletes? You seem to be incredibly obsessed with the physical beauty of the human race. Why not enjoy the beauty that opera singers and sopranos can produce from their vocal cords? Or the beautiful melodies that Beethoven and others created with their fingers? But no, you prefer the physical beauty that is often marred by violent football tackles.

          My mom works for the office of special education, setting up transportation for kids with special needs. One of the kids she arranges transportation for is a 14 year-old who can no longer do anything for himself as the result of a traumatic brain injury suffered during football.

          “as if they were molded from marble quarried from the most precious reserves and erected in the public square for all of us to enjoy and aim for in our own daily lives.”

          Well you obviously don’t aim for it, considering your physical appearance.

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    • How DUMB and Naiive are you?!? Have you ever encountered a high school student or gone to prom?!?
      “The reason that this is such a vital issue today has to do with the hallowed tradition of high school prom itself. It is a uniquely American rite of passage for heterosexual girls, where they dress in expensive clothes and reveal the loveliness of their bodies. It is a great opportunity for young men to begin thinking about selecting a partner, one who will promise them happiness in a Christian marriage and the blessing of children. ”
      There is nothing correct in this paragraph. Reveal their loveliness?! If by loveliness you mean more cleavage than a stripper and dresses as tight as a hooker. Boys at prom are not looking for their life long partner, most are just trying to get LAID. I have talked with many high school students and not once have I heard one of them mention looking for their life partner. That is just bogus to think. However because of the after prom sex there might be some children in the future.

      As for the retarded and homosexuals needed a different prom, HELL NO! Those people are no different from straight “smart” people. They are just different. It is not something that they choose in life, but rather are born with. Everyone has something different about them, maybe we should have a prom for only blondes or brown eyed people. Retarded people are not necessarily studid; they just think and learn differnetly. They can be rather smart, it is just different from other people.

      You are one of the most idiotic people I have ever encountered in life. You need to open your eyes to the reality of the world. Get out of your little box where you think everyone is straight, smart, sinless, etc. The world is changing and obviously beyond the scope of your intelligence or vision.

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    • thisisridiculous

      Are you for real?
      Claire, you’re awesome. For the record. :D

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    • Doresu No Saigai

      Claire. Marry me?
      Not literally, but seriously, you are the best commenter on here. I love how you pick apart each point of his arguments, and show exactly how idiotic and prejudiced they are. I swear, pretty much no one else even needs to comment, you cover all the major bases.

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    • Am i really going to have to necro this thread because NOBODY pointed out that two of the girls in the straight prom pictures are TOUCHING TONGUES?

      Now I really don’t know what to think. Either everybody working for Christwire is indeed the congenital tragedy they present as, or it’s some kind of subtle-to-the-point-of-being-unfunny joke site.

      In either event, I’m having trouble coming up with an argument for why Billings shouldn’t be beaten into tomato paste at the end of a nightstick. Problematic.

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