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RedditThe American economy is in peril. Nationwide, families struggle to balance a mortgage, medical bills and day-to-day needs. Unemployment soars at an all time high and the pressures of it all is destroying the American nuclear family.
The financial crisis is putting the father and mother of households at odds, which sadly leads to divorce.
Typically in a divorce, children will go live with their mother while men are typically stuck paying alimony and child support. Men usually lose their homes and cars to the woman.
New reports indicate, however, the tables are turning and perhaps not in a good way. The trend of secret wife selling is reportedly making a comeback and it has officials alarmed.
Wife selling first started in late 17th century England. Women naturally get out of order and out of their place (which is why feminism is destroying society) and sadly, some of most stubborn and stiffnecked of these women become wives to good men.
Naturally, men could not have a household put at risk of ruin due to an unruly wife, so during the 17th century English men took to simply selling their wife as a last resort. In addition to clearing up any confusion in the home, the man of the home was able to provide his children with additional income from whatever the wife sold for.
Now this act is generally frowned upon, due to the Geneva Convention declaring that even women have a right to not be sold by anyone, including husbands. This makes wife selling illegal by the US ordained international edict.
It is so sad to know that as we speak, a man in America has been forced to force his sassy-mouthed and loose-lipped wife into a gunny sack to be sold to seedy people. It is all due to this failing Obama economy.
Fathers know they inevitably face divorce in some situations, but know the expenses of the divorce will leave their children with nothing. So these fathers, I think, are choosing to just sell the wife to get rid of the risk of divorce and keeping their jobs, homes and little ones. Add to that the value of the wife they sell and they have made a smart financial decision.
Though their acts cannot be condoned by the precedent we set forth for Human Rights, it can be understood why wife selling is making a dramatic comeback. Even in China, sources indicate that a 27% increase in wife selling has taken place, due to faltering confidence in the American dollar and the heavy investments China has put into it.
The Chinese middle class fears America’s economic woes, and divorce trends, will soon become their own.
If you are a father and leader of a family, who is on the verge of divorce and thinking about selling your wife, please do not. There is a chance you could be caught and convicted as a felon, and there is a definite chance that you will be caught by God.
God does not approve of a woman who does not respect her husband’s authority, but rest assured that a man who would sell his wife without divine sanction is also at risk of searing with Satan. It is better to be vigilant about keeping a wife in her place and remaining the stern, resolute leader of your family.
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If John McCain were president, this would not even be a problem. Obama is forcing people into this by his flagrant disregard for the American economy and economic thrift. Can’t wait to vote this joker out in 2012.
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I think I saw this on an episode of Law and Order: SUV. That show just makes my stomach boil. It’s so filthy alls they want to talk about is sex, how could someone be an actor in a program about constant pedophiles? It’s truly an American liberal expression of how far the liberals take this freedom of speech thing to show all sorts of rape and molestation on tv every night. Did I mention it makes my stomach hurt?
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“I think I saw this on an episode of Law and Order: SUV. It’s so filthy alls they want to talk about is sex, how could someone be an actor in a program about constant pedophiles?”
It’s “Law and Order: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT”, not “Law and Order: SPORTS UTILITY VEHICLE”, and it’s called SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT for a reason, because the show deals with victims of the most heinous crimes – sexually-based ones.
“It’s truly an American liberal expression of how far the liberals take this freedom of speech thing to show all sorts of rape and molestation on tv every night.”
So…you’re using an article on the illegal act of wife selling to rant about an episode of Law and Order, which you THINK might have covered the topic.
“Did I mention it makes my stomach hurt?”
No, you said it made your stomach boil. Regardless, nobody on here wants to think about your stomach.
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You are a one of a kind terror, little girl!
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Nah, I agree with her wholeheartedly, so she isn’t one of a kind. Not to mention you have no right to call her a little girl, considering how weak minded and naive you seem to be (like children are). Believing a book written during the bronze age, and disregarding any attempt to understand it by people on the fence.
They’ll ask a single question, you don’t have an answer, so you shoo them away or insult them for being atheists (which in most cases, it would seem, that you are wrong again, Stevie). Or even worse, you will rant about something not even close to what the question is about, to make the people you have a personal bias against sound bad, just leaving the person in the dark about what they wanted to know.
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Ah, Billings – crank is *not* your friend, dear.
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It’s all good, Claire. This guy is either a parodist, or he’s a deranged lunatic with mommy issues and way too much time on his hands. I’m voting for the former.
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failing Obama economy … I missed an episode I was sure it’s was Your “noble” president Bush economy who were falling By spending on his pseudo war of terror and destroying commerce with other country including europe canada mexcio and asia but it’s seems you are stupid enough to Think it’s Obama fault when actually the economic crisis is Getting better
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I’m not saying that you are wrong, but I would appreciate a reference to the conclusion that the crisis is getting any better, Millennium.
More and more schools are cutting corners, and even courses to deal with the lack of funding. Police and fire departments are becoming unable to take care of their equipment in some areas, because of lack of funding. Hospitals in my area are having to close down some parts of the hospital, to be able to pay the electrical and water bills. If these and other needs aren’t getting funding, then where is the money going if the economic crises is actually improving?
But like I said, I’d appreciate a source for this information, I’d like to be able to say my opinion is still up to date.
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Wow.. I honestly have to say that this idea never occured to me. I have to hand it to you guys! Your geniuses!! I never would have had the bright idea to sell my wife otherwise. I’m gonna sell the bitch and swap her for one of hot ‘em Asian model thangs that come in the magazines… Not sure my wife’ll sell for enough though.. so I gonna have to sell my boat too.
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you are a huge piece of shit and should be crucified. all of your articles are just about judging women and liberals. if you were in a high position of power, you would be assassinated within the hour.
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