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My friends I hate cats. We all know the story: spread rabies, are involved in witch ceremonies and they even were worshipped as gods by Egyptian Africans.
Cats have a history of being corrupt and it is a sad shame that they are not extinct. If I had the power, I would create a super-virus to wipe them all out and make God proud!
Sure, critics out there will say if cats are so evil, then why did God created them? Well how about this?
If Satan is so evil, then why did God created him? Think about it.
The point is that things can turn evil and that is what has happened to cats over time. Cats are now tied directly to hell and we would be better off just having them all killed like we would do any other sin soaked vermin.
Here is a picture that I found to be typical of cats and cat owners. Here we see the owners have dressed this cat up to do a devil ceremony, maybe trying to summon the dead like that one cat in the nursing homes, or maybe to give rise to a new domon spirit on Earth.
Who knows, but we have the picture evidence.
Dogs are a good, Godly creature and each day we share heartwarming stories of how dogs save their owners, unlike cats, which are users and are walking microcosm of the blacks in welfare system.
Cats need to go ahead and be extincted, so that we may have a better tomorrow for our childrens. Amen.
6:07 pm
You’re such a douchebag, Abe.
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6:12 pm
I do my part by reporting any strays so that animal control can take them and put them down.
I’m thinking it’d almost be worth the trouble to go through the paper too, to pick up the free cats and just drop them off so they don’t end up strays. Sort of a preemptive strike against this sort of thing.
Hot debate. What do you think?
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6:16 pm
I hope you die a slow and painful death, Adam.
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6:42 pm
You are a disgusting person. How can you even CALL yourself Christian? You call yourself one, yet you wish death upon innocent creatures of God. To want to pick up a cat just to take them somewhere to put them down? As I read that comment, I almost cried. I may only be 11, but I have a big opinion, and more sense than buffoons like you and Abe here on this hilariously satirical website. You two, though, have crossed the line. Photoshopped fake “evidence”, bashing innocent pointless things such as Justin Bieber crashing into a door! I’ve crashed into doors! I’m clumsy! Everyone does it! OH MY GOODNESS THIS IS JUST TOO ANNOYING. :C
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10:15 pm
You do realize that it’s a birthday cake, right?
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10:54 pm
Fuck you you douche bag cats are better then you. You probably stay home masterbate and play world of warcraft. Cats are compastionate loving creatures and u are to stupid to see this. I should call the spca on u bc u are a dumbass and the world is better off without people likd you and your fucked up beliefs
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6:18 pm
Why would you wish death on a human, but show so much compassion for vermin?
Hot debate. What do you think?
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7:09 pm
Gee, I don’t know, perhaps it has something to do with the fact that I love animals and I’m in school to become a veterinary technician…
Besides, it’s a never-ending cycle: I’m only wishing death on you because you wished death upon innocent animals. Don’t be such a wuss – either accept the consequences of your ill-will upon innocent creatures or don’t wish harm upon them at all.
Your views on small creatures goes right back to how you think it’s okay to “gently” beat a wife – you think that you have the right to beat up on people and creatures who are weaker than you, simply because you have no balls. You’re too afraid to stand up to people of your own size, so you take out your frustrations on those who are smaller and weaker than you. Congratulations for proving that you have no balls.
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5:51 am
we wish death upon you because you seek genocide.
because if there is ever an excuse to take another life it is to save another more precious. and at least cats saerve a purpose and don’t try to kill us all
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7:31 pm
I hope you realize that you just wrote an entire, illogical, and completely ridiculous article on the direct correlation between CATS and SATAN. All the while using a picture of a cat and a birthday cake AS EVIDENCE of a satanic ritual. You, my friend, appear to me as one of the single most disillusioned, certifiably insane individuals I have ever come across, and I work at a nursing home. You deserve to be STERILIZED for the good of the human race. Every single article on this absurd website has left me in a fit of laughter, but this crossed the line.
Sex. Homosexuality. Transgender. Masturbation. Justin Beiber. Lady Gaga. Golden Girls. CATS.
This website tells us that these topics are the root of evil, when in REALITY, it is you self-righteous, blind, ignorant IDIOTS condemning things that you consider to be “out of the NORM”, clinging to ancient Bible passages, living by it’s every word because your own lives are so empty. You’re desperate to feel as though you belong to something greater than your pathetic selves. If Jesus’ message was to love thy neighbor, you are sinners. “Sinning”, comdemning, propagandists, with nothing else better to do than BLOG about what you are afraid of. And why do you fear these things? Simply because it is foreign to the way your mind works, and you cannot accept what you, or your supposed “God” preaches.
You Christian Fundamentalists are philosophical terrorists.
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2:03 pm
“The Cat Lady”, you do realise this is a joke site… right??
I mean seriously. Look at this chart: http://christwire.org/2010/03/more-reasons-why-cats-should-die/ . The best thing about is it that its creator is clearly a cat owner.
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7:53 pm
“Cats have a history of being corrupt and it is a sad shame that they are not extinct. If I had the power, I would create a super-virus to wipe them all out and make God proud! ”
If you had ny brains at all, then it wouldn’t be very hard.
Being cruel to animals isn’t approved of in the Bible.
“Sure, critics out there will say if cats are so evil, then why did God created them? Well how about this?”
It’s a good arguement, for a Christian.
“If Satan is so evil, then why did God created him? Think about it.”
Satan was an angel who got jealous of God’s power, revolted, and started Hell. God did not know, or if he did, he knew it would be for the best in the end. That’s why he is called the Fallen Angel.
“Here is a picture that I found to be typical of cats and cat owners. Here we see the owners have dressed this cat up to do a devil ceremony, maybe trying to summon the dead like that one cat in the nursing homes, or maybe to give rise to a new domon spirit on Earth.
Who knows, but we have the picture evidence.”
Help, it’s the domons trying to kill us all!
the proper term is Satanic ceremony.
That cat predicted death, not summoned zombies.
The biggest ‘domon’ on earth is George W. Bush.
That picture was pretty obviously photoshopped. A teddy bear and a cat photo.
“Cats need to go ahead and be extincted, so that we may have a better tomorrow for our childrens. Amen.”
‘Extincted’ is not a real word. The correct term is killed.
Children is already plural. You don’t need to ad an ‘s’.
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10:54 pm
Hey Abe, are you made of money? cause if you do go ahead wipe out all the cats, I hope you like rats and mice cause even having a few outside cats, and you know those mice and rats are going to full of diseases and viruses . . . they don’t wash their feet if they step in anything . . . and they have no qualms about walking those paws across your counter.
even most feral cats bathe themselves, can you say the same for what invites itself to your food after you leave to dreamland.
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8:06 pm
This article is fake right? There can’t REALLY be someone that idiotic. If this is real, I feel bad for Christians and hope this retard at least had the decency not to produce offspring. Your spelling and grammer are spot on by the way!
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1:42 pm
I was thinking the same thing! I have never met someone in real life who is this erratic and illogical! This man is not a Christrian, he’s a mental case!
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8:33 pm
Thank you Abe, for once again shedding light on this insurgency we are facing in America today.
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8:46 pm
Oh, and it’s Cats ARE evil, not “Cats Is Evil”. Grammatical mistake in the title, really?
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10:56 pm
PEOPLE, PEOPLE! REMAIN CALM! THIS ENTIRE SITE IS FAKE! DON’T YOU GET IT? LOOK AT THIS AUTHORS FREAKING PIC! IT’S ALL FAKE!
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11:41 pm
Really…really? F’in really? OMG really?
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12:28 am
i dont know if you are serious about this site or if its a joke loool but you crack me up!!!!
just in case you are serious read this… ( if not then completely ignore this lol)
I am sorry to say your idea of christianity and religion in general is very messed up!
if you really want to talk and post these absurd things i think you should study other monotheistic religions and see what they say about animals and cats!!
According to what i researched and know and old folklore…
animals are creatures like us… GODS creatures!!!
Demons on the other hands can shape shift into black cats dogs and snakes I’m not saying your general black dog or cat that lives with you is a demon! but a stray fully black dog or cat or snakes MIGHT be! in that case you just let them be… if you noticed egyptian cats and dogs were mainly drawn in black!
General domestic cats are GODS creatures and you have no right to take their lives as you wish!!
well i said what i wanted to say you choose to believe it or not!!
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1:30 am
This is ridiculous..
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1:30 am
Did someone in a cat costume molest you when you were a kid.
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2:07 am
god loves him some genocide huh?
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3:17 am
Abe didn’t know but cats actually protect people against demon and evil so if he hates them and are scared of them maybe it’s a Hint ?
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4:49 am
One image.
Come on, Abe. Do some research. Prove that you’re worthy of God’s love.
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8:07 am
This is one of the best joke sites I’ve ever read. Keep them coming
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6:54 pm
Whether this is for real or not, i don’t find it funny anyway. Time would be better spent elsewhere.And if it is for real- you’re an idiot.
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7:24 pm
Iz dis for teh realz? ceiling cat dos nawt like.
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12:41 am
You have serious problems, buddy.
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6:35 pm
Hate to break it to you, but that’s a birthday cake, Abe, my man. This is one of the most amusing websites I’ve ever been on. And, yes, of course, “Cats Is Evil”. A cat looking at a birthday cake is definitely proof that they are satanic. End Sarcasm. >.> Loser.
-Serenity Robb
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12:31 pm
“The point is that things can turn evil and that is what has happened to cats over time. Cats are now tied directly to hell and we would be better off just having them all killed like we would do any other sin soaked vermin.” Hey, that’s interesting. I was not aware that creatures other than humans were even capable of morality. And speaking of humans, can anyone else mention a species that rapes and kills both the natural world and each other? If any animal is “sin soaked” and ought to go extinct, I vote for humans.
Also, birthday cakes are evil demon summoning devices? You learn something new every day…
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5:25 pm
This is a fucking normal cat looking at a fucking birthday cake while dressed up in a fucking costume. And you are a fucking ideot.
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3:52 pm
Is this really serious? If it is, then I certainly hope that they get rid of all of those evil birthday cakes used in the rituals, as well as the silly striped polo shirts. In fact, I hope they put you in one and then burn you at the stake. I think you are a messenger from Satan, and that you are trying to wipe out one of God’s creatures. I also think you are an undercover brother, which if you don’t know what that means, I can tell you. It means an Afro-American male who is a secret homosexual. Those things you are growing beneath your penis are just sacks of Satan’s fury. Regular Godly men don’t have them. If you know differently, your heart is already blackened by sin.
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9:15 pm
I despise cats and think they should be microwaved one by one, but look at that poor cat in the picture. He looks so sad, like no one showed up for his birthday party. If I didn’t want to strangle it, I’d want to give it a big hug and adopt it.
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3:41 pm
you are making people hate religion. you stupid unreasonable hypocrite. yours is the kind of argument which is so ludicrous, that if someone attempted to argue each nonsensical point, out of sheer frustration they would end up sounding just as retarded as you.
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2:46 pm
That’s a CAKE.
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3:35 pm
wow I’ve finally found the worlds stupidest person 4 writing this article. and U would be writing about it on a christian website wouldn’t you? your all so easy to brain wash. if a miserable lookin cat sitting in front of a birthday cake is wat u call proof of being satanic, then i have proof that it was actually zombies who came back from the dead that are responsible for 9/11
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7:14 am
You are a fucking cunt.
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11:12 pm
Awww…what a cute cat!
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11:55 pm
OMG, THERES FIRE, AND A FROSTED PASTRY!!!! ITS GOT TO BE EVIL AND FULL OF SIN!!!
(delicious, yummy, cream filled sin)
i love satan pastries ^_^
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12:51 am
Global warming, cats, and evolution. Liberals promote these things no matter how ridiculous they are.
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5:17 pm
You are too late! With Satan’s help our plans for world domination are nearly complete. Be afraid!
The Evil Kitties
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