• Chinese Astronauts Eat Puppy Dogs in Space

    May 15, 2010 5:15 pm 53 comments
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  • I am extremely terrified of Chinese people, but I am not racist. I hope you understand why this is and you should feel the same way too.

    The Chinese are a very sick people. They are the sick man of Asia. Even when they think they are doing good, we see very scary corruption and ideals.

    This week it was revealed that even the most educated of the Chinese, the astronauts of their space administration, have bloodlust and an insatiable palate for the flesh from young, innocent puppies.

    Please go to a pet store and look into the loving eyes of a tiny puppy. How could you want to kill and sear this animal as it lives, and then laugh as you stab it with your samurai sword and it barks for mercy and its tail wags with less and less life.

    The Chinese enjoy eating their prey as it is still somewhat alive, as we proved in this very disturbing video. That was just a fish, so imagine the bring joy they have in their cold clandestine hearts when they can eat this puppy with their chopsticks as it whines and begs for mercy?

    My eyes well with tears to think what China is doing with its space puppies. Here is the official menu the Chinese have for their space armies that will float high about our country with mounted ships:

    A selection of dishes from the Chinese Astronaut menu (2009 mission)

    Day One: Lotus root porridge, crispy tofu with spring onions, braised yellow croaker fish, pork ribs with seaweed, spinach with minced garlic.

    Day Two: Spicy pig skin, braised duck neck, hairy crab with ginger, chicken liver with chilli, pine nuts with sweetcorn, three-flavour soup.

    Day Three: Poached egg in fermented rice soup, Harbin sausage, Huajiang puppy dog, baby cuttlefish casserole, eel with green pepper, spicy beans with dried tofu.

    Apples, pears and oranges are served with every meal, as well as rice, noodles, sweet potatoes.

    We know that China is preparing for a great war with America and her allies. The Chinese dream of the day when they can trample upon the fallen bodies and lands of Americans, despite the fact that we saved them from Soviet nukes not even 50-years-ago.

    The Chinese tried to keep their puppy eating secret, but a Chinese military astronaut fighter pilot named Yang Liwei confessed the Chinese astronaut menu in his autobiography, The Nine Levels between Heaven and Earth.

    Say Liwei: “Many of my friends are curious about what we eat [in space] and think that the astronauts must have some expensive delicacies, like shark’s fin or abalone.” “Actually we ate quite normal food, there is no need to keep it a secret.”

    There is nothing normal about the torture and eating of puppies, nor China’s death armies who now fly in our God given space. Barack Obama weakens our NASA while the Chinese strengthen their astronauts with the meat of innocent puppies and death ships. We must stop this by electing a new president in 2012, one who will stop the horrifying Chinese communist threat once and for all.

    If not for the puppies of the world, let us vote in a new president for the safety of our loved ones. Only a strong America, with a space armada and nukes aimed at Beijing, can overcome the communist threat of China.

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