Chinese Astronauts Eat Puppy Dogs in Space
I am extremely terrified of Chinese people, but I am not racist. I hope you understand why this is and you should feel the same way too.
The Chinese are a very sick people. They are the sick man of Asia. Even when they think they are doing good, we see very scary corruption and ideals.
This week it was revealed that even the most educated of the Chinese, the astronauts of their space administration, have bloodlust and an insatiable palate for the flesh from young, innocent puppies.
Please go to a pet store and look into the loving eyes of a tiny puppy. How could you want to kill and sear this animal as it lives, and then laugh as you stab it with your samurai sword and it barks for mercy and its tail wags with less and less life.
The Chinese enjoy eating their prey as it is still somewhat alive, as we proved in this very disturbing video. That was just a fish, so imagine the bring joy they have in their cold clandestine hearts when they can eat this puppy with their chopsticks as it whines and begs for mercy?
My eyes well with tears to think what China is doing with its space puppies. Here is the official menu the Chinese have for their space armies that will float high about our country with mounted ships:
A selection of dishes from the Chinese Astronaut menu (2009 mission)
Day One: Lotus root porridge, crispy tofu with spring onions, braised yellow croaker fish, pork ribs with seaweed, spinach with minced garlic.
Day Two: Spicy pig skin, braised duck neck, hairy crab with ginger, chicken liver with chilli, pine nuts with sweetcorn, three-flavour soup.
Day Three: Poached egg in fermented rice soup, Harbin sausage, Huajiang puppy dog, baby cuttlefish casserole, eel with green pepper, spicy beans with dried tofu.
Apples, pears and oranges are served with every meal, as well as rice, noodles, sweet potatoes.
We know that China is preparing for a great war with America and her allies. The Chinese dream of the day when they can trample upon the fallen bodies and lands of Americans, despite the fact that we saved them from Soviet nukes not even 50-years-ago.
The Chinese tried to keep their puppy eating secret, but a Chinese military astronaut fighter pilot named Yang Liwei confessed the Chinese astronaut menu in his autobiography, The Nine Levels between Heaven and Earth.
Say Liwei: “Many of my friends are curious about what we eat [in space] and think that the astronauts must have some expensive delicacies, like shark’s fin or abalone.” “Actually we ate quite normal food, there is no need to keep it a secret.”
There is nothing normal about the torture and eating of puppies, nor China’s death armies who now fly in our God given space. Barack Obama weakens our NASA while the Chinese strengthen their astronauts with the meat of innocent puppies and death ships. We must stop this by electing a new president in 2012, one who will stop the horrifying Chinese communist threat once and for all.
If not for the puppies of the world, let us vote in a new president for the safety of our loved ones. Only a strong America, with a space armada and nukes aimed at Beijing, can overcome the communist threat of China.
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Author: Amber
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5:57 pm
Amber, you’re just wrong
They had dog meat on the menu. Not puppies. I quote from the original source: “Harbin sausage, Huajiang dog, baby cuttlefish casserole”
You are a racist if you think “The Chinese” are inherently more violent or dangerous than, let’s say, the Americans.
And you pointlessly bring in the phrase “death ships” without a source or an explanation.
How precisely is NASA meant to stop “the Chinese?”
Bearing false witness against thy neighbour is a sin. Claiming that someone isn’t thy neighbour because they’re Chinese is idiocy, and also a sin.
You will burn in Hell. And we, the good people, will laugh as you squirm in the flames.
Hot debate. What do you think?
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6:07 pm
You cannot trust a people who eat puppies.
Hot debate. What do you think?
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8:28 pm
And you can’t trust people who kill kittens, either, Adam.
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5:56 am
They don’t. Claire lied. It said “dog,” not “puppy dog.” In the article she linked to, no less.
Do you not actually read the sources?
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7:45 pm
Amber lied, not Claire. Sorry, slip of the typing fingers.
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10:16 am
Having read several of Amber’s posts, one can only conclude that she is either deluded or just plain fucking retarded.
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7:17 pm
Amber, stop screwing your cousins. Just because your parents did it doesn’t mean you should
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8:38 pm
Kittens are vermin, Claire. Dogs are not. There is a big difference.
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8:46 pm
ver·min [vur-min] Show IPA
–noun, plural ver·min.
1.
noxious, objectionable, or disgusting animals collectively, esp. those of small size that appear commonly and are difficult to control, as flies, lice, bedbugs, cockroaches, mice, and rats.
2.
an objectionable or obnoxious person, or such persons collectively.
3.
animals that prey upon game, as coyotes or weasels.
Dictionary.com Unabridged
Based on the Random House Dictionary, © Random House, Inc. 2010.
ver·min (vûr’mĭn)
n. pl. vermin
Various small animals or insects, such as rats or cockroaches, that are destructive, annoying, or injurious to health.
Animals that prey on game, such as foxes or weasels.
A person considered loathsome or highly offensive.
Such people considered as a group.
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Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved.
vermin ver·min (vûr’mĭn)
n. pl. vermin
Any of various small animals or insects, such as rats or cockroaches, that are destructive, annoying, or injurious to health.
The American Heritage® Stedman’s Medical Dictionary
Copyright © 2002, 2001, 1995 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Published by Houghton Mifflin Company.
According to the definitions of vermin, cats are not. It is your OPINION that they are vermin, but they truly are not, but the majority of America does not consider cats to be obnoxious, destructive, disgusting, or hazardous to health.
Don’t even attempt to argue with an animal lover and vet tech student about cats, because you’ll accomplish nothing.
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11:19 pm
Cats are not vermin, any more than dogs. People who worship them are.
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3:16 am
This is literally so unbelievably stupid I laughed out loud. So let me get this straight. In your mind, americans can treat thousands of animals wrong everyday. We can kill cows and pigs and sheep in pointlessly cruel slaughter houses. But yet the Chinese people are now savages for eating dogs? You have absolutly no idea that they have a culture 1000X different from ours. Chew on that.
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5:21 pm
You racist mother fuckers
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9:07 pm
No, our county has it on docket that stray cats are classified by vermin. My uncle put the measure up for city council and I helped him campaign to get the measure support it needed. Cats are vermin here if they are strays, so that’s why I report them.
You can see the problem is even international my friend.
http://www.rochdaleobserver.co.uk/news/s/503127_unwanted_cats_could_be_vermin
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9:16 pm
Don’t you dare call me your friend. You better hope that we never meet, because I will put you six feet under faster than your boyfriend cums in your mouth.
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12:00 am
BATTLE OF THE TROLLS.
TROLL BATTLE ROYAL
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8:04 pm
Too bad OP isn’t trolling.
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3:10 am
“I am extremely terrified of Chinese people, but I am not racist.”
how many times do we have to tell you that that is an oxymoron?
well here’s my counter reply. i have nothing against christians but i think we should kill you all.
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3:33 am
YOu guys are fucking retarded. burn this website
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5:05 am
… Really?
I mean, really?
Fuck… Eugenics is starting to sound better and better as the days go by. I read through your little rant about how you’re terrified of the Chinese.
Firstly, you confused them a lot with Japan. Historyfail.
Secondly, are you completely insane or do you just measure your worth as a human being by the number of comments you get on your articles?
I mean, really… This… I’m offended. Literally offended. Goddamn I wish it was still legal to challenge people to a duel over an offence of honor or character. Because you have done that. You have assaulted the honor and character of the United States by showing me and everyone else precisely what the lowest common denominator is.
Go, worm, crawl back in your hole and free us of your filth and shame.
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8:11 am
You say “I am extremely terrified of Chinese people, but I am not racist” which means that is exactly what you are. If you have any doubt of that, you follow it with “The Chinese are a very sick people. They are the sick man of Asia. Even when they think they are doing good, we see very scary corruption and ideals”. Which is as racist as it gets.
Later you describe your ‘fantasy’ execution of the puppy. Fantasy because it has no relation to the truth. Why would someone who is Chinese kill a puppy, that it has been pointed out isn’t even on the menu you linked to, with a Japanese sword? Do the slaughterhouse workers in America ‘laugh’ as they despatch hundreds of cattle? Animals are killed for food all over the world. What animal is edible or not is cultural. In Peru guinea pigs are eaten, and what do you think Hindus think of the American love of steak? Against their culture and religion, but they don’t demonize America or anywhere else for that.
Apart from the Native American people, or including depending on your point of view, all the culture of the United States is a very healthy mix of many varied cultures from around the world. You would have thought that it would be the one place on earth where acceptance of others would be the easiest. This is far from the truth. But the saddest thing is that apart from the obvious falsehood of the initial statement ‘I’m not a racist’ you proceeded to lie, misinform and fantasise to do the exact opposite. We aren’t that stupid and you really should have the intelligence to realize that.
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8:17 am
So how do you defend the Chinese diners who squealed with delight as they at the fish live, the very fish their chefs had created a special technique to sear the fish while keeping the rest alive so it could feel them tearing into its meat?
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9:26 am
I don’t. There are cultures that eat live monkey brains and I don’t agree with that either. Just as I don’t the idea of dropping a live lobster into boiling water. That is not the point.
The point is that any argument is invalid if you have to lie and make up imaginary tales in order to justify it. The fact that you even contemplated that any reader with the slightest intelligence would not see it for what it is, points only at the lack of intelligence on your part.
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9:31 am
was the dog alive when eaten? no it was not. and a dead dog is just meat. i don’t understand how you can look at an animal like a cow and say “sure i’ll eat that” but then the idea of eating another animal disgusts you…whille at the same time you even go on to refuse to understand how some cultures feel like that about eating pigs.
it’s hypocrasy at the highest level here.
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3:06 pm
If you eat a puppy, you have no heart.
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6:11 pm
but eating a cow or a pig is fine because….? would you please finish this sentance for me because i just can’t find any logical ending.
also it was not a puppy you iliterate dickhead. it was a full grown dog.
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6:25 pm
I agree; puppies are precious, but so are kittens. You’re equally heartless if you report kittens and cats to animal control with the intention of having them euthanized.
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1:15 am
They don’t eat puppies. It said so in the source material.
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10:26 am
The Chinese don’t have samuri swords, that was the Japanese. No one is suggesting that they are somehow taking these dogs into space, spearing them whilst laughing and then eating them. No. Eating dog-meat is taboo for a lot of people, yes, but not for everyone. It’s a personal choice thing. Something that a lot of people on this site don’t seem to get. It’s not hurting anyone so get over it.
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9:20 pm
Actually the DOG eating is a delicacies in Only one part of china and its actually a small southern part of it not a Lot of people eats Dog
as for living fish its not living fish we said RAW fish or sushi and it’s japanese
and its actually delicious
Oh and by the way when jesus ate fish in the bible did he cook it ?? there is No mention of it does it ?
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5:41 pm
you know, I question how much you hate our people
I’ve seen many of your topics always blatantly being racist towards Chinese people and I wonder what you have against us
have we ever done anything to you Amber? Really?
I do believe that you make everybody with any sense in them want to kill you in your sleep, but of course that is just my opinion
It’s sad, knowing that someone or something must have influenced you to write this shyt and I really do pitty you and your pathetic life
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9:23 pm
Oh, Amber, to let you know, the Chinese were AGAINST the Axis powers. And they didn’t have Samurai swords. Samurai is a Japanese feudal-era knight, like our Crusaders, except they don’t go around trying to force their religion on others.
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11:50 pm
This site is satire, right?
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1:14 pm
As should be obvious to anyone with a functioning cerebral cortex. I entertain the vague hope that these “outraged” or “offended” commentors are just continuing the charade, but I have my doubts.
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5:17 pm
It’s for fun, man.
It’s a place that allows angry comments and occasionally responds to them. It’s a place that sanctions anger and rage.
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3:24 am
Chinese do not like “live food” u are confusing us with Japanese. It might be hard for you to differentiate us but if you look beyond the skin colour and small eyes similarities, you should see that we are very different people. And yes, dog meat is yummy. You gotta try it some day. Dogs are no more edible than cows, pigs.You saying that we should not eat dogs because it is cute and cows are ok because they are not is just stupid. Life is equal.
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4:27 pm
What’s the difference between eating a dog and a pig? Did you know pigs are actually smarter, cleaner animals? This article is completely ridiculous and ignorant.
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1:27 pm
Is this article serious or not?
Cause is the craziest shit I’ve ever seen! XD
For me, chinese can eat dog all they want, as long as it didn’t involve mine.
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9:20 pm
PUPPIES ARE DELICIOUS.
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12:40 am
There is no god.
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11:08 pm
Wow…
Let me put this the simplest way possible so MAYBE you can understand this…
Puppies (ie dogs) are cute animals and therefore anyone who eats one simply is a godless heathen beast. Ok well I ask you this… Hindus would view YOU eating a cow the same way you view someone eating a dog. So in their eyes you are sick disgusting and wrong, do you understand this so far? Ok well I ask why are you the good pure one? Why is eating dogs wrong and not cows? The answer is due to our culture eating dogs is wrong and eating cows is ok. IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH RELEGION, ORENTATION OR ANTYHING ELSE!!!
And that being said you are EXTREAMLY RASIST, the sick thing is that you don’t even realize it… LOOK IT UP IN A DICTIONARY!!!
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11:48 am
Ya, I feel you… I’m a Hindu and feel a life is a life… There’s no distinction based on where that life resides, in a pig, a dog or a human…
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2:20 am
Get up peter, kill and eat
You have made an article that goes against what god told peter, nice going christian nutjobs
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2:57 am
Christian fucks, the caths that is, eat tha body and drink the blood of their imagenary friend in the sky.
Now ain’t that purty weird?
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11:37 pm
what the hell is wrong with you? you ignorant racist bitch.
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3:43 pm
This week it was revealed that even the most educated of the Americans (the Fundamentalist christians), the pioneers of their united states ofj esus, have bloodlust and an insatiable palate for the flesh from young, innocent lambs, pigs and cows.
fix’d
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9:28 pm
so what? you still eat pigs and cows? and btw, think of china, they barely have enough food there. while america throws away lots of food everyday in their restaurants. your ignorance is irritating me, so i will now leave
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3:45 pm
It has become apparent to me as I read her increasingly over the top posts that she is using a conservative standpoint to poke fun at the ridiculous attempts of bleeding heart liberals to wrench our hearts with threats such as that all of the cute cuddly polar bears are going to die. Pull your head out of your butt, wipe your eyes, and re-read the article, taking note of the purposefully ridiculous points. This is satire. True, it may be offensive satire in poor taste, but it is satire nonetheless. And to those who say that it is poorly written, I would say, it got a rise out of you didn’t it? She accomplished exactly what she set out to do, and you fell for it. Thus, she is smarter than you, so when you call her a retard, you are saying that you got outsmarted by a retard. I am sure she is finding this all endlessly amusing. So stop getting all pissed off about crap on the internet. Anger shortens your lifespan, and there are so many more important things to worry about!
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7:36 pm
Harrrrrgth looth thoooorg gak tasty puppies. Raafd wweeeeeple baf dak dak.
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11:43 am
hahahahhhaha this article makes me laugh. You as a person have NO RIGHT to comment how bad the Chinese are to their animals when in your own backyard billions and now perhaps trillions of animals are sent to their deaths in the most cruel and disgusting ways. I am a vegetarian, VEGETARIANISM FOR THE WIN! So everyone reading this, do something useful with your life. Save an animal’s life and become a vegetarian, even if it’s only during the weekdays…
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4:11 pm
I am a half chinese/half white and I am extremely proud of my heritage. I would like to point out that there are very few places in China that eat dog. And claiming not to be a racist but to continuously bash and verbally rape a particular ethnic group, in this case the Chinese, makes you a racist without a doubt.
And just wondering, is this a legit Christian site?
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12:28 am
Dogs are very nutritious for astronauts, I am disappointed that NASA fails to notice this, and is also the reason why we haven’t put any more men (and only men because no girls allowed) on the moon. I for one welcome our future Chinese Overlords.
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6:51 am
I dont care a whole lot if a culture eats dogs or cats and raises, slaughters them humanely. What I DO have a problem with is the Chinese culture that pays poor africans and others to chase down and kill RHino, Elephants, Whales, Grizzly Bears, Tigers, and any other endangered species they can get their hands on, just so they can carfe more crappy ivory, or get what is basically cutaneous nothing from horns just to make tiny penisses harder, when Viagra is readily available. Only the most stubborn of idiotic people could do such a thing in a modern world. The Chinese also leave their driftnets all over the pacific, and they are predatory people that will suck every last resource on the planet dry. We will go to war with these people eventually over their relentless assault on resources. I respect their work ethic, and they’re about as bad as Americans when it comes to how they treat other countries, but their treatment of the natural and animal world is just abominable, and being only as bad as Americans is not good enough. The rest of the world need to beware of China.
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2:02 pm
You are an ignorant racist fool. I hope someone like you never has children. Please go diaf
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