ChristWire Boycott Forces Justin Bieber and Glee Record Sales Drop, Panicked Industry Hires Greyson Chance
For the last month, ChristWire and its associates have used the power of prayer and purchase to boycott the threats of Justin Bieber and Glee.
Our parenting council studies revealed how both of these bottled institutions represented a threat to the American family and morality in our children.
Investigative journalist Stephenson Billings has looked deep into Glee to reveal a latent homosexual agenda. Monitoring of Justin Bieber’s marketing techniques reveals a sexualized agenda, causing him to even team up with rapper Ludacris, Lady Gaga and Hot Topic, being pushed by a morally bankrupt Hollywood.
Our call to American parents to protest these two entities has caught traction nationwide, as both have experienced a massive decline in viewership and sales since we started this boycott.
This is great news and I want to personally thank each and every one of you from ChristWire ministries to our partners at American Family Association that made this happen.
As expected, the declining secular record industry is licking its wounds and already looking to replace Bieber. They know the power of our Christian boycott will feather out to secular families as well, and Bieber’s career is now in quick descent.
Last week we reported on a boy who made an internet sensation video on YouTube. His name is Greyson Chance. He sang a Lady Gaga song and had a Justin Bieber hairstyle. This child has already been signed by Interscope Records in a desperate move to not lose their teenage girl buyership and audience.
We will monitor Greyson and should his coming album be out of line, we will simply do what we did with Bieber and continue pray and find every wrong until parents see the only choice is to not buy their product.
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You have no influence in these people or anybody. Keep stroking yourself so you feel a little better but remember you have no real importance
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This is fantastic news! I am so happy America’s Christian parents have finally begun parenting again! We live in an era of unmitigated cruelty and sex! Thank the Lord that people like Scott are out there leading the fight!
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Correlation does not equal causation.
You have not yet boycotted Justin Bieber, so there is no event on this end.
Popularity in the top ten record charts fluctuates rapidly, so any event on that end is due to dozens of factors beside a single, loudmouthed, racist, misogynistic site that is more frequently visited by trolls and critics than by actual believers.
There is only one event here, and it is not due to you.
Pride is a sin. Taking credit where credit is not due is Pride.
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Science dork.
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Religious dumbass.
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So, I say something, you insult me. We in the debate team call that Ad Hominem, or a body hit. Targeting the speaker rather than the argument.
In other words, you’re still wrong.
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Listen friend, you believe yourself to be quite intelligent. You are not. You are just arrogant and obnoxious. I have to tell you this since no one else will. You try to use big words and back up your paragraphs with little science factoids, but you fail at FAITH! You have no clue about the big picture, how God intends all of us to live, what the point of life is. No, instead Woody wants to think about himself and girls and internet chat rooms and blah blah blah. You are really nothing in the eyes of most of the true Christians here. Sorry, but the truth hurts and the truth will set you free.
You are an imbecile.
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So, you’re saying that if I used smaller, less precise words and didn’t back up my statements with evidence, you’d believe me?
Wow, Billings. That’s… that’s just weird.
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Sorry to break it to you, but you’re not a true Christian. You’re a stupid hack.
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faith is not a prerequsit of being right. being right has something to do with saying what the facts say are true. faith does not magicaly make you right.
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i have to ask what the hell did beiber even do? because somehow i think that might have something to do with it. oh and the fact that glee to my knowledge have had quite negative reviews this season i think have quite a bigger impact that you guys do.
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His record sales have dropped because everyone already owns all his CDs. Funny how that works.
He’ll be back and bigger than ever with his next crap CD.
Has nothing to do with you, you silly people.
So silly..
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JUSTIN BIEBER IS EVIL?
AAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU PEOPLE ARE SUCH DICKS!
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They may be evil but goddamn little girl, you’ve got no Netiquette
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I wished for the sun to come out today and it did! See how powerful I am!
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“You are just arrogant and obnoxious.”
Pot, meet kettle.
“I have to tell you this since no one else will.”
No, you have to tell him that because everyone else agrees with him.
“You try to use big words and back up your paragraphs with little science factoids, but you fail at FAITH!”
Oh no!!! He fails at FAITH?!?!?!?! MAN THE LIFE BOATS!!!!!!!!!
“You are really nothing in the eyes of most of the true Christians here.”
Oh gosh, I’m sure he’s just devastated…
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[...] These producers are using this technique to also recruit boys, who think if they cut their hair like Justin Bieber and sing in prepubescent falsetto, they can also get record deals and woo girls to do unnatural things with their bodies. We see they will go as far as to make a child go “viral” and hired to Interscope Records after just one …. [...]
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