My fellow comrads
I regret to inform you that the Disney corporation has placed their little mouse paw too close to the line on this one. How dare they create a gay character on a childs’ game! Do they want their male offspring to become homosexual?!
What has happened to Disney? What has happened to the innocent child’s play that made Disney possible?
That’s just not right for them to want to convert all males who favor pixie games from Disney to be gay! That is just not quite right! The Lord Jesus Christ does not want to see that!