Does the Bible support slavery?

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May 12, 2010 4:41 pm8 comments

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Are you in the mood to buy yourself a nice slave? Are you wondering what the Bible has to say about this important decision? There are legal and moral considerations to be made on this huge and life changing choice that is before you. Let us discuss what the Bible has to say to you.http://supportedbythebible.wordpress.com/2010/05/11/bible-buy-own-slave/

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8 Comments

  • Chapter One: Whaw, I’m a Slave.
    Chapter Two: How To Get Over It.
    Chapter Three: How to give me your money…

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  • Why would you even ask this?

    Why would you look it up?

    Do you honestly think that God won’t notice?

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  • I hope God notices! I know he will be proud of me for reading his Word and bringing his message forth to the world!

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  • The Highwayman

    Okay. Yeah. Slaves.

    Fucking slavery now? Really?

    Sure, you get slaves. Then I’ll educate them, teach them to fire rifles, and introduce them to my good friends Karl Marx and Vladimir Lenin. See you in October.

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  • Not Retarded

    THIS WEBSITE IS FUCKING HILARIOUS

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  • I think you can purchase slaves from outside the community. I’ve lived stateside, but I live in Vancouver now. I am what is generically known as a Canadian (sort of like no-name-brand.)
    So if anyone is looking to buy any slaves, I’m certainly not ‘cheap & easy’, but rather ‘affordable & convenient’. Sort of like the dollar store of erotica.

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    • I don’t think its about a sex shop dollarama we talks here

      But for the answer yes the Bible condone slavery in OLD and NEW testament as well

      its also said that children slave is betetr than adult one and we can “abuse of them” and they have Nothing to said

      Is it Legal No

      is it moral Neither (since morality doenst elarn inside of religion)

      The one who created the Bible were actually a sadist slave owner and used the God to sell is satanist Book to christian worldwide and everyone Bought it

      when I said Religion Control the mass is a reality

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  • I live in the U.S.A., and I didn’t think that the Canadians or the Mexicans would make good slaves. But if it is God’s word it must be true! I think I will go with the Mexican because of the slow economy I cannot afford to keep a Canadian. Beans and burrito are cheaper than bacon. If Ibuy Mexican in couples and breed them, would I still follow God’s Holy word? Of course, they would be eterocouples, not homogays, and I would allow them to have intercourse only to give children to God and not just for sinning fun!

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