Harry Potter, Emma Watson Once Again Making Teens Think About S*x
Harry Potter is a dangerous movie series about witchcraft, blood cults and homosexuality. It is designed to corrupt the mind of children and make them comfortable with dark magic and fornicating with one another.
The stars of Harry Potter, a boy named Daniel Radcliffe (who allegedly posed nude in a movie) and Emma Watson (who purportedly revealed herself from behind her pantiedrawers to show off her naked secret place to entice more confused children on her 18th birthday), continue to find more ways to corrupt our nation’s youth.
As if the dangers and Satanic themes in Harry Potter were not danger enough, we have this Emma Watson and Daniel Radcliffe continually exposing themselves in national media. They say “Harry Potter” so children will turn an ear, then they reveal their naked bodies. They have used this tactic time and time again to corrupt children, as a means of using liberal s*x markets to peddle off their merchandise to kids who are pressured into premature relationships due to peer pressure (Exposed Emma Evidence 1, Exposed Emma Evidence 2). Harry Potter’s author, a man named J.K. Rorwling, should be put to the pyre.
So it should come as no surprise that as we continue to monitor the antics of Harry Potter associates, that Emma Watson has matriculated to Brown University. Here is the picture she apparently put in the new class register and I would not be surprised to see some vajazzling involved (Scott Grunhard has a law fellowship there, and confirms): Warning: Following is digital media featuring Harry Potter actress, Emma Watson, and a Brown University pose. Please immediately order all women/children to leave the room before praying then reviewing this image for your parenting/media alert group.
I find this image to be very offensive and anyone who would take such a picture for college has no place at Brown University. Young men go there to study, not got eyefuls of sick things like this. These clothing choices are no different than what kids see when they watch Harry Potter though, so really we should not be too surprised.
Let us hope and pray that the Dean’s board catches wind of who this Emma Watson is and request she kindly returns to England, so as to not distract young men at Brown from their studies with fornicated thoughts their bodies are not meant to have within.
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Author: Dan Nordgren
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9:02 pm
Well, I think that the Daniel boy is still underage so posing naked is kiddie porn and therefore illegal. The rest of the book series has been condemned by every respected CHristian group in the nation but I know many regular church-goers secretly read it in their homes. I just don’t understsnd how people can give lip service to religion and then go home and sin. It certainly underscores the need for a more vigilant Christian community where we are watching our brothers and particularly our sisters very closely. This sort of thing should not be permitted in any righteous family.
By the way, what sort of outfit is that little girl wearing? It looks like she’s been covered in pink cocktail napkins from a wedding. That’s not very nice.
Hot debate. What do you think?
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9:09 pm
I am disgusted by the entire thing. To think that there are parents out there who support this type of child exploitation is frightening.
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11:04 pm
In the uk someone who is 16 IS NOT underage so Dan did NOTHING WRONG in the play. He DID NOT write it. And Dan DID NOT have to appear naked HE CHOSE TO!
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11:32 am
In America we call that exhibitionism.
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3:17 am
and in the tolerant part of the world we call it art….wether it’s good art is up to personal taste. i for one no intrest what so ever in seeing a naked guy do anything but then again i’m not much for that kind of art anyway.
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8:46 pm
Well, he’s not in America now is he? P.S. Tell me how many boys actually go to college just to study? 80% of guys party in college. They think with their little men down below and don’t you dare tell me you didn’t either.
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7:31 am
well the america i live in is different then you fucked up fantasy america you live in
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2:51 am
“The rest of the book series has been condemned by every respected CHristian group in the nation ”
despite not haveing been read by one of them.
” I just don’t understsnd how people can give lip service to religion and then go home and sin.”
because you are all a bunch of hypocrites. you do it yourself we have pointed out repatedly but then you just refuse to listen.
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8:34 pm
I’ve watched the HP movies many, many times with my grandchildren. I have yet to see any nudity, implied nudity, homosexuality, Satanic rituals or Satanism…I have read the books many times as well, and have yet to read anything even remotely offensive or inflammatory against God, Christianity, or morality.
Only in America are people still puritanistic, ashamed of our bodies, ashamed of sex, ashamed of pregnancy…the rest of the world understands that God created these bodies in which our spirits reside, that they are scientifically and artistically representative of the awesomeness of the God who created us.
This kind of ugly, inflammatory hatred against Miss Watson only proves my point that many people need to repent from their intolerance of God’s diversity. Any time you carry ugliness and judgment in your heart against your neighbor, remember “Thou shalt not bear false witness.” Please review your Ten Commandments. Then review the first four books of the New Testament. Then start the process of ridding yourselves of your hatreds. God created these bodies as temples for our spirits, but unless and until you are pure of heart, He cannot reside with you. And I can guarantee you He loves Emma Watson as much as He loves anyone else He has created. Are you greater than God that you can condemn this young lady?
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9:25 pm
Radcliffe and watson are in their 20 so it’s not illegal but talking about kiddy porn Billings you sure know a lot about child porn do you ? do you have a lot of them in your computer ? I am sure you are the type of man doing that
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12:10 am
Are you people serious?
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11:31 pm
uh pretty sure POPE JOHN PAUL II openly said he LOVED the harry potter books, FOOL!
and i dare you to blaspheme and go against the POPE! you schismatic bastard
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1:47 pm
Hey Dan you mention Harry Potter promoting homosexuality, thats funny, you can’t look more like a bigger fag! And all you other freaks of nature, God will be judging your mindless comments and beliefs. Morons
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10:28 pm
Emma Watson is 20 years old. Dan is 21 years old. Rupert is 22 years old. None of them are technically children anymore. Many of their fans are also not children and can tell the difference between a high fashion editorial picture and one featuring sexual exploitation. The one above from Vanity Fair (a high fashion magazine) is the aforementioned type.
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10:50 pm
Uhm, is this a joke? First off J.K. Rowling the author of the Harry Potter series is a woman and Emma Watson did not take these photos for Brown University, its a photoshoot for Vanity Fair. Second off “who purportedly revealed herself from behind her pantiedrawers to show off her naked secret place to entice more confused children on her 18th birthday” when she turned 18 the paperazzi laid on the ground to take pictures up her dress, she didn’t do it on purpose and you should be hounding the paperazzi not the victom, they exploited her. For the last part of your article, could you get anymore sexist? We are not in the 20′s and 30′s where our ‘innocent’ young men can get easily side tracked from their studies by a woman, especially for a photoshoot that they no doubtly could care less about. If your so worried about our youth being corrupted then I suggest hounding real threats not the Harry Potter series and the film actors.
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12:12 am
Don’t get too mad. This is a satire site and these are trolling articles. If you go off your rocker, THE TROLLS WIN!!!
The entire world knows that J.K. Rowling is a woman (and that her last name is not Rorwling). A REAL site would not make a mistake like this.
The sad thing is, there’s actually people who believe in all of this. (The very people whom this site is satirizing.) If someone does wholeheartedly agree with the content of this site, (you know who you are) then may god save your close-minded, ignorant soul.
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11:01 pm
GO GABBY AND JENNA!! My thoughts exactly. I agree with both of you. And yes this writer should be going after the stupid paps. They are the stupidest thing out in our world today. They don’t understand the words ” don’t take my picture” then they go waaaa waaaaaa because they didn’t take the “victems” warning to stop and they got hit,pummeled or their camera fell and broke in a million peices. They are rediculous.
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2:56 am
damn that girl got hot.
about the article itself…. well that’s a nice bunch of lies and missinformation. you don’t know who wrote the books, what they are about, you condem people for papperazzi photos and once again you claim people in their puberty are not sexua´ly intrested under normal circumstance despite the fact that it’s siencetificaly proven that then is when it hits an all time high.
sorry most of us live in the real world maybe you should stop useing facts from fantasy jesus land?
still that girl sure is good loking by now… how the hell did i not notice?
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7:29 am
If she wasn’t dressed in such revealing clothing, the paparazzi would have nothing to show off would they?
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10:23 am
fair wnough any paperazzi picture taken of here is because she didn’t think things entirly through. but if i devoted my life to folowing you around with a camara what are the chances i will sooner or later find you in an akawrd position?
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7:37 am
I think you are probably the most unresearched writer in the world. Every single thing you said is completely false. Harry potter definately is not about “fornicating” seeing as none of the characters even kiss until they are 14 (which is a normal age for a first kiss), And nowhere else in the books do any characters go any further than that. I am catholic and there is nothing wrong with harry potter. You do realize it is a fiction book for children. Not only in the book do they speak of heaven (which you’d know if you picked up and read one, which judging on your lack of knowledge about the article you wrote, you did not), but they also are very pure and good children in this book. Now as for your “dark magic”, if you have not been living under a rock for the last ten years, you would realize that the ENTIRE series is about how bad and evil dark magic is and how the main character spends every book fighting it.
Some advice, If you’re going to post an opinion for the world to see, dont embarass yourself by knowing nothing of what you talk about.
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10:45 am
Harold Potters has a long history of corrupting our Nations youth. The first threat was Peganism (the worship of Satan) when Harris Potter skills a snake to for the “Dark Lord.”
Now, the Potters want to corrupt our youth with temptations of pubecent girlie-flesh.
This pronagraphy and satanic sacrifices must be stopped at any cost.
J.K. Potters is infecting out children.
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11:13 am
what is…. idon’t even…but…
…..jesus christ on a bicycle : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MRmxfLuNto&NR=1
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2:10 pm
Jesus rode donkies, young sir, NOT bicycles or unicycles or even motorcrost cycles. They did not have the technologiesfor two wheeled transport. Wheels were not invented until some time after Christs death.
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6:33 pm
even you history is awefully of. the wheel was invented long before jesus was born. they had carts back then. further more it is nothing more than an expresion meaning uter disbelif because as you pointed out it is rather unlikely.
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11:54 pm
Jesus neither condemned nor condoned any technological advancements, including (but not limited to):
The Wheel
Gravity
Armorpiercing shells
Star of David
The Abacus
And Slap-Chop
All these, we owe to Him.
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9:44 pm
wow merican sure is a troll and sure don,t know how to write
Wheel was invented WAY before Jesus existed.
As for Gravity it’s was like 1000 years after Jesus death and it’s was not invented it’s was discovered, what Jesus did only good action yet he did also bad action (anger is a sin by the way).
STar of david ( which techniclaly is not an invention but a jewish symbol ) was ther ebefore Jesus
On a side note Jesus used a lot of the wheel since he was a carpenter he needed it for his works ( as for the other invention I won’t talks about it since one is used in cooking other in alchemy)
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11:58 am
How many times we should tell you? J.K Rowlings is NOT a man!! She’s a woman!! Dumbass.
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12:26 pm
You people need to get a life, Emma is a very beautiful 20 year old woman, she isn’t into booze or drugs. The Harry Potter series is all about fighting evil not promoting it. Wake up and get your facts before opening your mouth. Notice even though I wanted to cuss you out I didn’t. I don’t think Emma has Pissed off God so give her a break…57 yr old dad and grandpa
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1:27 pm
Jesus!!!!
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3:06 pm
Guess what? Young WOMEN go to Brown too, you sexist. “Making teens think about sex” is an interest headline, seeing as teens don’t need help in that area if they’re normal. I’m just saying, when you were a teenager, I’m sure you thought about sex, it’s normal, don’t worry. I personally think that she looks cute in the picture, but I guess you can say filthy wench of satan too if you want…
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8:51 pm
“S*x”? Don’t worry, for it is not an offensive term. It stands for the mating and reproduction process of the human species, Homo Sapiens Sapiens. Just say it! Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sexy sex sex
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9:36 pm
Wow! This is really just incredible!
This is the stupidest and worthless piece of … (you get my meaning) I have ever read in a long time. At this time and age and you won’t even check your facts when they can be found all over the Internet! If you took the time and effort to find the photos for her unintended and entirely intrusive “up-skirt” shot, then you could have at least verified all those “tidbits” about the Potter movies and actors.
For instance, all of the “Potter Kids” are now adults (like, from two years ago), so if they choose to pose naked in whatever they want, they can do it and nobody can say anything to stop it. They are not “inviting” any kids to see them, is the parents that should be the ones to get their kids a better education and better pastimes (like reading a book or getting them off the Internet so they don’t come near sites like this…).
Also, this photo in particular is not anywhere near any brown register at all, is a photo shown in a magazine. (jejeje that you’re posting it here just leads more people to look at her [what are you doing looking for her pictures in Internet, eh?] Besides, She’s beautiful! …as all humans that are created to The Lord’s image are!).
Just get a life (and stop looking for Emma’s pictures!)
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6:26 am
Seriously. This is the biggest fail I’ve read in quite some time!
Dan Nordgren aims, fires, and scores epic-fails on all attempts, successful only in hitting himself. Revealing what a fearful, twisted, bitter and mindless person he really is. How can anyone take anything coming from someone scared of the word sex seriously? If this was satire from Monty Python it would be better written, probably a lot more factual and more to the point, honest.
Does the writer really feel less intimidated by the word sex, if the second letter is substituted with an asterisk? Or is this another attempt at reaching higher moral ground, by proving they don’t need words for parts of life and nature, and bodily functions they feel uncomfortable talking about?
Reminds me of the ostrich, if it can’t see you then obviously you can’t see it.
You are the ones corrupting your nations youth, obfuscating truth and reason, denying them their human right to think for themselves, experience and eventualy see the bigger picture, forcing others to blindly adhere to your inhibitions and gnarled moral perspectives.
Dan, This whole, “text” reeks of failure, shame, jealousy and thoughtless fear. shame on you for thinking the rest of us are as bitter, scared and homophobic as yourself.
Your desperate attempts at attacking people and concepts you obviously can’t grasp, your fears of what you don’t seem to understand, and are being denied/refusing to being part of, only illustrates, amplifies and punctuates your own shortcomings as a reasonable, thinking human being.
And from the author’s obsession with young men and boys it looks like someone needs to crawl out from their own damned closet.
I’m thinking the world would be a better place with people like you on the pyre,
thing is, the rest of us doesn’t think like you do and wouldn’t ever resort to such a measure.
Didn’t your parents teach you to think before opening your mouth? Or were they too busy beating demons out of you?
And for your information, JK Rowling is a woman.
In short, your words tell us more about you than they do of the subjects you try to describe.
No amount of your praying will save you from the damnation you blindly blanket yourself with. God only helps those whom help themselves and you sir, are doing quite the opposite. Open your eyes to the world you live in you frightened little child and you might learn something one day, perhaps eventualy even find the salvation you so desperately seek.
Sincerely and with best wishes. Christer from Norway
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8:26 am
I am truly glad to see so many other people think this author has his head up his butt and has no ides what he is talking about. I guess he never has sex as a young man. Sweep off your own back step and clean the skeletons out of your closet before condemning someone else. Oh, and please don’t give us any holier than thou crap, no mortal man is a saint.
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10:36 am
Hey dipshit…. As a former teen myself I can assure you that all teens think about sex.
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4:35 pm
Is this website real? or is it a joke website of some kind? Cause this shit is ridiculous!
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9:12 pm
Everyone has gone into much better detail than I could about the factual errors present in this article and even some of the comments, but I wanted to add something: What the Hell does “pantiedrawers” even mean? Seriously, combining two words for underwear should make it twice as offensive to you racist, homophobic pricks, not half as offensive. Or am I not following the right train of “special” logic?
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8:55 pm
Pantydrawers isn’t even a word. By not reading or doing any further research (because apparently he and his friends have had way too many book burning parties out in the back yard), he has to invent words so that his IQ appears better than lukewarm.
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11:27 pm
This is the most goddamn retarded thing I’ve ever seen. Whoever makes this site is a racist white supremacist asshole prick I’ve ever heard of. They obviously have an unnecessarily strong opposition to women attending college, which is absolute and utter bullshit. Whoever is responsible for the mental deficiency-induced delirium that is the basis for the articles on this site can stick my cock in their mouth and suck on it until my poisonous liberal cum coats their perfect Christian throats.
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11:46 pm
She sure looks good in that picture.
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6:52 pm
I wish this was a joke. Hiding people from the truth of what is out there does nothing. If you want to teach your ‘fellow Christians’ to be moral, show them what right and wrong is so they have an understanding and can then in turn decide the path they wish to take. Simply because something exists does not mean you need to partake but you can stop spending so much of your time condemning things which really are more a matter of preference than anything else. If, for instance, all the people rallying around so worried about sex would simply say what it is without making it a big deal… guess what? It probably wouldn’t be one because really it shouldn’t be. All the time saved could be spent doing productive things, actually focusing on matters that are issues such as working with those who may be struggling or volunteering.
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12:59 am
this is satirical website, calm down peoples.
youtube > charlie the unicorn.
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2:55 pm
Fuck your god and your religion
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6:04 pm
So, I wonder how many times the author, Dan, “shook dice” to the Emma Watson pics. I had to clean up my monitor a few times… within a span of ten minutes. I’m gifted.
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11:11 pm
I dont understand why all these crazy christians feel it is their right to impose their beliefs on the rest of the logical world. If you dont believe in or like something you have the right to not support it. Or better yet just dont ley YOUR kids go see the movies. And if there is a GOD and we all are sinners for watching Harry Potter then he will judge us, NOT YOU!
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1:25 pm
I have seen every HP movie and there are no sex scenes. It’s a big deal when Harry kisses his girlfriend!
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3:53 pm
I came here searching for some good christian articles and see you are posting also these kind of images which can lead people to lust more than being strong in christ.I came on site while searching about getting off from mastrurbation instead of Turned on looking emma watson and other pics u posted.
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4:49 pm
so being a christian means i just bitch about stuff that doesn’t concern me?
cause that’s all ive read here
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1:12 am
You all know that this website is nothing but satire, right? Don’t waste your energy getting angry over any of this. It’s ALL fake.
Lol.
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8:10 am
Actually, it’s not. There are some knuckleheads who post nonsese in the public ureport but otherwise, there is nothing funny about a lot of these things. For instance, the incidence of sex scenes in these movies designed for kids. There is nothing funny about this subject and these films need to be blocked from theaters.
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6:53 am
GOD DOESNT EXIST YOU TWATS
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12:29 am
LOL.
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12:33 am
Well, emma watson is hot as f***
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3:02 pm
kwEibQ thanx mike
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10:56 pm
Yes yes, men do send your wives and children (the very people who keep and hold you accountable) out of the room so you can drool and commit mental adultery over these pictures. Didn’t think about that one did you? If you are so concerned with Christian morals and are seeking to uphold them, then what makes you think that getting a man alone with these pictures that you have deemed so inappropriate, is a good idea? Wouldn’t it make more sense for the women to be the only ones in the room, praying for the situation?
I swear, this article is a load of BS. I am all for modesty, but I can almost guarantee that two of the three pictures presented were accidents… as for the pink outfit one, I can also guarantee that she didn’t turn that into her college as her “photo of the year.”
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11:10 pm
Next time you take a picture and lie about its origins, remove the watermark.
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1:07 am
Um, excuse me, J.K Rowling is a WOMAN, not a man. And Harry Potter does not promote witchcraft, blood cults, and homosexuality, it is a fictional tale of an alternate world meant to entertain those who like to read, and nothing more.
If you have enough sense to know that it is a work of fiction, then you are in no danger. If you actually believe it, then, well…you’re just a moron.
By the way, how on earth could it promote homosexuality? If I am remembering correctly, every character in the book is straight and dating or already married…
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1:10 am
If they believe that the bible is to be taken seriously… why not HP?
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11:12 pm
True, true.
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11:34 pm
fantasy is fantasy
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