Help The Police Catch Mexicans
Our families are in great danger. The source: sneaking Mexicans.
Did you know that only every 43 minutes, an unsuspecting American family is approached and then accosted by a stray Mexican?
To add to these alarming figures, many of these poor, mangy wretches may have rabies and drug habits, leading to their reddened eyes and stoic stares without saying a word, only motioning to purses or wallets.
I am very scared of stray Mexicans and you should feel the same way too. It is a sad shame that they get lost out of their country and come to ours. Today America has a major problem with drugs, pollution and urban decadence: it is no coincidence that the more Mexicans who sneak into our nation, the more these numbers increase.
The Mexicans know not what they do: they cannot help it that they carry Swine Flu plague and the revenge of Montezuma flu, which can kill you or your family dead. They cannot grasp why we must have them leave our country.
So it is up to us to help them get out of our country. Here is a picture of a car of a Mexican, which several American young men helped label for our local police. It has been clearly labeled in American, and what the car contains, so the police can help these Mexicans back to their own country.
It is tough but it must done for, for our safety and the sake of the Mexicans. The other resorts would be internment camps or worse, which is just not a nice way to do things. So let us help deport the Mexicans to their home country, as President Ronald Reagan demanded only 20 years ago.
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Author: Abe
If you don't like what you just read here you can just get out of my country. Now how about that smart-alack.
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3:58 pm
errfff No because a Bunch of american are being Racist I woN,t help you while you can actually decrease the internal crimes
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4:29 pm
86% of all crime is commited by 57% of immigrants. It’s just science…
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5:21 pm
wow, so the rest of the races in america only commit 14% of all the crime in merica? boy?
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9:54 pm
Why so xenophobic? If you really want to HELP them, you wouldn’t do it by deporting them, instead, americans that hate mexicans, should hel Mexico out as a country, so that mexicans don’t have to leave their country for money, if they came to america once, they can do it lots of times
*If they had the same opportunities that americans have, they wouldnt be criminals, They come to america to work, they can be criminals in mexico, and it would be way easier for them with the mexican corrupted police
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9:38 am
Hey, dorks, this is a satire news site.
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10:17 am
Sumpm says:
May 2, 2010 at 9:38 am
Hey, dorks, this is a satire news site.
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^^^^^lies lies lies YEAH!^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
You just shut your sin-hole, you SATANIC MINION! How dare you even think about libeling this holy, ANGEL INSPIRED website! This is an oasis of Godliness in the hell-pit of the internet, and neither your LIES nor your MASTER (SATAN) will stop the TRUTH from being told!
Get thee behind me, Satan’s Puppet! Unless you are a homogay, then keep thyself where I can see you and keep your hands unto thine own pockets!
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3:46 pm
I have no doubt that Andy Walkswitmee is a follower of satan…you’re probably part of Legion, this website is FUCKED UP.
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4:27 pm
I want to see Sumpm’s papers! Sounds like a Christ-hattin SOCIALIST to me…
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4:36 pm
DO yuou really Know what is socialist and communist Merican ?? I bet 10 Buck you don,t even Know why does it,s work perfectly with other country and you are in a Recession HMMM I wonder
you know that there is 2 part in a communism ideology yet everyone forgot the second part of it
the share of wealth and the share of work
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3:40 pm
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU! Is this really a Christian writing this posts…I doubt it and whoever the hell wrote this is for sure going to burn in hell and I hope with all my heart that you do.
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10:20 am
I tried leaving a comment from my droid earlier, but anyway earlier today I saw several illegals standing around and called the police. I waited and within five minutes, they ran when they saw the two police cars and they managed to catch three of them. I’ll keep doing my part.
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12:30 am
Stop telling them it’s a satirical site! It’s much, much funnier when they rage!
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9:55 pm
Abe, What a messed up childhood you must have had. I don’t even think this is real. It’s absolute entertainment to me either way. Keep being inbred and I’ll keep reading.
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2:56 pm
I saw two Latinos mowing the lawn on WalMart property, and right next to them leaning against a pole was a middle-aged white man holding up a sign that said, “Need a job.” I thought it was mighty ironic that he wants a job, yet he REFUSED to approach the owner of the landscaping company about a job mowing lawns and working outside in the extreme heat all summer! He told me because I asked him…..”So, basically you want a job, but you don’t want to work?” He said Yes. I am as American as American pie….I know that Anglo-Saxons are running scared right now because now more than ever we American born Latinos are educated, registered to vote and we are using our POWER! We are coming up the ranks and you don’t like that your standing in this country is now in danger! YOU are the first real illegal immigrants so go back to Europe! Oh wait…even Europe won’t take you because you would be considered an immigrant there too!
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4:26 pm
Oh and by the way ABE, while you’re busy bashing the “Mexicans” go ahead and pull together THOUSANDS of what you may consider “good ol’ Americans” to go to Iraq and Afghanistan to take the place of LATINO men and women fighting for YOUR right to spew this poison. You are a hate-monger and you hide behind your religion and try to justify your off-the-path views and actions with the Bible. SHAME ON YOU.
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1:20 am
hahaha i’d love to get the CHAN into this. … do you think God was a racist? would Jesus really type something like this?
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