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	<title>Comments on: How To Spot A Masturbator</title>
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		<title>By: Thiefenz</title>
		<link>http://christwire.org/2010/05/how-to-spot-a-masturbator/#comment-212747</link>
		<dc:creator>Thiefenz</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Dec 2011 07:49:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>how to spot a masturbator: if they are over the age of 14, they probably masturbate</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>how to spot a masturbator: if they are over the age of 14, they probably masturbate</p>
<p>Praise or Condemn: <img style="padding: 0px; border: none; cursor: pointer;" onmouseover="this.width=this.width*1.3" onmouseout="this.width=this.width/1.2" id="up-212747" src="http://christwire.org/wp-content/plugins/comment-rating/images/2_14_up.png" alt="Thumb up" onclick="javascript:ckratingKarma('212747', 'add', 'christwire.org/wp-content/plugins/comment-rating/', '2_14_');" title="" /> <span id="karma-212747-up" style="font-size:12px; color:#009933;">1</span>&nbsp;<img style="padding: 0px; border: none; cursor: pointer;" onmouseover="this.width=this.width*1.3" onmouseout="this.width=this.width/1.2" id="down-212747" src="http://christwire.org/wp-content/plugins/comment-rating/images/2_14_down.png" alt="Thumb down" onclick="javascript:ckratingKarma('212747', 'subtract', 'christwire.org/wp-content/plugins/comment-rating/', '2_14_')" title="" /> <span id="karma-212747-down" style="font-size:12px; color:#990033;">0</span></p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>By: Thiefenz</title>
		<link>http://christwire.org/2010/05/how-to-spot-a-masturbator/#comment-212746</link>
		<dc:creator>Thiefenz</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Dec 2011 07:44:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I don&#039;t remember the bible saying anything about it</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t remember the bible saying anything about it</p>
<p>Praise or Condemn: <img style="padding: 0px; border: none; cursor: pointer;" onmouseover="this.width=this.width*1.3" onmouseout="this.width=this.width/1.2" id="up-212746" src="http://christwire.org/wp-content/plugins/comment-rating/images/2_14_up.png" alt="Thumb up" onclick="javascript:ckratingKarma('212746', 'add', 'christwire.org/wp-content/plugins/comment-rating/', '2_14_');" title="" /> <span id="karma-212746-up" style="font-size:12px; color:#009933;">0</span>&nbsp;<img style="padding: 0px; border: none; cursor: pointer;" onmouseover="this.width=this.width*1.3" onmouseout="this.width=this.width/1.2" id="down-212746" src="http://christwire.org/wp-content/plugins/comment-rating/images/2_14_down.png" alt="Thumb down" onclick="javascript:ckratingKarma('212746', 'subtract', 'christwire.org/wp-content/plugins/comment-rating/', '2_14_')" title="" /> <span id="karma-212746-down" style="font-size:12px; color:#990033;">0</span></p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>By: Thiefenz</title>
		<link>http://christwire.org/2010/05/how-to-spot-a-masturbator/#comment-212745</link>
		<dc:creator>Thiefenz</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Dec 2011 07:41:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I laughed for three hours</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I laughed for three hours</p>
<p>Praise or Condemn: <img style="padding: 0px; border: none; cursor: pointer;" onmouseover="this.width=this.width*1.3" onmouseout="this.width=this.width/1.2" id="up-212745" src="http://christwire.org/wp-content/plugins/comment-rating/images/2_14_up.png" alt="Thumb up" onclick="javascript:ckratingKarma('212745', 'add', 'christwire.org/wp-content/plugins/comment-rating/', '2_14_');" title="" /> <span id="karma-212745-up" style="font-size:12px; color:#009933;">0</span>&nbsp;<img style="padding: 0px; border: none; cursor: pointer;" onmouseover="this.width=this.width*1.3" onmouseout="this.width=this.width/1.2" id="down-212745" src="http://christwire.org/wp-content/plugins/comment-rating/images/2_14_down.png" alt="Thumb down" onclick="javascript:ckratingKarma('212745', 'subtract', 'christwire.org/wp-content/plugins/comment-rating/', '2_14_')" title="" /> <span id="karma-212745-down" style="font-size:12px; color:#990033;">0</span></p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>By: Albert Toppers</title>
		<link>http://christwire.org/2010/05/how-to-spot-a-masturbator/#comment-209945</link>
		<dc:creator>Albert Toppers</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2011 02:58:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It&#039;s tragic that Dr. Billings&#039; own comment on his own article has been &quot;hidden due to low comment rating.&quot;  How does our Church combat the unholy scourage on our holy site?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s tragic that Dr. Billings&#8217; own comment on his own article has been &#8220;hidden due to low comment rating.&#8221;  How does our Church combat the unholy scourage on our holy site?</p>
<p>Praise or Condemn: <img style="padding: 0px; border: none; cursor: pointer;" onmouseover="this.width=this.width*1.3" onmouseout="this.width=this.width/1.2" id="up-209945" src="http://christwire.org/wp-content/plugins/comment-rating/images/2_14_up.png" alt="Thumb up" onclick="javascript:ckratingKarma('209945', 'add', 'christwire.org/wp-content/plugins/comment-rating/', '2_14_');" title="" /> <span id="karma-209945-up" style="font-size:12px; color:#009933;">1</span>&nbsp;<img style="padding: 0px; border: none; cursor: pointer;" onmouseover="this.width=this.width*1.3" onmouseout="this.width=this.width/1.2" id="down-209945" src="http://christwire.org/wp-content/plugins/comment-rating/images/2_14_down.png" alt="Thumb down" onclick="javascript:ckratingKarma('209945', 'subtract', 'christwire.org/wp-content/plugins/comment-rating/', '2_14_')" title="" /> <span id="karma-209945-down" style="font-size:12px; color:#990033;">1</span></p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>By: Ad Hominem</title>
		<link>http://christwire.org/2010/05/how-to-spot-a-masturbator/#comment-209133</link>
		<dc:creator>Ad Hominem</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Dec 2011 22:38:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I am with you, Ryan, I make an oath to Jesus Christ my Savior that if I ever find the heretic Steven Billings (if that is his real name) that I will kill him for his sins and crimes against God. I know this is a parody site, but that essentially makes it more evil. Billings, this is the modern age. I can find you. You WILL come out with the truth about how you really don&#039;t believe in God and want to push people away from Christianity or I WILL kill you.Three options,

1. Truth
2. Suicide
3. Murder

Two scenarios you will die, one you will live. Your choice mister Billings. 

(I am aware that it is a sin to kill)
( I Believe it would be more of a sin to let this man live.)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am with you, Ryan, I make an oath to Jesus Christ my Savior that if I ever find the heretic Steven Billings (if that is his real name) that I will kill him for his sins and crimes against God. I know this is a parody site, but that essentially makes it more evil. Billings, this is the modern age. I can find you. You WILL come out with the truth about how you really don&#8217;t believe in God and want to push people away from Christianity or I WILL kill you.Three options,</p>
<p>1. Truth<br />
2. Suicide<br />
3. Murder</p>
<p>Two scenarios you will die, one you will live. Your choice mister Billings. </p>
<p>(I am aware that it is a sin to kill)<br />
( I Believe it would be more of a sin to let this man live.)</p>
<p>Praise or Condemn: <img style="padding: 0px; border: none; cursor: pointer;" onmouseover="this.width=this.width*1.3" onmouseout="this.width=this.width/1.2" id="up-209133" src="http://christwire.org/wp-content/plugins/comment-rating/images/2_14_up.png" alt="Thumb up" onclick="javascript:ckratingKarma('209133', 'add', 'christwire.org/wp-content/plugins/comment-rating/', '2_14_');" title="" /> <span id="karma-209133-up" style="font-size:12px; color:#009933;">0</span>&nbsp;<img style="padding: 0px; border: none; cursor: pointer;" onmouseover="this.width=this.width*1.3" onmouseout="this.width=this.width/1.2" id="down-209133" src="http://christwire.org/wp-content/plugins/comment-rating/images/2_14_down.png" alt="Thumb down" onclick="javascript:ckratingKarma('209133', 'subtract', 'christwire.org/wp-content/plugins/comment-rating/', '2_14_')" title="" /> <span id="karma-209133-down" style="font-size:12px; color:#990033;">0</span></p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>By: OneHotNight.com</title>
		<link>http://christwire.org/2010/05/how-to-spot-a-masturbator/#comment-207306</link>
		<dc:creator>OneHotNight.com</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 22:12:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I belive masturbation is Better with lots of Sex Toys !!

http://OneHotNight.com</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I belive masturbation is Better with lots of Sex Toys !!</p>
<p><a href="http://OneHotNight.com" rel="nofollow">http://OneHotNight.com</a></p>
<p>Praise or Condemn: <img style="padding: 0px; border: none; cursor: pointer;" onmouseover="this.width=this.width*1.3" onmouseout="this.width=this.width/1.2" id="up-207306" src="http://christwire.org/wp-content/plugins/comment-rating/images/2_14_up.png" alt="Thumb up" onclick="javascript:ckratingKarma('207306', 'add', 'christwire.org/wp-content/plugins/comment-rating/', '2_14_');" title="" /> <span id="karma-207306-up" style="font-size:12px; color:#009933;">1</span>&nbsp;<img style="padding: 0px; border: none; cursor: pointer;" onmouseover="this.width=this.width*1.3" onmouseout="this.width=this.width/1.2" id="down-207306" src="http://christwire.org/wp-content/plugins/comment-rating/images/2_14_down.png" alt="Thumb down" onclick="javascript:ckratingKarma('207306', 'subtract', 'christwire.org/wp-content/plugins/comment-rating/', '2_14_')" title="" /> <span id="karma-207306-down" style="font-size:12px; color:#990033;">0</span></p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>By: Adam Nelson.</title>
		<link>http://christwire.org/2010/05/how-to-spot-a-masturbator/#comment-206296</link>
		<dc:creator>Adam Nelson.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2011 08:57:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I disagree with the imagery of a chronic masturbator. I mean I myself masturbate almost every 30 minutes to hot men, but I look NOTHING like that.  I don&#039;t wear hats....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I disagree with the imagery of a chronic masturbator. I mean I myself masturbate almost every 30 minutes to hot men, but I look NOTHING like that.  I don&#8217;t wear hats&#8230;.</p>
<p>Praise or Condemn: <img style="padding: 0px; border: none; cursor: pointer;" onmouseover="this.width=this.width*1.3" onmouseout="this.width=this.width/1.2" id="up-206296" src="http://christwire.org/wp-content/plugins/comment-rating/images/2_14_up.png" alt="Thumb up" onclick="javascript:ckratingKarma('206296', 'add', 'christwire.org/wp-content/plugins/comment-rating/', '2_14_');" title="" /> <span id="karma-206296-up" style="font-size:12px; color:#009933;">0</span>&nbsp;<img style="padding: 0px; border: none; cursor: pointer;" onmouseover="this.width=this.width*1.3" onmouseout="this.width=this.width/1.2" id="down-206296" src="http://christwire.org/wp-content/plugins/comment-rating/images/2_14_down.png" alt="Thumb down" onclick="javascript:ckratingKarma('206296', 'subtract', 'christwire.org/wp-content/plugins/comment-rating/', '2_14_')" title="" /> <span id="karma-206296-down" style="font-size:12px; color:#990033;">0</span></p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>By: atheistsrock96</title>
		<link>http://christwire.org/2010/05/how-to-spot-a-masturbator/#comment-204472</link>
		<dc:creator>atheistsrock96</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Dec 2011 02:56:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>dude, reading this simply kills me! hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>dude, reading this simply kills me! hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah</p>
<p>Praise or Condemn: <img style="padding: 0px; border: none; cursor: pointer;" onmouseover="this.width=this.width*1.3" onmouseout="this.width=this.width/1.2" id="up-204472" src="http://christwire.org/wp-content/plugins/comment-rating/images/2_14_up.png" alt="Thumb up" onclick="javascript:ckratingKarma('204472', 'add', 'christwire.org/wp-content/plugins/comment-rating/', '2_14_');" title="" /> <span id="karma-204472-up" style="font-size:12px; color:#009933;">0</span>&nbsp;<img style="padding: 0px; border: none; cursor: pointer;" onmouseover="this.width=this.width*1.3" onmouseout="this.width=this.width/1.2" id="down-204472" src="http://christwire.org/wp-content/plugins/comment-rating/images/2_14_down.png" alt="Thumb down" onclick="javascript:ckratingKarma('204472', 'subtract', 'christwire.org/wp-content/plugins/comment-rating/', '2_14_')" title="" /> <span id="karma-204472-down" style="font-size:12px; color:#990033;">0</span></p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>By: Cake</title>
		<link>http://christwire.org/2010/05/how-to-spot-a-masturbator/#comment-200529</link>
		<dc:creator>Cake</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Nov 2011 03:27:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Even though I know it&#039;s fake, it still gets me.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Even though I know it&#8217;s fake, it still gets me.</p>
<p>Praise or Condemn: <img style="padding: 0px; border: none; cursor: pointer;" onmouseover="this.width=this.width*1.3" onmouseout="this.width=this.width/1.2" id="up-200529" src="http://christwire.org/wp-content/plugins/comment-rating/images/2_14_up.png" alt="Thumb up" onclick="javascript:ckratingKarma('200529', 'add', 'christwire.org/wp-content/plugins/comment-rating/', '2_14_');" title="" /> <span id="karma-200529-up" style="font-size:12px; color:#009933;">0</span>&nbsp;<img style="padding: 0px; border: none; cursor: pointer;" onmouseover="this.width=this.width*1.3" onmouseout="this.width=this.width/1.2" id="down-200529" src="http://christwire.org/wp-content/plugins/comment-rating/images/2_14_down.png" alt="Thumb down" onclick="javascript:ckratingKarma('200529', 'subtract', 'christwire.org/wp-content/plugins/comment-rating/', '2_14_')" title="" /> <span id="karma-200529-down" style="font-size:12px; color:#990033;">0</span></p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>By: Cake</title>
		<link>http://christwire.org/2010/05/how-to-spot-a-masturbator/#comment-200492</link>
		<dc:creator>Cake</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Nov 2011 02:38:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Surely if God knows everything, then he would have found a way to make it impossible? Either that or he really doesn&#039;t care about you whacking one off.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Surely if God knows everything, then he would have found a way to make it impossible? Either that or he really doesn&#8217;t care about you whacking one off.</p>
<p>Praise or Condemn: <img style="padding: 0px; border: none; cursor: pointer;" onmouseover="this.width=this.width*1.3" onmouseout="this.width=this.width/1.2" id="up-200492" src="http://christwire.org/wp-content/plugins/comment-rating/images/2_14_up.png" alt="Thumb up" onclick="javascript:ckratingKarma('200492', 'add', 'christwire.org/wp-content/plugins/comment-rating/', '2_14_');" title="" /> <span id="karma-200492-up" style="font-size:12px; color:#009933;">0</span>&nbsp;<img style="padding: 0px; border: none; cursor: pointer;" onmouseover="this.width=this.width*1.3" onmouseout="this.width=this.width/1.2" id="down-200492" src="http://christwire.org/wp-content/plugins/comment-rating/images/2_14_down.png" alt="Thumb down" onclick="javascript:ckratingKarma('200492', 'subtract', 'christwire.org/wp-content/plugins/comment-rating/', '2_14_')" title="" /> <span id="karma-200492-down" style="font-size:12px; color:#990033;">0</span></p>]]></content:encoded>
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