Islamic Terrorists Attempt to Bomb South Park Offices in Times Square
Quick thinking police thwarted an attempted Islamic terrorist attack against the controversial “South Park” cartoon show and its media parent company, Viacom, Inc. on Saturday night. The act was in retaliation for an episode in which Colorado cartoonists Matt Parker and Trey Stone depicted the Islamic prophet Mohammed in a bear costume mucking it up with several regular members of the comedy show. Arabs find any visual illustration of their religious leader a disastrous offense and because of their peculiarly sensitive personalities, they often make death threats against cartoonists in an attempt to embellish their manhood. Security at all offices of the Viacom company had been beefed up recently due to these security concerns.
Early Saturday evening, a dark Ford SUV with Connecticut license plates parked in front of the offices of Viacom located at 1515 Broadway and 45th Street. One could just imagine the type of irate man, shouting obscenities and making foreign-looking hand gestures, who then exited the truck (is an SUV a truck or a car? I am not quite sure) and ran off into a crowd that included theatergoers, tourists and homosexuals. A patrolman spotted this climatic scene and bravely approached the vehicle. It reportedly contained an improvised explosive device, like those Al Qaeda’s trains its young members to build in their Afghani training camps. The bomb was smoking and its red blinking timer had only seconds to go when the policeman dove through the vehicle window and ripped a red wire from the detonator with his bare teeth. A crowd of onlookers who were en route to such popular Broadway shows as The Lion King and Cats cheered as the heroic act was in progress. Billionaire Obama supporter Oprah Winfrey, also in the area, did not stop to witness the courage but instead carried on her way to see “Behanding in Spokane”, starring Hollywood icon Christopher Walken. Popular restaurant TGI Friday’s also had to be closed as a security precaution.
The South Park program has been known to court controversy for ratings. In the past, they have viciously attacked Christians, scientologists and mormons but have so far stayed away from any frontal idolatry against the Middle East’s most popular religion. That all changed a few weeks ago when details of an upcoming episode leaked into the blogosphere prompting one radical Arab group based in Brooklyn, New York to make visual and offensive death threats against the show’s creators. Their pronouncements were reminiscent of the Muslim world’s condemnation of writer Salman Rushdie and the cartoonists of Denmark. Revolution Islam, the group behind the threats, is headed by a Jewish man named Joseph Cohen, now known as “Yousef Al-Khattab” who cast aside the religion of his ancestors to join the mujahideen. The overweight Brooklyn ex-Jew is currently under investigation by the FBI.
Revolution Islam has yet to claim responsibility for the failed terrorist attack attempt but I do not think it would be premature to say these types of people should be rounded up and held without trial. How much longer can the good people of the United States of America put up with such hate and stupidity, such degeneracy and perversion? Why must all this political correctness prevent us from doing what any decent, moral society would do? Why should we tolerate these dark-souled terrorists on our soil any longer? Close the borders for good, I say. Close the borders and round up the terrorists on the CIA’s long list of no-fly hoodlums. The good people of this country are FED UP! Our soldiers are dying on those Arab sands, our economy is bankrupt, people are afraid to fly, let alone leave their homes without a gun. It’s about time Obama shows us that he is indeed a man and not a socialist puppet trying to steal health care from the elderly to fund abortion for teens and illegals. Why is that so hard for everyone but Governor Sarah Palin to figure out? The people are marching, they are voting, they are gathering in the spirit of our Founding Fathers in Tea Parties in the great farmlands and small towns of this country, representing every type and stripe of American heartland wisdom. I realize I am risking my life to say this, but Mr. Obama should do the right thing here and arrest everyone or else he is no friend of freedom.
http://gothamist.com/2010/05/01/times_square_closed_after_police_fi.php
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1:45 am
no body else is reporting that this is linked to south park
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12:48 am
Probably has something to do with the fact that SOUTH PARK STUDIOS ARE BASED IN CULVER CITY CALIFORNIA NOT NEW YORK it’s more likely they were trying for some televangelists PO box tax dodge “CHURCH” that a 10 man animation studio
plus It wasn’t Muslim terrorists and they already got the guy
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1:48 am
Don’t ever seen good God loving Christians do things like that. These towel heads are insane!!
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5:22 am
IRA. ‘Nuff said.
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8:52 am
towel heads? you are fuckin ignorant……. i guess whenever a white man kills someone, i should assume all white people kill people… not everyone who wears “a towel” on their heads is a terrorist.. dumb fuck. pure stupidity at its finest
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3:53 pm
Tim Mcveigh
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4:45 pm
McVey was a Muslim sent from Kenya.
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7:41 pm
Yeah……OR he was a white Irish-Catholic kid from Pendleton, NY. Definitely one or the other…
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1:51 am
We need to nuke Iran.
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2:15 am
You know, if we would return to worshiping the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob, and quit serving the Gods of 7.62 billion mindsets. Then we could stand up to these Infidels and command them to believe In Jesus or Leave and Go back to their Muslim, Islams countries.
And If the refuse Have a war. Who have we become do we not remember how Jesus treated those who defiled His Church. How Long will we stand by and Allow our Spiritual Life to be ridiculed and Attacked by these people?
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11:08 am
Where the hell is south park linked to this, plus they have no idea it was islamic terrorists, it could completely be domestic evangelical christians mad at the fact that this country is not following their goals.
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12:07 pm
Oh for fucks sake people. ‘Ripped it out with his teeth with seconds to go’? ‘Dove through the car window’? That sounds like the shitty script to a shitty Lethal Weapon sequel/ The fucking bomb squad deactivated the shit. It was a street vendor telling a mounted officer that found this. You people are masculating yourselves, and you sound all the more shitheaded because of it. Realize the truth. YOU. ARE. NOT. IMPRESSIVE. Or intimidating.
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3:55 pm
I think I’d like to go read this article “Is It Ok For My Christian Daughter To Masturbate?”
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3:57 pm
“Revolution Islam has yet to claim responsibility for the failed terrorist attack attempt but I do not think it would be premature to say these types of people should be rounded up and held without trial.”
So basically you’re making this up and hold no value to the Constitution of the United States.
PLEASE tell me this site is a joke. If so, well done! If not, I’ll see you all in Hell and boy howdy are you guys gonna be surprised.
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8:32 pm
“…How much longer can the good people of the United States of America put up with such hate and stupidity…”, This has to be the most ironic statement I’ve read on Christwire.org, thus far!
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10:32 pm
my favorite part “A crowd of onlookers who were en route to such popular Broadway shows as The Lion King and Cats cheered as the heroic act was in progress.” Hahahahaha Cats!
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1:17 pm
Viacom’s offices are two blocks away from times square. There is no evidence at the time of the writing of this article that this was anything but domestic insanity. A store owner alerted the police to a suspicious vehicle. These are just the holes I picked up with a cursory glance.
Bearing false witness (in other words, lying) is against the rules of both journalism and the church. This means you are either an incompetent writer and a bad Christian or you just live your life without a glimmer of a clue.
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1:23 pm
Listen here, I don’t need to be told how to live my life by some self-avowed pervert with too much practice perverting the words of the Bible. Don’t try to be so superior you can tell me what to do and think, for surely I have far more intellect than you can ever hope to possess. Your nonsense is as infuriating as it is wrongheaded. We are fighting a global battle against Islamic Terrorism. These people hate the very freedom you and I enjoy to write and read such things. The fact that you want to harass me and steal that freedom away makes me wonder what side you really are on. If you are indeed a fanatic, then it all makes sense and your point is utterly invalid. Stop the hate!
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2:24 pm
“Listen here, I don’t need to be told how to live my life by”
And WE don’t need to be told how to live our lives by YOU.
“Don’t try to be so superior you can tell me what to do and think”
See above.
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2:33 pm
The princess of potty mouth speaks!
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2:35 pm
Nice rebuttal, there.
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3:48 pm
According to a 10 second Google search, South Park Studios are in Culver City, CA, NOT New York.
“Tis better to be thought the fool and remain silent, than speak and remove all doubt.” Attributed to Abraham Lincoln.
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4:55 pm
According to a 10 second reading of this article, Times Square is where Viacom, the owner of SOuth Park is headquartered! Also, reading the above article you will discover the terrorists are from nearby Brooklyn, New York City!
Could it be any clearer to you? Why would the terrorists travel all the way out to California when they can blow stuff up nearby? Please save the stupidity for your home life.
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3:40 pm
“for surely I have far more intellect than you can ever hope to possess.”
Yeah Blogger Billings (do you mind if I call you Blogger for short?) you sure are a mighty intellect. Like when you saw a video on youtube and thought the British voting system was run by monkeys. Only a genius would fail to see through that one.
“We are fighting a global battle against Islamic Terrorism.”
Blowing up civilians in Islamic countries is not a battle against terrorism, it’s an act of terrorism.
“These people hate the very freedom you and I enjoy to write and read such things. The fact that you want to harass me and steal that freedom away”
What exactly did Phrogge do to take away your freedom of speech? As far as I can see he was merely correcting some of your many innaccuracies.
“Stop the hate!”
You first.
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2:20 pm
here’s some video evidence of revolution muslim in times sq.
http://www.revolutionmuslim.com/2010/05/revolutionmuslimcom-dawah-in-times.html
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2:55 pm
YAWWNNNN mann Billings did you repeat in front of the Mirror everyday about this speech ? islamic are terrorist bla bla bla they strip away our freedom bla bla bla they are Fanataic Bla bla bla
Get over it seriously you look like republican party who always repeat the same crap again and again ah wait you are republican but you never follow the real republicanism you just spew crap top get elected you use hates and fear
Islamic extremist are not more terrorist than Christian fundamentalist like you
They never stripped Your or MY freedom actually they don’t wnat your “freedom in Middle east” because it’s not the real freedom see you wnat to condemn gay asian black arab mexican for what Nothing They never harm you it’s you who harm them
it’s been 10 years that you spew the Crap that Muslim are evil and christian are good what if it’s wa sthe Opposite ?? anyway we all Know you went In Iraq and afghanistan for Oil
well afghanistan you are too scared to actually takes the leads when your allies secure the zone and getting Killed By either american who do friendly fire or by taliban who actually Think we are american
If we follow you everywhere we should kill everyone On this earth but we won’t do it actually you know why because the entire world is stronger than USA itself
tell me Billings since USA is sooo great why did Nixon ordered the withdraw of 570 000 soldiers In vietnam ??? and don’t tell me because the ennemy outnumbered you there were merely 300 000, here a Hint because for USA it’s has No social, political or economical Interest In other word Vietnam were useless for Nixon
ANd now these day we barely hear about Vietnam and their Politic sound fishy to you No because your media covered everything and Vietnam Now lives in peace without your help
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11:56 pm
C’mon, Billings. Let go of your stupid ignorant pride in a broken religious system. Embrace reality. You can write WAY better shit than this. You repress yourself, and it hurts you, and it is reflected in hateful writing.
At least, enter into a better religious system that doesn’t force you to feel dirty and awful about your sexuality. You could be writing things worthy of a Pulitzer. This is simply atrocious garbage. You know better than this. Think, Billings, Think. I know that somewhere deep down in you there is a thinker. There are other crutches, the one you are using is simply injuring you further.
Do you really believe anyone buys this? Really, now, come on. I have read pamphlets by Emo-Satanist groups that have more substance. This is crap.You know it and I know it.
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11:22 pm
If you’re going to claim to be an “investigative journalist,” then your articles should have some semblance of journalistic integrity, or at least display some no how of the inter-workings of writing. Seriously S.B. it reads like you you caught a blip on the news and and then ran with it drawing conclusions without any regard for research or truth.
Note: This is a criticism that does not attack your absurd views or use profanity in anyway.
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7:47 pm
“How much longer can the good people of the United States of America put up with such hate and stupidity, such degeneracy and perversion?”
You’re absolutely right. Enough is enough! The people must be heard! Now…let’s all start by arresting Stephenson Billings and every other ignorant, asinine, belligerent racist who writes for this detestable excuse for a blog!! Woooo!!!
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10:48 pm
nice share
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