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Justin Bieber Rages War Upon Society’s Children!
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My fellow comrads
Justin Bieber is trying to start another Arian Race effect on the world of today! Step one is simply changing the children of today’s looks and styles of their hair.
Justin Bieber copycats are popping up everywhere. A new hairstyle known simply as “The Bieber” is side-sweeping the nation, swiftly becoming the look du jour of teenage boys. The New York Times reported on the phenomenon, describing salons that charge up to $150 for the helmet-like cut that includes long, side-brushed bangs.
Cozy Friedman, owner of a Manhattan salon that specializes in the Bieber bob, says 60 percent of her young male customers ask for the cut. And nearly all of the boys in her son’s sixth-grade class have gone in for the look. “You can’t see any eyes,” she told The Times. “There are no eyes and there’s a lot of flipping.”
Some of the boys are too embarrassed to ask for the shag by name, so instead they describe the combed-over ‘do with no mention of Justin. But the look is popular with girls, so they all want to sport it. A Vancouver teen named Tommy Ledger claims the female attention his Bieber-cut gets him is almost too much. “Girls always play with it in class,” he explained. “It’s kind of frustrating sometimes. I’m trying to skateboard and they want to touch my hair.”
The secrets of Justin’s trademarked ‘do were revealed in a promo video for MTV’s “The Diary of Justin Bieber.” In the clip, the “Baby” singer styles his hair using a combination of towel-drying, blow-drying, and mussing. He does it quickly and expertly, without the aid of a stylist.
12:03 am
When I was a kid we called that haircut lazy, as in kids too lazy to get a trim. Later they called it the “hippie look”. It’s absurd this little monster is trying to make money off something so ugly.
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1:38 am
i really doubt he get’s any money from any of this. he is not afilioated with the hair dressers. nor is the haircut something he owns.
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1:48 am
have you even gotten a haircut in the last two years?
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2:41 am
i don’t see how that is remotely relevant but i did in fact get a haird cut a little over a week ago.
care to explain the relevance
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2:47 am
Oh, I know you’re just one of these hippie types, sleeping with girls (or boys) all day and going to discos all night with you crazy haircuts.
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2:56 am
yeah 1 cm hait cuts sure are crazy right. seriously i can’t get any haircuts that qualifies as a look because my hair is curly as all hell. that’s one down. about me sleeping with people all day. yeah i wish. sadly i’m a virgin. partly because honest to go i don’t care THAT much partly because i am incredibly socialy akward and have very few friends and even less of relations to anyone i find the least bit sexualy atractive. you make quite a few asumptions for a guy that goes apeshit every time we asume anything about you fucking “rape-the-kids-i’m-on-camp-with-in-the-woods-asshole”
you make your asumptions we make ours….again would you please for the love of god explain the relevance of me haveing had a haircut or not?
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4:53 am
That’s a very self-depreciating comment you wrote there Jazze, but I’m not buying it for a minute. You seem to know your way around a crowd, as you work this crowd here into your frenzies of delusion. You also have a way with the keyboard, creating some crazy rebuttal to my insights at any provocation. I find you irrational and that’s something kids pick up on the streets these days. If you talk as you type, I’m sure you have a posse there in Denmark who hangs on your every word, probably some crew of beer drinkers and girls in 5-inch heels. I like to joke that you kids are basement dwellers, but I’m sure it’s a crowded basement, full of video games and condom wrappers, hipsters in hoodies and ethnic women. I wish I could find the door to that place so I could barge in one day with a stack of Bibles for you, you honestly need it. You kids need to be reminded that you only have another 50 or 60 years left on earth and you should make it could. It’s a terrible thing to wake up one day and find out you’re old, with back pimples and a kitchen sink overflowing with McDonalds bags, a overgrown front yard and a car that smells like feet, a mother who drinks too much rum to go to Sunday prayer meetings and an angry mob on the internet who hates everything you type… No, you kids have it all wrong. Life is good when you’re young and can still walk up a flight of stairs without losing your breath.
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7:26 am
you can think about me what you want haveing a guy who basicly has pedophile and blogging for a dayjob tell me i drink and fuck too much whille i’m alegic to alcohol and is a virgin doesn’t really insult me that much.
yes i have my own personal style of wit that makes me willing to make fun of every little flaw i find in your aguments how does that relate any of what you claim i do. once again the people you asume i asociate myself with are the only people on earth i might hate more than you. our ideas of what is and is not right behaviour is not that difrent in reality the difrence is that i would never dare enforce my belif on others and that i judge people and what they say and do rather than what people they are some how realted to ahve done or said.
also as you your self said we only have a few years of life here on earth…better make them count so where’s the next party at? you see i know i have my 50-60 years here at earth(asumeing no incidents) after that i can only asmue. so i’d rather enjoy those 50-60 to the fullest rather than be bored in the hope that there’s some kind of reward afterwards.
PS. for the love of baby jesus explain to me how my haircut is relevant!!!!!
how the hell did this discusion start? all i said is i doubt bieber is getting any money from this…..
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8:58 pm
Are you still upset Jazze that I rejected your friend request on Facebook?
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2:42 am
i don’t even have a facebook? i made page simply to make a bit of fun of you there but it’s the only time i have ever been on it. did i acidently send a friend request?????
and no i’m not made i’m confused as hell because you refuse to stay on a subject. this is the third time you change the subject. you refuse to answere my questions WHAT DOES MY HAIRCUT HAVE TO DO WITH THIS STORY!?!?!?!?
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2:25 am
I don’t think you can claim rights on a crappy hair cut.
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3:10 am
And my comrads… I’m so glad you’ve taken on this ridiculous little threat(also known as Justin Bieber) as something to converse about.
On a side note, comrads, as a Fox Spirit/Demon I haven’t cut my hair in a very long time… …
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4:03 am
,you’re in Christ Wire yet you call yourself a demon? How hypocritical can you get? You’re too blasphemous to be believable.
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12:58 pm
Hey Kami. Are you a communist shinto christian or something? Your post and response are very interesting to me, and so if you could specify under what religious belief you find yourself to be a Fox Spirit/Demon I would be much obliged. Also, I don’t understand what any haircut has to do with the Aryan race, so please explain that as well.
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3:49 pm
Well, The Fox Spirit/Demon isn’t a religion in itself. I’m just going to let you figure some of this out on your own. I know your smart enough to do so.
Secondly, the hair has almost everything to do with the Aryan Race! Hitler created the Blonde hair and Blues eyes theme that took place in WWII. Justin Bieber is doing something similar but to today’s youth. Think about it. It all starts with something small and grows until it’s simply too much for the rest of the world to handle. Then war breaks out!
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3:20 pm
Justin is a commie.
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4:36 pm
Well sir, I have to disagree. Hitler himself prided blond hair and blue eyes, but he did not possess these traits. In fact. He really hated people who tried to look like him because his brown hair and brown eyes were not desirable (also, he hated others wearing his signature mustache for reasons of fraud). Hitler had an agenda, which in part reflected the agenda of the enraged and impoverished German people. The mission was to seek revenge on the countries that signed the treaty of Versailles and try to unite all Aryan (germanic/frankish/other) people under one Reich or rule.
Hitler had:
A haircut which made him stand out
A political agenda
Military experience
The chair of a political party
A plan to rid Germany of impurity
An economic recovery plan
A military agenda
A Wonderful speech writer
An understanding of the German peoples suffering which he used to his advantage.
Because Justin Bieber has no disgruntled, impoverished, war ruined populace to convert to any ideology (because it is not apparent to me that he follows one), we can effectively assume that all he has is:
A Shitty Haircut
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1:03 pm
Is this Billings guy for real or is this an Onion-type parody site? It’s amazing how religion messes up your mind. get some help.
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1:07 am
onion type satire
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2:41 am
Religion does have the effect on the mind and I personally hold it responsible for making some of today’s world leaders and politicans unworthy of their title(s). But, you shouldn’t let it rule your life like it does. Choose your own path in life. No one is ever forcing you to be religious in anyway. You never HAVE to be in a religion.
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4:51 pm
Kami : I always wonder which side on the fence you are one day you are on the good side the other ya with the retarded over there
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8:23 am
Y’know, I need a haircut.
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4:49 pm
a little strange reading this almost makes you forget would caused it and if that picture of you is cute kami if that is what you really look like if not then sorry au,revoir!
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4:29 pm
How is he going to make a war break out? It’s not like he’s telling every boy in the world to go get that haircut! Kami, I totally DISAGREE with you! Yes, I AM a Justin Bieber fan! And I happen to like his hair. I’m sure that if he shaved his hair off every boy wouldn’t do that, too. It’s just a popular hair style right now, and I’m sure that eventually it will fade. And just because boys call it Bieber hair doesn’t mean they want it just because Justin has it! Maybe it’s just a little easier to describe because everybody already knows who he is! So, don’t write an article on how you THINK Justin Bieber is going to start a war because of his hair, because honestly Kami, you obviously know NOTHING!
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