Lady Gaga Tries to Fornicate A Priest

Tiernan Kincaid
• ChristWire
May 6, 2010 9:52 pm14 comments

Lady Gaga is a secret man who masquerades as a woman, so as to, make our children believe that there is no difference between man and woman, adult or child. This is all part of the ongoing gay agenda Against America and Democracy.

Today I was sent picture evidence that shows how this “Lady” Gaga has been a long time agent of the homogay agenda, and has even had that temerity to take pictures with our priests.

To think such unholiness was in the presence of a man of the cloth is truly sickening. When will we be able to require everyone to fill out cards yearly, putting on there basic things like their age, sex, race and beliefs, so we can see if they are diseased and need to be put into proper care should the time arise. Such a database would do wonders for our moral nation.

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14 Comments

  • In my own personal opinion, I believe that this “Lady Gaga” is neither man or woman, but a thing who can shapeshift into any demon, angel, or human being it so chooses to. Spirit Foxes of Japan can do similar shapeshifting, but more or less have limits to WHAT and WHO they can shapeshift into. Though, I, myself am a Fox Spirit/Demon of Japanese orgin, I do have limits and rules to follow. This “celebrity” of yours is quite amusing as to take the shape of one who would call him/her self a “man of the cloth”! But, though “it” is unique in “its” style when in celebrity form in front of paparazzi, “it” is easy to seek “it” and possibly destroy “it”!

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  • i’m sorry where was the atempt to have sex with anyone in this story?
    also i’m sorry to tell you but…people are far smarter than you think.
    the reason you are not confused about the difrence of a man and woman is because nobody gets confused about it just because og lady gaga.

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  • MikeyBoobs

    Where’s Lady Gaga in this picture? Looks like you screwed up on your sad attempts to do uhh. What are you trying to do anyway. This whole site is a wast of time.

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  • Fornication. That means sex. What you have is presence.

    Presence =!= sex.

    I guess Tiernan Kincaid has sex every time he’s on an elevator with a woman. Or at least claims to.

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    • Comrads, I feel so sorry for not seeing this picture in detail. That is, of course, if you lack the ability to even try, which I’m sure you do, you’re missing the fact that this “thing” is in a clergyman’s clothes and posing with the common folk of your kind. But, perhaps I can see the shapeshifting beast with my own eyes and can clearly unmask it seeing as you have failed to do so.

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    • And the word “fornicate” is a commonly misused word by most of the American people. So, this misusage shouldn’t surprise some of you Americans who aren’t a complete loss to the smarter majority.

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      • Okay, Kami, I have no idea what you’re on about.

        Please explain. Are you agreeing or disagreeing with me?

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  • A Passing Cephalopod

    Lady Gaga is not anywhere in this picture.

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  • Uhm.. the girl on the left is Lady Gaga.. before the ‘fame’.. so.. she is Stefani there..

    Lady Gaga is amazing, and this site has been bookmarked on my computer, purely for its amazing COMEDY value. Whenever i feel inadequate or inferior or any such feeling, i come here. And i am reminded, i am not the silliest imp on the planet.

    Much love. Keep writing these AMAZING stories.

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  • Wow. Your ideas sound strikingly similar to Nazi policy prior to the Holocaust. Read up on the Nazi sterilization program. “Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that,” MLK Jr. GOD IS LOVE!

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  • WHo are you people? Everyone is allowed to see a priest. Gaga is a woman who supports the gays and theres nothing wrong with that. You are ALL wrong and you misinterpret religion as you outcast people who you feel uncomfortable around in a religious setting, shame on you. And that is more her priest than any of yours! She is a catholic woman, who chooses to support others. What’s wrong with that? You guys are going to hell!

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  • Homophobic Closet Cases

    I have never seen such complete and utter homophobic bullcrap. the ‘homogay’ agenda? really??? that word doesn’t even make any sense.
    Just hurry up and come out of the closet already. Maybe then you won’t spend all your time pointing out everyone elses flaws instead of seething in your own self loathing and denial. Some people need to get out more.
    Science flew man to the moon. Religion flew man into buildings….

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