McDonald’s Announces New Gay Ogre Ejaculate McFlurry Flavor
We all know that the gays love finding new ways to exploit children. Recent studies show that for every one gay, four children will end up falling victim to a backside attack.
So it is no surprise that gays pay close attention to what’s popular to children within pop culture. With scorching summer just around the corner and children nationwide suffering from boredom, the gays know a cold treat with a child’s favorite cartoon on it will be tantalizing bait!
Everyone knows that kids love ice cream, and there is a new movie about a demon ogre called “Shrek” being released this summer. Put them together and the gays think they have child bait! They are trying to bait our children with gay ogre iced creams!
The gays seem to fall in love with an ice cream agenda every summer. Last year, we busted them and caught them red handed as they used Big Gay Ice Cream trucks to trick kids. Only months later, we caught them again trying to trick everyone with semen flavored ice cream on school menus!
The sickest thing about this new agenda is that McDonald’s is helping this rumper doblins spread it to children! Was it already not bad enough that McDonald’s tries to make blacks not look dangerous? Now we see this mongrels have stooped to all new lows to get our kids to taste this gay flavored ice cream! Warning: The following media image contains explicit photos of gay ice cream agenda. Immediately order all women/children from the room before reviewing this dangerous marketing.
I wish it were still legal, because I’d ride around on a horse and round up every one of these twiddle romping muck plumbers and turn them over to a pack of rabid dogs! That’s the fate that should fall to anyone who exploits our children.
Gays and McDonald’s are now teaming up to promote this ice cream and I encourage everyone to boycott it! Now! No gay ice cream. Shame on McDonald’s and even a great American company, God will tear DOWN if they try to team up with the homogay agenda. Be careful Ronald, or the King of all will knock you down straight to hell with every other sinner!
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Author: Abe
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9:02 pm
1. The word “load” does not automatically denote semen. In fact, that only places I’ve ever heard the word “load” used in the place of ejaculate is porn sites.
2. You’re aware that straight men produce semen too, right?
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9:47 pm
Other than the fact you STILL cannot produce a source for your “one gay molests four boys” bullshit, the rest of your rant is just drivel.
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10:10 pm
I find this completely confusing. The green evil monster? The ice cream on the left looks nice and delicious but maybe too much… And the slogan? Odd, I’m not sure what it means but if its a sexual attack, I dont know why these people are still in business.
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1:21 am
Shrek is not evil. He is an ogre who is the protagonist of the “Shrek” movies. You’d think that an “investigative journalist” who specializes in popular culture and moonlights as a children’s entertainer would know this.
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1:13 pm
I hearby return to say to ye oh foul Stephenson, that ye’ are the foul ogre. Not the ogre on the billboard.
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11:57 pm
Not sure what the slogan means? WOW. It’s obviously a play on the word “overload” and the mint reference to the green color of Shrek.
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10:31 pm
Mmmm that ice cream looks delicious! Oh wait…does this mean I’m turning into a gay? Save me Jebus!
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4:48 am
you see what you want to see. you want to see gays so you see gays.
“I wish it were still legal, because I’d ride around on a horse and round up every one of these twiddle romping muck plumbers and turn them over to a pack of rabid dogs!”
and seriously what happened to “thou shall not kill”?
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1:19 pm
I totally agree with Jazze, I’d also like to comment on this whole sites lack of love and acceptence, that forgive me if I’m wrong, is preached quite heavily in the new testament.
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12:54 pm
Rumper doblins, twiddle romping, homogay? Abe, none of these are REAL words. You cannot be a journalists if you make things up, either words, statistics or ‘facts’. This is absolute nonsense.
—BobTheChairGuy
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8:09 pm
where is the gays things? I mean, ice cream is not gay, Shrek is not gay… and Billings LOVE ice cream so he’s definitly a gay?
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9:47 pm
There are several signs of blatant paranoia in this article, not to mention outright insanity (or a vivid agenda oriented imagination) that speaks of an absurd amount of fear of the author’s own homosexual feelings.
Those who scream the loudest are usually the ones still residing int the closet.
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10:01 am
First, as a psychologist, I have to say that this rant reeks of the possibility of some serious repressed sexual feelings, either you are fighting your own “demons” with homosexuality or you were abused sexually as a child. Either way, this is your way of attempting to “fix” the issue. You are a sad man, Abe, very sad. You are a prejudice person, as obvious by your rant against gays and blacks. How do you justify your statement that African-Americans are somehow evil?
As I have challenged you in the past, present your evidence by doing more than quoting some mythical study that “proves” something. Where is this information being published, what professional journals did you get your so called evidence?
Of course, one just need to read your profile that says “If you don’t like what you just read here you can just get out of my country. Now how about that smart-alack.” Problem with that rant is that this country belongs to me and to the gays and the African-Americans, and we have his thing called the First Ammendment that protects even idiots like you. So, I would say if YOU don’t like the fact that gays, blacks, and atheists like me, live in America, then YOU can get out of OUR country. I’ll help you pack.
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3:40 pm
Martin,
as an average person with common sense I must say for a man with a PHD you are retarded if you believe that any of this website contains true personal opinions. It’s satire/completely false, funny, and meant for riling up retards (usually without PHD’s) who actually think this is real. However after viewing this site for the last month I almost think it’s so I can laugh at idiots who think this website is really based off the opinions of devout Christians. I hope you realize that the writers of this site are truly laughing at all the responders who take them seriously. Then again, I don’t because then I would have no comments to laugh at all day.
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5:19 pm
Yeah, I got the whole Satire thing after a bit. You have to understand that I spend a great deal of my time fighting against this kind of neurotic behavior in real life. Anyway, calling people idiots, isn’t exactly showing a great deal of intellect on your part, but then again you come here for laughs, So……
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5:31 pm
Also, unless you grew up in the Bible Belt, South Carolina here, you probably wouldn’t know that there are churches, particularly some of the rural Southern Baptist Churches, who would write and believe this crap. So to say something like this couldn’t be based off the opinions of devout Christians, you need to do some homework and research, before making such a claim. Further, I would ask that you visit any number of mental health facilities in the US, and listen to some of the Christian banter you will be assailed with while there. While this site appears to be Satire, not great satire I have to say, it does reflect a disturbing culture that IS out there. Seeing Satan in everyday events is being done every day, making some of the claims against Obama are being made on non-satirical sites, and there are churches out there who would post on their bulletin board, “How to spot a masturbator” without thought. Trust me, I was married to a Baptist Minister’s daughter for 19 years and saw this first hand. Peace.
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1:08 pm
Oh, and Abe, my wife brought up a good question. HOW do you know what semen flavored ice cream tastes like? It can only explain how you can say that last summer there was semen flavored ice cream being served in schools. Come on you closet homosexual, admit your sins……
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1:15 pm
If you read the article, you’ll see Mr. Goodman links to where the gays revealed an ice cream agenda to recruit and entice our children last year.
The kicker was they teamed up with Ben and Jerry’s ice cream and made a ‘gay flavor’ and then announced it. They called it ‘hubby hubby’ and said it was salty like a man’s seed:
http://christwire.org/2009/09/ben-and-jerrys-wants-kids-to-eat-semen-flavored-icecream/
If you look closely you’ll notice even on the cartoon, they have two men in suits, getting ready to get married to each other. This was one of the sickest examples I’ve seen of their agenda in food marketing.
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4:56 pm
And, again, how would he (or you) know what semen tastes like unless you’ve tried it before, and therefore have something upon which to draw a comparison?
Semen slurpper…
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1:36 pm
As a child counselor, I can say that this type of marketing is highly effective and subliminal to children. Kids today are more comfortable with the thoughts of gay due to the grassroot marketing techniques they are employing in the gay agenda.
They heavily attack television media. I remember when we were able to force Ellen to go off the air, yet today yet even cartoons have blatant homosexuality.
It is no wonder they have no trouble putting their agenda into the lunch boxes and summer snacks of our kids. We must be twice as vigilant in keeping our children away from this type of thing.
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1:39 pm
Amber, I’d like to see the documentation that proves you are licensed to be a child counselor.
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8:39 pm
I have to agree with you Claire, I too would like to see the credentials of this so called Child Counselor. I would guess she can make the claim because she is perhaps a Sunday School teacher? What professional journals has she written for? My credentials are pretty easy to check, USC, Georgia Southern University, and Harvard… not to mention post grad work in England and Germany. I have been practicing for over 25 years, with nearly 700 publications worldwide. Now, I see that this is a satirical site, so I will act accordingly, but trust me there are people out there who think this way, and as satire is often just a reflection of society, then you can see where I come from. Additionally, I grew up in the Bible Belt, so I have seen much of this in action. Peace to all… GOD is not real, Heaven and Hell does not exist.
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1:08 am
I’m not sure who told you that lie, but there’s nothing fake about it.
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4:42 pm
if a kid does not understand to to tell people off when they feel uncomfortable with people touching them no matter if it’s a homosexual or not it is allways the parents fault for raising the improperly. the parents fault and only the parents fault.
clasic example of a person who’s afarid of the world because you can’t handle it but rather than admit fault you blame everyone else.
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1:37 pm
There is no such thing as a “gay flavor”. That’s just silly and idiotic. There is no such thing as a “semen flavor” being marketed. I don’t know what world you are living in. Also, only UNREPENTANT sinners will be in Hell. A huge number, uncountable number, of FORGIVEN sinner will be with me in Heaven. You need to get your facts straight. How little room your heart has in it. You also need to do some medical studies and find out more about how humans are formed in utero – xx, xy, xxy, chimera, mosaic, and the other hormonal anomalies that take place PRIOR to birth – androgen insensitivity and the reverse, xx that gets male hormones, xy that gets female hormones, and many more anomalies – these things are not CHOICE but are done at the time the brain, spinal cord and nervous system are being formed in the WOMB and the person is NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR IT. It is just an anomaly like an extra finger or toe or a hole in the heart or kidneys that are too small. They cannot help who they ARE. Behavior, on the other hand, can be looked at, and I’m not crazy about your judgemental behavior at all. “let he who is without sin cast the first stone….”
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3:11 am
First of all, I am a. Thank you for helping to give MY God a bad name. But obviously we worship two different Gods. conservative christian. Even though the bible clearly does not condone same sex relationships doesn’t mean that they are not welcome to worship the same god we do. Every sin is equal in the eyes of God. You give good Christians a bad name. This is the reason that so many people dislike christians.
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10:43 am
My son, you are heavily mistaken about the world you live in. Have I not taught you well that those who are without sin should cast the first stone? I could list the names of all the young men you’ve had pedophilic gay relations with, but the only names I wish to have dragged through the dirt are those of the corrupt Romans I have had to endure in my times on my planet. Just something i think you should think about, my child. And, please, remember, I am always watching you.
Me be praised.
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4:40 pm
LOLLL thats funny hahahaha kinda reminds me of Jesus Raptor lol
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1:08 pm
wow, the reference was taken totally wrong…..over loaded…meaning chock full, lots of flavor etc. If you see something homosexual about that then your mind is in the gutter. Isn’t there a saying “he doth protest too much” just saying, if this person is seeing homosexual content in everything I do believe he needs professional help or to get out of the “closet”
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1:01 am
The Aero, for anyone who has never been to Canada, is a candy bar with little air “bubbles” in it to make it melt faster and has a wonderful sensation on the tongue.
But wait!
Bubbles? In a chocolate treat? Clearly the gays created 9/11!
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1:22 pm
WTH exactly is a “rumper doblin”? Now, I know what a butt pirate is *guilty, bashful grin*, but a rumper doblin?
I do appreciate you informing me that I still cannot trust black people, if you’ll excuse me I have to dis-invite some people from my upcoming ice cream social, we wouldn’t want the wrong kind of people there and I bought all that oreo cookie icecream too, damn!
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2:04 pm
This guy has got to be an absolutely epic Troll… Nobody could be this twisted.
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8:54 pm
the only people that will be going to hell are those who believe it so you can shove your fucking bibles up your ass-holes because we all know that all theyre used for is for straight-clean christian men to sodomize them selves.
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4:23 pm
This writer is a “load” of nonsense! Paranoid comes to mind. He needs to seriously check himself into a hospital…oh wait, they stopped treating axis II disorders such as narcissistic personality disorder and paranoid personality disorder years ago. Too bad because this child of God has become possessed.
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