• Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber Go on a Dinner Date at West Hollywood Ari-Ya

    May 13, 2010 12:39 pm 7 comments
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  • Our sources reveal that on Monday night, Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber went on a dinner date. I would think that, “Oh, how cute” if they had a chaperon for this date, but with Miley Cyrus’ recent lap dance to a 44-year-old pornography video and the fact that Bieber is making girls think about having their secret places boinked with sin, I have to say this is not a good thing. The date could have only ended in one way: boinking.

    Teenagers should be focused on their studies and extracurricular activities, so they can go to college or a good trade. This Miley Cyrus is nothing but trouble, because she has corrupted by Hollywood and no strong parents around to stop her descent into liberal decadence.

    Miley Cyrus’ leaked tape is only a taste of what happened that night. There are allegations that the full tape shows Miley forcing the old man to sit down and she pushes down on his lap as hard and rhythmically as possible with her backsides. He was seen grinding upward. The highest bidder will have access to that tape and I think we know what that entails. Gag.

    She also allegedly exposes her milksacks to this man at some point in the video. Bieber is unfazed by all this, because this is exactly what his effiminate voice will cause girls to do when they hear it. They have been programmed by years of R and B singers subliminally whinging to them, ‘Take of your knickers’ and now they just do it automatically. Bieber is just the latest voice in a line of millions designed by Hollywood to do such things. He also sells NAZI shirts at Hot Topic.

    So there was clearly nothing innocent about that date they had on last Monday. They went to the Ari-Ya in West Hollywood to eat sushi. West Hollywood is the alternate gay capital city and they choose to have a date there, a place known for decadent corruption? We can only imagine what sins lay around in the local hotels and street corners, so a perfect veil for these two and their producers.

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