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Much like when golfer Vijay Singh used his devil powers to strike an impossible golf shot, we now see even elder Muslims have the power to use Satan’s magic to do highly unnatural things.
An Indian by the name of Yogi has shocked scientists by calling up upon Satan’s powers to grant him the power not to eat.
The 83-year-old Indian man, who claimed to have spent seven decades without food or water, has shocked a team of our military doctors who studied this man for two weeks observation.
Though he is called Yogi, this man’s real name is Prahlad Jani and within the medical team doing the observation were 30 professional doctors. Jani (Yogi) was monitored 24 hours a day, seven days a week, with cameras and closed circuit television.
During these two weeks, Jani did not eat nor did he drink. He did not use the toilet. This man survived two weeks without food or water, which should be impossible and it violates God’s law for us to hunger.
Though we know the works of Satan are going on here, scientists are scared and baffled. “We still do not know how he survives,” neurologist Dr. Sudhir Shah told reporters. “It is still a mystery.”
US officials remain concerned that Jani could be abducted and used in
military research for violent terror countries. The benefit of a soldier who can fight for weeks on end was a forgoing topic of concern in Ahmedabad, the city where the study initiated by India’s Defence Research and Development Organization (DRDO) took place.
Since the study, Jani has returned to his village and remains unguarded at time of report. Jani purports plans to continue his lifestyle of “yoga and meditation”.
When asked how he gained the ability to not eat, Jani reported:
“I was blessed by a goddess at a young age, which gave me special powers.”
During the 15-day reseach study and observation, Jani’s brain, visceral organs, blood vessels and cardio-pulmonary system were extensively analyzed.
Other results included work-ups for DNA analysis, molecular biological assays and series tests on his metabolic function, enzymes, hormones and specific gene sequences.
Indian officials feel Jani may have developed a way to derive energy from various sources, including the sunlight. A Indian medical official, Dr. Shah, reported, “If Jani does not derive energy from food and water, he must be doing that from energy sources around him, sunlight being one.”
“As medical practitioners we cannot shut our yes to possibilities, to a source of energy other than calories.”
And my friends, as spiritual practioners, we cannot shut our eyes to those who are obviously using Satan’s powers upon our Earth, to do unnatural things. Let us pray that Jani’s ability to not eat goes away and that he shrivels up like a starved plant, should he continue to refuse to eat the plants and animals that God has ordered for us to consume in humility throughout our life. Let us pray that God removes Satan’s spell that allows Jani to defy natural order.
This is the same power many Hollywood liberal celebrities use to keep unnaturally thin bodies like you see in magazines, as in to tempt and lead good men into sin.
Satan does not mind sharing his power and making deals with people, because in the end he comes out on top by having yet another person to sear for all time for making a deal with him.
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1:23 am
“This is the same power many Hollywood liberal celebrities use to keep unnaturally thin bodies like you see in magazines, as in to tempt and lead good men into sin.”
no that’s called self starvation or bulemia and is far less impresive
btw next time you might wanna just condense iy to :” me no understand, me scared, he evil, SATAN SATAN SATAN!!!!
also find the bible quote where god comands us to eat.
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4:56 am
He is A yogi. Not named Yogi. A yogi is a practicioner of Yoga, which is the proper form of that exercise style in the USA. Yoga is not devil-worship. It is a giving up of all things- giving up sex, friends, unholy food, human contact, food, thought, deed. By giving up all of these, a yogi attempts to break free of the Karmic wheel of reincarnation.
Christianity has more devil in it than Yoga does. Compared to Prahlad Jani, you’re a downright satanist.
“Sell everything you own and give the money to the poor.”
Hot debate. What do you think?
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9:08 am
In reference to your Vijay Singh comment, so essentially your saying every time a non-christian wins or does something remarkable its the work of the devil.
So what you’re really saying is that devil can kick Jesus’ ass in sports.
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2:06 pm
I’ve heard of this guy and I have to say I’m not sure I believe all those doctors and scientists who say they studied him. Sounds like a scam to me to promote yoga in that United States to women who want to get skinny. I hate that sort of thing, jumping around in leotards getting all sweating. This man lives without eating? Well, that just doesn’t sense. It really must be a hoax.
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2:09 pm
It’s a hoax no doubt, but because something isn’t Christian doesn’t mean they are in coalition with the fictional character known as Satan.
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3:29 pm
“Sounds like a scam to me to promote yoga in that United States to women who want to get skinny. I hate that sort of thing, jumping around in leotards getting all sweating.”
I’m surprised, Billings, considering how you seem to be turned on by body sweat. Oh wait, you’re only turned on by the body sweat of male jocks, not females.
“This man lives without eating? Well, that just doesn’t sense. It really must be a hoax.”
Yes, because Jesus Christ turning water into wine is just sooooo much more plausible…
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4:48 pm
Do you even know what Yoga is?
There’s no jumping involved, Stephenson. And usually no sweating. It’s a meditation technique based on quiet contemplation and the natural lines of energy within the body.
Read. Learn. Then post.
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3:26 pm
“we now see even elder Muslims have the power to use Satan’s magic to do highly unnatural things.”
That man is not Muslim, he is Hindu.
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4:52 pm
Hindu pantheon, Yogic religious practice.
He’s a Yogi, not a Hindu. (Unless you can be both, I’m not sure about that one)
Otherwise, your points stand.
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6:27 pm
Yes, you can be both. Yoga is an essential ritual practiced in many Hindu sects. The watered down yoga we see in North America is nothing more than exercise. There is nothing religious about it (unfortunately), which perhaps leads to the confusion. But authentic Yoga is innate to Hindu spirituality .
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3:36 pm
you morons… first of all, this happened in 2000-2001, and the discovery channel, covered it in 2006. are you really that uncreative that you must resort to tv reruns for your breaking headlines? also, this man is not a muslim. just because he has a beard does not make him one; there is more to islam than that, despite what fox news may be feeding you. he is a follower of jainism, which “prescribes a path of non-violence towards all living beings. Its philosophy and practice rely mainly on self-effort to progress the soul up the spiritual ladder to divine consciousness.” also, “Jains have an ancient tradition of scholarship and have the highest degree of literacy in India” so basically he is a better christian than you could ever hope to be, and he is more than likely much, much smarter than you. thank you for bringing this wonderful man up, he deserves all the attention, and congratulations on making yourselves look like complete idiots in the process.
just some friendly criticism.
peace, and love,
me
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7:39 pm
Respect the Yogi’s way of Life. He Is NOT evil. And NOT named yogi
What is scary to you, is not satan. In fact its the Unknown inside of you that your questioning.
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8:03 pm
““I was blessed by a goddess at a young age, which gave me special powers.””
This, proof, is more convincing than your dumb religion.
“US officials remain concerned that Jani could be abducted and used in
military research for violent terror countries. The benefit of a soldier who can fight for weeks on end was a forgoing topic of concern in Ahmedabad, the city where the study initiated by India’s Defence Research and Development Organization (DRDO) took place”
Genetics research takes time. It takes at least a week and a lot of money to map someone’s genome. And in the meantime, what is the point? An 80-year-old man could die of stress if abducted.
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9:43 am
you are all ignorant fucks especially me.
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9:44 am
me too!
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11:13 am
Wow! Perhaps satan helped write this article.
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11:32 am
I fully agree that this is a miracle worked by the Devil.
But Christians can learn from this. God is stronger than Satan, so God should be able to engineer similar abilities for Christian super-soldiers.
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1:36 pm
I find this article insulting, who wrote this article should realise he states his ability to sustain without food and water was given to him by a Goddess – Amba Mata not Satan.
You wouldnt like if it Yogis and Hindus slandered christianity would you?
But I’m not suprised judging by this website that you have no tolerance of other peoples beleifs or religions.
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11:48 am
if you people think this man has a demon inside of him, you are completely absurd.
and to say you people are spiritual practictioners?? how so??
whats a JOKE.
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9:24 pm
your comments are rude and bigoted. Just because you don’t understand it, does not mean it is wrong. It is thinking like this that has and causes all the conflict in the world and caused the genocide of women in europe, persecution of the Jews, etc etc. Jesus himself would never speak like this: “Condem not and thou shalt not be condemned”.! Just because he does not follow your faith does not mean it is black magic. Hindus have no devil. Everything is GOD and everything flows from GOD’s grace! These techniques have been in India for thousand of years including walking on water. I suppose that miracle has no impact on Hindus as many a yogi can do it! Maybe a bit more respect and understanding for others would give other people a better understanding and respect for Christianity the way Christ intended it – a faith of love and tolerance!
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12:34 am
Christians when ever they perform any unusual act on the stage like healing a person who is affected by some decease is all the Satanic work ? when the so called Christian missioners get fucked by their church father even this you christian bastards term it as Satanic work? when nuns n sisters are sexually abused by church bastard fathers even that you term it as Satan is working you Christians are insane
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6:44 am
Do you think it’s only Devil/Satan that is able of miracles and wonderful things? Why don’t you believe God’s greatness is not high enough to give someone such “powers”?
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3:21 pm
Just because you dont understand something dude doesnt make it ‘evil’ or the work of satan Thats the problem with alot of the christians your faith controls you by using fear so you conform to the christian way.
Jani’s just doing his thing, he’s not hurting anybody and clerly not even hurting him self, so let him be.
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12:57 pm
this does not surprise me at all. i am a muslim,by the way. and everyone is under the law of GOD no matter what ability he or she may have. show me a person that doesnt eat,sleep urinate,die,and defies gravity and doesnt need to breath air,and can fly into space without a helmet,and doesnt feel pain and can lift an 18 wheeler,then i will say” GLORY to GOD” something aint right” but that will never happen. so this man is just a mortal who will die just like you and me.
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12:56 pm
So now Muslims are Satanists? Are you people for real? That is just so naive and disgusting for you to say.
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1:13 pm
I HAVEN’T EATEN 4 LIKE 3 DAYS ONCE IT WAS HORRIBLE MY FRIEND GOT SUSHI AND SOBA SHE HIT ME IF I TOOK HER SUSHI LOL I GOT HER BACK
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