• Starving Yogi Indian Stuns Scientists With Devil’s Magic, Ability To Not Eat or Drink

    May 11, 2010 1:07 am 26 comments

    Much like when golfer Vijay Singh used his devil powers to strike an impossible golf shot, we now see even elder Muslims have the power to use Satan’s magic to do highly unnatural things.

    An Indian by the name of Yogi has shocked scientists by calling up upon Satan’s powers to grant him the power not to eat.

    The 83-year-old Indian man, who claimed to have spent seven decades without food or water, has shocked a team of our military doctors who studied this man for two weeks observation.

    Though he is called Yogi, this man’s real name is Prahlad Jani and within the medical team doing the observation were 30 professional doctors. Jani (Yogi) was monitored 24 hours a day, seven days a week, with cameras and closed circuit television.

    During these two weeks, Jani did not eat nor did he drink. He did not use the toilet. This man survived two weeks without food or water, which should be impossible and it violates God’s law for us to hunger.

    Though we know the works of Satan are going on here, scientists are scared and baffled. “We still do not know how he survives,” neurologist Dr. Sudhir Shah told reporters. “It is still a mystery.”

    US officials remain concerned that Jani could be abducted and used in
    military research for violent terror countries. The benefit of a soldier who can fight for weeks on end was a forgoing topic of concern in Ahmedabad, the city where the study initiated by India’s Defence Research and Development Organization (DRDO) took place.

    Since the study, Jani has returned to his village and remains unguarded at time of report. Jani purports plans to continue his lifestyle of “yoga and meditation”.

    When asked how he gained the ability to not eat, Jani reported:

    “I was blessed by a goddess at a young age, which gave me special powers.”

    During the 15-day reseach study and observation, Jani’s brain, visceral organs, blood vessels and cardio-pulmonary system were extensively analyzed.

    Other results included work-ups for DNA analysis, molecular biological assays and series tests on his metabolic function, enzymes, hormones and specific gene sequences.

    Indian officials feel Jani may have developed a way to derive energy from various sources, including the sunlight. A Indian medical official, Dr. Shah, reported, “If Jani does not derive energy from food and water, he must be doing that from energy sources around him, sunlight being one.”

    “As medical practitioners we cannot shut our yes to possibilities, to a source of energy other than calories.”

    And my friends, as spiritual practioners, we cannot shut our eyes to those who are obviously using Satan’s powers upon our Earth, to do unnatural things. Let us pray that Jani’s ability to not eat goes away and that he shrivels up like a starved plant, should he continue to refuse to eat the plants and animals that God has ordered for us to consume in humility throughout our life. Let us pray that God removes Satan’s spell that allows Jani to defy natural order.

    This is the same power many Hollywood liberal celebrities use to keep unnaturally thin bodies like you see in magazines, as in to tempt and lead good men into sin.

    Satan does not mind sharing his power and making deals with people, because in the end he comes out on top by having yet another person to sear for all time for making a deal with him.

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