America Beats England in World Cup!: God Causes Green Blunder
England goalkeeper helplessly watches as a divine kick soars into the goal, giving America the World Cup Victory.
My friends, only hours ago I told everyone that America is the greatest at whatever we choose to do. Today, we prayed to also become the greatest at soccer, just so we could teach England more humility!
England cannot defeat us at anything: war, sports and even who God favors more! Yes, England used to be God’s favorite country but they just had to make their kings unto false gods, and therefore, God ordained America and our Manifest Destiny to be the world’s finest at all.
Cry England! America has whooped you yet again!
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Author: Abe
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9:44 pm
We are the best at whatever we do.
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9:50 pm
It was a tie game. England scored in the first four minutes.
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11:14 pm
yeah sure ya the best ya tell that when you win the actual cup okay ???
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12:43 am
It was a draw you moron, nobody won.
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2:13 am
It was a tie ( 1-1) you dumbass. You want to know how I know. I watched it!
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3:23 am
Tie doesn’t mean winning a match.
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10:03 am
God kicked that ball? Damn, he is omnipotent!!!!! NOT!
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3:57 pm
This is just another exampel that God loves america more than other countries. He has shown us that with faith in His good deeds, we will be rewarded not only in this life, but the one that is to come in heaven with the angels and babies.
Soccer is a sport where many Christian men must work together to get points to beet other teams, and here you can see why America is so succeeded, because we have the most Christian soccer players in the world!
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4:10 pm
“This is just another exampel that God loves america more than other countries.”
It was a draw! Wouldn’t that show that god loves both England and America equally? And does that mean that whoever wins the cup is god’s favourite?
“in heaven with the angels and babies.”
What babies?
“Soccer is a sport where many Christian men must work together to get points to beet other teams”
Actually football (or soccer as you call it) is not restricted to Christians or men.
“you can see why America is so succeeded, because we have the most Christian soccer players in the world!”
Maybe if they pray a little harder they’ll get a win next time.
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9:53 am
You have the most christian soccer players in the world? No you fuckin’ don’t, gimme some proof if you really think so.
and america is the best? Let’s Look at the official FIFA world rankings:
http://www.mapsofworld.com/2006-fifa-world-cup/world-rankings.html
oh darn, now your in trouble….i had an actual SOURCE and a proven FACT, something you and the guy who wrote this shit apparently never heard about
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1:31 pm
That’s just really opinion and arbitrary stats. The fact of the matter is that America beat England so just get over it. We dominate whatever we want.
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11:26 am
oh and that must be the reason why you have won the world cup so many times
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7:32 pm
Idiot.
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9:01 pm
Another ‘ChristWire’ intentional LIE. This is a LIE. ChristWire is a smear-rag, worse than worthless, because unlike this story it smears real people.
This entire b.s. “story” is an intentional lie, filled with lies. Buried within the stupidity of calling a tie a win is a legion of lies and smears of human beings, religions and nations. This is a foul combination for something supposedly named after Jesus Christ.
ChristWire must die.
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7:19 pm
Christwire is SATIRE you idiot!!!!
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9:28 am
A draw is not a win.
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10:10 am
First, stop leaving comments in my name. I’ve repeatedly asked everyone who does this to stop, so please, have some respect.
Next, America did win.
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11:14 am
First, I’ll post comments in my name or any other name I choose. You’re not the only Adam Nelson on Earth, so please try to get that through your thick skull.
Next, it was a 1-1 final, which means it was a tie (or a draw). So one one lost. And no one won.
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11:17 am
http://christwire.org/2010/06/america-defeats-british-1-1-in-world-cup-soccer/
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12:42 pm
A) Source something other than christwire if you want to be credible.
B) 1-1 is not a win no matter how many times you (or anyone else) says it.
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1:20 pm
In that article, Abe also cites that New York Post, among myriad other news organizations. The New York Post is liberal and a billion dollar corporation. It is on the opposite end of the spectrum and their reports line up with everyone else.
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2:00 pm
The article Abe links to states “they drew 1-1″. Why don’t you check next time.
Also, Abe doesn’t link to any other sources. Adam, if you think miriad means zero you’re even more fucking stupid than I thought.
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6:01 pm
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6:02 pm
Sorry, forgot to add the source:
http://howmanyofme.com/search/
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10:05 am
I checked that out and not a single person in the US have my name
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12:13 pm
it’s not a win yet USA AND england get 1 point each ( instead of 3 for a victory )
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1:47 pm
“…gave USA a share of the spoils”
“If USA seemed not to be enjoying any luck, they got their deserved EQUALISER in fortunate fashion five minutes before the break.” (my emphasis)
“both managers introduced striking substitutes in the hope of a late winner, but a winning goal failed to come.”
These are all from the match report on the official FIFA website. FIFA are the governing body of the world cup. The report can be found here:
http://www.fifa.com/worldcup/matches/round=249722/match=300061466/summary.html
You will notice that at no point in the report does it say America won.
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10:35 am
ahahahaha this is absolutely hilarious, well, the fact you thought you won because it was 1-1, when anyone with the mental capacity to even breathe, can see that both are equal, therefore no-one wins. Second, how do you know america are ‘better’ than Great Britain at war, since all you yanks do it throw more and more useless hicks at our incredibly soldiers, you have large numbers of useless idiots, and Britain has and incredible set of soldiers who DO NOT shoot at anyone who they can see through their sights, which you silly silly yanky doodles do, thirdly, if god loved you more, why didnt you win? and fourth and final GOD DOES NOT EXIST so fuck all of you, you are all absolute tools and really suck at life.
You all Fail
Thankyou for being able to keep you concentration up until this point without attempting to invade or kill someone, you have done well, silly american
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2:24 pm
The same american so0ldier who shoot at Iraquis civilian because they thought they had weapon of amss destruction when they actually have a cellphone and talking to their wife
Oh and the same american soldier who actually shoot at iraquis CHILDREN who didnt have any wepaôn on Them not even a BOMB yes AMERICAN SOLDIER DID THAT
and what they did they didnt apologyze they ONLY LAUGH you show to the entire world that USA is a Bunch of bastard and coward
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9:56 am
Racism isn’t nice Abe. And England’s better is some things like recycling and one of my Wiccan friends said she met an American girl who thought English was an American language and English people didn’t speak English :p Godsake, pull yo American out of your arse.
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10:50 am
Hahaa, no, we are a corrupt civilization of cocky, self-indulgent ass holes like you.
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9:50 am
It was a tie, idiot. And, I’m American, But my god England is way better at soccer than Americans are.
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