England goalkeeper helplessly watches as a divine kick soars into the goal, giving America the World Cup Victory.
My friends, only hours ago I told everyone that America is the greatest at whatever we choose to do. Today, we prayed to also become the greatest at soccer, just so we could teach England more humility!
England cannot defeat us at anything: war, sports and even who God favors more! Yes, England used to be God’s favorite country but they just had to make their kings unto false gods, and therefore, God ordained America and our Manifest Destiny to be the world’s finest at all.
Cry England! America has whooped you yet again!