Demonic Cat Caught on Camera (Picture Evidence)
My friends, for years now I have warned everyone we need to exterminate cats. Cats are evil and of Satan.
Liberal cat-lovers out there will try to defend this vile vermin. They will try to claim all animals on Earth were created by God and therefore, I have no room to say cats are evil unless I’m a hypocrite.
That of course is poor logic and a fallacy! Because since we know God also created Satan as an original angel, and now Satan has lead a life that will cause him to get burned in the lowest pits of hell for all time while we all laugh at him and all sinners forever, we can see that something that is created good can still choose to be bad and pay the price.
Cats were recruited by Satan many years ago, much the same way Satan recruited some angels to sin and God smacked them all into hell, because they were the vermin of heaven.
Cats have: 1) been worshipped as false gods in Egypt 2) helped witches cast spells and kill people 3) help Satan spread bad ‘luck’ 4) can be easily possessed by Satanic vapor of demon. The list goes on and on.
I always find more proof of cats are evil when going online. Last week I even showed everyone evidence of a cat worshipping Satan with a candle ritual. Now today, in this evidence I show you a cat who has used Satan’s powers to hover its yes over a doorhole so it can peer and see if it’s owners were back home yet.
The owners set up a secret camera when after late at night, they are demonic growls coming from their cat and one time they shone a line it its eyes, and the eyes returned a yellow-red glow which was mirror reflecting the flame covered valleys of hell itself. Warning: The following picture media displays a cat using devil powers to hevitate and see when its ‘owners’ come home. Please immediately pray and demand any wife/children leave the room before viewing.
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- Scared
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- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Abe
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7:12 pm
Oh wow, the cat jumped, look at that.
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9:32 pm
Cats can jump high. What’s so demonic about that?
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2:16 pm
I don’t think Abe and the other idiots will ever leave you alone about cats. I think he made this post just for you.
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10:25 pm
It’s not even the jumping. It’s photoshopped.
First of all, look at the tail. It barely even looks attatched. Secondly, look at the shadow. Shouldn’t the whole cat’s shadow show, not just the tail?
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6:01 pm
Actually, it’s an overexposed photo. Someone probably had it the setting to do that (it’s used for fireworks or for creating an image to show movements, like a cat leaping, or someone doing jumping jacks) and didn’t know how to use it. Have to hold the button longer. Pretty cool picture though.
I could see why it looks like it might be photoshopped.
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11:46 pm
Are you that stupid? What a fool you are to think people will follow in your beliefs.
Moron.
Abe is a total backwoods redneck moron according to the Great Book of Satan.
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12:35 am
the same logic can be aplied to proveing godis evil.
god has 1) murdered countless because he didn’t liek them 2) commited mutiple genocides because he felt like it 3) started the eradication of an entire belif system despite saying the punishment for not beliveing in him shall only come after death 4) let people be born with personalities he will then not tolerate thus asking people to hate themself or be punished.
dude if that’s good i’m rooting for satan. at least he care about my well being.
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6:01 pm
Lol! This made me laugh! Yup, that “red glow” in their eyes? Cats can see in the dark, but wait- you’re gonna call it demonic! Oh no! And, that picture is obviously photoshopped, and cats can jump high! And growl! Oh shoot, what do we do?! I am a faithful Christian and I own 6 cats, and this made me sick. You are a sick person, Abe, and write about disgusting things. You call a camel toe a CAMERA TOE. You think that J.K. Rowling is a guy(which she is not), and discriminate gays. God loves and supports everyone no matter if they are straight, bisexual, or gay, under his big roof of Heaven, and you are obviously not a real Christian if you can’t understand that.
-Serenity
P.S. I’m 11 and I know more about my stuff than you do, ABE. Go do some research before you write fake articles with photoshopped, accidental, or edited evidence. Geez.
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11:20 pm
hmm egyptian didnt worship cats has God butCast were actually Guardian against Hell and the demonic
h and by the way did you know in china there is a legend about fortune cat ? so the “bad luck superstition” is Invalid no ?
I’m pretty sure you hate Cats because they can actually protect use against evil and you smile the demon
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4:35 pm
I’m astonished , I can’t believe this blog is serious, if it’s a joke, you’re really good, and I mean REALLYY. If not..well I can’t imagine this is serious.
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5:57 pm
You know, I have yellow eyes. That’s a bit unfair about the color of eyes. You Nazi.
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10:06 pm
Ahahahahaha you fucking retard
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5:05 pm
Cats jump. Very high infact. THERE NOTHING DEMONIC ABOUT THIS!
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4:35 am
Since when is a jumping cat demonic? I’ve been watching cats leap to great heights for all my adult years, but never has it occurred to me to think the devil made ‘em do it. Muscles and tendons, maybe, but something supernatural??? Really now!
What in the world makes you so rabid about cats? Such hatred! As William Blake wrote (though not about cat-hating humans), “…Did He who made the Lamb make thee?”
If this site is a parody or a put-on, however, I have to say you got it right. You’ve really captured the unfortunate level of ignorance that plagues so many on this planet.
Guess it just “comes natural” to you, huh?
Mrrrrrrow, y’all.
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11:50 pm
I just laughed for 10 minutes over this. You my friend are a genius! And hail to the turtles (the natural enemy of cats)
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6:54 am
I have very rarely seen an internet page this ridiculous. Do you really believe your readers are that stupid to fall for this article, let alone that “photo evidence”….
You fundamental christians are terrorists of the mind. but luckily your ways aren’t very smart.
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7:14 am
angel cat, we are not trying to make anybody “fall” for anything. Christwire provides the Proof and people can choose for themselves.
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11:40 pm
You guys are absolutely crazy!! If you believe in God, like you say, talk about the love of God, and stop throwing this other garbage at people! Christwire is HAYWIRED!
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3:57 pm
You guys just got trolled… and quite successfully btw.
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5:04 am
u suck. it’s anonymous not annonymous
unrealsoftware.de fo’ teh win
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6:44 am
Oh, what a sweet picture of my cat!
yes, this cat is demonic. any problem?
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8:49 am
Don’t mind this, just a typo
Unrealsoftware.de ftw.
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12:19 am
teh kitteh. so cuuuuuuute. Iz can snuggle it?
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4:05 pm
Abe what are you smoking in your icon? I don’t think it’s tobacco.
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8:49 am
omg my friends cat jump really high when i was playing with her with her favorite toy oh no cats jumping makes them evil aaaah lol
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