Gays Continue Their Summer Ice Cream Agenda Times 6
My friends, for every one gay we let live in our streets, for kids get tricked and then dallied. The proof of this fact is repeatedly stated and cited.
So now today it should come as no surprise to us parents, to find the gays have unveiled a new line of summer ice creams. They plan to use these cold snacks to entice our children this summer, and send subliminal messages that it is fun for little Johnny to lick the trench coat man’s twiddler rompus after getting into the dark, black van.
They want kids to think it is normal for little Sarah to dally linger the sallyjessy of Lesbian Sue, the pool lifeguard who may attack our daughters in the changing room.
The gays are everywhere, parents, and they are using these ice creams to trick your kid with what looks like an innocent summer snack, but instead is just gay viral marketing to make them segue into a life sugar-plummed in anal sins.
Just look at some of these sick examples found from just touring downtown yesterday:
Nutty Merlin – A Magic/Gay Ice Cream
Merlin was the homosexual magician in the Arthurian folklore, a predecessor for the sick Harry Potter films. So with its pink sparkles, you can already guess the angle of this ice cream snack.
The dire gays call it “Nutty Merlin” and its name is rife with innuendo. It is a reference to a sick act gays perform on each other, called, you guess it, ‘The Nutty Merlin’. It is where they yell out magic words like “Shazam” or “Abacadabra” while jollying each other’s rogers, and then all in pink bed sheets and sparkles because they are sick gays!
They try to make it seem like a magical experience, but in reality the only thing that will disappear is their souls when God instantly casts these demon whores to hell! The Bible warns against magic and gays, so a magical gay is one of the most foul sinners of all!
They are trying to remind kids of Harry Potter and magic with this name, because kid’s may think all of that stuff is cool. They don’t know that gays are laughing and just biding their time for every bit a child takes of this ice cream.
Lesbian Choco Taco
The lesbians are a crafty people who use foul tactics to make girls choose their bad lifestyle. One of the most common things they do is come up with street names for their secret parts.
Pearly Oyster, Peach’s Pie, Clam, Taco, Warm Mashmallow and even Bubblelicious. The lesbians use these words so that, girls will associate the need to eat or enjoy a bubble gum, or perhaps even a dessert snack, with the nethers. They wants a food/sex association.
So it is no surprise that lesbians have crafted a new icecream called the “Choco Taco”. They want to remind girls of two great things to eat: actual Tacos like from Taco Bell, and a nice chocolate.
Research reveals this is also the name of a fornicated lesbian sex act, where they use mouth tongues to dither each other in their backparts, then lick the secret parts! That is illegal use! It is sick and with a little thinking, you can see where they get the name: “chocolate” and then “the taco”. Appalling.
Double Nut Dip Deluxe
This ice cream was created by a gay fashion designer. You can see the gay agenda all over this one, with two phallic ice cream popsicles which are really just frozen Satan scepters.
The gays again use pink to soften up our sons and then try to make them associate licking this pink ice cream rod with the thoughts of getting cooled down in summer and having a milky ice cream treat. They do this so when the gay freezes his willie whack and sneaks over to them and says, ‘come try my frozen treat!” it will seem normal.
I wish this were only 300 years ago, because I would round up the posse and judgment rope, so we could arrest and judge all gays who abduct our children as guilty and then decide how to punish all these sickos, one by one!
Double Chocolate Dip
This one is just like the Double Nut Deluxe, but going by the name is probably created for the more urban black market. Gays will recruit from anywhere so none of our sons and daughters are safe, regardless of race, creed, gender, socioeconomic status or even mental prowess.
Don’t forget that gays excel at things like design and secretaries, so finding ways to market these subliminal ice cream to our children is one of their strong suits. Our children are in danger!
The ‘Flying Saucer’
The lesbians have finally put one of their most sick, disgusting and vile bedroom acts to fore. The ‘flying saucer’.
You hear rumors about this one and I can only imagine it involves acrobatics and ropes, and sprawling sin spreads!
They are trying to take all of that gross act, and put it into ice cream form so they can entice girls to look more into it. Lesbians are mean, flabby women who want our girls to be okay with growing facial hair and gruff voices.
Then use their girl parts improperly. This is just sick and I must ask why we allow subliminal marketing, especially when the target victims are our kids. These pictures are just from a stroll, imagine the horror of touring city after city this summer and seeing what ice cream agenda lurks within.
Parents, protect your children and don’t let them wander off too far. A prowling gay/lesbian is always on the hunt and their bait gets far more crafty every year.
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Author: Abe
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12:45 pm
“My friends, for every one gay we let live in our streets, for kids get tricked and then dallied. The proof of this fact is repeatedly stated and cited.”
All you ever do is state it, you never cite it. But we’ll keep asking for your proof knowing you can’t provide any.
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1:44 pm
“Merlin was the homosexual magician in the Arthurian folklore, a predecessor for the sick Harry Potter films.”
Merlin has NOTHING to do with Harry Potter.
“because kid’s may think”
The plural for kid is “kids”, not “kid’s”. “Kid’s” is short for “kid is”, you illiterate fool.
“Pearly Oyster, Peach’s Pie, Clam, Taco, Warm Mashmallow and even Bubblelicious. The lesbians use these words so that, girls will associate the need to eat or enjoy a bubble gum, or perhaps even a dessert snack, with the nethers. They wants a food/sex association.”
“Warm Marshmallow” and “Bubblelicious”? Sorry, but I see nothing vaginal about those.
“So it is no surprise that lesbians have crafted a new icecream called the “Choco Taco”.”
The Choco Taco has been around for years.
“Research reveals this is also the name of a fornicated lesbian sex act”
Cite your research, please.
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2:04 pm
I don’t know for you but I’m Hungry and Thirsty
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4:00 pm
Here comes the ice cream truck!!
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9:53 pm
this is a joke right? I mean there is no way that you are serious
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10:11 pm
Dude, I said it once and I’ll say it again. THERE IS NO STUPID GAY AGENDA!!! I’m part of the gay community (bi teen boy) and I have to say a few things. Homosexuality simply means being sexually attractive to the same sex. It describes people like me, kind of. Pedophilia is being sexually attracted to children. It describes people like you. And, I’ve been posting on almost every story you put on this site asking you questions, and I get no reply. You know what that shows? You trash-talk behind our backs and when we confront you, you keep quiet. It just shows that you are a coward! So tell me, I’m a guy, and I like another guy, who’s gay. What do you think? I question if you truly BELIEVE that this is happening. Again, reply to me. If you don’t, you’ll humiliate yourself in front of all these people and show them you’re a coward and a fool. Besides, you don’t have much to lose… Almost all of these people hate you. You’re an extremist, and God won’t let you in to Heaven. He made the people he KNEW would be brave enough to go on through life, despite endless harrassment gay. Reply. Do you hear me? REPLY YOU REDNECK HILLBILLY!!!
And to help destroy this awful stereotype, I was not “recruited”!
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10:15 pm
Sorry, I forgot to proofread. I mean: Homosexuality means being ATTRACTED not ATTRACTIVE. And, Abe you’re still not off the hook.
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3:06 am
He won’t answer to ya because he is scared he know that he can be sued just for those article freedom of speech Mya ss most of those redneck abuse of it
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11:05 am
[Quote] About The Author If you don’t like what you just read here you can just get out of my country. Now how about that smart-alack. Follow me on twitters.[/Quote]
Hmmmm…here is to hoping that i’m no where near you…especially not in “your” country…
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6:43 pm
Sigh… I guess not. But he will alwys be hated by me!
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6:54 am
“Pearly Oyster, Peach’s Pie, Clam, Taco, Warm Mashmallow and even Bubblelicious. The lesbians use these words so that, girls will associate the need to eat or enjoy a bubble gum, or perhaps even a dessert snack, with the nethers. They wants a food/sex association.”
Twiddle rompus, back bothering, dally linger, sallyjessy, jollying each other’s rogers, mouth tongues, dither, backparts, Satan scepters, willie whack, sin spreads. None of these are real words either Abe. Also, I have never been lured into a dark van by a man in a trench coat.
This whole article is hilarious. When did you learn the word ‘socio-economic’, by the way? It is a coll word and word-butchers like you shouldn’t be allowed near innocent words. Or a computer. In fact, you should just be locked up for life like the rapist you are.
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1:02 pm
I am sorry this is totally rediculous, I love choco tacos and they never turned me gay. Where is this foolishness coming from. Someone needs to use their time more wisely. Actually I think it is a horrible insult to gay people everywhere.
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12:27 am
Believe me, I’m with you sister. I cracked up at the stupidity of this article, and then almost cried when I realized that some people actually believe that this is what we do. And by the way, I’m also a total fan of the choco tacos
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8:32 pm
http://you-fail.me/
My response.
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8:05 am
Careful you don’t try… THE CHOCOLATE! It’ll turn you gayer than a rainbow on a unicorn farm, and you’ll be dithering nether parts with your mouth tongue before you know it!
I’m glad the tags for this post are “danger” and “ice cream”. No two words could be more related, really, in this sick gay world of ours.
(…?!)
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6:44 pm
before i even begin to process how ridiculous this is, i can’t help but scratch my head at how poorly it is written. i had a really hard time following the thought patterns; sentences frequently didn’t make any sense at all.
to the author: your argument might start to hold water if you could construct a sentence that made sense. citing some resources or research would also help — good luck finding any. and ice cream? really?? ice cream has been around for about 200 years. the world hasn’t ended and we aren’t all gay . . . can ice cream really be that bad?! give the creamy goodness a break, man!
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3:03 pm
Stats say that the vast majority of pedophiles are heterosexual. How can you talk about Christian values when you lie and judge and spread yet more lies?
This is one of the supidest articles I have seen recently on the web.
Shame for your judgement, lies, and very unlike-Christ behavior & agenda.
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2:54 am
Umm.
Yeah.
These pictures were lifted off an article called “6 Ice Cream Treats That Sound Like Sex Acts.” In the exact same order in which they’re displayed here.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/scott/6-ice-cream-treats-that-sound-like-sex-acts
It seems that Tineye is not your friend in this case.
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11:03 am
i have never had a choco taco but after hearing about it hear i really wanna try it. i love bubble gum icecream, it never made me gay cause i was born this way. but seriously you are an idiot and i really hope someone sues you so you end up homeless on the streets like the trash you are.
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3:37 am
Firstly, I am not a Christian. A friend has alerted me to this thread. Secondly, I identify as gay and if I don’t mind saying so, am a moral, loving and compassionate being. I work as a social worker (getting paid next to nothing to do it) spending all my days standing up for the little guy and doing my very best to make this world just a little easier on those less fortunate. What are you doing? Making life harder for a certain group of already harshly discriminated against people? Congratuations. I’m sure your mother is very proud of you… Of course, only if she is as brain-dead as you clearly are. I guess the apple never falls far from the tree. Shame on her for failing to raise a moral child. Offended? Walk a mile in my shoes, arsewipe.
I am outraged by this thread, be it for real or even a joke. My suggestion is as follows: if you would like for the non-believers in this word to have respect for your religious values, then perhaps you should be spreading love as apposed to hatred. Your fellow Christians, as evidenced by the other (much more intelligent and educated) responses in this thread are clearly unimpressed by you efforts to alienate them and their beliefs further. I know many good and moral Christians. Safe to say, you have insulted them by assuming to be a Christian at all. Go back to school. You have much to learn. Grammar may be a good place to start. No need to respond as I won’t be venturing back to this page. Peace out.
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10:23 am
YOU are the pervert for thinking innocent frozen dairy treats resemble lesbian sex acts, genitalia, and innuendo.
Haven’t Choco Tacos been around since like…the fifties?
If you want people to think like you, could you at least use decent grammar? Your subject AND your syntax were atrocious and offensive to my eyes.
You offend good Christian people with your incessant ignorance and persecution of people who Christ died for, just like He died for your sorry self.
So silence, filthy windbag.
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10:28 am
By the way…this fool can’t prove any of the claims he makes…because they are unsubstantiated. If he has any more pics he didn’t pull off from somewhere else, my guess would be that they were photoshopped
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