God is Angry with Guatemala, Opens Massive Sinkhole and Casts Furious Stormy Tempest!
Guatemala, bow down before your God! He wrath is nigh and his nostrils blow steam of swift vengeance, for it is written:
“For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men” (Rom. 1:18)
Behold God’s wrath for Venezuela today!
Followed by an encore display of power and domination over all, even those who make Satan proud by their South American sins!
My friends, these are two acts of God. Today, God ripped open the very ground of Venezuela and opened a huge sinkhole straight to hell! Even a building was swallowed!
Oh putrid sinners, do you not realize that even the most advanced things crafted by the hands of man is but an anthill before God? What a stubborn, stiff-necked lot who is not cast into deep fear by God’s display of wrath and rage against all unholy!
Friends, today I feel even a bit of sorrow in my heart for these poor heathen lots. Only a year ago we watched as a sinkhole in India opened and thousands of Hindu sinners were swallowed up, straight to hell.
Then months later a mighty monsoon washed clean the shores of Asia, where so many Godless wonders were doing their communist daily duties and not having a heart for Christ.
“Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience” (Eph. 5:6) What things?
You see, some of these poor lots have not been sent enough Bibles and missionaries to convince them to give our Lord a try, and to cast Satan out of their lives. He has lured many of these cultures into a dark place, and as you see, if we do not do our duty and evangelize to these people, they will continue on their wicked way and provoke God’s wrath. Their entire nations will be hell bound with no return.
So today I pray for Guatemala. I pray for them to allow America to enter their country, so we may help them put an end to the drug cartels that upset God to no end.
I pray the heart of Guatemala is repentant for cheering on Venezuela terror leader Hugo Chavez, who is a raging atheist and seeks to destroy our Christian nation. Let us pray that Guatemala makes peace with the Heavenly Hosts by, accepting a national stance against Venezuela and solidify that peace by freely offering their oil to where it belongs, under the protection of America.
If these things are done, and they accept Christ into their nation’s heart once more, God will let up his wrath and they will again live in peace. But if not, this sinkhole and massive tropical storm are only the tip of the proverbial iceberg.
And the power of God can even make a hailstorm constituted by large icebergs fall from the heats of desert sky, so do not test him! His wrath is great and all we need to do is look at the sodden lands of Guatemala to know the fate if you refuse his will!
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Author: Reverend Clyde H. Higgins
You're all sinners in the hands of an angry God, a spider dangling over the burning flames of hell and only protected by one silk thread. God has scissors ready and hates those who spin webs of sin.
6:05 pm
Hopefully this will teach them a lesson.
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6:54 pm
I hope you fall into a sinkhole. This is the worst thing you could possibly say. It’s people like you that will kill the world. There is no lesson to be taught, other than to build better storm systems. Your God isn’t angry at them, you just think he is because you can’t wrap your head around the fact that natural disasters are not acts of god.
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1:47 am
How is this not an act of God?
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2:31 am
how was 9/11 not an act of god?…. we can all play this game buddy.
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2:56 am
Christians worship God and they attacked a Christian nation, with a Christian president. They attacked America, the land ordained and chosen by God. You have no heart.
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3:44 am
god could have stoped 9/11. god did not stop 9/11. god is responsibel.
and for the record my heart goes out to anyone who lost a loved one on 9/11. my hate is directed at people who would ever see anything good in an acident like this.
if god is the cause of what happened in gutamala god is evil. no discusion.
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8:42 am
typical americans, a people who fled europe, took over a country occupied by others, killed the indeginous population, then shipped ppl from Africa instead to use as slaves, then afterwords free them but still discriminate them… how in any way could they be chosen by god…
and why the hate towards “satanist” does Jesus not say: Turn the other cheek :O
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10:39 am
God chose and ordained America?! Please explain to me how!
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8:13 am
hey lol i still laugh about 9/11 my greates achievment ever
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12:40 pm
I was directing my comment at both the writer of this awful article as well as the commenter.
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2:19 pm
Don’t you know that limestone caverns collapse, causing sinkholes on many such occasions? You FOOL! The satire!
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4:15 pm
How sad that you have no love in your hearts as Jesus asked us to.
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7:07 am
After loffing my ass off while reading this, decided to point just one thing in INDIA there was never a sinkhole , writer is just mentioning random made up incidents to make his case look more real, probably thats what happens when u r High in ur godly imagination after dose of ecstasy.
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8:41 pm
I don’t think it’s was exctasy but sure it’s was a Hard drugs
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7:45 am
So god does this to non-jesus people……
Well Guatemala is more jesus than the U.S.A. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guatamala#Religion
so next time you write something do a lttle bit more fact checking.
try again later
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10:11 am
Just curious,
The Gulf Coast is full of deeply faithful Christians, many of whom are losing their entire lively hoods, I guess Jesus must hate Christians too.
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7:18 pm
tl;dr
Harr harr harr.
Anyway…
I promote homogay games such as Team Fortress 2, made by Valve (which is secretly owned by China as a tool to make American children lazy), which is a violent children’s game that has child-appealing and gay appearances and promotes Russian Atheists, German Atheists, American Atheists, French Atheists, More Amercian Atheists, Atheists of Unknown Origins, Australian Atheists, Scottish Atheists, and even more American Atheists.
With Valve Company, China shall take over America secretly and quietly.
I can’t believe I just said that! >:D
In all seriousness, whatever I say will probably get hate, hate, and more hate.
I’m Chinese and I’m proud to be one.
I’m also a nerd, and play video games of SATAN (as the Christians of Christwire call it).
I have a life, harr harr.
Harr harr.
I hate Japan.
They tried to muscle into China in World War II.
They failed, obviously.
Now I’m going to go pet my cats and eat some frog legs, egg rolls, and noodles.
Bye.
“You fight like a dairy farmer!”
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7:20 pm
That’s an interesting post you have there.
That doesn’t have anything to do with the article, though.
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8:39 pm
and when I’m gonna play Team forteress 2 I’m screwed up … lol ( of course I know he was sarcastic china never did any harm to other countries in 1000 years and more the only wars they did is to take back their own territories)
and being lazy team forteress I heard you need quite big reflexes Lol yet the christian doenst know about that
since their “american army is Jock mainly puhahaha” what a Joke(jock joke oh oh)
most redneck doesn’t even Know how their own army operate and Think they didn’t even know that the U.S army hated Bush much of the time for his own decision against afghanistan and irak they also hated reagan in cold wars and Nixon for waterloo and vietnam and guatemala and other minor squirmish the US army is actually hated most of the republican for their war Hungriness oil
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7:21 pm
“How appropiate. You fight like a cow!”
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7:48 am
if jesus was alive today he would have been a communist… do you even have a fucking idea of what communism is? It would be the perfect system if not for the human´s natural greed… and religious zealots like you idiots.
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7:15 am
Mainly to the Article….
Rom 2:1 Therefore thou art inexcusable, O man, whosoever thou art that judgest: for wherein thou judgest another, thou condemnest thyself; for thou that judgest doest the same things.
Rom 2:2 But we are sure that the judgment of God is according to truth against them which commit such things.
Rom 2:3 And thinkest thou this, O man, that judgest them which do such things, and doest the same, that thou shalt escape the judgment of God?
Rom 2:4 Or despisest thou the riches of his goodness and forbearance and longsuffering; not knowing that the goodness of God leadeth thee to repentance?
Rom 2:5 But after thy hardness and impenitent heart treasurest up unto thyself wrath against the day of wrath and revelation of the righteous judgment of God;
Rom 2:6 Who will render to every man according to his deeds:
Rom 2:7 To them who by patient continuance in well doing seek for glory and honour and immortality, eternal life:
Rom 2:8 But unto them that are contentious, and do not obey the truth, but obey unrighteousness, indignation and wrath,
Rom 2:9 Tribulation and anguish, upon every soul of man that doeth evil, of the Jew first, and also of the Gentile;
Rom 2:10 But glory, honour, and peace, to every man that worketh good, to the Jew first, and also to the Gentile:
Rom 2:11 For there is no respect of persons with God.
As a Christian I’m appalled by such a rash assumption that has no merit based on Bible understanding or edification to teach those about Christ and how to be saved. Has God used nature to condemn people? Yes, we have recordings of such in the Word. Is that what happened here? How can you know? You are not God, nor understand that God has saved His wrath for the judgement. In fact lets ask Jesus what he would say to such a question when it comes to people dying and us assuming.
Luke 13:1-5 There were present at that season some that told him of the Galilaeans, whose blood Pilate had mingled with their sacrifices.
And Jesus answering said unto them, Suppose ye that these Galilaeans were sinners above all the Galilaeans, because they suffered such things?
I tell you, Nay: but, except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish.
Or those eighteen, upon whom the tower in Siloam fell, and slew them, think ye that they were sinners above all men that dwelt in Jerusalem?
Luk 13:5 I tell you, Nay: but, except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish.
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