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God Strikes Down Lady Gaga for Floozy Leatherpants
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RedditThe power of God was on display again today my friends, this time over in England as he watched the sinwoman Lady Gaga strut around in sinning leatherpants.
It is well known that leather pants are the work of Satan. They entice with the skin of a dragon snake, then try to make you all interested in the sweaty skin beneath! This is all sick and sinful, and it figures that this Lady Gaga plays into these pants and tries to wear them with also sinful leather boots and tops.
I could only wish this were the middle ages, so we could lock this Gaga up in a tower and throw away the key, until he agrees to convert to Christianity and stop trying to mislead childrens away from the cross of the Lord.
Look at God’s wrath as he causes a full grown human to lose footing for wearing leatherpants!
Do not test the wrath of God oh sinful one! Stop trying to mislead kids into sinning with devil treats under leather veils and trying to pretend you’s women when really a man!
Look what happens when God is angered!
He has cast her down to bow before him!
Not even the money of a celebrity granted by Satan can make a person immune to the power of God! With just a disgusted snarl of his lip, he makes buckle the knees of Gaga so she will have to go into pray position before the master of the universe!
Bow down Satan and your sinful children, who try to pervert this generation!
A shocked crowd is in awe at the power of God and Gaga’s mysterious fall!
It takes three fully grown men to stand up what God has casually tumbled!
Learn your lesson, Gaga! No warnings and this is what the liberals think Gaga should be able to expose to your childrens. Veiled twiddle rompusess! Gross! Sick! Gay agenda!
I Am exhuasted from being so angery over all this. I can hardly see straight because I am sickened at how these liberals think these type of people have any place as ‘entertainers’ for our children and let them buy their music.
When your child ends up sick with dangerous diseases like scab herpies and bird flu, and they live the transgenetic lifestyle, don’t act all surprised like you were not warned! That is where Gaga music leads and I have shown you all the proof that God has had enough that he makes her crawl prostrate like King Nebuchadnezzar when he was in sin!
Just look at this sinfest! My eyes!
Oh what have we done to fall to such a low place, my friends? What have we done? Why do the gays think they can assault us with such fashion horrors and then get away with it?
I am going to go eat some, soups, crackers, fizzy sodas and then some Pepto Bismol. My stomach is churned and now yours is too. This example
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If you don't like what you just read here you can just get out of my country. Now how about that smart-alack.
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sure it’s God who did that but not the fault of her leather pants who could actually helped in 99% of the case to trips on her knee … never thought about that little Old man
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yes in the middel ages you could have burned her as a witch for wearing leather pants…. oh wait in the middel ages leather pants was good pants because they were durable.
also i thought you allways said christianity is a choice even from within the bible. so why is it you wish you were in a time where you forced others to convert. doesn’t that go against your own teachings then.
and never tell me how i fell got that shit head?
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“Why do the gays think they can assault us with such fashion horrors and then get away with it?”
why do christians think they can asult us with their relegious bullshit and get away with it?
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Behold the mighty wrath of God! He has the power to make people stumble! Be wary, you never know when God may use his devine influence to cause one to spill grape juice all over your brand new shirt!
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I am sure that IF there were a god, he would have better things to do than cause someone to stumble, come on, with trillions of starts, billions of planets, and uncountable electrons, protons, and neutrons to keep in order, I’m sure he’s plenty busy. LMAO
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so i was just wondering… if her outfit is so sinful and seductive, why would you post multiple pictures of it, displaying it for both the world and your precious “flock.” in doing so, might you be, i don’t know, doing the work of satan? lmao.
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“…as he watched the sinwoman Lady Gaga strut around in sinning leatherpants.”
I’ll bet he did…;)
“It is well known that leather pants are the work of Satan.”
No, you’re spouting nonsense again. Repeat after me: “Real journalist don’t make up facts.”
“They entice with the skin of a dragon snake”
Leather comes from cows. Which are mammals. Also, dragons aren’t real.
“I could only wish this were the middle ages, so we could lock this Gaga up in a tower and throw away the key, until he agrees to convert to Christianity and stop trying to mislead childrens away from the cross of the Lord.”
You seem to wish it was the Middle Ages quite a lot. Maybe it’s because then you wouldn’t get in trouble with the law for raping kids because everyone who was anyone was doing it anyway. Lady Gaga is female. The feminine third person singular personal pronoun is ‘she’ not ‘he’.
“Look at God’s wrath as he causes a full grown human to lose footing for wearing leatherpants!”
She tripped. She wasn’t struck down by the wrath of an invisible old codger in the clouds.
“…he makes buckle the knees of Gaga so she will have to go into pray position before the master of the universe!”
Who, Allah? That would appear to be a position similar to the one that many Muslims pray in.
“A shocked crowd is in awe at the power of God and Gaga’s mysterious fall”
No, they are following her because she is famous.
“It takes three fully grown men to stand up what God has casually tumbled!”
Or maybe they just tried to help her?
” Veiled twiddle rompusess! Gross! Sick! Gay agenda!”
You can’t even spell your own made-up words correctly. The rest is merely politically incorrect,something that obviously doesn’t bother you on this site.
“When your child ends up sick with dangerous diseases like scab herpies and bird flu, and they live the transgenetic lifestyle”
I usually avoid clichéd internet acronyms but srsly wtf?!?
“Why do the gays think they can assault us with such fashion horrors and then get away with it?”
I may have missed something; where exactly are the gays in this article? Are they some sort of guerilla group who pop up everywhere to spread sin that only Christwirian ‘journalists’ can see? I doubt it. Seeing conspiracies and illogical situations everywhere has a name: paranoia. I recommend professional help.
“I am going to go eat some, soups, crackers, fizzy sodas and then some Pepto Bismol. My stomach is churned and now yours is too. This example”
That first comma is in the wrong place. How does this revolting banquet help your ‘churning stomach’, exactly? More to the point, unless you are in the same room as me you are unlikely to know anything of my digestive situation.
—BobTheChairGuy
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OMG!!! LEATHER IS SOOOO EVIL AND SATANIC!!! Seriously? Whats wrong with leather? I highly doubt that it’ll “make you all interested in the sweaty skin beneath!” If you are interested though you are one sick basterd. Other than that I think that Lady Gaga was just drunk as hell. (OMG!! Did I just say drunk as hell!?)
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