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RedditWarning: This article contains photographs and videos that prove once and for all why Transformers is dangerous! They try to fire Megan Fox from Transformers 3 due to these images and the boycott they knew would follow, but too late! These images prove that Megan Fox is a lust monger and has designed to pervert our young sons and daughters! Demand your children/wife leave the room before reviewing this article for your parent alert group!
The onus of responsibility is far great in this one, my friends. I had to dig deep to protect our children from Hollywood and a mistake you might make in letting them see Transformers 3.
Transformers is a movie franchise about magic robots and evolution! It teaches that robots can evolve and are gods! Blasphemers who witness and believe this will burn in hell!
Hollywood knows that fornication sells, so in this movie they have also included a siren vixen, a character with no skill but to flaunt uncrossed legs, dangling dunkabunk emerging from short shorts and lick lips on motorcyles! Whore demon!
You know who I am talking about, Megan Fox, even more vile and lewd than Olivia Munn. This Megan Fox appears on Transformers 1 and 2 and only speaks 4 times, then the rest just waltzes around hot and sweaty, making boys get unnatural feelings down there and entice them to keep watching this evolution agenda movie by the power of sin! Secret sins of secret parts is what she peddles!
Parents, Megan Fox is dangerous because she has a spell cast over so many boys. If you interview even college students, they will rank this fire hassy in their top 5 consistently! Because she is working for devil and has a way to their minds threw their sinning Satan scepters!
Well I have looked long and hard to find examples of why this women is sin incarnate! And I have found something that will disgust you all and make you boycott all she is involved with.
She has had consumptials with a mannequin dolls! Sick! Sick! Outrage!
She has filmed herself doing the hickey with a mannequin, a plastic creation! This is vile and is only meant as a play to tempt young men to look and keep looking until they are excited with sin! Parents, I cannot stress how frantic I am to get you to heed my words! Megan Fox is enticing your sons!
Look at this!
Oh, how foul, the Bible warns of the Whore of Babylon who can fit a city in her nethers, but not even that compares to what I see here! A woman dallying a oversized Barbie Doll! This shows an agenda to make school girls think that it is okay to dally their Barbie Dolls! See what she is up to! She is corrupting our young daughters too with this!
Then she made a video!
My anger is riled and yours is too. This video has made you disgusted and I know you know have a case of dry heaves. Parents, no Transformers this summer.
If you let your child see this or any other movies with vixens, it will be a life of bad marriage, drugs and disease. It will mess their minds up, sons and daughters.
Let us be kind to our children and ban them from such movies and even in college, strip their tuition if they buy magazines of her and try to put the images on their walls!
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If you don't like what you just read here you can just get out of my country. Now how about that smart-alack.
Follow me on twitters. Poke me as your New Friend on Facebook!! 
I laugh at you.
ha ha ha.
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Let us be kind to our children and ban them from such movies and even in college, strip their tuition if they buy magazines of her and try to put the images on their walls!
sure lets your kids be ignorant of the outside world like you did and continue doing it Home schooled is a real Joke
the pathetic excuse of the republican (fake one of course ) public school is subventioned and funded by the government it’s time who actually tell them what to learn
like if in Math 1+1 doesnt give you 2 mannn seriously ya pathetic
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Megan Fox is sexy, point blank.
If guys are attacted to her then oh well, it’s not the end of the world that someone finds another person attactive. And to make this even better a lot of women find her attactive too, oh yes! The horror!
Transformers is a movie, it was based off of a comic book and an animated series. Pure entertanment. It’s not about evolution, where do you come up with this bullshit? Before you trash a movie go do some reasearch on it so that you don’t make yourself look like a jackass…oh wait it’s too late for that.
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I like what your saying he is a arrohgant prick
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Wow that authors a dumb ass hole that needs a life
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“…then the rest just waltzes around hot and sweaty, making boys get unnatural feelings down there”
No, those feeling are natural. That is why the human race continues to reproduce. Because they enjoy it.
“The onus of responsibility is far great in this one, my friends”
Yoda is too awesome for Christwire.
“Transformers is a movie franchise about magic robots and evolution”
How can it be about both magic and evolution? I thought magic was more the Creationist aspect of things. Ya know, talking animals, walking on water, rising from the dead?
“Secret sins of secret parts is what she peddles!”
Again, Yoda is too cool for you.
Onto your ‘vocabulary’:
The ABE/ENGLISH DICTIONARY INC. presents a partial translation of ‘Megan Fox Dallies a Mannequin Porn!’ (Words are best estimates.)
Satan scepters = probably means penises
dangling dunkabunk = ???
fire hassy = umm…hot woman?
consumptials = sex (possibly)
—BobTheChairGuy
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For the record, my anger is not riled. Don’t presume to know what others think.
Oh, wait. You Christians can’t really do that since you all seem to know exactly what god wants.
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Megan Fox is fuck ugly. And Transformers is dangerous only if you watch it. Then you think to yourself “MUST PURGE THE PAIN!!!!” and rip out your eyeballs. The Horror. The Horror.
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wow thats amazing how arrogant you are you even disobayed some of your own rules to make those lies. the video was’t even a video the colour of megans skin was completley different then it actually was and IT WASNT EVEN HER IT WAS ANOTHER MANEQUINE
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It’s not your fucking country
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good to see the inbred still posting shit.
Good on ya abe
Just remember we all know you do the reach around with Stevie and co
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It’s cute that you assume you know other people’s opinions. If you’re such an idiot that this offends you, you need to see what America is like now. Prostitution is legal in parts of Navada. Why not rally against that instead of some bimbo that can’t act?
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This video gave me an erection and I masturbated to it.
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