Teenager Has Testicles Removed After Dangerous “Tapping” Game

Dan Nordgren
• ChristWire
June 3, 2010 5:27 pm15 comments
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There is a dangerous new game that teenagers are playing. The game is called the “tapping” game and every parent should beware.

A Minnesota teenager had to have his twin avocados removed after this dangerous new game, where was a victim of friends who took turns thumping the sacks beneath each other’s thingies.

This tragedy has parents worried and scared. As reported by our Fox Affiliates at Kare11, a Minnesota teenager had to have his hangdowns removed after being punched in the groin by a classmate.

The boy, David Gibbons, was changing classes in his high school in Crosby, Minnesota. As the 14-year-old child was innocently walking to class, he was attacked by another student who was playing this dangerous new ‘sack tapping’ game.

Hours later, David Gibbons’ mother, Christy Gibbons, suspected something was awry.

“One o’clock in the morning he woke me up and told me he was in excruciating pain,” Ms. Gibbons said.

David was rushed to St. Joseph’s Hospital in Brainerd, Minn, where surgeons there were horrified and had to do an emergency procedure to remove his right testes. It had been traumatized by the hand of this frightful game.

Any of your sons could become the victim of this game. David is not the only student to be victimized and has suffered the consequences of this dire game.

Dr. Scott Wheeler, a urologist in Brainerd, Minnesota, is shocked by the game. “It’s just gotten way out of control,” said Dr. Wheeler, who also says he performs three to four surgeries a year on boys with ruptured testicles and other complications as a result of “sack tapping.”

“All parents, you need to have this talk with your kids not to do it. It’s lost its humor. It’s not a game anymore. People get hurt,” Dr. Wheeler warned.

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15 Comments

  • Any word yet on if the students were gays, because that would explain it.

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    • IN THE NAME OG THE LORD SHARE THE HATE!!!

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    • Adam, you tool. Everyone knows that gays don’t play sports because it requires athleticism. And hitting a moving target walking down the halls takes good hand/eye coordination. The boys doing the “tapping” are obviously straight.

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  • “A Minnesota teenager had to have his twin avocados removed after this dangerous new game, where was a victim of friends who took turns thumping the sacks beneath each other’s thingies.”

    I believe that by “avocados” you mean testicles, by “sacks” to mean scrotums and by “thingies” you mean penises.

    “Any of your sons could become the victim of this game.”

    Provided you have any…

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  • Atheist POV

    This site is the funniest Site on the NET… The whole Poe’s Law thing makes it even funnier.

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  • why is this a bad thing? This is just natural selection; if they are dumb enough to play this game then they are just getting rid of bad genes from the pool for us.

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    • if you think teenage boys lket you decide if you wanna play this game or not i don’t think you know how they think at all. if they see you have crotch to hit you are automaticly playing.
      this is actually a decent news story though we do have more than enough flame material because of adam the hater

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      • Yes, let’s congrats them on a genuine news story, even if it is below par.

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      • my school never played this game, i have never heard of this as a game and i have never heard any other story like this before (also i am from Minnesota and i didn’t hear this story). So what i was saying is if you hang around these “nut tappers” then don’t. just because someone thinks you are playing doesn’t mean you have too.

        Also if this is a real news story (I haven’t seen anything about it here in MN) why is there no link to view the story?

        Rule 32 of the internet: No pics? then it didn’t happen.

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        • again i agree. reasonable doubt with no links.
          but as for stayuing away… that would mean not going to school. because again if these kids see’s you that means you are free game. you could ofcourse hide in reces and hope they won’t attack you during class(they are insane enough)

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        • You are a daft idiot. Try to google the title, and you’ll find other sources as well. News organizations can report news without having to ‘link’ to their rival companies.

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          • yes but that requires you to be a news source something you are not.
            at best you are a forum.

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  • Sounds like something billings would be into.

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  • Dan Nordgren loves tapping sacks

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  • How is this related to religion???

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