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For years now I have warned everyone about Sesame Street. I warned parents that this show is gay agenda and even worse the entire liberal agenda: drug use, talking animals, illegal Mexicans allowed, vampires and atheism.
The least veiled agenda on Sesame Street however was always though, the gays and their agenda to corrupt our children so they can dally them from behind when older! Sickos!
Sesame Street had characters named Bert and Ernie. These were two grown men who ‘lived together’ and wore rainbow color shirts. We all know the gays love rainbows, because it makes children think of sunshine and happiness bunnies, when in reality, that rainbow is the harbringer of a lifestyle that thunders with death, disease and destruction.
Let us look upon how we know there was something awry:
If that was not proof enough, then consider how in every other episode, Bert and Ernie take a bubble bath with each other! They wash each other with soaps and then play rubber duckies.
They feed each other spaghetti and take long walks together in their neighborhood. I have never been so sick! Sickos!
The Bible makes it abundantly clear that those who bring harm upon our children, shall suffer the worst of fates. And all gays are already hellbound! So I can only imagine the horrors facing all behind this Bert and Ernie.
Well twitters proved what we all knew all along. Bert and Ernie are a part of the homogay agenda and please parents, let us ban PBS and ban our children from watching the Sesame Street program.
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4:27 am
“I warned parents that this show is gay agenda”
This show is gay agenda? Do you even know what is wrong with that sentence?
“and even worse the entire liberal agenda: drug use, talking animals, illegal Mexicans allowed, vampires and atheism.”
So many problems, it’s list time:
1) Please pay attention to grammar (I know I keep pointing out your illiteracy)
2) I don’t watch Sesame Street but I’m pretty sure there is no drug taking involved.
3) Since when have either talking animals or vampires been part of the “liberal agenda”? I’m a liberal and I don’t believe in either of them let alone support them.
“We all know the gays love rainbows”
I’d never heard this before. If any gay people read this would they please confirm or deny this rather implausible statement.
“happiness bunnies”
Ha ha ha! What the fuck is a happiness bunny?
“that rainbow is the harbringer of a lifestyle that thunders with death, disease and destruction.”
I thought rainbows were meant to be a sign from God that he would never again flood the Earth. And “thunders with death, disease and destruction”?
“Bert and Ernie take a bubble bath with each other! They wash each other with soaps and then play rubber duckies.”
I don’t see a problem here. When I was young enough to be in Sesame Street’s target audience I often took baths with my brothers and I imagine this is true of a lot of children.
“They feed each other spaghetti”
THE BASTARDS!!!!!!!!
“and take long walks together in their neighborhood.”
That’s fucking it! I’m having those sicko bastards locked up for that! Eating spaghetti and taking walks!?! The sick cunts!
“I have never been so sick! Sickos!”
Quite!
“The Bible makes it abundantly clear that those who bring harm upon our children, shall suffer the worst of fates.”
What does it say about people who eat spaghetti and take walks? I hope it says they burn in hell for all eternity because that’s clearly what they deserve!
“twitters” is actually called Twitter.
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7:59 am
You are a sick b*stard Abe.
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9:33 am
My, oh my, this is funny…. There is so much wrong with this post that it can’t be anything but meant as SATIRE… Abe’s persona can’t possibly be real, he is beyond ignorant and I don’t think anyone could be that stupid unless they were trying. GREAT SITE!!! I laugh every day, and I continue to be unwaivering in my atheism… LOL
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9:34 am
Oh, and sorry I forgot to say this… YOU folks do know that Bert and Ernie are just puppets, right? I’m pretty sure that neither of them can be gay since neither of them have neither a penis nor a rectum… OK, got that out there.
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12:24 pm
According to a citation on Wikipedia, Bert is 6 or 7-years-old. Their shirts are primary colors, not rainbow colors. Also, I certainly don’t think of two little boys taking a bath together being a ‘gay’ thing. If you look at two little boys playing together and showing some natural innocent human affection, you are the pervert.
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12:34 pm
In the image, Ernie has placed his foot by Bert’s twiddle rompus. You can see Bert’s face is very uncomfortable.
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1:34 pm
Can you please explain in anatomical terms what a “twiddle rompus” is?
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7:34 pm
I’m bi, and I wish to confirm the questions about the rainbow from the first post. No, we are not obsessed with rainbows. However, it is in our pride flag. The gay pride flag is basically a rainbow, to show diversity. And Abe, get a life.
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3:36 am
Thank you for your response. I am happy to concede that Abe was right on the matter of rainbows. I’m not sure why I doubted him, a man who can’t even look at two puppets in a bath without thinking of anal sex probably knows far more about homosexuality than I do.
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2:43 am
Abe, you seem to write a lot about sex and children. Are you hidding something from us pediphile.
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9:20 am
How does that tweet confirm anything?
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8:12 am
I’m going to choose to applaud Abe. Hear me out: Clearly he is a reasonable human being (read: not actually possessed of the views he writes about) who finds amusement in writing ridiculous blogs for a ridiculous website. He wins my vote on The Next Comic Standing.
He does give himself away, though, by using terms like “happiness bunnies.”
I can only hope this whole site is a joke.
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8:03 am
I knew Bert was gay long before he got a twitter page. I mean, a guy who doesn’t move until you put a hand up is butt… he must be the antichrist.
I hope I don’t have to tell you that Bert’s twitter is probably run by some comedian with too much time on his hands… not Bert himself.
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8:27 pm
Ok Guys, Surely you must all relise that this website is making fun of right-wing christians. It’s fucking hillarious !
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6:03 pm
This site is fucking hilarious.
It is the best type of humor; the comments are funnier than the articles.
It’s pretty obvious that people without a sense of humor do not understand Phil Hendrie, Stephen Colbert, The Onion, etc.
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8:05 pm
Why are most Christian males so afraid of homosexual males? Is it some inner desire that you don’t want to admit?
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