World Cup Soccer 2010: England versus USA
For years now, America has been the undisputed champion in most sports. Be it baseball, football or basketball, or even one of the lesser sports, America holds the dominant hand.
There is one ‘sport’, however, that enjoys prime status worldwide and we have not yet dominated. It is called soccer (incorrectly called football in the lesser nations).
It is sort of a sissy sport of sorts, where people are forced to use only legs and run around for hours — sort of like a marathon with a ball that occasionally shows up. The droll nature of this sport is the exact reason why America has opted to not yet dominate, but other lands such as Kenya, the Mexicans and even England train all their youth to love this sport and to play it for hours on end.
Really, if you even live in a bigger city, just go out to your local park and observe: you’ll see at least 20 pack illegals just out there running their marathon and a ball somewhere in the madness.
So normally, I would not give two hoots about soccer and do a sport’s report on it, but today my friends, is an event going on called the World Cup. It apparently happens every year and is some big deal everywhere, like a holiday over in the Europes, Mexico and further south and into the Africas and Australia. All of them! The Asians too and even terrorists have a team.
But today, in the sports stream I saw that England will be playing the USA. America.
There is never a good reason to not watch America versus England. The first time we showed off head to head, America defeated England and told them to get out of our country! The Revolutionary War left the score total America: 1 England 0.
Then, during the War of 1812, England again was humbled. They even received a red card for hiring illegal Canadians and Indians to help them sneak into our country and burn down our White House! Due to violating the rules of war in the wake of their defeat, American 2: England 0.
It stayed like this for years, we’ve schooled England in many different sports (war, gamings, economy) and even saved them from defeat at the hands of the NAZIs and Japos, who coincidentally, both have soccer teams as well.
At any rate, I will keep an eye on this match today and be prepared to tick up yet another victory for America! America is the greatest at soccer, even though we really don’t care about it! Bless our nation and our team today, Lord, as we show England again why we are the best.
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2:03 pm
“For years now, America has been the undisputed champion in most sports.”
Actually America is only the undisputed champion in sports that only America plays. You win by not letting anyone else play.
“It is called soccer (incorrectly called football in the lesser nations).”
I think pretty much everyone in the world besides America calls it football but I guess the majority must be wrong if you say so.
“America has opted to not yet dominate”
America’s shit because America wants to be shit? Do you really think anybody but you will be convinced by that?
“other lands such as Kenya, the Mexicans and even England train all their youth to love this sport and to play it for hours on end.”
Firstly “the Mexicans” is not a land, Mexico is. Secondly I’m English and have never been trained to love football (I hate it in fact and so do most people I know).
“20 pack illegals”
What is a “pack illegal”?
“It apparently happens every year”
Every four years actually.
“the Europes”
Could you tell me where in the world the other Europes are? I only know of the one.
“and even terrorists have a team.”
Do they? What are they called, I’d like to find out more about them.
“England will be playing the USA. America.”
We are not as thick as you, we know the USA means America.
“The first time we showed off head to head, America defeated England and told them to get out of our country! The Revolutionary War left the score total America: 1 England 0.”
Why do sports fans equate war with sport and assume that military victories count as sporting ones? This happens here too.
“we’ve schooled England in many different sports (war, gamings, economy) and even saved them from defeat at the hands of the NAZIs and Japos, who coincidentally, both have soccer teams as well.”
I don’t think the Nazis have a football team although I’m sure you could find a group of neo-nazis who play pub league football. And again you count war as a sport, maybe that’s why America spends billions a year slaughtering innocent civilians across the world, you think it’s a friendly contest and don’t really the death and misery you spread across the globe.
“At any rate, I will keep an eye on this match today and be prepared to tick up yet another victory for America!”
Half hour in at the moment and England are winning. Obviously your team doesn’t want to win.
“America is the greatest at soccer”
What have America ever achieved in this sport? Mexico (that country you hate so much) piss all over America as do many countries in South America (Brazil and Argentina for example).
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2:55 pm
where shall we start ah yes mentioning your “champion sport” baseball all your teams has foreigner in it and are strangely better than the actual american sames goes with basketball and american football oh and by the way Grey cup has been won by Montreal Just to let’s you know (I don’t count super bowl since it’s USA only)
as for Soccer/european football) Because I call it also soccer, Usa has the worst teams ever even Canada kick their sorry ass and we are not even the best so champion My ass
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5:47 pm
Where to begin?
“It is sort of a sissy sport of sorts, where people are forced to use only legs and run around for hours — sort of like a marathon with a ball that occasionally shows up”
How’s it a sissy sport if they run around for hours?
“It stayed like this for years, we’ve schooled England in many different sports (war, gamings, economy)”
Oh yes, your wars have gone so well for you! Vietnam, Iraq, Afghanistan? Any of those ringing a bell? The wars you fucking LOST? “Gamings”? Never heard of them. Economy: Wall Street Crash. Your country crippled the world’s economy and lead to WW2 and the rise of Mussolini.
“NAZIs and Japos, who coincidentally, both have soccer teams as well.”
The Nazi party doesn’t exist any more, and they never had a soccer team.Perhaps you are referring to Germany, who kicked the USA’s ass in the 2006 World Cup. In fact, most countries did.
“but other lands such as Kenya, the Mexicans and even England train all their youth to love this sport and to play it for hours on end.”
Of course the English train at it, they invented it. Like you invented your weird football and train at it. (Incidentally, why do no other countries play American Football? Is it because it is similar and inferior to rugby?)
http://www.mlssoccer.com/news/article/england-us-share-lopsided-soccer-history
Have a look, your country is not superior to the rest of the world. People like you just brainwash people to think that because they’re American no one can touch them. You borrow your surnames, culture and religion from everywhere. You take and destroy and exploit and give nothing back but the arrogance shown in the article. And people fucking believe it. Diversity is brilliant, arrogant fuckers like you aren’t.
—An extremely pissed BobTheChairGuy
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7:25 pm
“It is called soccer (incorrectly called football in the lesser nations).”
Since the sport was invented in England, and the English call it Football, I’m going to have to say you’re talking out of your arse.
“It apparently happens every year”
Every four years, you eejit.
“At any rate, I will keep an eye on this match today and be prepared to tick up yet another victory for America! America is the greatest at soccer, even though we really don’t care about it! Bless our nation and our team today, Lord, as we show England again why we are the best.”
Good call on that one. End result was 1-1 with England managing to score in the first four minutes.
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