2011 Ford Explorer, A True Car For True Americans

Abe
• ChristWire
July 26, 2010 11:04 am15 comments

Buy American. Buy Ford. Chevy too.

In this tough economy, it is important to remember what makes America great. The people. And there is one thing that defines America: quality.

Be it war, our love for our God and Christian heritage and our values like freedom, we are quality through and through. It stands to reason that American companies make quality products, and in my opinion, there is none finer than Ford.

Several weeks ago, you witnessed a video where by the power of God, I was able to lift a refrigerator over my head and into my American truck. You can hardly tell I put the fridge down upon the truck because of God’s power and also the quality craftmanship of an American car product.

I have extra pocket change after sending my children back to school for this Fall, and my boy at Harvard insists on footing his own bill. So with my extra luxury money I am going to treat myself to a new 2011 Ford Explorer. Why?

First, look at the beauty of this car on Wall Street Journal. Ford’s CEO wanted to create an SUV that all Americans could like, and he has outdone himself. It is sleek, efficient and powerful, all in one.

The 2011 Ford Explorer is not a gas glugger, like foreign SUVs. This car has a four cylinder fuel-efficient ecoengine, but due to technological progress the engine handles like a hyped V6 powerhouse . As if this were not enough, it is spacious and comes chock full of great features, cds, power seats, variable are controll, ABS and more as standard.

The Explorer is where it is at and for the nation that was ordered to Manifest Destiny by virtue of our superiority, this is a car that belongs in any true American garage.

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15 Comments

  • I buy foreign products because many of the America-made versions suck and are of low quality.

    I’ll continue to buy foregin, too. It’ll be a cold day in hell before I park an American-made rustbucket in my driveway or garage.

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  • “And there is one thing that defines America: quality.”

    one second…. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA oh dear god HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
    good joke mate real great joke.
    no you are known for you LACk of quality. like all americas family shithole mcdonalds. yeah your sense of quality is known as joke all over the world.

    “The 2011 Ford Explorer is not a gas glugger, like foreign SUVs.”

    think you messed up a bit again. it’s american cars witch are known for glugging gas. foregin cars like japanese are known for being real great at not useing too much gas.

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  • If you drive a “foregin” car in america, GOD will send you to hell.

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    • and if you don’t burn your bibels the boogyman eats your eyes.
      scared yet?

      btw why is foreign in “”?

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    • I love christians who are quick to judge and condemn. I really builds my faith. I wish all christians would be like this just like christ… oh wait! christ didn’t behave like that he loves all his children no matter what kind of car they drive. remember jesus condemned the priests and blessed those the supposed “righteous” put down. All of you wolves in sheeps clothing with your hate and bitter words are no better than any other person on this planet. 1 John 1:8-10 “If we claim to be without sin, we deceive ourselves and the truth is not in us. 9If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just and will forgive us our sins and purify us from all unrighteousness. 10If we claim we have not sinned, we make him out to be a liar and his word has no place in our lives.” Live by the bible not hate!

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  • I see two Ford banner adverts on this page.

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  • Not to mention than when you repair your american cars because of their Low quality they use piece made in china which is True

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  • Just for the Craic

    Note to all Americans:

    Stop making cars, for Christ’s sake. You’re no good at it. Look at a German car and you’ll know what I mean.

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  • holy smokes is this site owned by Ford?!

    you people are nuts and giving the rest of us Christians a bad name.
    or is that why you’re doing this…?

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  • OH WAIT! what would you do if Bill Murray drove an escape!? you’d sure be up a creek then.

    If you want to fly the banner of a Christian organization you should focus on the bible and stop spouting all this BS.

    This website is to Christianity as is me telling people I’m part of your organization and promoting masturbation.

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  • You talks about manifest destiny

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manifest_Destiny

    it’s only a Belief that american has that belief the world is ownded by them which is Not true

    in other word it’s didnt actually Hold anything worth

    Your entire Politic (mostly republican ) and also democrats is based on that In other word … world domination

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  • Captain Obvious

    My dad bought a volkswagen sedan for $25000. It runs on diesel, getting upwards of 40mpg, and has never broken down. Comfortable power chairs, an epic sound system and ac, much better than anything else. Buy German.
    He’s getting me the coupe version when I turn 16.

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  • Ford Motor Company was founded by a man who was a true American and a true Christian. That’s good enough a pedigree for myself.

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  • hmm funny! becasue if you buy an “american car” you’ll buy a car made outside of north america, but if you buy a toyota or honda, you’ll provide jobs to many americans beacause these “foreign” cars are made in US soil…. irony!

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