Comments on: Boycott Bill Murray for a Better America http://christwire.org/2010/07/boycott-bill-murray-for-a-better-america/ Conservative Values for an Unsaved World Thu, 24 May 2012 06:38:26 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: The 10 Most Dangerous “Comedians” Destroying America | ChristWire http://christwire.org/2010/07/boycott-bill-murray-for-a-better-america/#comment-219998 The 10 Most Dangerous “Comedians” Destroying America | ChristWire Tue, 17 Jan 2012 23:00:00 +0000 http://christwire.org/?p=4783#comment-219998 [...] 10. John Hodgman, Jaded Evangelist of Gadgetry and Groupthink“He is an unhappy man. He is a voracious man. He is the type of comedy star whose insatiable appetite has pushed him to cross far too many media platforms. Yet everywhere his message is the same. He seeks to radicalize the geek, to turn nerds into social engineers who agitate for liberal redefinitions of traditional institutions… In essence, he is the lame duck hero of our future’s laziest, self-hating anti-heroes.” –The Unnecessary Anti-American Comedy of John Hodgman 9. Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Machiavellian Mistress of the Modern Family“Alleyways, basement discos, tenement rooftops, all are fetid hunting grounds for the dark Jesse Tyler Ferguson who comes out Jekyll-like after midnight to prowl. His yellowed teeth resemble fangs beneath ghetto streetlamps, he drapes a long black coat over his shoulders like a cape and, in the blink of an eye, he disappears into the grimy canyons of Gotham, scraping those walls with effluent-encrusted fingernails.” –Modern Family’s Jesse Tyler Ferguson Plays Gay on TV, But in Real Life He is a Homosexual 8. Jon Stewart, Schmaltzy Showman of Cable Shtick“For a man who has combines the whiney attitude of Woody Allen, the hollering of Lenny Bruce, the foolishness of Jerry Seinfeld and the narcissism of Ben Stiller, Mr. Stewart has never quite mastered a unique identity.” –Aging Liberal Jon Stewart Struggles to Stay Relevant 7. Will Ferrell, Laughably Unfunny Addict of Adolescent Angst“His voice breaks with a pubescent twang. At times he is nasal, crumbling his words into bestial shrieks that call out to the naïveté of our youth. His ragged face shows the wear of a man who has freely tasted the fruits of the indulgent Hollywood scene. It is not just a visage of alcoholism, but one of promiscuity and abuse.” –Has Comedian Will Ferrell Forsaken America’s Christians? 6. Alec Baldwin, Boozy Blowhard of Bloated Ambitions“Alec uses this fake Republican persona to underhandedly lambaste traditional American values. He constantly mocks the day’s hot topics at the expense of humor and story structure– from Condi Rice to health care to executive salaries. American viewers such as myself can’t help but wonder if NBC is crossing the line with this show. Is it free political advertising for the DNC? Should 30 Rock be registered and regulated as a political action committee?” –Stephen Baldwin: Portrait of a Christian-American Hero 5. Aziz Ansari, Islamist Agent of American Acquiescence“In ‘Parks & Recreation,’ Mr. Ansari plays an employee strategically placed in a bureaucratic government agency. He is lazy and corrupt, sneaking every opportunity to sleep or gamble his days away. The show feels like a bad knockoff of ‘Seinfeld’ filmed with cheap cameras. The actors never rise above the amateurish, awkwardly staring directly into the camera and speaking with a nervousness they can’t hide.” –Celebrity Muslim Aziz Ansari Finds Mecca of Comedy in Terrorism Jokes 4. Stephen Colbert, Smug Simulacra of the Crucifable Conservative“His nightly show is like an Al Qaeda training camp, indoctrinating fragile minds into a fanatical hatred of American values and arming them with the doublespeak, laziness and opportunism to destroy this country’s economic and moral foundation. Materialism is his Lord, not spirituality, nor any commitment to bettering this country. And Colbert’s need for media attention and control over the young is insatiable.” –Do you Really Think You’re That Funny, Stephen Colbert? 3. Peter Dinklage, Tempestuous Thespian of Double-Sized Debauchery“Children identify with Dinklage because of his small size and comical accent, but his obsession with anal penetration crosses the boundaries into pure propaganda. How many children will watch the little man and want to try his grunty thrusts at home?” –12 Reasons to Boycott “Game of Thrones” in 2012 2. Ricky Gervais, Graceless Goon of European Skepticism“He is that queer dirty uncle who tells blue jokes and wants to show you the magazines he keeps in his motel room… Some interpret his English brogue as a sign of intellectualism, while others find him delightfully rebellious. In a particularly disturbing display, he made an incredibly offensive and expletive-filled appearance on the children’s program Sesame Street. One can only wonder how the kids watching absorbed the disgusting spectacle.” –Ricky Gervais: Profiting Big From Bigotry 1. Bill Murray, Balthusian Beast of Malthusian Proportions“What Bill Murray means to America is the acceptance and celebration of an ultimate apathy. He is a weak man, a murderer of lambs, a despicable hedonist who waves the white flag welcoming the end of American moral and economic primacy. He is a harbinger of our death as a culture, the death of that preëminent philosophy of faith married to capitalism that has saved the world countless times from repression and annihilation.” –Boycott Bill Murray for a Better America [...]
[...] 10. John Hodgman, Jaded Evangelist of Gadgetry and Groupthink“He is an unhappy man. He is a voracious man. He is the type of comedy star whose insatiable appetite has pushed him to cross far too many media platforms. Yet everywhere his message is the same. He seeks to radicalize the geek, to turn nerds into social engineers who agitate for liberal redefinitions of traditional institutions… In essence, he is the lame duck hero of our future’s laziest, self-hating anti-heroes.” –The Unnecessary Anti-American Comedy of John Hodgman 9. Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Machiavellian Mistress of the Modern Family“Alleyways, basement discos, tenement rooftops, all are fetid hunting grounds for the dark Jesse Tyler Ferguson who comes out Jekyll-like after midnight to prowl. His yellowed teeth resemble fangs beneath ghetto streetlamps, he drapes a long black coat over his shoulders like a cape and, in the blink of an eye, he disappears into the grimy canyons of Gotham, scraping those walls with effluent-encrusted fingernails.” –Modern Family’s Jesse Tyler Ferguson Plays Gay on TV, But in Real Life He is a Homosexual 8. Jon Stewart, Schmaltzy Showman of Cable Shtick“For a man who has combines the whiney attitude of Woody Allen, the hollering of Lenny Bruce, the foolishness of Jerry Seinfeld and the narcissism of Ben Stiller, Mr. Stewart has never quite mastered a unique identity.” –Aging Liberal Jon Stewart Struggles to Stay Relevant 7. Will Ferrell, Laughably Unfunny Addict of Adolescent Angst“His voice breaks with a pubescent twang. At times he is nasal, crumbling his words into bestial shrieks that call out to the naïveté of our youth. His ragged face shows the wear of a man who has freely tasted the fruits of the indulgent Hollywood scene. It is not just a visage of alcoholism, but one of promiscuity and abuse.” –Has Comedian Will Ferrell Forsaken America’s Christians? 6. Alec Baldwin, Boozy Blowhard of Bloated Ambitions“Alec uses this fake Republican persona to underhandedly lambaste traditional American values. He constantly mocks the day’s hot topics at the expense of humor and story structure– from Condi Rice to health care to executive salaries. American viewers such as myself can’t help but wonder if NBC is crossing the line with this show. Is it free political advertising for the DNC? Should 30 Rock be registered and regulated as a political action committee?” –Stephen Baldwin: Portrait of a Christian-American Hero 5. Aziz Ansari, Islamist Agent of American Acquiescence“In ‘Parks & Recreation,’ Mr. Ansari plays an employee strategically placed in a bureaucratic government agency. He is lazy and corrupt, sneaking every opportunity to sleep or gamble his days away. The show feels like a bad knockoff of ‘Seinfeld’ filmed with cheap cameras. The actors never rise above the amateurish, awkwardly staring directly into the camera and speaking with a nervousness they can’t hide.” –Celebrity Muslim Aziz Ansari Finds Mecca of Comedy in Terrorism Jokes 4. Stephen Colbert, Smug Simulacra of the Crucifable Conservative“His nightly show is like an Al Qaeda training camp, indoctrinating fragile minds into a fanatical hatred of American values and arming them with the doublespeak, laziness and opportunism to destroy this country’s economic and moral foundation. Materialism is his Lord, not spirituality, nor any commitment to bettering this country. And Colbert’s need for media attention and control over the young is insatiable.” –Do you Really Think You’re That Funny, Stephen Colbert? 3. Peter Dinklage, Tempestuous Thespian of Double-Sized Debauchery“Children identify with Dinklage because of his small size and comical accent, but his obsession with anal penetration crosses the boundaries into pure propaganda. How many children will watch the little man and want to try his grunty thrusts at home?” –12 Reasons to Boycott “Game of Thrones” in 2012 2. Ricky Gervais, Graceless Goon of European Skepticism“He is that queer dirty uncle who tells blue jokes and wants to show you the magazines he keeps in his motel room… Some interpret his English brogue as a sign of intellectualism, while others find him delightfully rebellious. In a particularly disturbing display, he made an incredibly offensive and expletive-filled appearance on the children’s program Sesame Street. One can only wonder how the kids watching absorbed the disgusting spectacle.” –Ricky Gervais: Profiting Big From Bigotry 1. Bill Murray, Balthusian Beast of Malthusian Proportions“What Bill Murray means to America is the acceptance and celebration of an ultimate apathy. He is a weak man, a murderer of lambs, a despicable hedonist who waves the white flag welcoming the end of American moral and economic primacy. He is a harbinger of our death as a culture, the death of that preëminent philosophy of faith married to capitalism that has saved the world countless times from repression and annihilation.” –Boycott Bill Murray for a Better America [...]

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]]> By: John http://christwire.org/2010/07/boycott-bill-murray-for-a-better-america/#comment-148743 John Sat, 03 Sep 2011 10:00:00 +0000 http://christwire.org/?p=4783#comment-148743 Thank you for making me laugh. That was really funny. You are a satirical genius. Keep it up. Sooooooooooo hilarious.
Thank you for making me laugh. That was really funny. You are a satirical genius. Keep it up. Sooooooooooo hilarious.

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]]> By: Sarah http://christwire.org/2010/07/boycott-bill-murray-for-a-better-america/#comment-123036 Sarah Sun, 17 Jul 2011 02:38:23 +0000 http://christwire.org/?p=4783#comment-123036 (posted twice in case in needs to show up in your email for you to see the reply) Bill (if this is Bill Murray) -- I am saddened to hear that you are an atheist. The reason for that is because I care about you. You don't have to like that. God's love is kind of like that. He cares about us. Sometimes though, people are so full of pride that it blinds them; someone other than them being in control of their lives; the prospect of being accountable and responsible to someone, other than themselves. Someone other than themselves holds their future in His hands....and you are not permitted to control that. It's out of your hands. For some people, this prospect is not just offensive. It can be terrifying. What do you think the root of that terror may be? This thought might be worth chewing on. Bill if I am correct, then I believe you were probably a believer at one time. After all, you were raised in a Catholic family. You grew up with faith in Him and one day, your faith shattered. If I am right, there was an occasion when you felt God abandoned you. He didn’t show up. Maybe it wasn’t the way you expected, when you expected, how you expected, and with what you expected, but He was there. Sometimes, we’re so busy focused upon the expectations we have of a God of our own making, that we are blind to the real God who has expectations of us. Sometimes, our woes are experiences where He wants to teach us something, and then in turn becomes a blessing to someone else. I am guilty of this too. See for the past three years, I have been in prayer asking God to save you. I have asked Him to bring His word into your life, with people to communicate it. I asked Him to get your attention. I am sure he either has, or will do that. I have asked Him to open your eyes to see His love for you. What I did wrong, is that I mapped out my expectations and told God what to do. He has His own plan. I thought God would save you, bring you out to proclaim Him, and thus show other people that though they may believe they are hopeless, are not; that you would point him/her to the cross. That’s not what happened, however it was wrong for me to expect that. You should not be expected to be an evangelist. See you aren’t supposed to “get saved” for me, or anybody else. I can’t save you. Jesus can save you, and grace wouldn’t be grace if you were “forced” to “accept” him. God will find you, but that is for Him. I know you never knew about any of this, but you still have my apology for being so short-sighted and selfish to not see the “big picture”. If you are comfortable doing so however, I’d still like to speak with you about this, and that being only because this deeply concerns me. You can reach me at Sarah_Stroud@yahoo.com, or on twitter at Seeing360. Here is the link: twitter.com/Seeing360 . Whether you choose to contact me or not, please know my prayers are always with you. They will be until the day comes that it is time for you to return your life to its giver. Grace and peace with agape and utmost sincerity, Sarah Stroud
(posted twice in case in needs to show up in your email for you to see the reply)

Bill (if this is Bill Murray) –

I am saddened to hear that you are an atheist. The reason for that is because I care about you. You don’t have to like that.

God’s love is kind of like that. He cares about us. Sometimes though, people are so full of pride that it blinds them; someone other than them being in control of their lives; the prospect of being accountable and responsible to someone, other than themselves. Someone other than themselves holds their future in His hands….and you are not permitted to control that. It’s out of your hands. For some people, this prospect is not just offensive. It can be terrifying. What do you think the root of that terror may be? This thought might be worth chewing on.

Bill if I am correct, then I believe you were probably a believer at one time. After all, you were raised in a Catholic family. You grew up with faith in Him and one day, your faith shattered. If I am right, there was an occasion when you felt God abandoned you. He didn’t show up. Maybe it wasn’t the way you expected, when you expected, how you expected, and with what you expected, but He was there. Sometimes, we’re so busy focused upon the expectations we have of a God of our own making, that we are blind to the real God who has expectations of us. Sometimes, our woes are experiences where He wants to teach us something, and then in turn becomes a blessing to someone else.

I am guilty of this too. See for the past three years, I have been in prayer asking God to save you. I have asked Him to bring His word into your life, with people to communicate it. I asked Him to get your attention. I am sure he either has, or will do that. I have asked Him to open your eyes to see His love for you. What I did wrong, is that I mapped out my expectations and told God what to do. He has His own plan. I thought God would save you, bring you out to proclaim Him, and thus show other people that though they may believe they are hopeless, are not; that you would point him/her to the cross. That’s not what happened, however it was wrong for me to expect that. You should not be expected to be an evangelist. See you aren’t supposed to “get saved” for me, or anybody else. I can’t save you. Jesus can save you, and grace wouldn’t be grace if you were “forced” to “accept” him. God will find you, but that is for Him. I know you never knew about any of this, but you still have my apology for being so short-sighted and selfish to not see the “big picture”. If you are comfortable doing so however, I’d still like to speak with you about this, and that being only because this deeply concerns me.

You can reach me at Sarah_Stroud@yahoo.com, or on twitter at Seeing360. Here is the link: twitter.com/Seeing360 . Whether you choose to contact me or not, please know my prayers are always with you. They will be until the day comes that it is time for you to return your life to its giver.

Grace and peace with agape and utmost sincerity,

Sarah Stroud

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]]> By: Sarah http://christwire.org/2010/07/boycott-bill-murray-for-a-better-america/#comment-123035 Sarah Sun, 17 Jul 2011 02:35:11 +0000 http://christwire.org/?p=4783#comment-123035 Bill (if this is Bill Murray) -- I am saddened to hear that you are an atheist. The reason for that is because I care about you. You don't have to like that. God's love is kind of like that. He cares about us. Sometimes though, people are so full of pride that it blinds them; someone other than them being in control of their lives; the prospect of being accountable and responsible to someone, other than themselves. Someone other than themselves holds their future in His hands....and you are not permitted to control that. It's out of your hands. For some people, this prospect is not just offensive. It can be terrifying. What do you think the root of that terror may be? This thought might be worth chewing on. Bill if I am correct, then I believe you were probably a believer at one time. After all, you were raised in a Catholic family. You grew up with faith in Him and one day, your faith shattered. If I am right, there was an occasion when you felt God abandoned you. He didn’t show up. Maybe it wasn’t the way you expected, when you expected, how you expected, and with what you expected, but He was there. Sometimes, we’re so busy focused upon the expectations we have of a God of our own making, that we are blind to the real God who has expectations of us. Sometimes, our woes are experiences where He wants to teach us something, and then in turn becomes a blessing to someone else. I am guilty of this too. See for the past three years, I have been in prayer asking God to save you. I have asked Him to bring His word into your life, with people to communicate it. I asked Him to get your attention. I am sure he either has, or will do that. I have asked Him to open your eyes to see His love for you. What I did wrong, is that I mapped out my expectations and told God what to do. He has His own plan. I thought God would save you, bring you out to proclaim Him, and thus show other people that though they may believe they are hopeless, are not; that you would point him/her to the cross. That’s not what happened, however it was wrong for me to expect that. You should not be expected to be an evangelist. See you aren’t supposed to “get saved” for me, or anybody else. I can’t save you. Jesus can save you, and grace wouldn’t be grace if you were “forced” to “accept” him. God will find you, but that is for Him. I know you never knew about any of this, but you still have my apology for being so short-sighted and selfish to not see the “big picture”. If you are comfortable doing so however, I’d still like to speak with you about this, and that being only because this deeply concerns me. You can reach me at Sarah_Stroud@yahoo.com, or on twitter at Seeing360. Here is the link: twitter.com/Seeing360 . Whether you choose to contact me or not, please know my prayers are always with you. They will be until the day comes that it is time for you to return your life to its giver. Grace and peace with agape and utmost sincerity, Sarah Stroud
Bill (if this is Bill Murray) –

I am saddened to hear that you are an atheist. The reason for that is because I care about you. You don’t have to like that.

God’s love is kind of like that. He cares about us. Sometimes though, people are so full of pride that it blinds them; someone other than them being in control of their lives; the prospect of being accountable and responsible to someone, other than themselves. Someone other than themselves holds their future in His hands….and you are not permitted to control that. It’s out of your hands. For some people, this prospect is not just offensive. It can be terrifying. What do you think the root of that terror may be? This thought might be worth chewing on.

Bill if I am correct, then I believe you were probably a believer at one time. After all, you were raised in a Catholic family. You grew up with faith in Him and one day, your faith shattered. If I am right, there was an occasion when you felt God abandoned you. He didn’t show up. Maybe it wasn’t the way you expected, when you expected, how you expected, and with what you expected, but He was there. Sometimes, we’re so busy focused upon the expectations we have of a God of our own making, that we are blind to the real God who has expectations of us. Sometimes, our woes are experiences where He wants to teach us something, and then in turn becomes a blessing to someone else.

I am guilty of this too. See for the past three years, I have been in prayer asking God to save you. I have asked Him to bring His word into your life, with people to communicate it. I asked Him to get your attention. I am sure he either has, or will do that. I have asked Him to open your eyes to see His love for you. What I did wrong, is that I mapped out my expectations and told God what to do. He has His own plan. I thought God would save you, bring you out to proclaim Him, and thus show other people that though they may believe they are hopeless, are not; that you would point him/her to the cross. That’s not what happened, however it was wrong for me to expect that. You should not be expected to be an evangelist. See you aren’t supposed to “get saved” for me, or anybody else. I can’t save you. Jesus can save you, and grace wouldn’t be grace if you were “forced” to “accept” him. God will find you, but that is for Him. I know you never knew about any of this, but you still have my apology for being so short-sighted and selfish to not see the “big picture”. If you are comfortable doing so however, I’d still like to speak with you about this, and that being only because this deeply concerns me.

You can reach me at Sarah_Stroud@yahoo.com, or on twitter at Seeing360. Here is the link: twitter.com/Seeing360 . Whether you choose to contact me or not, please know my prayers are always with you. They will be until the day comes that it is time for you to return your life to its giver.

Grace and peace with agape and utmost sincerity,

Sarah Stroud

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]]> By: Bill Murray http://christwire.org/2010/07/boycott-bill-murray-for-a-better-america/#comment-117774 Bill Murray Fri, 08 Jul 2011 00:50:26 +0000 http://christwire.org/?p=4783#comment-117774 This site is amazing. I love all of you for the arguments from both sides. I am an atheist, and I am sending love to you insane Christians for having brightened my day with your fervent religious banter, as well as those who are actually taking these arguments seriously enough to reply to Stephenson Billings and his flock of sheep. May you all blindly follow into eternity regardless of your persuasion. I'm going to go crash a party and get my swerve on.
This site is amazing. I love all of you for the arguments from both sides. I am an atheist, and I am sending love to you insane Christians for having brightened my day with your fervent religious banter, as well as those who are actually taking these arguments seriously enough to reply to Stephenson Billings and his flock of sheep. May you all blindly follow into eternity regardless of your persuasion. I’m going to go crash a party and get my swerve on.

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]]> By: didi http://christwire.org/2010/07/boycott-bill-murray-for-a-better-america/#comment-116562 didi Tue, 05 Jul 2011 04:16:35 +0000 http://christwire.org/?p=4783#comment-116562 Thank you, Mr. Billings, for shining the light of truth into the rancid den of toxicity that is my soul. For years I have been enjoying the films of Bill Murray (and the "music" of The Phish, for that matter), and the sweet ache his deadpan delivery brought to my side, but ignoring the ache in my spirit as it begged for deliverance from his anti-gospel of slack. I shall join you in your quest to banish Mr. Murray, his image, films and legacy into the halls reserved for other hedonistic, subversive, and satanic "comedic" actors such as Charlie Chaplain (Communist), Buster Keaton (Masochist-pervert), Peter Sellers (impersonating a gardener), and Buddy Hackett (pederast-pervert). Eternally Thankful, didi
Thank you, Mr. Billings, for shining the light of truth into the rancid den of toxicity that is my soul. For years I have been enjoying the films of Bill Murray (and the “music” of The Phish, for that matter), and the sweet ache his deadpan delivery brought to my side, but ignoring the ache in my spirit as it begged for deliverance from his anti-gospel of slack. I shall join you in your quest to banish Mr. Murray, his image, films and legacy into the halls reserved for other hedonistic, subversive, and satanic “comedic” actors such as Charlie Chaplain (Communist), Buster Keaton (Masochist-pervert), Peter Sellers (impersonating a gardener), and Buddy Hackett (pederast-pervert).

Eternally Thankful,
didi

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]]> By: Wilburn Focke http://christwire.org/2010/07/boycott-bill-murray-for-a-better-america/#comment-115311 Wilburn Focke Sat, 02 Jul 2011 01:21:59 +0000 http://christwire.org/?p=4783#comment-115311 Head over to my site and I will reveal without cost the way I can get an internet site trending on twitter within One hour
Head over to my site and I will reveal without cost the way I can get an internet site trending on twitter within One hour

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]]> By: OFKTA http://christwire.org/2010/07/boycott-bill-murray-for-a-better-america/#comment-107502 OFKTA Sat, 18 Jun 2011 20:54:22 +0000 http://christwire.org/?p=4783#comment-107502 bahahahahahaha he's a fucking comedian. not no satanic anal rapist
bahahahahahaha he’s a fucking comedian. not no satanic anal rapist

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]]> By: GOD ALMIGHTY http://christwire.org/2010/07/boycott-bill-murray-for-a-better-america/#comment-81747 GOD ALMIGHTY Tue, 26 Apr 2011 23:36:41 +0000 http://christwire.org/?p=4783#comment-81747 LOL THIS IS THE DUMBEST SHIT I'VE EVER HEARD. YOU GUYS REALLY DISTORTED MY BOOK LOLOL, READ IT AGAIN BUT ACTUALLY READ IT THIS TIME. BILL MURRAY IS ALSO A P. COOL GUY I LIKE HIS MOVIES
LOL THIS IS THE DUMBEST SHIT I’VE EVER HEARD. YOU GUYS REALLY DISTORTED MY BOOK LOLOL, READ IT AGAIN BUT ACTUALLY READ IT THIS TIME. BILL MURRAY IS ALSO A P. COOL GUY I LIKE HIS MOVIES

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]]> By: Raoul Duke http://christwire.org/2010/07/boycott-bill-murray-for-a-better-america/#comment-70495 Raoul Duke Sat, 05 Mar 2011 21:37:23 +0000 http://christwire.org/?p=4783#comment-70495 Bill Murray is Americas biggest problem? Sorry, that would be morons like you that still believe in that pathetic device known as GOD. You've been had, the sad part is, you'll never know it. If God's real, the so is Santa and the Easter Bunny There is no Heaven, there is no hell, next to being trapped in an elevator with some religious zealot like yourself. But it would give you someone to chastise while you wait for rescue.
Bill Murray is Americas biggest problem?

Sorry, that would be morons like you that still believe in that pathetic device known as GOD.

You’ve been had, the sad part is, you’ll never know it.

If God’s real, the so is Santa and the Easter Bunny

There is no Heaven, there is no hell, next to being trapped in an elevator with some religious zealot like yourself.
But it would give you someone to chastise while you wait for rescue.

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