Carl Junior’s Foot Long Burger
Oh bless heaven for what I present to you today. It is the footlong burger from Carl’s Junior and it is very delicious. I have taken the time to photograph the advertisement for this so I can, embellish your taste buds and encourage you to make a good choice for lunch today.
Blessed are those who enjoy the great tastes of these foodstuffs, for the Lord ordained mankind to, have domion over his tasty beasts of the earths and use also his plants as we see fit to enhance to savory flavor of perhaps a cow or a prize pork.
This sandwich was so good that today I ated 3 of them and was very grateful for the food I had for the necessary nourishment of my body.
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2:41 pm
Billings number 2 … or abe is billings under different name
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2:58 pm
Aren’t you fat enough already?
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5:23 pm
So…gross.
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5:29 pm
yeah that’s basicly glutony right there.
something of that sieze simply can’t be good. it defies hygenic and well done cooking as well as it is far more fat food than is good for anyone. but hey go ahead and eat that shit the sooner you get a heart attack the better. btw remeber when you do get that heart attack to ask the doctors to not try and revive you. it just means god want you dead.
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6:07 pm
Wow. That is truly disgusting.
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6:56 pm
“This sandwich was so good that today I ated 3 of them and was very grateful for the food I had for the necessary nourishment of my body.”
Necessary nourishment? Think again. By eating 3 of them you probably consumed about 6,000 calories. That’s almost 2 pounds gained in weight. NOBODY needs to consume more than, say, 2,000 calories a day. I only consume between 800 and 1,200 calories per day because my small body only requires that much.
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8:17 pm
I think I’m gonna hurl. Eating one of those things is bad enough, but I missed the bit where he said he ate three until I read your post. I’ll admit that I don’t have a healthy diet and haven’t done much to lose weight, but at least I know better than to down that much meat inside of a week, much less a day (or even worse, one sitting).
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8:59 am
Well, it looks like this is the finishing piece of evidence, of which concludes that this site is definitely a parody.
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9:02 am
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8:19 am
Isn’t it considered gluttony to enjoy food, let alone eat three feet of burgers? Btw, youre fat. Really fat.
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