• God Attacks Russia with Burning Fire

    July 31, 2010 2:47 pm 16 comments
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  • The power of God is on display today as he pelts the Russians with a fiery wrath! Behold the glory of God you sinful soviet sots!

    As our colleagues at the Financial Times report, Russia has even called in its army to fight the Flames of God but the army fails in its endeavors. With scorched brows and hands, the smoke-saddled Russian troops have been forced to retreat as God’s fire advances and burns through Soviet towns and villages.

    For it is written: For a fire is kindled in mine anger, and shall burn unto the lowest hell, and shall consume the earth with her increase, and set on fire the foundations of the mountains.Deut 32:22

    God’s wrath burns for all the Soviet Russians because they have defied America. These communist heathens have allied with the terrors of Iran, giving them nuclear secrets in return for oil promises and a mutual hatred for God’s country of the blessed United States of America. One nation, under God.

    Reports show God is mighty in his wrath. Even as we speak, the Russian emergencies ministry reports 25 Russian soldiers have died by the power of this fire as high winds fanned flames through forests and even the frozen highlands. Even better, 2,170 Russians were forced to flee their homes in engulfed massive swathes of the Moscow, Voronezh, Nizhnenovogorod, Vladimir and Ryazan regions.

    So far this fire has caused over $29 Billion USD in damage and the Russians could only wish this was the tip of the proverbial iceberg, because at least something could help cool down their singed thoughts. But too bad! These flames are over 50 feet high now and there is no stopping them until we stop praying for them to be terrorized by the wrathful flames of fury.

    It pains my heart that the people of Russia must suffer so, but they most be held accountable for their sins and know that it is not moral to go against the will of America, a will that simply wants to protect Earth from the nuclear terror ambitions of the Ayatollah’s of Iran. Russia is wrong in this action and everything they do to support Iran is a thing they do to bring glory to the kingdom of Satan.

    For these reasons, Russians must endure this wrath so they will turn and bow before God, seeking him in their hour of need and trouble. Their cold, calculating Soviet hearts will be made soft again and ready to receive the will of God, lest his wrath continues to burn straight to them and through to hell, where all of their communist souls will fall and be tortured for all eternity.

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    Reverend Clyde H. Higgins You're all sinners in the hands of an angry God, a spider dangling over the burning flames of hell and only protected by one silk thread. God has scissors ready and hates those who spin webs of sin.

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