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The power of God is on display today as he pelts the Russians with a fiery wrath! Behold the glory of God you sinful soviet sots!
As our colleagues at the Financial Times report, Russia has even called in its army to fight the Flames of God but the army fails in its endeavors. With scorched brows and hands, the smoke-saddled Russian troops have been forced to retreat as God’s fire advances and burns through Soviet towns and villages.
For it is written: For a fire is kindled in mine anger, and shall burn unto the lowest hell, and shall consume the earth with her increase, and set on fire the foundations of the mountains. – Deut 32:22
God’s wrath burns for all the Soviet Russians because they have defied America. These communist heathens have allied with the terrors of Iran, giving them nuclear secrets in return for oil promises and a mutual hatred for God’s country of the blessed United States of America. One nation, under God.
Reports show God is mighty in his wrath. Even as we speak, the Russian emergencies ministry reports 25 Russian soldiers have died by the power of this fire as high winds fanned flames through forests and even the frozen highlands. Even better, 2,170 Russians were forced to flee their homes in engulfed massive swathes of the Moscow, Voronezh, Nizhnenovogorod, Vladimir and Ryazan regions.
So far this fire has caused over $29 Billion USD in damage and the Russians could only wish this was the tip of the proverbial iceberg, because at least something could help cool down their singed thoughts. But too bad! These flames are over 50 feet high now and there is no stopping them until we stop praying for them to be terrorized by the wrathful flames of fury.
It pains my heart that the people of Russia must suffer so, but they most be held accountable for their sins and know that it is not moral to go against the will of America, a will that simply wants to protect Earth from the nuclear terror ambitions of the Ayatollah’s of Iran. Russia is wrong in this action and everything they do to support Iran is a thing they do to bring glory to the kingdom of Satan.
For these reasons, Russians must endure this wrath so they will turn and bow before God, seeking him in their hour of need and trouble. Their cold, calculating Soviet hearts will be made soft again and ready to receive the will of God, lest his wrath continues to burn straight to them and through to hell, where all of their communist souls will fall and be tortured for all eternity.
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You're all sinners in the hands of an angry God, a spider dangling over the burning flames of hell and only protected by one silk thread. God has scissors ready and hates those who spin webs of sin. 
if this is your god give me one god reason to not make it priority 1 to kill him if i ever get any kind of chance. he murders people for not likeing them and that is my definition of evil.
GOD IS EVIL!!!
i’m serious. if this is god all i can honestly say is hail satan. he at least care about my well being.
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Jazze you are one simple stupid fucking twat head….Satan is a fallen angel in Christian lore and you say I quote,”if this is god all i can honestly say is hail satan. he at least care about my well being.”…
This statement alone shows you to be a fucking idiot..keep sucking mommy titties your not quite full grown yet retard.
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So you’re defending these people who hate everyone, thinks everyone should burn, and believe in a god so wrathful and so full of hate, that going to Heaven sounds more like Hell than Hell itself? Or did you not catch the fact that she refuses to believe that these people are Christians, and are either a terrible satire or absolutely insane?
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i’m quite aware of what satan is. he is a fallen angel yes and fell for riseing against god.
now if their god is who they claim he is i’ll hail whoever is willing to stand up to him. because THAT is careing about humanity.
maybe you are the one who should try to get a bit of perspective? scary huh? somebody who isn’t willing to see god as the saviour. and no it’s not personal against god. any god who might be out there i belive to be a kind and generous if maybe not an active part of our world. but asmueing the god these people belive in… i have taken my stance and you can do nothing about it.
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Well Jazze, the Russians are atheists and look where it is getting them. They are always living under the cold boot of a dictator, they are nearly a third-world economy and we can pray for wrath to strike them down and without religion, you know whoever perishes is hellbound. Have fun joining their company!
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third world economy … it’s me or ya fucking Nuts they are like the THIRD largest economy ( not counting Vatican )
Your economy on another hand is actually down
as for atheist maybe I should shove up a Holy cross In your ass and Put fire on it and you will feel the Love of your “god”
when I studied christianity I thought its was God love but ya getting everything wrong and being atheist is the Only way to save my soul from usurpator
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Over half of Russia is Christian, and that’s just counting the adults. Add in children and teenagers and I’m willing to bet that over 3/4′s of Russia is Christian. Nice way of showing your ignorance and racism asshat.
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Not to mention the fact that they haven’t been “living under the cold boot of a dictator” for years now, you ignorant buffoon.
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if hell can keep me away from god i’ll consider it a blessing.
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Firstly – this article was topped by an advert for RussianLoveMatch.com which sort of lets you buy a Russian wife.
Secondly – I can’t figure out if this website is a joke. I know there are lots of people insane enough to believe this rubbish and some stupid enough to think it’s a joke to say this all as though they were serious (without thinking some (or lots of) idiots will actually take the advice offered which will cause harm to those the ‘advice’ is forced upon – and that’s not funny).
If it’s a joke it’s not funny. If it’s serious…. oh jesus freakin’ christ I feel sorry you exist. It’s not like there are any facts in this website. I know a lot of people are insanely stupid but it never ceases to amaze me how stupid people really are.
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“It pains my heart that the people of Russia must suffer so”
You’re not fooling anyone, mate. You’re off your fucking rocker.
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You know it’s Russia now, not the Soviet Union?
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sinful soviet sots
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Good one!
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It is time that this question was posed, since people seem to think that the contributors to this site are not “True” Christians, that they do not represent the majority of Christians. The question is this, “What constitutes a Christian?” or simple define Christianity. What makes the contributors to this site not Christians, and the people who argue with them and claim that THEY are the real Christians?
I should add that I am NOT defending anyone here. I am not defending Billings or Higgins or any of the contributors to this site nor am I defending the commenters in this case. I simply want to see where this goes.
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Your wrong “Mate” Russia was conspiring against the good willed people of America, Japan and Britain creating drugs and herectic ideals as weapons (like marijuana and homosexuality). It is good that God is punishing them because in Soviet Russia they have no western morals like all holy people do.
I bet you are a communist Islamist homosexual asian who plays World Of Warcraft and supports Obama.
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does that include those of the russian orthodox church?
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