God Blesses America with New Laser Drone Guns
Behold American’s might and glory! Today God has blessed America with a new technology, further proving our role as his chosen country to protect all humanity with our leadership, power and loving edicts for all on Earth.
Today God blessed us to build a laser cannon! In the image, you can see this powerful cannon that can shoot down any missile, meteor or even startship that should pose a threat to America or any of our allies.
Any object moving at less than 186,000 miles per second, the scientific speed of light, shall crash and burn before the power of our space laser.
The power of America grows because God grants us the power to defend not only ourselves, but whoever we shall deem worthy. Let us look upon video of our new deployed technology that will further the peace of mankind.
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1:56 am
it’s british Laser
USA didnt even bought it yet
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4:56 pm
Well at least we know they are saving up for it by taking money from whatever school that was supposed to teach you proper grammar.
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1:25 pm
“Any object moving at less than 186,000 miles per second, the scientific speed of light”
I wasn’t aware light had a speed that was exclusive to science.
I should also point out that the proper notation for the speed of light would be 1.86*10^5(ms^-1). It’s little things like that that annoy me.
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4:59 pm
Well you can never be to specific when your trying to protect yourself from starships…… ROFLMFAO I wonder if it was built in secret by the shapeshifting reptillians that they warned us about at the tree of the golden light.
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7:33 pm
Gak lasers brraaaaft gaaoooog hm, thhhhrrrbght dak gak dak,
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9:08 am
This is one of the many reasons we should thank God he put Obama in the presidency, and gave us a democratically controlled congress.
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12:10 pm
This is wonderful news. A great new weapon in Jesus’s armoury against Satan and the Canadians.
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1:55 am
Science.
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