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RedditI figured this day would come before long. For years I have built up a large arsenal of weapons and ever since they were two, each one of my boys has been learned how to shoot a gun proper. Me and mine are excellent marksmen and hopefully the same is true for your family.
The world is now in official peril, my friends. The rowdy Japanese have finally created the apocolypse technology, that is, a robot that can learn.
They call it Asimo and this robot is more evil than the Japanese firebreathing robots, hover tank robots and even their gay marriage pastor robots and hooker whore robots. These robots can learn endlessly and take over Earth if we do not shoot them down on site and nuke Japan in every facility that insists on making these death machines.
If the idea of a learning robot is not bad enough, the Japanese have given this robot abilities that no one has a right to have. The robot can upload itself to www so it can even so what you are doing on your computer. It can leave messages on twitters and break into your home internet to trick your children like a myspace stranger, and entice them to come out into the open where it can abduct them or do any sort of evil programs to them. You can only imagine the sick, evil, twisted things the Japanese will program these robots to do, based on their anime pornograpy and fascination with the morbid.
This robot is so advanced and evil that it can even see, walk, talks and do long division, easily!
I call for all families to go on high alert and demand America tell the UN that this robot is banned in all countries, and whosoever shall break our edict shall be kicked out and cut off from the rest of the world. We will nuke whoever allows this robot into the Stone Age and hold its creators a tribunal for crimes against humanity.
Let us look on the video and watch it with your entire family so you can all become more alarmed and scared, so you will be more inspired to demand the destruction of this new technological terror.
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If you don't like what you just read here you can just get out of my country. Now how about that smart-alack.
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What a paranoid idiot you are. I realise you have hated learning all your life, this is proven by your inability to spell (“site” instead of “sight”, “apocolypse” instead of “apocalypse” etc.).
“These robots can learn endlessly and take over Earth”
Why do you assume they would want to take over the Earth?
“nuke Japan”
Is there any situation to which your response is not “nuke someone”? I am so glad that you are not in a position of power, if you were the levels of radiation on this planet would be astronomical. And how does this tally with the so called “peace and love” attitude of Christians?
It can [...] break into your home internet to trick your children like a myspace stranger, and entice them to come out into the open where it can abduct them or do any sort of evil programs to them. You can only imagine the sick, evil, twisted things the Japanese will program these robots to do, based on their anime pornograpy and fascination with the morbid.”
A robot with not only a sex drive but a child fetish? Do you realise how paranoid and stupid you are?
“This robot is so advanced and evil that it can even see, walk, talks and do long division, easily!”
Does the bible say that seeing, walking and talking are evil? Shit, I’ve been doing them for decades, I must be truly evil. And why would a robot do long division?
“I call for all families to go on high alert and demand America tell the UN that this robot is banned in all countries”
If it is true that this robot is banned in all countries (and I doubt that as 99.99% of everything you say is dishonest) they will probably already know.
“We will nuke whoever allows this robot into the Stone Age and hold its creators a tribunal for crimes against humanity.”
More genocidal fantasies, you really are a sick person. And how would the robot end up in the stone age? Is it capable of time travel?
“Let us look on the video and watch it with your entire family so you can all become more alarmed and scared, so you will be more inspired to demand the destruction of this new technological terror.”
I wasn’t alarmed or scared and I have no wish to demand the destruction of anything.
I eagerly await your next blog to see who should be nuked next (is there anyone bar America whose annihilation you haven’t yet called for?)
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Oh Abe, you’re retarded articles always bring a smile to my face. At least we know you’re dumb enough to be actual satire and parody, unlike Stevie who seems to have gotten dressed up for the wrong occasion.
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he can’t find it in the bible and that means it evil. didn’t you know?
i’m sorry but it’s getting allmost kinda cute that you actually think you have any kind of power. okay i dare you. get this shit banned within 7 days. nuke a country you find to be imoral withing 2 weeks. if it is not done by then i will asume you are nothing but a paranoid selfrightous bastard and i will also have proven it beyond the slightest doubt.
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WoW I have actually Nothing to said but seriously I wish that this robot rape your ass Abe
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You’re a fucking eejit.
I can think of no better words to describe you and explain your articles than the ones I just used.
My favorite part is this: “This robot is so advanced and evil that it can even see, walk, talks and do long division, easily!”
Christ, mate, I can do all that. Hopefully, you can, too, though I have my doubts. It doesn’t make me evil.
No, my cannibalism does that.
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This article is terrible. You must really be after the tin-foil-hat-wearing crowd if you’ve stooped this low.
“I figured this day would come before long. For years I have built up a large arsenal of weapons and ever since they were two, each one of my boys has been learned how to shoot a gun proper. Me and mine are excellent marksmen and hopefully the same is true for your family.”
Not even the NRA would want you of all people to own weapons. And what does this have to do with wanting to nuke anyone or banning robots?
“The world is now in official peril, my friends. The rowdy Japanese have finally created the apocolypse technology, that is, a robot that can learn. ”
It’s been in peril from global warming. Why does a robot without emotions pose a thret? A few generations down it may be smart enough to, say, learn how to shoot someone, but we can just install failsafes to prevent robotic murders.
“They call it Asimo and this robot is more evil than the Japanese firebreathing robots, hover tank robots and even their gay marriage pastor robots and hooker whore robots. These robots can learn endlessly and take over Earth if we do not shoot them down on site and nuke Japan in every facility that insists on making these death machines.”
Asimo’s been around for a while. When you talked about the marriage robot, you never said it would be used for gay marriage. hooker whore is a redundancy. Who cares if they do take over? As I said, they aren’t capable of emotion, so they couldn’t be evil. Why would you nuke facilities that could just as easily be destroyed with a good carpet bombing? It would be cheaper, wouldn’t spark up as many complaints, and would still be pointless.
“If the idea of a learning robot is not bad enough, the Japanese have given this robot abilities that no one has a right to have. The robot can upload itself to www so it can even so what you are doing on your computer. It can leave messages on twitters and break into your home internet to trick your children like a myspace stranger, and entice them to come out into the open where it can abduct them or do any sort of evil programs to them. You can only imagine the sick, evil, twisted things the Japanese will program these robots to do, based on their anime pornograpy and fascination with the morbid.”
It really isn’t that bad.
Not even people?
Who cares about what a machine without emotion sees you doing?
It isn’t strong or coordinated enough to exert force. If you remember, it was being held up by ropes and did not seem to be very balanced.
“This robot is so advanced and evil that it can even see, walk, talks and do long division, easily!”
Lego makes a robot that can walk, differentiate light and objects.
The national weather service makes a computer that talks over the radio.
My computer can do long division easily.
“I call for all families to go on high alert and demand America tell the UN that this robot is banned in all countries, and whosoever shall break our edict shall be kicked out and cut off from the rest of the world. We will nuke whoever allows this robot into the Stone Age and hold its creators a tribunal for crimes against humanity.”
That goes against the founding principles of America. And how is science a crime against humanity?
And now tht my flame for this article is done, YOU’RE A FUCKING TARD! I HOPE YOU ROT IN PRISON WITH A 67-YEAR-OLD FAT ASIAN NAMED LARRY WHO RAPES YOU UP THE ASS EVERY NIGHT!
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Not To mention that satellite actual see what we do right now
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I wouldn’t mind getting a couple of these to guard my back yard!
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This is why the 2nd Amendment is a Constitutional right. We must destroy the robots before they destroy us. We must protect our freedoms. I for one, will not bow down to our robot overlords.
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Arrrrrrrrrrrg *moan* ffffftgh bless asimo rrrrrrrrahh gak fffffff *drool*
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you idiot the first few seconds of the video say GERMANY NOT JAPAN
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I program humanoid robots for a living (to play soccer). It’s so damn funny to see fools like you blown away by a laptop computer built in the shape of a leggo man instead of rectangle. OMG!!!! It’s alive!!!! hahahahahahahaha
You have no clue what is meant by the term ‘learning’ by either a machine nor an animal. It’s basicaly discovering the coeficients of a mathematical function by trail and error relying on feedback from sensors. Any specific learning routine first has to be painstakenly programmed by a human. All machine learning really is an automated experiment. Just like any ordinary experiment that is done thousands of time every day for any number of purposes. Where the only difference being, the experimenter can go and grab a cup off coffee while the machine figures out something painfully simply like what specific motor angle it ankle should be at so it doesn’t fall down.
OHHHH!!!! NO!!!! THE ROBOTS ARE COMING!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHHAHA your so dumb.
Sorry, corection, your and extreme idiot. Being scared of a robot is like being scared of a farmers field scarecrow. It’s a calculator with a couple motors wired too it fool.
IF i lived close to you i’d remote control my robot up to your front door and scare the shit out of you with it’s text to speach converter. “DIE HUMAN”
Please tell us more about your fantastical technological insights. I, like your Japanese friends, have a morbid sense of humour. They like crazy game shows, I find knuckle draggers still surviving in the 21st century hilarious. I wish I could have one of you as a pet.
When people like you talk, you say more stupid things in each single sentance than one could possibly point out. Some of the commenters here have tried to address your statements directly but thier just missing the best perpesctive here. Your great comedy. You and your kind should be taped and well documented so that when Darwinian soultion finnaly takes care you, those in the future will have something in the museums to be bewildered by.
No seriously now, could you tell us more of your ideas? And like, could you really try hard to expand on them and substantiate them with like logic and stuff? Could you like right us an essay on some topic or something? Oh wait, you need to know what a premise is for that, forget it, jsut more of your mindless streams of unsupported declarations will have to do…
duuuh go to school much? Oh that gives me an idea, can you tell me where you went to school? I’d like to find more people like you. And are there any clubs of like minded people you belong to? Got any links i can have so i can read some more intertaing mindless drivel when i’m bored? I realy like ultra right wing hardcore so called militant ‘Christain’ retard stuff. Oh and lots of ‘America’ is the best stuff too. Ever heard of Canada dumbass? (it’s north, uhhh.. I mean ‘up’ on a map…. if you have one of those).
anyways, talk to ya later!
P.S. fix my typos yourself halfwit
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