How Do I Report Barack Obama As An Illegal Alien?
Barack Obama has been many things in his life– community activist, lawyer, politician. But one label he has yet to truthfully claim is “Citizen of the United States of America.” Despite his illegal election and his mind-boggling refusal to reveal his birth certificate, there is still time to report him for violating US law. As a Kenyan-born immigrant who never received a visa or a green card let alone passed any citizenship tests, he can be considered an illegal alien. As a recipient of state and federal monies (his salaries as a government employee), he is also a felon for his grand larceny theft of American funds. This can not be tolerated and concerned citizens should know they are within their legal rights to report Mr. Barack Obama of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington D.C. to Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE), Department of Homeland Security (DHS), United States Department of Justice (USDOJ), Internal Revenue Service (IRS) and the Social Security Administration (SSA) as a criminal, illegal immigrant and grave threat to national security.
If enough people gather behind this growing and courageous movement, we may be able to have Mr. Obama deported to whichever country his heart is secretly dedicated to. Whether he will return to corrupt and crime-ridden Kenya, or the Muslim extremist stronghold of Indonesia is an open question. But as concerned and deeply patriotic Americans who love our God and Country more than life itself, we are duty-bound to proceed cleansing this nation of its socialist interlopers bent on destroying every last scrap of freedom and morality we Christians have fought so hard to achieve.
My fellow Americans, it is crucial that these steps be taken before Obama and his community activist comrades hand over our military to the zealous gays who will turn our gallant soldiers into effeminate whores. It must be done before Obama starts giving out free abortions to his fellow illegals in violation of everything that Jesus Christ wants from us. We have an obligation to deport this man before he corrupts the Supreme Court away from our Founding Father’s original Christian mission of love, charity and morality. This is an essential test for the greatest nation in the history of mankind, when the darkest forces of destruction threaten to implode our capitalist economy, turn our boys into weak-kneed homosexuals lurking in public parks for rape simulations, take away our God-given right to own a gun and sign us all up for the communist re-education camps.
This is honestly the gravest situation you and I may ever face as Americans. This is humble humanity looking squarely in the face of pure, black evil. Obama is no friend, no one-dimensional democrat party hack. He may be a simple-minded man, way over his head running a large government bureaucracy, but Obama is also at the heart of a vast organization of Liberals and Socialists who want nothing less than the complete destruction of traditional family values, Capitalism and Christianity. He is a man with no moral compass, no faith, no spiritual depth. He is crude, rude and completely out of control. For the sake of our children and America’s future, we must have Obama deported. Please do your part and click on one of our links today! God bless you and God bless Governor Sarah Palin!
Here are some great websites that explain how to report Barack Obama as an illegal alien:
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Author: Stephenson Billings
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8:50 pm
BILLINGS My little pedofriend soo ya started to write again your dipshit
maybe we should report you as an illegal investigative journalist as well you asshole
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8:56 pm
“and his mind-boggling refusal to reveal his birth certificate”
You mean like your mind-boggling refusal to reveal your credentials?
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9:34 pm
This is a serious issue, Claire.
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9:43 pm
Hmm, I’d say that someone masquerading as a journalist qualifies as serious.
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12:29 am
yes your refusal to prove you are who you are is serious. so why do you keep doing it?
you are unqualified to take this argument and thus this entire srgument has been nullfied. sorry billings once again you lost simply by being you.
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10:45 pm
What’s a serious issue is your inability to Photoshop. I mean, seriously? The white edges are SO fucking obvious. And what’s even more obvious is that no fucking illegal immigrant comes to US with a DAMN BASKETBALL. Fail photoshop is fail.
The LEAST you could do is get rid of the white spot between the right arm and the body, but noooo. Show your stupidity further.
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1:38 pm
You are just not that intelligent, my friend. Of course these images aren’t meant to be “real”. They are representative of the issue at hand. Do you even understand what that is? I know imagery is important for children today– it surely captures their attention!– but I suggest you focus on your reading comprehension skills and attempt once again to read my article– and this time understand it!
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11:46 pm
i just found this site. it’s so hilarious. satire at its best. thanks, guys.
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1:40 pm
Keep it in your pants, my little one. We don’t have the time nor the energy for your racist conspiracy theories. I suggest you try to immerse yourself in some of the very important issues in our culture today and see which side you ultimately land on. God bless!
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1:54 pm
“Keep it in your pants, my little one. We don’t have the time nor the energy for your racist conspiracy theories.”
I saw nothing sexual NOR race-related in his comment.
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5:16 pm
god bless my ass.. you fuckin morons have no logic nor reason of why barack obama and other ethnical people should be wiped outta’ america.
in the beginning i thought you guys were joking but when you really mean it i can just say; SFB: stupid fucking basterds. b t w. dora the explora’ is not some sort of a mexican immigration propaganda, it’s just basic entertainment for children… All of the authors and the christian claimers are fucking lunatics..
HAIL SATAN…
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12:30 am
well then report him and see how much luck you have.
btw it’s not exactly going to help your case to use such pathetic photoshops.
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1:42 pm
Matty, the inanity of your comment is far too mundane for even you. See my comments about the photoshop above. Of course those images aren’t real! Do you think there are street signs on the border with big O’s image on them? Don’t be an idiot (or at least try harder to be a little less of one).
Be good my friend!
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5:01 pm
a journalist would never use photo shops in a article unless the article was about photoshoping. that was my point. they serve no purpose and with and allready stupid argument you might as well have added hand drawings of god as a stick figure casting lightning blots on allah and it would be as relevant. i never claimed that i or anyone else would be unable to tell it was a photoshop. i was pointing out that the fact that you used them makes you an idiot.
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5:23 pm
Journalists often use graphics and cartoons to make their point. You don’t seem to understand the word “journalism”… maybe it doesn’t translate into your language well. Anyway, what I did was the same as this example, just an illustration to make a well deserved point:
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5:23 am
cartoons are not photoshops you moron.
use a damned cartoon then i agree that is valid. photoshops are not.
i perfectly understand journalism. i also know that nothing in your artciles follows the basic rulkes of journalism. like be unbiased. that means that as a journalist you personal belif is not alowed to have any impact what so ever on the way you deliver the news. that my friend is journalism.
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12:44 pm
My friend, many people come to read and be informed. This site looks at the world for a Christian Evangelical perspective. We are motivated by our faith and the teachings of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. You seem to take offense whenever we are inspired by God to write about the world today. It’s just what we do, it’s just what we’re here to do. The questions of “what is journalism?” “what is a journalist?” “is that photoshop?” are entirely irrelevant to the matters at hand, the true values of a Christian society. I think you in the minority along with Claire, etc. are on the wrong train, headed in the wrong direction. Most of our readers understand what we’re doing and why. You people remain clueless. We are about saving souls. A goofy image of Obama photoshopped onto another image doesn’t amount to a hill of beans in the long run. Everyone knows it’s there to represent something bigger, like a graph or a cartoon or a pie chart. Stop getting distracted by the petty things and look at God’s big picture.
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2:37 pm
but you are wrong.
you belif is perfectly fine and i don’t care what it is. but the second you try to force it on me it becomes my buisness and seeing as i do not find anything but hate and pain in your actions i’m not just gonna stand idly by.
you can’t claim to be a journalsit and at the same time ignore what being a jourl´nalist means. other wise i’m a christian. now stop bugging me it’s not like it matters if i follow the values of christianity right? as long as i’m a christian.
we don’t care what you think so leave us alone. if you learn to leave us alone we will leave you alone. why is that so hard to understand?
also we are not the minority. christians only fill about 1 third of the worlds population and few of them are as hardcore as you.
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4:24 pm
Brother Stephenson is a true journalsit and his artciles follows the basic rulkes of jourl´nalism – We will pray for you nonsbelivers..
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5:03 pm
That “prohibido” sign… that was to warn AMERICANS not to cross the border. Believe it or not… that used to be a problem.
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10:08 pm
Do you honestly think these things? I’m not sure God would be too happy with what you are doing. You are forcing your beliefs on people, and that is going to screw you over at some time.
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6:34 pm
Seriously, you’re a birther? What is wrong with you birthers? You can’t handle a black man being POTUS, can you? The man’s doing a good job despite your obstructionist Republican pals. If anyone actually believes any of the garbage you write I have a great idea for you and those actual fans of yours, get psychiatric help immediately! You’re a danger to yourself, those around you and society at large. You’ll feel much better and realize how stupid you sound after the therapy and deprogramming start to work. And I suggest this because you believe in and make up weird conspiracy theories, its usually a strong sign of Paranoid Personality Disorder.
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7:37 pm
Is this website satire??? If it is, it’s in terribly poor taste. If not, I give up on humanity. If this is for real I can only say “Get. Some. Help.” If it’s a joke, stop it, because it’s really, really revolting.
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4:11 am
I seem to recall Obama having a Hawaii birth certificate. That’s not to say that there has never been an illegal alien president. There has, but has was not an American president and was not president of his country at the time. It was former Republika Srpska President Radovan Karadzic who spent time watching soccer in Italy disguised as Jerry Garcia when he was the most wanted man in Europe.
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9:22 pm
I just want to ask you what proof and information do have for this article. Although I don’t like Obama’s politics. I don’t know why maybe Fox or another right wing media outlet has not spilled the beans. And on that note the bailouts where under George Bush. The war is raising the National Debt. And christians are attacking others civil rights protected by the constitution. I say again don’t ignore the real problem and hide yourself behind shotty politics. Prove your point threw valid statements with backed up information. Or out yourself. P.S. Timothy Mcvay was a christian fundemantlist. He commited a terrorist attack on U.S. soil. Boycott Christians! For America!
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11:30 pm
Stephenson Billings, as far as sarcasm goes, I think you’re jumping the shark with this commentary … I’d suggest keeping your sense of humor a little closer to your chest.
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8:30 pm
Why do you have ads to meet single homosexuals all over your page.
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3:26 pm
This site is better than the Onion! You are imitating theonion.com, right?
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9:29 pm
“Despite his illegal election and his mind-boggling refusal to reveal his birth certificate”
The only thing “Mind-boggling” is how mental midgets like youself continue to ignore the FACT that his birth certificate is on file publicly for all to see, been published ALL over the internet for all to see and was backed up by the original Hawaiian birth notice printed in the local newspaper the day of his birth…of course, along with his birth mother being an American citizen her entire life.
I’d be perfectly willing to consider an explantion disputing the mountains of rock solid evidence proving he is in FACT a US born citizen but thus far all that has ever been is a simple denial that all this easily attainable information even exists.
Get a clue, not only are you embarassing yourself, you’re embarassing the country with your nonsense.
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