Justin Bieber Hates North Koreans
Since day one I told everyone, I says, “Everyone, that Justin Bieber is one fine childrens. He may be mislead but down in his heart, he is a good boy with potential to not be hellbound.”
Well today Justin Bieber proved once more that he is a good boy. Justin Bieber hates the North Koreans.
Being a well-rounded cosmopolitan man of culture, my daily foray into the worldwide headlines lead me to read this breaking headline no Pakistan News.
The North Koreans love to hate America. They refuse to let us fly our drone planes over to document the progress of their third world, then even have the audacity to keep our media out from the country as if they have authority over an American business.
Freedom of the press is a Constitutional right so North Korea is violating our Constitution, so therefore stand against humanity and God. If we had a true president in office, we would nuke them for treason.
It is good to see young celebrities in Hollywood understand the danger of the vile Koreans of the North and how they do not love America.
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8:07 am
Since when the fuck did you say he was a good person? Also, your first sentence makes NO FUCKING SENSE.
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10:24 am
1. Clean up your grammar or stop butchering my language (for example, “I said” not “I says”. And “children” is already plural. There’s no such word as “childrens”.
2. Hate is good? I thought the bible taught otherwise. I guess we’re now ignoring the parts about loving your fellow man, do unto others, what you do to the least of my people you do unto me, etc. Not really a surprise, though, since you Christ-fags only follow the parts of the bible you want to.
3. Well-rounded cosmopolitan man of culture? Excuse me while I laugh…
4. North Korean is a soverign nation and can deny passage through their airspace if they so choose.
5. North Korea is violating our Constitution? Here’s the rub: they don’t have to follow our laws since, again, they’re a soverign nation. The Constitution is not an affirmation of God and stop saying that it is. Also, they’ve haven’t committed treason as they’re not bound by American law.
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10:33 am
Their is so much wrong with this article it is not even funny.
“Since day one I told everyone, I says, “Everyone, that Justin Bieber is one fine childrens. He may be mislead but down in his heart, he is a good boy with potential to not be hellbound.”
No you haven’t. You have always said he shall burn in hell, and you have never complimented him so shut the fuck up.
“Well today Justin Bieber proved once more that he is a good boy. Justin Bieber hates the North Koreans.”
I sincerely doubt he hates North Korean citizens. He probably hates their dictator leadership and doesn’t feel safe in North Korea which is understandable.
“Being a well-rounded cosmopolitan man of culture”
More lies.
“My daily foray into the worldwide headlines lead me to read this breaking headline no Pakistan News.”
What the hell is “No Pakistan News”
“The North Koreans love to hate America. They refuse to let us fly our drone planes over to document the progress of their third world, then even have the audacity to keep our media out from the country as if they have authority over an American business.”
I don’t agree with North Korea’s policies and I do wish their dictator society will end one day. But how the fuck is them not allowing us to report the going-on in their country, having authority over our business? What you said makes no fucking sense. You’re an idiot and need to die.
“Freedom of the press is a Constitutional right so North Korea is violating our Constitution”
Keyword “OUR” constitutional right. As it is not part of their country they are not violating “OUR” constitution.
“So therefore stand against humanity and God. If we had a true president in office, we would nuke them for treason.”
Explain to me how it is treason? Last time I checked Treason meant: “To betray one’s country.”
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6:19 pm
//Their is so much wrong with this article it is not even funny.//
I beg to differ, this site’s fucking hilarious. Seriously, this is better than Cracked!
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11:00 am
Lol I will not comment I did not finish laughing
seriously only USA follow YOUR constitution
bear arms we ban that in Canada we ban that in Germany we ban that in a lot of country as well
and drone ?? spy ??? haha They did a Good choice even if I’m not fond of North korean ( I prefer south koreans they are cuter girls) its like having a spies in your white House how will you feel ??
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1:32 pm
people have allready pointed out the obvious.
how can you break a law that doesn’t cover you. you too are a breaking the laws of the koran does that bother you? no because you are not a muslim so muslim rules do not apply to you. equally seeing as north korea is not american american rules does not apply to them.
“then even have the audacity to keep our media out from the country as if they have authority over an American business.”
yeah and the point is that media coverage in north koorea is north korean buisness and NOT american buisness. so it’s you who have nothing to say so shut the fuck up.
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10:30 pm
What. The. Fuck.
This site…just HAS to be full of trolls. End of story.
This is simply the stupidest shit I’ve read in my entire life, and I’ve read Dianetics, for fuck’s sake.
Just wow.
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12:06 pm
Calm down you dummies. This satire. Maybe it is really poor yet convincing satire, but nonetheless it is satire. It is supposed to parody actual Conservatives.
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5:23 pm
You said that Justin Beiber is SATAN… that’s different than “Everyone, that Justin Bieber is one fine childrens.” You are a retard, and a racist.
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12:50 pm
YOU are a FUCKING MORON!!!! you’re so biased against a countries government that you would kill every innocent person in the country just because their leaders are corrupt. YOU ARE A SICK HUMAN BEING I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!!
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