Larissa Riquelme Threatens to Expose Her Milksacks Breastes Nude Naked If Paraguay Wins World Cup
Alert! Alert!
A Paraguay model named Larissa Riquelme has threatened to expose her milksacks breastes and whonannies for all to see shall her team Paraguay win the World Cup.
For weeks now I have warned everyone about this Satanic competition of soccer!
Soccer is a boring game that is popular in third world countries like Mexico, England and Africa. Men run around a huge field a kick the ball into a net. It is rare to see one point scored. Boring!
And the referees cheat. America decided to send a team this year but we eventually lost because the Americans, accustomed to more fun games and more rational games, just lost interest. We just got bored and forfeited.
Well, the dirties in the lesser nation make soccer a religion. To spice it up, they drink and get into fights, then have their women strip and have sinful orgies on the field and such.
So we should not be surprised to discover a famous South Mexican named Larissa Riquilme from Paraguay has threatened to expose her naked body for us all to see if her team wins! All the jungle wilds on that team are being inspired by her sin and the World Cup broadcasts will not censor her should she make good on her threat! I’m outraged!
Just imagine the horror of sitting at home, shaking your head in disgust as the soccer game is on your tv and you just peek to see how the lesser countries spend all their free time. It will probably be Paraguay versus the Germans.
Paraguay wins on a last second goal, and WITH NO WARNING, BREASTS! MILKSACKS JUGGLES! Whonannies exposed!
That is their plan, to just suddenly expose this women’s exposed body for all to see so men, wives and even children get a taste of Paraguay sin treats and will be enticed to watch more soccer due to Satanic thoughts fornicated sins.
My friends, we must just go ahead and ban Paraguay from soccer. The King of Nigeria banned the Nigerians from the game, so we should use our authority as America and go ahead and ban more teams to such as Paraguay, so this has no risk of happening.
Look at this nasty women and these sample photos. Who in their right mind would want to be exposed to all her in all her naked exposed sin. It makes me sick to think what Satan will do to try to entice people, so he can go ahead and RSVP them a room in hell.
Mugshot A: Larissia Riquelme Wants to Show Your Her Naked Sins!
In this image above, I have pictured the culprit for you all to see. Note that she wants to remove her clothing and then expose your children to her milks, so they will associate it with the treats they get at lunch and be enticed to 1) support illegal Mexicans 2) think soccer is cool 3) Google search her on the internet so she can become more famous.
Evidence B:
In this image, you can see she is already tempted to expose herself for this picture. Satan is sitting there, invisbly whispering in her ears, “Show off your bubble stacks.” She uncontrollably reaches for her top, and I thank the Lord that this image was not taken just seconds later because so much sin would have spread and so many burned in hell for exposure and no morality to tell their sinful thoughts to go away.
Evidence C
Notice how the fans find it normal for a woman to wear flooze tops such as the one she has one here. Paraguay is a sinful nation that has loose moral and this photo proves it. Her mouth also just looks sinful in this picture.
Evidence D
She knows that I and my fellow journalists would expose these sins and therefore I think she’s trying to mock our Lord in this picture. Notice how she is doing a Jesus cross pose and kind of laughing with delight just like atheists do every day.
I hope all atheists know that in hell’s last census, the number one listed profession was ‘atheist’.
All atheists shall burn in hell so repent brainwashed whores of Satan who believe in ‘no God’ (A=No, Theism=God).
Evidence E
I think she is somehow getting exited as if she’s being twiddled by a satan scepter here. That look in her eyes says naught and “I want more Satan!” I know what’s at play here and the devil is tickling her fancy! No exposing your body naked women!
Evidence F
I knewed it. Satan secretly tickles fancies and then a big relaxed smile. Friends, Satan tries to make you feel comfortable with sin.
That way, when you least expect it, your sins lead you straight to hell where you will burn with communist Soviets, liberal atheists, abortionists and so on. These muckers will all weep and cry together, so why not ruin Satan’s day by not doing his bidding and becoming his prostitute?
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING IMAGE CONTAINS EXPOSED BROWN SAUCERDIPS ATOP A MILKSACK BREASTES. IMMEDIATELY PRAY AND THEN DEMAND YOUR WIFE/CHILDREN EXIT THE ROOM BEFORE REVIEWING THE NEXT EVIDENCE.
Evidence G:
This one almost missed my review but after raking through these surveillance images, I found a sly agenda. Above you see she has pulled her top down just enough to try to secretly entice these images which now reach over 200 countries and some places in Africa and Mexico.
The most sinful portion of these image media occurs on the pixels atop her exposed milksacks, proximal to her cephalic region. You can see what is her saucerdips are exposed, just the top portion of them. They are a darker brown than the milksacks and this subliminal attack is meant to make men and children filled with confused sins of unknown origins.
I have caught this subliminal message and please insure that your colleagues/associates are aware of it too, especially in this image as the fornicating agenda was very sly but God gave me the attention to detail to catch it so I could warn you on what was going on here.
Evidence H
Here she exposed her full open mouth, which is not very lady-like.
Evidence I
Here is probably around the time when I was alerted and something told me to just start praying. I prayed against Paraguay and their soccer team. I knew not why I was doing so, but something inside of me just kept saying, it says, “Pray against the success of Paraguay soccer and then pray all devilwhores in sin become sad and blue like the midnight ocean.”
I prayed for these things and as you can see, the power of my prayer prophecy worked because she went from happy in sin to depressed and blue with shame and tearing down of sinful kingdoms with prayer power.
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- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Abe
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7:18 pm
you should be happy that paraguay defeated japan but they won’t win the world cup oh and americas didnt forfeit they just Blantly Lost to Ghana
and what do you mean rational game you mean american football ?? haha seriously its not rational to see bullman banging in each other for the pleasure of drunk people
why do you Think american football is not an Olympic competition
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7:20 pm
oh and nigeria participated in soccer this years and you don’t have any autorithy whatsover on anyone else
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8:10 pm
“so we should use our authority as America and go ahead and ban more teams to such as Paraguay, so this has no risk of happening.”
you have no such autohority. unless ofcourse you are willing to declare war over such a trivial matter. but then again you do not have THAT authority so why not just ignore you for the little whiny bitch you are? you don’t wanna see naked breats on TV then change the chanelle you find it boring anyway aparently. it’s not like just because i find the bible boring you are not alowed to read it is it?
just because you find something boring doesn’t mean others do. soccor is not boring by default any more than the bible is.
you can go on and on forever about how much you do not like soccor but in the end it’s still nothering more than your personal openion and you have proven nothing what so ever.
oh and your defence for why you lost is stupid. it’s what a four year old would say. ” i just didn’t win because i didn’t feel like it” no the fact is you plain and simple lost you are not the greatest at everything but you refuse to face this fact.
oh btw “third world countries like Mexico, England and Africa. ”
well seeing as england is on the same technological level as america i guess that mean usa is a third world country as well?
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4:01 pm
Let’s not forget that Africa isn’t a country, either. Just goes to show you, know matter how much you believe being a good christian will save your soul, you can still be an uneducated idiot.
Bravo.
Oh, here’s my favorite picture of Larissa, just for you!
http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2010/7/1/11/enhanced-buzz-24986-1277996526-3.jpg
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8:54 pm
Just so you know, even this seventh grader here knows africa isnt a fucking country. ITS A CONTINANT! BTW abe, what also gives u the right to say if paraguay can play or not? R u just gonna fly over there in your bran covered trailer and shoot everyone with your shotgun like a redneck? i say yes.
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9:48 pm
Abe, why should I, as a female, not be permitted to see *gasp!* nipples? Last time I checked, I had two of my own; it’s not like they’re foreign to me.
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10:07 pm
well paraguay have an army to take down a redneck with a shotgun easily
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5:36 am
Who the fuck is the King of Nigeria? Since when was Nigeria a kingdom you fucking asshole!
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1:03 pm
well Nigeria WAS a Kingdom before now it’s a republic
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9:07 am
“third world countries like Mexico, England and Africa.”
Mexico and England aren’t third world contries. Africa isn’t even a country. It’s a continent.
“the Americans, accustomed to more fun games and more rational games, just lost interest.”
There’s nothing rational about any sport. Besides, isn’t American football a major sport over there? That’s just a bastardised version of Rugby.
“We just got bored and forfeited.”
The hell you did. You lost fair and square. Deal with it.
“To spice it up, they drink and get into fights”
We do that with every sport, expemting Darts, Tennis, Snooker and Cricket.
“we must just go ahead and ban Paraguay from soccer”
You have no authority there.
“The King of Nigeria”
Nigeria isn’t a monarchy. It’s a republic.
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5:57 pm
“WARNING: THE FOLLOWING IMAGE CONTAINS EXPOSED BROWN SAUCERDIPS ATOP A MILKSACK BREASTES. IMMEDIATELY PRAY AND THEN DEMAND YOUR WIFE/CHILDREN EXIT THE ROOM BEFORE REVIEWING THE NEXT EVIDENCE.” Why? It didn’t even really show anything. :/
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6:10 pm
“Note that she wants to remove her clothing and then expose your children to her milks, so they will associate it with the treats they get at lunch and be enticed to 1) support illegal Mexicans 2) think soccer is cool 3) Google search her on the internet so she can become more famous.” I can only say, “WTF is wrong with you, Abe?????”
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11:41 pm
I don’t know but illegal mexican ?? In paraguay ?? I think they are much legal
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10:08 am
“South Mexican”? Here is Paraguay:
Here is the area considered “South Mexico”:
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10:10 am
By the way, there are so many errors in your articles that if my English teacher revised this, she would have a seizure and possibly die from a myocardial infarction.
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4:12 pm
Abe, you are an asshole. End of story.
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9:02 am
This is hilarious. Rarely do you come across someone as ignorant and misinformed as this. Really reinforces your belief in good ol’ rednecks. Abe you are an imbecile with the IQ of roadkill. And thanks for posting those pictures because Larissa Riquelme is HOT.
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11:04 am
Fuk
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11:05 am
me
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11:07 am
hard
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4:04 pm
I LOVE SATAN! I WANNA HAVE AN ORGY WITH ALL YOUR FAMILY WITH SHIT AND BLOOD I LOVE TO BLAME JESUS FOR EVERYTHING HE IS A QUEER HE CAN SUCK MY COCK!
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4:06 pm
i found this page because I was looking her naked pictures to jack up my penis now i’ll have to just laugh about your stupid story
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7:06 pm
And what’s wrong with breasts? Jesus, people. It’s actually unconstitutional that womyn aren’t allowed to walk around with their shirts off, but men are. But thanks to sexist bigots like you, those laws stay around. You don’t care about the constitution (you’re against several things in it…but you just ignore that). You don’t even care about the Bible (“cast the first stone” much?), you simply care about the comfort of your own little racist, sexist, elitist mind prisons. You’ve got fucking Stockholm’s! And you want to drag everyone down with you.
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7:13 pm
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