Liberals Release “15 Gayest Pictures of the Pope” Smear Campaign
When Christ walked the Earth, he made it a point to recruit those who would serve us leaders and teachers after he sacrificed himself on Calvary, for the sake of all mankind. Christ did this so that his love would allow us to repent of our sins, and have everlasting life. Christ wanted leaders of mankind to go out and spread the good news of faith in him, and made an example of the apostles.
God still grants us great leaders among men: our priests, pastors and preachers are ordained by God to oversee his flock and make sure none are lead astray by the veil wolves of Satan.
Perhaps the greatest of all God’s chosen leaders upon Earth is the Pope, elected by a holy process to ensure resolute faith and wisdom of what is needed by the church and its people. Pope Benedict XVI, Ratzinger of Bavaria, is God’s new chosen leader of the Catholic faith.
It stands to reason that Satan hates Pope Benedict and therefore, has compelled the hearts of his lie-beral hordes to do one thing: lie. And yes, lie-berals, because that is a more accurate name for the Democratic left wing and their radical propaganda methods of deception against our nation and our nation’s Godly heritage.
It pains my hearts to see what lengths these vile people will go through to smear and tarnish the name of the Church and the Pope. It riles my anger to great ends to see how these foul people will create attrocities such as ‘Zombie Jesus Pictuers” and even make gross blanket accusations against all men of the cloth.
In the following pictures, liberals sent these to me to try to upset and foul up my day. They titled it the ’15 Gayest Pictures of the Pope” and are publishing these images is myriad publications, having little atheist orgies of celebration as they laugh and take the Pope’s name and image in vain. I hope they know the penance for their sins may just be burning in hell for all time.
Please, before reviewing these these images and the gross misrepresentation liberals are trying to take by construing them under the context of the gay agenda, order your wife and children to leave the room before reviewing. Please also pray for the souls and minds of anyone who would find these offensive campaigns against the Pope to be funny, as their place for all eternity will be under the steams pitchforks of Satan’s lieutenants in the torture chambers of Hell.
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In the prior image, they try to misconstrue the simple act of paying reverence as some sort of representation of a latent gay agenda. This is sickening and God does not find making light of such an innocent, holy act of respect to be amusing. Hell awaits anyone who would spread this image under false context, all to try to garner some laughs and disrespect for our nation’s Lord and Savior.
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In this image, it shows the diversity of world culture as the Pope greets another leader in a very standard manner. This is no different than two people shaking hands here in America. It shows a glaring lack of respect of world cultures in that the liberals would even try to represent this image as anything but a greeting. Atheists wonder why their numbers are declining and their sick views become more fringe everyday, and it is this flagrant disrespect and misrepresentation of reality that assures them their place in hell’s psych ward. These people need to get delivered.
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Here they take this photo out of context, to make it seem the Pope is lusting after a phallic object. Even in the offensive email we received, they put an extra emphasis on this one and I will not repeat the phrasing, as it is just too nasty and very offensive.
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Once again, this is just as normal as shaking hands and does not mean that the Pope in any way supports the homo-gay agenda.
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The symbolism of the Pope’s robe ties into the rich history and tradition of the Church. Idiot deceivers, as warned in the Bible, try to misconstrue the nature of the Pope’s holy garments and put them into the context of being more of a flailed dress. These people dared call the Pope a ‘nancy’ in this photograph, and if I were Christ, for that I would block their way to heaven and hold them face-first in a pit of lava as their sulfur soaked lungs tried to yelp in pain, but nothing but fiery agony filled their entire body. Liberals are fortunate that I am not God and our God is kind and merciful, slow to wrath and patient with them, but the day comes when his patience will be spent and his wrath unleashed against offensive things such as this.
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For those of you who have ever travelled to Italy, one of the first things you notice is that men commonly wear shades of salmon pink. This style is very fashionable and is seen quite often in styled, fitted dress shirts as well as head garb. The Pope is wearing a sun hat here, to protect his skin from the sun’s ultraviolet rays on a very bright day. The color of the hat is the norm in Italy, so again, it shows how backwoods Americans who have nothing but hate in their heart tend to have a lack of respect for worldwide cultures.
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Here we see a great image, with two men of God walking side-by-side, ready to lead the world by the unction and direction of our Lord. This image is remniscent of when two other of God’s chosen people, Pope John Paul II and our beloved President Ronald Reagan, joined forces to overthrow Soviet communism and cause the fall of the atheist empire, the USSR.
So it stands to reason that atheists hate this image. Once again, Church and State meet to discuss how to deliver the world from the influence of Satan and there could be no better two men chosen for the job. The Pope’s shoes, which the atheists are trying to make look odd in this photograph, are again very common in Italy and represent global diversity.
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For God so loved the World, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in Him, should not perish, but have everlasting Life. John 3:16
The wonders of Christ are many and his everlasting love true. God gave us his only Son, so that we may be forgiven of our sins and have eternal life. Isn’t it wonderful, that the King of all would make such a sacrifice for you and me?
In this image, we see the Holy Communion — our reminder of the flesh and blood of Christ that paid the price for our sins, so that we may enter heaven — being performed by the Pope and an elevated parishioner to the Church proper. To even sully this act with misrespresentation must be the most grave of sins, punishable by an eternity of weeping and gnashing of teeth.
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In the Bible, Christ told us to follow his example. One of the trademark aspects of Christ is that despite being our Lord and Savior, he was humble. Instead of ruling mankind with force and imtimidation, he humbled himself and served us with suffering as we do. He humbled himself by being patient with those who did not have faith in him.
Christ humbled himself by making company with those who needed the most saving, walking amonst the crowds and even taking to his hands and knees to wash the feet of others. Here we see a reminder of the humility and servitude, key elements of true faith and leadership, being practiced. ‘Foot cleansing’ ceremonies are to remind us that despite our station in life, we should always love and respect our fellow man. In the Kingdom of Christ, there is no being ‘higher’ or ‘lower’. It is not an Indian ‘caste system’. Before Christ, we are all equal in the brotherhood of man.
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Here you can see they are just running out of ammo. There is nothing to even misrespresent in this photo and it just stands to represent the petty, childish nature of liberals.
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The Pope is simply posturing and speaking towards the Heavens, prepared to lead and advise his flock under the direction of God.
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Here the Pope waves to the crowd, most likely with a child catching his eye and garnering a more sympathetic, playful wave. This does not mean the Pope is dainty or gay. This is just another ploy of the liberal media to tarnish the Pope’s reputation by taking images out of context.
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Here the Pope follows Christ’s example of humility by laying prostate before God in prayer. Only gay atheists and their Satanic ilk would see anything more than that in this neat picture of prayer and meditation.
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Pope Benedict is simply motioning his hands. The atheist paparazi have nothing better to do than take images of the Pope, then spread them in their liberal publications all in efforts to make it seem there is a rampant problem of hidden gay priests in churches, and that even the Pope is a veiled miscreant gay. This is all a part of their agenda to trick people by the instrument of FEAR so that they will not have their family and children go to Church. What a relief to know people can see past their left wing agenda to weaken the numbers of the church through such acts of subterfuge.
God has not given us the spirit of fear. But he has given unto us, the spirit of love, the spirit of power, the spirit of hope and a sound mind.
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My friends, there is a great war taking place for the hearts and minds of those who are not in the Faith. Satan works tirelessly, meticulously, to deceive the minds of those who still need to be delivered from their lifestyle of sin. Images such as these and ones where Atheists Continue To Disrespect Easter with Zombie Jesus Jokes, Photographic Sacrilege stand to turn people away from the lifestyle they deserve and need.
For those who insist on creating such smear campaigns, you are doing the work of Satan. Know your soul will be convicted as guilty if you do not repent of your sins and use your abilitiers to lead people to Christ, not to Satan. Know that hell always has a vacancy and your room is reserved if you keep these antics. Peace be unto those of the faith during this time and let us pray for the continued deliverance of those in sin to be delivered from the shadows and into the glory of heaven’s light and Christ’s love.
-Pastor Jack Gould
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2:17 pm
tell me are you fucking Kidding me you have Nothing better to do than show pics of the late popes ?
oh and By the way The pope didnt even wages wars against communism it,s was a declaration of america against Russia first and china to second
as for your Gay photographic don,t spit it on the face of liberals because I am liberals and I don’t see anything gay in that
I might be atheist but I stioll respect other people when they are not causing trouble and John Paul II was the less To causes trouble to anyone compared to Benedict
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6:51 am
you idiot. what the hell are you winding on about, its a joke and the site is making you part of it.(the writers are having a big douche laugh at you).
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11:43 am
perhaps nancy he is aware of the fact but enjoys arguing fer arguments sake
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6:26 pm
(I decided to skip proofreading your material after seeing how much you were off. Therefore, “me aks U”, how am I supposed to take you seriously, and not just rule you out as “another douche that is clueless?)
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3:05 pm
Millenium, you’re a moron. Haven’t you heard of satire?
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7:44 pm
yeah I have heard of it But losing time doing it ?? and disrespecting people ? they don,t have other thing to do like working ???
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12:44 pm
excuse you? talking about disrespecting people? aren’t gays people too? i find your way of talking about gay people quite disrespectful too.
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4:38 pm
yeah yeah you are great at dealing lies out but the second someone tries to do it to you you go crying to mommy? either fucking grow up and act like sane adults or fucking grow some balls and learn to take the same kind of abuse you deal out.
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5:03 pm
This is why I don’t buy into the lamestream media. They’re always pushing their lies in every little nook and cranny of our information services. If it’s not the disinformation their talking news guys like Maddow spew, it’s what photos they select to sublimintally get their agenda into your brain. These people have no shame.
Funny enough this sublimial stuff is actually illegal in many instances: http://www.subliminal-messaging.com/arnt-subliminal-messages-illegal/
The Catholic Church does have its problems and for a Baptist like me, I’m just not comfortable with all their pomp and circumstance but they’re Christians and we need to show them love and compassion and stand up for their freedom of speech, their freedom of religion and their genuine righteousness when it comes to leading America away from carnality and corruption. Thank you dear Pastor Gould for having the guys to call it like it is.
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9:08 pm
unless there’s a coca cola add flashing in those pictures it’s not subliminal messaging billings…. jesus christ fire your “research team” their pretty useless.
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6:29 pm
?testing
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6:34 pm
(sorry, Jazze, I was using this opportunity to see if my profile pic shows up here. it does. PLEASE DO NOT BEAT YOUR MEAT TO MY PIC….i hate when people do that kind of stuff. Let’s together fight the good fight against self lust. god bless.
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5:07 pm
I’d like to know where you got your info that liberals posted this and said they were gay. It sounds like YOU found 15 pics of the Pope that YOU thought were gay and tried to pass it off like your ‘arch enemies’ were the ones. Fuck, I didn’t find anything gay about those pics, so how the fuck did you?
Oh wait, I forgot who I was talking to :\
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5:08 pm
Icture 7 sealed it for me. POPE-Y BOY IS A FAG!
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7:59 pm
It was Picture 12 that did it for me, ol’ Joey “Twinkletoes” Ratzinger.
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6:33 pm
Yes, I see what you mean (after viewing those pictures!). I’m glad someone at Christwire had the courage to throw these back in the atheistic, liberals’ faces and call them out on it. Doubtless we will hear condemnation of Christwire and pusillanimous excuses from Olberman and Maddow any day now.
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6:04 am
When I created liberals, I actually made them all atheists. You’re awfully sharp for picking up on my artistic decision. Keep up the good work.
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7:36 pm
For Christ’s sake guys. It’s a JOKE. Everybody knows the pope is not a homosexual… he’s a pedophile.
Hot debate. What do you think?
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7:50 pm
yeah but he rapes little boy so technically he is homosexual
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8:58 pm
True. But I heard prison rules are it’s not gay if you’re the one giving it so I guess if he ever went to prison for his crimes he wouldn’t be gay… he’s gay.
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10:50 pm
Not funny, the Pope has more love and perseverance than you will ever be able to comprehend from your mother’s dank basement, you little pervert.
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10:07 am
You’re the perverted one you asshole. For one thing, you have to TRY to make these pictures look homosexual, and since you can see ‘gayness’ in a bunch of old women, it’s not surprising. You’re the one projecting yourself onto others and make them out to be the enemy when you’re the one jackin off every day to little boys you’ve gone and raped before.
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3:16 am
Goodmorning Mr. Gould I think you’re some kind of idiot who does not understand about Christianity : http://www.vatican.va/index.htm
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6:02 am
I have nothing against the Pope. Just people who think that every liberal hates the Pope and people who believe that Satan leads smear campaigns from his computer. Satan has better things to do, you idiot.
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4:40 pm
Pastor, the Pope does have a sense of humor and I think people have misinterpreted him. The Vatican is not all seriousness, they do have time for fun and games! DId you see this photo of the Pope wearing one of those “hipster” baseball caps? Made me laugh, I couldn’t tell if he was trying to get a dig in at the “hipsters” or what.
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6:48 pm
I think he is just trying to relate to them, to hopefully compel them to come unto the house of the Lord so they can be saved from their sloven ways.
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6:21 pm
No, I believe he was trying to relate to a younger generation. He is trying to connect with the “hipster crowd” to commune them to the church of the lord. Once in there he would try to touch them all. He likes that, as we all know, he has kept many of his friends safe even though they are breaking an almost universal law on not being a sick and twisted fuck and touching little kids.
HANG ON! I JUST FIGURED IT OUT.
It is ok for pope eatadick, haha, to molest young children, he does it in the name of jesust christ your lord. So if it is in the church, then why don’t you go out there. Your holy leaders are trying to lead by example and truely are. Don’t they make you think that maybe, just maye, your god isn’t around because he lets his brothers of the cloth go and do these sick and twisted things?
oh by the way….
THE POPE IS A DISGRACE TO HOMOSEXUALITY..
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4:45 pm
Hey Jack-Ass and Stevie, did you know that the Pope has an upside-down cross in his chair? What do you think of that?
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1:21 am
I guess maybe they think you are uninformed about the reasoning for that cross being upside down. The reason for the cross being upside down is that it is a symbol of humility and respect for Jesus. Peter (the first pope) requested that he not be crucified right side up, for he felt unworthy to die as Jesus had died. Instead the Romans crucified him upside down. Or, if you refuse to believe that Peter would be so noble, then you can do a little research to find that Roman soldiers would sometimes amuse themselves by crucifying people in different positions.
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8:15 am
Demand to see Stephenson Billings’ credentials:
http://www.thepetitionsite.com/1/stephenson-billings-show-us-your-credentials
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11:31 am
“order your wife and children to leave the room before reviewing”. Um?? Its that sexist attitude that turned me away from the Catholic church in the first place. This is 2010 not 1910.
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11:48 am
These pictures are hilarious – but Pastor Gould, your critique of them is even funnier. In particular, I loved “order your wife and children to leave the room before reviewing” (Heaven forbid, the little woman should be exposed to such filth!), “little atheist orgies of celebration” (we LOVE those!) and “here they take this photo out of context, to make it seem the Pope is lusting after a phallic object”. Priceless!
Of COURSE, this isn’t a smear campaign. No one is seriously suggesting the pope is gay. It’s satire, plain and simple – in this case, the taking of images out of context and subverting their meaning for humorous effect. Luckily, we live in a democracy where this kind of free speech is allowed.
RE: Picture 13. Allow me to enlighten you. Clearly, what the Pope is ACTUALLY doing is lying prostrate before God in prayer – by the way, in your critique you spelt it “prostate”. Wrong word. The PROSTATE is a gland in the male reproductive system that sits just behind the rectum, while PROSTRATE (the word you should’ve used) is the placing of the body in a submissively prone position. An easy mistake to make – but amusing, given that the satiral connotation here is that the Pope is about to receive anal pleasure from those lining up behind him. And of course, that would stimulate his prostate! So maybe you understood the humorous counterpoint all along, but just didn’t realise it.
Anyway, I’d love to write more, but I have an atheist orgy to attend.
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2:28 pm
OMG don’t take the internet so seriously. The pope’s obviously not gay and this is just a silly happening of the internet with really no backing in truth. It’s suppose to be funny, not serious. I can’t believe you wasted time writing an article about something fallacious posted on the internet.
“Smear Campaign” SERIOUSLY? You really think this is going to make people dislike the pope because according to a COMEDY WEBSITE “gay” photographs of him exist? You must really think the followers of christ are stupid and gullible.
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5:06 pm
These people are all just haters. Only the most robust men of God and supermodels can make such an awkward wardrobe look so effortless and innate.
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11:22 pm
It’s satire! It’s funny! It makes fun of the whole silly circus of the catholic church. I mean, they pretend to drink blood and bits of jeesus and don’t think that is a bit, err…wierd?
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12:33 am
im wondering why or really how you know that all people who find this amusing have a specific political view? how does this relate to being a liberal or….oh right.
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4:59 pm
How boring! Enough. Come up with something more original. I am not a catholic, and, really I dont understand why few people and some specific media just love to hate this Pope. He is a shy, bookish man of the academia with an increadibly sharp mind who had the “misfortune” to be elected Pope at the age of 78 years old. Imagine!
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12:59 pm
The pope is innocent: its not his fault that the alter boys had such splendidly juicy buttocks and peachy clear skin and soft – oh so soft complying, tender fleshy lips. Of course he had to roger them, just like any sane healthy man with immense power over others would do. So if you want to dish out a healthy load of catholic guilt, give it to those naughty seductive boys who got the pope’s cock up where the son don’t shine
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11:56 pm
Did you know that your precious pope was a German Nazi and served as a soldier in the Holocaust? Don’t tell me that I’m idiot, simply look it up.
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3:31 pm
Don’t get me wrong; I agree with you 100% on that. I just find a humorous sort of irony that when disputing stupidity you said “please don’t tell me that I’m idiot”…. “I’m idiot”… Really? Even if you use terrible grammar in every other situation, please use it properly when trying to display intelligence.
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12:32 pm
I love this site, it really is the best spoof Christian site on the internet! It is a spoof right….oh….I see….oh dear.
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3:24 pm
Wow. Obviously it’s others who have “hate in their hearts” for making fun of a hat and not the holy ones like you who would want to “hold them face-first in a pit of lava as their sulfur soaked lungs tried to yelp in pain, but nothing but fiery agony filled their entire body”
P.S. Obviously this comment is satiracle. I think you missed the part of the bible where they talk about love. Which is all of it. When you think about it, Jesus was a dirty homeless hippy peace activist and he hung out with drug addicts and prostitutes, because he understood that love is more important than any materialistic rituals that the temples (which one could compare to the catholic church of today) honored above God himself.
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9:04 pm
well done, you can successfully quote the bible completely out of context and make yourself look like an idiot//make us normal Christians that live in the real world look stupid…
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2:23 am
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3:15 pm
I’m a Catholic, and they do look pretty funky to me.
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3:51 pm
he reminds me of Sinterklaas
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12:17 am
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2:08 am
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