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DAHLONEGA, GA – Scientists in rural Georgia have created a zedonk, an unnatural cross between a zebra and a donkey. This renegade to natural breeding is being housed at the Chestatee Wildlife Preserve down in Dahlonega, all after being born at the same place over a week ago. The animal is attracting widespread attention.
The zedonk has a zebra father and a donkey mother. A zebra and a donkey are of seperate species, and therefore, not intended to mate with one another. The ethical implications of supporting and encouraging inter-species mating and breeding are without bound.
The animal’s zebra coding is prominently displayed, phenotypically, upon the legs and her face. In terms of behavior, the foal displays a zebra-like mentality, according to the preserve’s manager, C.W. Wathen.
When resting, the zebra will still sit-up and remain perked up, as if keeping an ear and nose for predators. These habits are necessary for zebras, who must remain on guard and be prepared to flee from large predatory cats that hunt upon their natural biome.
This animal has been created by evolutionists, in efforts to convince people that inter-species mating and production of animals is very natural and fine. They are trying to convince humans that we descend from monkeys, that a primative man took a primative chimpazee hominid female for a mate, which lead to modern humans and our similar genetic coding to chimpazees and lemurs.
These thoughts are not warranted and are hardly scientific and without measure. Also, such thoughts give perverted individuals grounds to lobby for legal breeding and mating between any and all species, including humans. Such legalization would be a gross tragedy for mankind.
So the agenda once more is clear and as usual, short-sighted evolutionists will stop at no ends to get their ridiculous school of thought accepted as mainstream. Remember to reject these teachings and know that all we need to know about our origins is presented as fact in the Bible. All we need to know about science is point-forward, testable now and not bound to random asinine theories that cannot ever be tangibly tested and therefore not scientifically proven.
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11:53 am
They’re both members of the horse family. It’s like how a mule is the result of a horse mating with a donkey.
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11:53 am
the mere fact that mules exist does not excuse this manipulation of god’s divine creation.
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2:31 pm
Actually, yeah, yeah it does. All these guys did was put two animals of the same Genus in an area and let’em mate. This just proves that instead of Species, breeding can be attributed closer to Genus. Is there any real use for it? None that I can think of, but it helps in understanding the way nature works sometimes.
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11:55 am
They are not of the same species. I think this animal should be put down and such creatures should not be allowed to exist in a controlled environment, let alone pure nature.
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8:40 pm
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL and you call yourself a fuckin enviromentalist
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11:55 am
i also consider myself an environmentalist. as well as a purist. and i know i speak god’s will when i say, “we must smite down this animal from above” and use it as a “sacrificial offering” to once again “redeem ourselves in our Lord’s eye”.
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6:07 pm
You’re also batshit insane, you can’t say “God is good and just” and then say that he’ll burn everyone for stepping their toe out of line. Why is it against God’s will that people want to learn how things work?
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12:08 am
What’s more – if an animal was “perverted” as you view this one, why would you sacrifice it? Why would you offer something disgusting to a God you claim to love?
Get your facts straight regis.
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12:35 pm
“in efforts to convince people that inter-species mating and production of animals is very natural and fine.”
i don’t think you even know what the word “natural” means
“They are trying to convince humans that we descend from monkeys, that a primative man took a primative chimpazee hominid female for a mate”
no evelutionist belives that so why would they want others to belive it?
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1:41 pm
you can actually crossbreed animal of the same family like lets said a Tiger and a Linx they have the same basic Genome
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4:48 pm
Don’t confused the Christfags with facts, Millenium, you’ll give them a headache. Remember: they think burning bushes talk.
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9:35 pm
What… what are you?
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5:18 pm
yeah maybe they didnt takes basic biology in secondary 3 ?
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5:19 pm
or worst natural science in 5th grade
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6:06 pm
NEWSFLASH: EVOLUTION HAS ALREADY BEEN ACCEPTED AS “MAINSTREAM.” Based on what I have read in the article, you Pat know nothing about evolutionary theory. Try reading up on it before passing judgement. No evolutionist believes that humans come from inter-species sex between early man and chimps. GET IT RIGHT.
Craig
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7:15 pm
The H1N1 flu strain, along with antibiotic resistant bacteria, is proof that evolution is a fact. The viruses and bacteria have evolved and mutated and are now far more able to survive in a variety of environments. As for genetic engineering, it’s been going on for centuries. That’s why we have different breeds of dogs, seedless grapes, mules, tangerines, etc…
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9:35 am
Zedonk? That’s an horrific name and an horrific idea. What’s the point? These science freaks are just doing this garbage to prove they can, no other reason, nothing that contributes to humanity. Talk about your evil agenda!
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6:32 pm
Tell me Stephenson, were you simply born with an insatiable, inexplicable urge to insult strangers based on the poorly-written frothing if an illiterate lunatic, or was it something you had to practice?
I will repeat what others had said, in the unfounded hope that you might actually pay attention; this article is patently absurd, bias in the extreme and can be rubbished by anyone with the ability to use a search engine and the desire to use one twentieth of the brain they were born with.
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1:29 pm
Tell me Billings what christian contributed to the humanity other than Millions of wars you waged in history
and don’t talk about Morality since morality of right and wrong comes outside of religion
no Faith is also not an Option there is More religion before yours who had that
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11:57 am
how did this thread begin to talk about evolution in such a context where we have humans meddling with the Natural Order of Things? This is preposterous. Find God and you will find the answers.
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6:39 pm
Donald.
Go and read a more imaginative book.
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2:47 pm
“Find God and you will find the answers.”
My high school science teachers name was Jesus. that count?
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2:00 pm
SILENCE OR I SHALL FEED YOU TO THE LIGERS, FOOLISH MORTALS!
But if they can do this, then it means that evolution is a fact.
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2:15 pm
They are of the same genus, and can therefore mate perfectly naturally.
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5:33 pm
This has been going on for a while.
http://www.hemmy.net/2006/06/19/top-10-hybrid-animals/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liger
http://www.messybeast.com/genetics/hybrid-cats.htm
http://www.oddee.com/item_96640.aspx
You have probably already eaten a hybrid animal.
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9:50 pm
There is not a respected scientist in the world who believes that that is how evolution works. No one is trying to convince anyone that humans are half chimpanzee. This article has nothing to do with evolution except that donkeys and zebras are closely related enough to breed with one another.
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5:10 am
Just to clarify what you’re saying, you feel the Zedonk is an aberration unto God himself because a Zebra and a Donkey were able to produce it?
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12:28 pm
No, Pat Heinkel says the Zedonk is an aberration because it makes him want to have hot gay sex with it. That’s right, Pat Heinkel is a Zedonkfucker. They’re going to produce a litter of Zedonkels.
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2:43 pm
“The ethical implications of supporting and encouraging inter-species mating and breeding are without bound.”
for Christs sake just let the animals fuck!
whats next? black people and white people cant have kids because they arent the same color? youre an ass.
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8:57 pm
Dude…. evolution is not making a hybrid species. Evolutionists don’t care about zebra donkey hybrids. They look backward in a species history for proof. They’re more worried about finding fossil evidence for the common ancestor from which both the zebra and donkey evolved.
Wait, here you go: http://chem.tufts.edu/science/evolution/HorseEvolution.htm
~Mr. Truth
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9:03 pm
Hm. How much you want to bet the author will not even look at that link? Ignorance isn’t simply absence of truth, but to knowingly deliberately avoid potential truth.
~Mr. Truth
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1:33 pm
he will not since he will said its an evil agenda
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11:00 pm
I love how affectionate and loving the Donkey Mommy is being to her child. So sweet. Who says that animals don’t have souls?
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3:44 am
Who says animals don’t have souls? Theologians who have properly studied the bible, that’s who: “…if the word “soul” is used to refer to an immortal soul that one day will inhabit heaven or hell, then no, animals may not be said to possess a soul. This is the only conclusion that can be drawn, respecting the instruction on the subject found within the Word of God.”
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12:48 pm
Oh please…We’ve moved well beyond the basic ideas of evolution. We’re now able to explain why it works through natural mutations etc. Interbreeding is only a small part of evolutionary theory; and if you read anything about it you would know that a chimpanzee has itself gone through an evolutionary process to result in the modern day chimpanzee.
We’ve been using scientific theory for over 200 years to develop these ideas and have reached the stage where you can actually see how it has (and is still) happening.
The bible is a book and Genesis was meant to be a parable; a metaphorical story designed to make a point and teach the lesson that some rules are there for a reason, but also a story about how you have to make mistakes in order to learn.
*sigh* I suppose that my words are probably being wasted though.
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12:24 pm
While most of this article is good funny shit making fun of nutjob xtians, I have to take issue with this statement:
“Scientists in rural Georgia…”
Everybody knows there are no scientists in rural Georgia!
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12:39 pm
You’re a bigot.
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1:43 pm
and you are a sexit racist homophobiac xenophobiac maniac who want to nuke every country Outside of Usa
yet youd eserve to die just for the fact you wnat to destroy the world
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1:31 pm
why s it called a zedonk when a donkeys nickname is jackass it should be jackzeba
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2:31 pm
Much better than Zedonk. WIN.
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3:05 pm
Now, the next step with this to creating a new species would be to birth another Zedonk of the opposite sex as the first one born. If the two can produce viable offspring than you have a new specie. Evolution is alive and working even in the human population. With interracial couples and even without. All evolution is is natural selection. Humans are evolving intellectually, more and more people are rejecting god and becoming atheist or agnostic. Those people tend to be of superior intelligence. Evolution isn’t something that happens overnight, it happens over a span of time with the whole population of the specie. Man is evolving towards the pursuit of intellectual levels that have not been seen yet, and to do this we are shedding the blindfolds of religion.
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