Mel Gibson Politely Corrects Ex-Girlfriend for Nasty Behavior
My friends, please open your Bibles. Please find Ephesians 5:22-24 and read it to yourself and meditate upon the words. When you finish, say Amen and then open your heart so God can help fill it with understanding in today’s lesson in social culture and modern lifestyle.
Our good friend Mel Gibson, an upstanding Catholic, was recently offended by his former girlfriend, named Oksana. Oksana offended Mel Gibson so much that she lost status as his pre-status wife and is now purportedly an ex-pre-status wife.
It is no wonder if the allegations Mel made are true. It is a great sin for a woman to enhance her mammalian ludicrosities with the unnatural silicone implants that man has used to knowledge of evil to create.
Implants are meant to draw attention to the busoms of a woman and entice the spirit of lust. They are meant to draw attention to the voloptuous folds of a woman to only lead to sensations of sin.
Mel Gibson noticed his ex-wife has committed such sins and more and will only draw attention from dark packs of ravenous wolves.
- Sinful
- Suspicious
- Scared
- Sad
- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
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7:59 am
“Oksana offended Mel Gibson so much that she lost status as his pre-status wife and is now purportedly an ex-pre-status wife.”
What the hell does this even mean?!?
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12:52 pm
It means that Mel Gibson is now her ex-pre-Status husband and their pre-Status children are now ex-pre-Status kids and will have to find a new way to be born, so they’re no longer alive, so someone murdered them, so someone is guilty, and we need to get a prosecutor on the case who is NOT a pre-Status prosecutor, as well as a judge that is post-Status judge to observe the trail, alongside a pre-post status jury.
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2:58 pm
That sounded like Back to the Future for a minute there.
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11:42 am
you can practicaly hear him yell ” it’s not my fault i wanna fuck you and therefor it’s not my fault that i did” can’t you?
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3:43 pm
I don’t understand what the big deal is here. Whoever taped Mr. Gibson violated his privacy and such tapes are inadmissable in court. It’s wrong and Mel is the one we should apologize to. God bless my friend!
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1:45 pm
Brother Gibson is of the Catholic faith (I know this goes against the fact that he divirced and remarryed, but as long as he’s made confession he should be ok.) To be honest it’s the first time I heard this and I felt that by being so passive and agreeable Oxana clearly oversteped the line drawn by the Ephesians about ravenous packs of dark wolcves – for shame Ocksana!! I will pray for you
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7:25 am
Oh gee, I really love this one.
Welcome all to the wife tapping (She walked into the door handle again) Black lovin (KKK) Buddy Lovin (gay sex) Kid Lovin (Paedophiles) Family Loving (Incest) web site.
Just because Mel did lethal weapon 1,2,3 & 4. He must be ok
LOL
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