Pastor Strinemann Speaks in Tongues To Ward Of Evil Gays
Satan loves a cheerful sinner, so there is nothing more that sets a frown to God’s face than seeing a gaggle of frocked gays frolkcing about two adn fro, jolly with their lifestyle of sugar-plummed sins.
Gays these days are too confident and proud of their fecal sins. They grin with delight as they hold hands and walk down the streets, dreaming about how they can find new ways to badger each other’s devilholes and then try to convince young children that this is normal.
Demand your wife and children leave the room before viewing the following video. Pray and then pray some more that God casts all gays into the deepest recesses of hell.
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Author: Abe
If you don't like what you just read here you can just get out of my country. Now how about that smart-alack.
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5:23 pm
dude what the fuck is this monkey shit?
listen if that how god and satan have it fine but i’m gonna side with the guy who want me to be happy so fuck god at least satan care.
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5:45 pm
I think Abe finally broke. I think all of his hate towards gays has finally broken his limits and what little brain-power he had left, and he attempted to say that he’s gay, but someone beat him over the head with a keyboard and typed this out and accidentally hit send.
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6:40 pm
Guess not. Damn, I was hoping we wouldn’t have to deal with Abe anymore :\ Oh well, it’s not like he or anyone else here has any shred of intelligence left in their zealot minds.
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6:46 pm
I’m heterosexual; however, I found this logical quote:
“The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn’t mean that God doesn’t love heterosexuals. It’s just that they need more supervision.” -Lynn Lavner
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7:30 pm
Oh Jesus, my grandma would speak in tongues. It freaked out my mom and we’d cut our Georgia trips short because of it.
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