Portia di Rossi ‘Wife’ Ellen Degeneres Quits American Idol, Kara DioGuardi Gets Fired

[picappgallerysingle id="875070" align="right" width="175" height="200"]When Simon Cowell decided to leave his very own show, American Idol, and hired a lesbian who first confessed to her sins but later recanted, Ellen Degeneres, to be his sidekick, I knew the show was doomed.

Ellen Degeneres quits American Idol today, while Kara DioGuardi was fired from the show. Kara is no surprise at all, but Ellen’s quiting really did catch everyone off guard. There are rumors that these two will be replaced by potential illegal Jennifer Lopez and glam geriatric rocker Steven Tyler of Aerosmith fame.

Ellen Degeneres first gained noteriety when we published Portia di Rossi Apologizes for Being Gay Lesbian with Ellen Degeneres. As you know, it is a great sin for women to perform clam dabbler acts upon each other’s secret fertile places, which is meant for marriage and to bear children, and Portia di Rossi and some pets came to their senses and apologized for it, on the Ellen Degeneres Show.

Well, it seems that since that time they have still been seen galivanting about town and not going their seperate ways, seeking out a normal relationship. This is very foul and upsetting, meaning they may have intentionally mislead us.

American Idol itself has proven to be a sinfest, especially since launching the career of patently dangerous people such as Adam Lambert. That one guy is probably what drew Ellen Degeneres to the show and gave her the idea that perhaps it could become a new source of spreading her twisted HG Agenda. Who knows, but whatever the case, the shift in American Idol could spell its doom and that would leave only America’s Got Talent and So You Think You Can Dance to get off the airways.