Comments on: REVEALED – Morgan Freeman is A Secret Vampire

By: Jazze

Jazze — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 17:15:27 +0000

what the fuck…. no seriously how dare you rape my mind like that?
do you even understand what fiction is? are you even remotly capabel of deferinciating between reality and fantasy?
vampire sience? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!!? those are a fictional stories you retardet monkey.
there is no sience there is no analazys and there ceritanily isn’t anything reasonable about this shit.
this is by far the most batshit insane i have ever read.
if i didn’t know this was comedy i’d be scared shitless about now.

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By: Adam Nelson

Adam Nelson — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 17:14:07 +0000

I do not even see pupils in his eyes.

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By: Just for the Craic

Just for the Craic — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 17:08:13 +0000

“Only weeks ago I revealed evidence of how Lindsay Lohan is a lesbian vampire”

Evidence should always have merit. Ergo, what you revealed was not evidence.

“That is how the inquiring scientific mind thinks when viewing this man”

No, it doesn’t. I have a “scientific mind”. I thought nothing of the though.

“I have the proof.”

Sod off. You don’t have any proof. You have wild accusations.

“You may think this conclusion is drastic and out of place, and that’s because the liberal media has trained your mind to not be analytical and jump to reasonable gut-based conclusions.”

No, that’s because the conclusion is drastic, out of place and batshit insane. And ever heard of Occam’s razor? It’s the idea that the explanation with the fewest new assumptions is usually the correct one. That’s why people jump to reasonable gut-based conclusions.

“I am a man of God and of science”

Hardly. You can’t even spell.

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By: Michael

Michael — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 16:37:56 +0000

And he would’ve gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you pesky kids and your dog!

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