Angry God Flexes His Power, Blows Up Indonesian Volcano For Cheating American Businesses
God has once more put his power on display, this time by blowing up a volcano in Indonesia!
Last week, our colleague Chuck Reagan exposed Indonesia and China’s scam to rip of American paper fabrication companies.
Indonesia was found to be ‘ cheating by subsidizing and selling their paper products at less than fair value in the United States’.
For years, economic scientists have theorized as to what force, seemingly invisible, blesses America’s economy. Even through a great depression, the dust bowl, a Civil War, being attacked by savage British and Indians, World War 1, spending all of our money during World War 2 to save Earth and finally, the terrors of 9/11, and all the spend-happy democrats, our economy remains number one.
Why? Why?
What force comes America number one, even when the math-addict Asians put their tedious little hands and perverse machinations against our business enterprise. God.
God powers the American economy. Ancient economists from the 1700s said it was “laissez-faire’, but just like the invisble ‘the big bang’ theory from evolution scientists, it doesn’t make sense. You can’t just get nothing from something, so everything we have comes from God.
So when a country tries to slight America and get over with it, they slight God. God snapped his fingers and casually yawned, and now Indonesia lays in ruin. I almost fear to hear the number of how many Indonesians were seared by this volcanoes flowing lava, that sent them all straight to hell for living in a nation who would dare defy our One Nation Under God by cheating us in business.
America is God’s country. Indonesia has learned the hard way. Let this be a lesson to all of ye lesser lands. Respect the economic might of America, and we will be your friends. Respectnig America is respecting God, going against us, however, will land you in hell with Satan.
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Author: Abe
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8:28 pm
No our economy is shit right now
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10:11 pm
american being Number one In economy ?? you fucking kidding me right
china has your economy in their Pocket your “strong economy”s is actually china economy
and their “unfair tactic” is actually pretty much faire Just lower your production cost as well
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1:27 am
actually you rules demanded a free market witch prices was decided by suplly and demand.
funny thing is it’s them who are following the rules whille you are trying to break them because they don’t suit you for once.
also an all lovein g being can’t be angry. your god just imploded he can no longer posibly exists as he has beeen reduced to a logical falacy.
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6:46 am
… I find it hard to believe that God would give half a crap about a nation who’ve perverted His word so much. Leaving aside arguments about the deliberate mistranslations of the Word from the King James era for a moment:
The entirety of the New Testament can probably be summed up as “Love thy neighbour”. I see no love in the denouncement of ‘sinners’ for imaginary slightings, or the glee in the misfortune of others.
ALL countries are God’s. America is not elevated above all others. To think so is… Pride, isn’t it? Isn’t that one of the seven, irrevocable, deadly sins?
I honestly hope you’ll find peace and forgiveness here as well as your final destination.
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7:53 am
Um, if your economy was still number 1, my Australian dollar wouldn’t be trying to decide if it’s 88 or 89 US cents, it would be 98 or 99.
Fun fact, Australia was one of the few countries to come out of the recession relatively unscathed. The US, on the other hand, appears to have suffered a lot more than we have.
Also, God does not power the economy. That’s like saying that chickens power the internet, i.e., they don’t and it’s implausible to suggest that they do so.
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1:22 pm
If people read their Bibles they would know that God has a long history of protecting America’s business interests. Many sinful LIEberals are unfamiliar with the Biblical story of Lot’s wife. Lot’s wife was skimming off the top of an American sweat shop that was helping the economies of both Sodom & Gommorah. Lot’s wife was stealing and selling bootleg salt and God turned her into a pillar of salt! Indonesia reject Islam and embrace Christianity and this won’t happen again!!! Log onto http://gga100.weebly.com/ and watch the Right Reverend Dr. Thurgood Goodlove, the Savedest man in the history of the Republican party weigh in on and deliver relationship advice which is Blessed and approved by the most high God with an assist from Jesus Christ his own self! The Right Reverend Dr. Thurgood Goodlove bravely tackles such vile and disgusting issues as relations without the blessing of marriage. He is the most pious man in the world! Praise Jesus!!! http://gga100.weebly.com/shows-video.html
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3:06 pm
You clearly are a good Christian and I agree that God hates Indonesians and all mudrace countries that cheat Christian America
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