Another Cat Tries to Snocker a Woman’s Sintreats

Abe
• ChristWire
August 17, 2010 1:28 pm10 comments

It has been only one day since I showed you proof of cats are afflicted with the sin of fornication.  It was only a day ago I warned about of cat unties woman’s bra, tries to lick woman’s milksacks then meower.  We were all disgusted and could ssee why cats are vermin that need to be killed.

It really is heartbreaking to know that one of God’s creation is so easily swayed by Satan. Just like with snakes, however, we must accept that cats do not make acceptable pets and if you see a stray one, you should either clobber it or call the authorities so they can dispose of it.

Satan lead to the fall of mankind. As Eve walked around the Garden of Eden in the buff, the old snake Satan’s serpent scepter became agitated with sin. He wanted Eve to think about herself and her naughties so that he could seduce her and fandangle her, but God made it so that Adam and Eve did not even realize the need for clothing.

All that changed after Eve ate the apple and I’m sure since she was so easy to convince, that she cheated on Adam with Satan and the Bible just leaves that part to implication since it’s pretty obvious. So Satan has appeared in the form of animals to seduce weak, pevert women since the literal dawn of mankind.

Eve was a dirty whore, just like all of her daughters if they don’t have a man with a strong hand in their lives. Satan is using cats to exploit this fact. He knows women like them because they are ‘cute’ and they purr, but then when they least expect, they make little nibbles here and there and Satan hopes this will be enough to seque into a full act of carnal sins.

In this following video, look at how Satan inhabits the body of this cat. Watch how Satan looks at the sintreats of this woman as she dances around on this YouTube video. You can see what this cat wants to do and Satan is going to try to push all the right buttons to make sure it happens. Sick. Sick. Warning: First pray and then demand all women/children immediately exit the room before reviewing.

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  • Kind sir, I don’t know if you reviewed this video quite well enough. I just don’t see how it relates to the title of this article. I would like you to also revise the title so it makes a little sence, I mean what does “snocker a womans sintreats” mean???

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    If you’ve spent more than 5 minutes with any cat during play, the cat will bat its paw exactly in the fashion this cat is doing it in this video. The cat will do this with nearly any moving object: a blade of grass swaying in the wind; a string of yard being tugged around by a person; a ball of aluminum foil rolling around on the floor; a rustling newspaper being clasped by the person reading it; etc etc. The cat’s instincts are drawn to movement and are not focused on the object causing the movement. Cats like to play just like most mammals like to play.

    Does the author of this article understand the meaning of word, “personification”? Personification is the act of projecting human characteristics onto animals. Most often the traits being projected onto the animal are the traits held by the person himself. So when the author describes the cat as a “pervert” he is actually describing himself as such. Personification is like ethnocentrism, both are based on unscientific methods of understanding animals and groups of people, respectively, and makes judgements based on factors relative to oneself, which is essentially narcissistic, and not in any way accurate.

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    • “Does the author of this article understand the meaning of word, “personification”?”

      Abe doesn’t know his head from his ass (though, to be fair, both are known for spewing some putrid shit). Cats are just his latest thing. At least that means he’s finally over Emma Watson.

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        Buck — you’re right — like it’s going to be ME who finally talks some sense into Abe. Now if I were to choose a living creature suitable to be an Agent of Satan I would probably choose cockroaches or maybe mosquitos (like the ones carrying malaria or west nile), or like those bedbugs infesting the lofts in lower manhattan; I certainly wouldn’t choose a kitty cat. But on second thought, I’m getting tired of those squirrels knocking down my birdbaths in the backyard every morning — they MUST be minions of the devil — makin’ me go out there everyday! :)

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      • personification and fornication can’t be too far removed as they sound very similar

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    Also — do you realize the word “sintreats” (which sounds made-up, to be honest) is a compound word composed of two words = sin + treats. Do you realize when you put those two words together you are making it sound as though engaging in a sin is a treat? Not to mention is sounds really stupid and childish, but that’s not the point I’m making here.

    I admit I’m not religious and I’m not too churchgoin’ either, but I do know that sins are wrong (even though I call them something else) and I don’t commit them.

    I have to wonder that when you put those words together that you — I mean you, “Abe” — find something enjoyable in sinning, like it’s some kind of a “treat” for you. That’s what it sounds like. Care to go into detail on how you coined this one, Abe?

    Sometimes I wonder about you religious folk. YOU’RE the ones who needs some prayin’-for most of the time!

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  • All women are whores?

    I feel sad and sorry for the women around you.

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  • That was so vile I had to watch it repeatedly to believe it! I will immediately rub out my pussycat, after viewing this!

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    • After further thought I have decided to wait until my in home male care giver comes tomorrow to slay my kitty.

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