Batman Robs Taco Bell
There is not a Mexican restaurant finer than Taco Bell. Say what you will about those Salmonella breeding sneak-walker, but they can make a mean taco supreme. The exotic goodness of Taco Bell combined with its competitive price make it a great place for many people to eat, especially the poor such as high school and college students.
So why is it no surprise that we see Marvel Comics present at Taco Bell, trying to make a comic scene to spread their gay agenda. This time they use one of their most gay characters possible, The Batman.
For those of you who don’t know, Batman is a homoerotica comic book character. He runs around in women tights and has abducted a young boy named “Robin” to do wear pantyhose and do all sorts of athletic flips for him. They “train” together in the “batcave”. This is all secret homo innuendo and it means something hidden and horrible.
The gays call comics comics because they want children to think about sunshine and happiness bunnies, when in reality comics are nothing but a veiled devil in a sheep’s skin. Satan is a rabid wolf who will devour your child’s soul should he catch wind of comics.
The gays are trying to make ‘viral’ media headlines this week by having one of their employees, probably Batman wank dobbler Bruce Timm dress up as Batman and rob a Taco Bell. They know with the school year just starting again, this will be the talk in high school and colleges nationwide.
They hope children will look at Batman and say, “How neat, he dangles his twiddle with Robin the boy ‘wonder’ with a girl’s name”, then let the gay’s have their way with them. How sick.
Here is the video they are trying to make go viral and I say just lock him up and throw away the key.
- Sinful
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- Scared
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- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Abe
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3:37 pm
Oh my god, that was freakin’ hilarious! Thanks Abe, I needed a good laugh!
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5:39 pm
Batman’s DC, not Marvel.
Christ, I’m a nerd…
In any case, there was a bank robbery like this not too long ago. Darth Vader held some bank employees at gunpoint.
I have no idea why he needed the gun. He can choke them from across the room.
Personally, I always rob banks dressed as C3P0, because he’s never the droid they’re looking for.
I’ll stop doing that now…
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6:27 pm
I miss the Batman series from the 1960s. Those Michael Keaton and Christian Bale movies were so silly and far-fetched.
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11:54 pm
weird 2 minute ago i read an article of abe despicting Mexicans and now he is praising them
as for comics yes they are comics its the english name for manga which means NO porn
as for your video its seriously Not batman but a weirdo who rob a Taco Bell (why I don’t know)
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1:13 am
This…what? My head hurts. Do you seriously have a problem with this? Or are you joking? Why, in all that you consider holy, do you see this as a gay agenda thing? Yes, some stuff about batman certainly comes off as homoerotic. That’s not gay, that’s just a funny artifact of the way Batman was written. But all superheroes wear tights, dude. Except the girl ones. Wonder Woman doesn’t wear tights. They’re easy to move around in and they make a spiffy costume. WW leaves her legs bare because she’s butch like that, and she’s a female role model.
I’m going to start Christwire reading parties when my friends and I are high and I’m having lesbian sex with my hot transgirl penis, so we can laugh hysterically at you for being an idiot.
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4:50 am
http://christwire.org/2010/06/pregnant-batman-superman-headline-newest-gay-comic-agenda/
You were saying chingchan?
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10:15 am
OMG, I wont be able to wrok today, I’ve spent 2 hours reading comments and I have laughed my a** off. OMG, Christwire, you sure know how to make someone laugh, keep the good work guys. By the way, Rin-chan, I’m also going start Christwire reading parties with my friends to shake off the stress. Of course this entire site is satire, i’ts not possible for christians to think this way.
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