Britney Spears Short Dress Exposes her Bum Area (Picture Evidence)

WARNING: Before reading this article, first pray and order your wife/children to leave the room. Before reviewing the media documentation for your parenting group, pray.

Britney Spears is a teenage idol who sings songs like ‘Hit Me Baby One More Time’ and “I Am Not Innocent”.

She sings these songs as anthems for teen rebellion and participation in pregnancy orgies at their high schools, all behind the backs of their concerned teachers and parents.

Britney Spears for years now has influenced children and really, I blame her for the cultural trend of girls wanting to make ‘sexting’ on their cell phones and the 4.7% increase we saw in teen pregnancy last year. Britney Spears even fornicated on stage with Michael Jackson at an award show, before the latter’s demise.

I’ve personally prayed for Britney and recently, thought she was doing better. She’s watched out for her boys and had seemed to be keeping her nose clean. Then, scandal!

From the front, this dress looks quite innocent and a nice photo-shoot for boys and girls to look at. The popular Britney Spears taking a walk, very innocent.

It is when we get to the back, we see Britney has plotted to expose her sintreats for all to see. She wants the mouth’s of those weak in faith to water and salivate, so she can sell her backside rump roast’s to all who want to come to the cookout of sins she calls concerts and Satan calls soul BBQs.