Cat Unties Woman’s Bra, Tries To Lick Woman’s Milksacks Then Meower
Cats are Satanic creatures that overpopulate this world. Liberals always try to argue that cats are not vermin and for some bizarre reason, deserve to be left to endlessly mate and multiply.
Before getting to today’s lesson in how Satan uses cats and cat owners are more prone to fall into sinful thoughts due to this fact, I want to first review a scientific diagram I have prepared.
Please feel free to share this science. It documents why cats are a danger to our ecosystem and how when we find cats, we should put them into animal shelters that are known to do what is necessary — that is exterminate — these vermin. Their population boom will upset the delicate balance of local flora and fauna in your local biomes.
Figure 1.1: Population Boom of Cat Vermin
Now that you have a better understanding, look at this video. This cat cannot resist the thought of temptation and fornication. Its owner was simply minding her own business, laying on the floor with a proper brassiere in the comfort of her own privacy.
The cat saunters up to her and delicately unties her bikini and then you can see it getting riled up with sin by Satan. The cat tries to hit on its owner by licking her milksacks. Then as if this wasn’t bad enough, the cat proceeds to continue down to the secret place and unveil it, to do meowing sins and who knows what!
This is of Satan and I could only wish I were involved here, because the sharks of the ocean would have had kitten on the menu.
- Sinful
- Suspicious
- Scared
- Sad
- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Abe
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7:41 am
cats are not capabel of doing this with intent you moron.
also no self respecting animal lover says we should let cats simply roam.
they are not vermin but fucking yes they should be neutered. if that is what your entire argument is based on you are provably wrong.
also as for upsetting local ecosystems…. well back to genocide i guess because the biggest distubance in the world is humans.
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8:39 am
Aww, what an adorable kitten! It looks like my foster cat, Fantine!
Abe, you’re a dumbass. Cats, especially kittens, are attracted to strings. Any type of strings, whether they be skinny, thick, long, short, they just want to play with them. My foster kitten, Cosette, for instance, was obsessed with strings. The second we’d walk into the room she’d be biting our shoelaces.
Oh, and after watching the video, I can tell that:
-the kitten was untying the bottom part of her owner’s bikini, not the bra
-the kitten did not attempt to lick her breasts
-the kitten did not attempt to do anything except yank the string and then look down at the ground
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8:52 am
“This is of Satan and I could only wish I were involved here”
I *bet* you wish you were involved.
And maybe the cat was just trying to be on top for once, what with all that terrible rabbit rape going around these days. (hm. Sarcasm’s har dto ocnvey over the internet)
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8:54 am
Holy shit! I think my fingers had mini-seizures in that last sentence. Right-o. As you were.
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3:32 pm
Abe, you’re a dumbass. Cats, especially kittens, are attracted to strings. Any type of strings, whether they be skinny, thick, long, short, they just want to play with them. My foster kitten, Cosette, for instance, was obsessed with strings. The second we’d walk into the room she’d be biting our shoelaces.
you should foster children not kittens
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4:02 pm
As far as I know, a 19 year old college girl still living with her parents in a SMALL house would not be allowed to foster children.
Are YOU fostering children, jimmie? Why do you think that I should foster children?
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6:14 pm
A dog never would have done this, nor have allowed the cat to get away with it.
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11:50 pm
Then you’ve obviously never owned a beagle.
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12:41 am
I would like to point out that this entire website is a sad joke and people that write articles for it are being laughed at by normal God-loving people. You are judgmental and satanic, have a good day.
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12:07 pm
There was nothing about breast. The cat did NOT lick them let alone go down on her. (I lol’d writing that!) Cats are not satanic in any way. Please realise this and give us UNDENIABLE ABSOLUTE frickin PROOF of cats being evil and in league with the Devil. It can not be from UTude or from your own opinions. Please take this into your thoughts and do some REAL research.
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9:01 pm
You’re such an idiot. The title is a joke. The cat pulled the string on the bottom of a bikini and nothing was revealed. It wasn’t a bra, or even a top in that matter. Nor did the cat like her breast. You’re a perverted moron for searching YouTUBE for stupid videos like this to try to fill peoples heads with your misinterpretation of the word of God. Do us all a favor and quit writing, you suck horribly.
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12:53 pm
Thank you for this article. I was starting to think this site was serious and it was suffocating my hope for humanity.
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