• Chelsea Clinton Wedding Pictures, Marc Mezvinsky Investment Banker Guy Makes an Appearance Too

    August 1, 2010 10:33 am 6 comments
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    Rhinebeck, NY – Yesterday Chelsea Clinton, the daughter of former United States President Bill Clinton and current Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, had a wedding. The wedding was enveloped in such secrecy that a ‘no fly zone’ was even in effect in the skies above the wedding, all the way until 3 am on Sunday.

    The wedding took place in an exclusive and posh area along New York’s Hudson river, as mentioned under a great veil of secrecy. Celeb watchers caught wind that over the last several weeks, there was suspicious ‘wedding planning’ activity going on in the area, and many suspected it may have involved Chelsea Clinton and her long-time investment banker boyfriend, Marc Mezvinsky. They were, of course, correct.

    Bill and Hillary issued a prepared statement about the wedding:

    “Today, we watched with great pride and overwhelming emotion as Chelsea and Marc wed in a beautiful ceremony at Astor Courts, surrounded by family and their close friends.” “We could not have asked for a more perfect day to celebrate the beginning of their life together, and we are so happy to welcome Marc into our family. On behalf of the newlyweds, we want to give special thanks to the people of Rhinebeck for welcoming us and to everyone for their well-wishes on this special day.”

    Over 400 guests made the wedding, and everyone involved in its production — from shopkeepers, to dress makers, to cake bakers to transportation crews — has been allegedly sworn to a mysterious secret pact. Such pacts are not uncommon for the Clintons and there is a purported history of those who deviate from a find themselves in a world of ‘unfortunate’ circumstance.

    Here are several official releases of photographs from Chelsea’s wedding.

    1

    If you look closely at this image, with a trained eye, you can see former President Bill Clinton joining arms with daughter Chelsea. Pay attention to Bill Clinton’s wandering eyes, as they seem to rest upon a young lady who is standing to your right in this image. The young woman is standing two rows in front of the balding man in the black suit. It is hard to say if Bill is licking his chops or not as he looks at her.

    2.

    Here is a darling picture of Chelsea Clinton and Mark Mezvinsky, where Chelsea’s long bridal veil flows in the wind. It is not surprising to see a Democrat owning such a veil, as even their non-tangible veils are as thick and flowing as this. Obama is a veiled wolf, who tries to hide his socialist agenda behind a multitude of fake smiles, ‘inspirational’ speeches, media deception and worst off, the race card. Let us hope a bright and happy future for these two newlyweds, and hope that their veil is only for the wedding.

    3

    Much like you could expect from a royal, elite family, the Clintons did not let the riff-raff commoners into their exclusive affair. Here we can see a family of jilted people, and one guy who apparently wanted to ‘speak now’ and not hold his peace, have adorned themselves in such Japanese anime costumes and trierd to garner attention from the Clintons. It remains unconfirmed if this family of racoons were tazed for being a pesky nuisance to the high-class royals in wedding attendance.

    4

    Here we find three women who just were not: rich, fit or sparkly enough having to sneak behind a fence and peer to see the celebrity wedding unfold off in the distance. The GOP, the original party of the American worker, is in touch with the people. The values of all Republicans in America is put the common man first, not lock him out behind a fence while royals, who are supposed to be by the people and for the people, keep us all locked out.

    How sad is it that in America, a nation where the people are supposed to be prime, we have the elitist Barack Obama in the White House. A man who commands a salary of millions per year and is a Harvard elite laughs as hard-working, blue-collar Americans lose their homes, their jobs and their families as they are crushed under the weight of the government’s high taxes. It is a worse situation than Robin Hood of lore, and it is time for America to get back to its conservative, Republican roots of honesty, respect for all mankind and God.

    5

    Ted Danson and his actress wife, Mary Steenburgen, were natural invites to the Clinton wedding. How many portly mail-men or out-of-work mailmen, or even true bar keepers of small, local bars, do you think were invited to this wedding?

    6

    The only thing missing here is a grizzled old maid who soon emerged from the courtyard, ballyhooing and shooing away the throng of commoners who were trying to get a view of the wedding ceremony from behind the fence. “Hiss, take these pence and be gone your scalawags!” Such elitists, these Democrats.

    7

    One of the more disturbing images is what you see here. Why the guests were asked to bring mannequins, in body bags, is still unknown and may be a part of the shrouded secrecy. It is hard to say if this mannequin is a replica of the woman who is holding it, but whatever the case, it may be safe to say Bill Clinton may have something to do with all this.

    8

    Bill Clinton, wearing a mask of himself at his daughter’s wedding, where young women are seen carrying in mannequins who just happen to look quite a lot like them…this is one of those situations where Jay Leno or Conan O’Brien take to pinching their forearms because, really, there are just too many obscene jokes of innuendo to take here. On a serious note, the guy in the car is yet another commoner, probably being forced to drive around his own street because the $1 million USD of security is blocking his road, with assault rifles, attack dogs and turret styled helicopters at their beck and call. Yes, this is the type of security present at this wedding.

    9

    Now it just gets interesting. Why is this man at the Clinton wedding and where does all of this take place. I am worried about Pakistan and our nuclear secrets remaining intact. Was this a cover-wedding for a secret America-Pakistan nuclear exchange, fueled by the top echelons of the Democratic party? Is this why there was an exclusive order dictating a new fly zone over this area until 3 am?

    10

    Obama has something to do with all of this. Why are all of these people, who are probably not American, drenched in red? Why is this all a part of Chelsea Clinton wedding celebration and photobook? I am very disturbed and scared for our American freedom and Christian heritage.

    11

    Despite our political differences and the very good chance that the liberals have veiled some sort of conspiracy and Pakistani armistice under the mask of Chelsea Clinton’s wedding, we wish well to the former First Family and their daughter during his marriage weekend. Congrats to Chelsea Clinton and Marc Mezvinsky, and may your marriage be long, happy and full of joy.

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    Karen Gray Karen Gray is a student of journalism at LMU and international events columnist for the CW.

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