Children Given Candy in Pill Bottles, Parents Shocked and Scared
The gays are at it again, using their meticulous hands and crafty minds to find new ways to subdue and corrupt our children. This time, panic as gays have found a way to take ‘playing doctor’ with our children to an entirely new level. You will not believe what they have done and it will shock you.
It was just another day for Carrie Albright, a mother of three from suburban Massachusetts. Carrie is a charge nurse at a local hospital, her husband, a petrol engineer. As she returned home from an overnight nursing shift, she checked into the bedrooms of each of her children. On her oldest son’s, aged 11, nightstand she saw something that overwhelmed her:
“It was a pill bottle”, reports Albright, who says her three kids walk from school to home every day, a journey of only 7 neighborhood blocks. “His name was on the side of the bottle, with a doctor’s name that I never heard of. The bottle said, ‘take twice by day, by mouth’.”
When she woke up her son, he said that he and his siblings stopped by a Wal-greens grocery and pharmaceutical store on the way home. In the store, they said a ‘man in a white coat’ stopped them and said he was their mommy’s doctor, and needed their names. Albright’s oldest volunteered his name, and the ‘doctor’ told them to wait in the store where they would be safe, then he would come back with ‘medicine’ mommy forgot to pick-up in the pharmacy.
The ‘doctor’ came back with the pill bottle and told the boy to take some on his way home, then later that night. When Albright looked at the remaining ‘pills’, crying and calling her husband, she discovered one thing: “They were Pez candy.”
A New Child Exploitation
Albright’s eerie story matches the same stories being uncovered by investigators, assigned to look into this disturbing new trend. Nearly two dozen similar reports have come into investigators, from parents who allege that their children are receiving ‘mysterious’ bottles of pills, with their names on them, from pharmacy stores near their homes.
Albright’s account, frightening to say the least, is not the most severe from all reports given. One mother, who speaks under condition of anonymity, reports she found an empty pill bottle in her daughter’s panties and socks drawer. The outside of the bottle had her daughter’s name on it, and the instructions said, “Glycerin Modules, administer two by anal route – suppository, by day”.
When the mother demanded to know where her daughter received this bottle, she said she was shopping for candy at their local drug store. A “doctor” in a white coat walked up to her and asked her name, and her friend’s name. He then said, “Your mom was just here, you were supposed to pick up a medicine you need to take before this school year starts!”. He brought her the bottle and asked if she ever had to take a suppository. The mother alleges her daughter did say ‘No’.
The ‘doctor’ then asked her if she would like help taking her medicine, and she said ‘Yes’. He then purportedly went into the bathroom with the girl and delivered the medicine, telling her to come back the next day and same place so she could be healthy. He told her not to tell her mother, ‘or I will have to charge her a very expensive fee, and she will be upset. I will do this for free as long as she doesn’t know’. The mother reports her daughter was unsure and uncomfortable, but since the pills were in a bottle and his white coat said Dr. “” on it, she trusted him and by the time the mother found out, it had been 8 days.
Authorities fear for the worse, and it is obvious that these attacks are part of a new gay agenda. Statistics show that for every one gay, four children are abducted and exploited. Gays constantly seek a way to exploit children over time while keeping them healthy, yet psychologically subdued.
By acting as a doctor or pharmacist, they put themselves in a position of authority over children. They are using drug stores that children frequent as their base of operations. They fill pill bottles with candy, building trust with children and making them less likely to tell their parents. They then, according to sources, plan to gateway these children to more addictive substances, making them dependent. For older children, they take advantage of their rising hormones and confusion, then do things like administer pills that will have a euphoric affect.
These gays silently slip in and out of stores, the only evidence of their crime being pill bottles with fake labels. The only ones left to blame for these crimers: the innocent pharmacists at these stores, who likely know nothing about these exploitations.
Investigations are ongoing and so far, nationwide, it seems the New Hampshire and Massachusetts areas are affected, though as other predators find out about this scheme, they will implement it within your neighborhood.
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10:38 am
errrr …. why its a movie in loop ???
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10:49 am
This is really just sick. How could anyone manufacture such a thing so primed for a lawsuit? The first time a kid goes into his parent’s medicine cabinet looking for more “candy” and mistakenly ingesting a handful of actual medications will be not far off. What will these people have to say for themselves then? The height of irresponsibility. It reminds me of the razor blade teen girl jewelry that Concerned Women for America recently informed the world about.
Jewelry on the Cutting Edge
http://www.cwalac.org/cwblog/?p=189
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11:00 am
that’s doesn’t explain why the video is in Loop a new tactis of Foxnews perhapos using Looping video to Indoctrinate the Idiot Like you ?
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11:02 am
Are u stupid, this doesnt makes sense?
please just do everyone a favor and Kill yourself!
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10:00 am
How very Christian of you.
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10:15 am
Im not a Xtian sweetie!!!
Im in this page because I love to read all this crap that you and your little friends write.
I really enjoy stupidity!
BTW are u a real person or just a joke, and this page is real or just a joke?
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11:25 am
explain to me how this is linked to gay people? i hope that god forgives your ignorance and hatred.
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11:52 am
Like Pete said:
How is this linked to gays. Also why is this “family” letting her children (that the oldest is 11) walk home alone… I think this story is completely made up.
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6:55 am
Of course these stories are made up. The whole site is a parody on the homophobic, sexist, raciest, reglious right. They are the equivalent of tabloids in the supermarket.
WORLD WAR TWO BOMBER FOUND ON MOON.
Scientist have determined that there is a world war two B29 on the dark side of the moon. This is just more proof that them damn liberal gays are destroying our family values.
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11:57 am
This is terrifying. I couldn’t here what town they said in the video, if you can let me know I can notify physicians there of what’s going on through AMA.
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2:11 pm
Adam… are you mad… you have littered this feedback with outrageous and weird statements… are you for, against or just a sh*t-stirrer????
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12:06 pm
Considering that the female child was the one told to take them as a suppository by a male and the male child was told to take them orally it would suggest that this has absolutely no links to homosexuality even in the slightest.
I think the question should be why the f*** are children as old as 11 taking medication from strangers and allowing strangers to touch them without telling their parents. Shouldn’t these patents be educating their children better? IF this story is true I would say it is luck that none of these children have been abducted or murdered.
I have no idea how you can find even a tenuous link to “the gay agenda”.
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12:36 pm
No, gays are known to molest both boys and girls, they naturally prefer boys. Also from the article the mom said the guy was violating her daughter’s anal orifice with the pills when he could have done otherwise at that point, showing a preference for that part of the body. From the sounds of it you can tell gays are involved her and it is terrifying.
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12:41 pm
Adam, I hope you die a very long and very painful death.
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12:46 pm
I hope that too.
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12:51 pm
So instead of trying to figure out what’s going on here to these children, you would rather attack the people who are trying to help protect them. Typical.
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12:56 pm
You’re not trying to protect children, you’re just looking for more excuses to demonize gay people.
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5:11 pm
You can’t properly define gay, liberal, racism, nor do you know that Jesus was Middle Eastern, you have no way of arguing anything.
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10:20 am
U are not traying to protect anything.
I dont know who told you Xtians that Gay people likes kids.
Where did you get all that crap.
Please adam just kill yourself!
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2:48 pm
You know, this site could be sued and taken down for posting this kind of slander and libel which is so obviously made up and is only “supported” by amazingly ridiculous lies.
There is nothing wrong with gay people. You know why I know? Because I am gay. I’ve never molested any children, or anybody at all for that matter, I don’t pretend to be a doctor and give kids drugs or try to “recruit” them to be gay, because that just doesn’t happen. This is absolutely ridiculous.
If God exists, he would be extremely disappointed with anybody claiming to be a “follower” of him and simultaneously participating in these kinds of obvious lies and propaganda.
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2:54 pm
I forgot to mention that saying “For every one gay, four children are abducted and exploited,” is not exactly kosher journalism. You know what that means? There are four times as many children in the world who have been abducted/exploited as there are gay people. This does NOT mean that gay people have to fill a lifetime quota of abducting and exploiting four children. In fact, I’m willing to bet that 90% of children who are abducted/exploited are manipulated by straight people. So go write a ridiculous and completely false article about that instead, please.
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12:30 pm
Is there anything you bigots DON’T blame on gays?
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12:51 pm
To sum up the dramatic and creative writing in the story above:
1. Gays pretend to be doctor
2. They give children prescriptions that contain candy
3. ??? Unknown Gay Agenda ???
4. GAY MOLESTATION!!!
So, aside from the whole made-up fantasy-as-news-report thing, you would work on developing your writing skills as you get older. Examples:
“Statistics show that for every one gay, for children are abducted and exploited.”
You failed to demonstrate any connection between the two, other than putting in the same sentence. Additionally, you inappropriately employed “gay” as a noun, and subsequently misspelled “four”. Unfortunately, your entire article is littered with such simple mistakes.
From a reporting point of view, you are highly specific on emotional details, yet fail to give details on anything of real interest in the story. That, unfortunately, starts to look like propaganda, and not news.
How do we know these people are gay, and who are they? Who are these mysterious authorities that are mentioned? What law enforcement agencies are performing the investigations? How does this terrible plot manage to further a gay agenda? Is there a specific location (city) for the story?
Isn’t it amazing that the children of a nurse would be the ones given pill bottles?
You made up the entire story, didn’t you, Amber, perhaps to win praise and respect? It is a sin to bear false witness against others. You need to speak with your pastor about this.
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1:19 pm
Is there any way we can see if names were released yet, by the authorities. We could then work to expose them and get their images up in those areas so parents know who to look for and beat senselessly until the polic arrive. There needs to be a firm message that whoever would dare do this will get a taste of public justice before going to jail.
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2:25 pm
No, Adam. There are no names to discover here. She lied and made up the entire story. We need to pray for the poor girl who wrote this false witness.
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4:41 pm
Lawd, Lawd!!! I have to lay this one squarely at the feet of our inept parents! You know the gay lobby has fought to keep candy legal so that they can carry out their gay agenda of addicting our kids to candy. Everyone knows candy is a gateway drug! Teach your kids not to take candy from strangers – especially gay strangers! Log onto http://gga100.weebly.com/ and watch the Right Reverend Dr. Thurgood Goodlove, the Savedest man in the history of the Republican party weigh in on and deliver relationship advice which is Blessed and approved by the most high God with an assist from Jesus Christ his own self! The Right Reverend Dr. Thurgood Goodlove bravely tackles such vile and disgusting issues as threesomes, orgies, homosexuality, sexual addiction, and other instances of relations without the blessing of the institution of marriage. He is the most pious man in the world! Praise Jesus!!! http://gga100.weebly.com/shows-video.html
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8:57 pm
You managed to take an actual story…http://www1.whdh.com/news/articles/local/12002031093431/nh-pharmacy-gives-candy-filled-pill-bottles-to-kids/ and twisted it into something malicious against the gay community. This is exactly what’s wrong with Christianity today. You prove to millions of people that you have one goal and it’s not serving the Lord your God. You intentionally falsified information to mislead readers here. This is beyond bearing false witness and is a prime example of why Christians like you are so disgusting. Think of what you are doing to the innocent people you claim are responsible for this. You should be VERY ashamed!!
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9:23 pm
Just so everyone knows, the actual news story – the one the video actually applied to – was that there was a town fair at which a local Walgreens sponsored a booth. They gave out totes filled with items, one of the items being prescription bottles with candy inside them. Parents were obviously upset – this is encouraging young children to seek candy in pill bottles.
If you look in the video – it isn’t Pez, it is still wrapped Smarties and one of those drink mix packets that you put in your bottled water.
There was no spooky man in a doctor’s coat, no Mrs. Albright.
Full story: http://www1.whdh.com/news/articles/local/12002031093431/nh-pharmacy-gives-candy-filled-pill-bottles-to-kids/
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1:11 am
There’s no way of knowing if whdh is not gay friendly and liberal, leaving out details.
I just saw this story on Fox News and it turns out two of the people apprehended so far, as the story says, are gay.
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6:28 am
Amazing, because you would think My Fox DC would then have the story you’re saying Fox News had, as opposed to the one WHDH did. They have the same parent company and all.
http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/pharmacy-gives-children-candy-filled-pill-bottles-082410
Once again, it was the exact same video utilized for the above story.
I live in the area. No arrests were made. If serial child molesters were brought to justice – it’d be BIG NEWS. On the off chance that not one local news source has decided that was worthy news, though…
You are stating that Fox News has a story in which more than one child predator were brought to justice, has that story and is reporting it *currently* on their show. If this is true, they will have it on their website. (Which, they don’t. If they do, please provide the link.)
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5:59 pm
Oh.my.goodness. You mean people really think this website is for real?!?!?! It’s a farce, a satire, you silly gooses (idiots, actually… but I didn’t want to be mean to people that really are that stupid, since they are already suffering…)– I am frightened at how many people are taking this seriously. Keep up the great work, writers! The rest of us really do appreciate your wacky humor
And Lord help the rest of you scary people…
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11:50 am
Of course it is satire, the scary part is that it sounds just like the rants from the real fundie web sites. You will have to excuse me now, I have to prepare for the rapture.
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10:32 am
As a God-fearing American (as I do mean ‘fear’ in the regular sense, as I naturally feel terror for a God that promises to torture myself or my children if we are disobedient or disloyal), I feel that there could well be a case to answer here for these so-called ‘gays’.
The question I would answer all these fancy-talkin’ liberals is this: how can you be sure that there AREN’T any gays dressed up in Doctors coats giving out candy to kids? Can you proove to me that they don’t exist? Because as an American parent who believes in the Christian Constitution of this country, I’d really rather not take the risk on this. And my pastor agrees with me, and he’s friends with Jesus.
Now I don’t azactly know any gays. I’ve eaten so many cheeseburgers and steaks I’m barely able to know my own wife, in the biblical sense. But I’m damn sure that the bible says that they should be stoned when they do what they do. And that’s all Ima guna say on the matter.
In His Name…
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10:44 am
PS, Adam Nelson- you bring the religious/cultish iconography, I’ll bring the big sticks and lynching wire…
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2:58 am
I find this article VERY offensive. Im a girl who dates both men and woman, it really depends on who i feel i love. I DO NOT TOUCH RANDOM LITTLE GIRLS!! Love is love, no matter if its between boy&girl, boy&boy, Or girl&girl. I find it sinfull to Hate on people who love.
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7:43 am
Uh, BisexualBeliever… if the ‘believer’ bit of your name means you believe in Christianity, (which is usual for that kind of term) then I feel I should play ‘Jehovah’s Advocate’ and point out that your special book is chock-full of verses saying that you should be stoned/killed/cut off/erased from the book of life/victimised by society/denied any rights because of your enlightened free actions.
So which is more offensive?
1. A joke article on a joke ‘right wing’ website
2. The ‘christian’ leaders in your country who preach hatred of homosexuals/bisexuals and many other demographics under the guise of ‘love in Jesus’ (stand up Billy Graham et al).
3. Or the Bible, which, along with the Torah and Quran and Haditha, causes much of the suffering felt by such groups all over the World?
‘Bisexual’ and ‘believer’- pretty hard terms to reconcile, no?
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5:34 pm
Why would a gay man molest a girl child? Theres a difference between gay people and pedophiles, why dont you ask your Priests? I honestly thought this was a prank when I first read it.
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